Secrets thread: What's haunting you, /b/?

>>720720297
I'm nowhere as good a marksman as my little sister thinks I am.

She once saw me kill a fly on the wall with an airsoft gun; I was all "Dude, watch this shit!". I was planning on missing terribly and making a joke about the fly's forcefield, but instead I smeared it across the paint. I played it off like I had been confident the whole time; "Yeah man, I'm Doc Holiday reborn".

Ever since she's thought I'm some kind of amazing pistolero, and I know she's spread that reputation around because all her boyfriends have been visibly nervous when she introduced them to me. Truth is I actually have fairly bad aim. Mediocre at best.

>>720720297
You forgot the 'donuts, mmmmm'.

I dont have any secrets worth talking about.

the only secret I really have is I just wanna bang my cousin

>>720721274
Wish I had an organized reaction pictures folder so I can find laughing meme.

I despise every moment I spend with my significant other, but I'm too concerned about hurting them to leave.

>>720720297
i don't want to die alone

I once hit a guy with my car, stop to see if he was in pain then kept on driving. He was very mad but okay. Damn hipster thought the world should stop for him. It doesn't. Car trumps person

I have lost fragments of memory yet I still remember my childhood quite well.

The one thing that's really fucking me though is I can recall memories I haven't lived, such as my mum's, somehow when I was in the baby making stage I had gained access to my mothers visuals and mental storage.

For quite some time I was watching my mothers life... I also seem to think that when we are toddlers we are on a strong psychedelic like DMT; the majority of my memories are me having very peculiar visuals like I was tripping, this also explains people not remembering their childhood as on a psychedelic such as LSD you can hardly remember the trip

Just theories though.

>>720723540
>Psychosis

>>720720297
death mostly also
i've wasted most of my youth, not living up to potential
eh pretty basic desu

>>720723811
you think?

>>720723540
>>720723970

i also have severe Anxiety

I'm about to be a father of a girl and I'm a closet pedo. Haven't done anything but want to. Kind of hoping her birth will get me "normal" and into "father mode"

>>720723970
Your post made me think of psychosis but i have no clue.
You probably just have alot of anxiety and are overthinking the entire thing

>>720724106
Fuck you poopooface bumhead

peepee in my bumhole fill me up daddy I wanna suck the poo out of your hole. I want you to destroy my asshole make me peepee out of my poohole for the next week daddy. Fuck me before you go to give your mass father daddy.

>>720724382
I guess, everything is just a bit weird for me now, have suffered from auditory hallucinations etc...

Im not too convinced about life lol

>>720724461
sounds good to me

>>720720297
Not getting to apologize to my daughter and ex for what I did.

>>720724554
Are you an ordained priest? If not no poopoohole for you you cant peepee in my bum and fill me up until i purge all over your face like a beluga whale

>>720723178
Im not at that point...but I was in my first marriage...sucks having a heart sometimes huh?

>>720723330
If your a chick your fine...if your a dude your fucked. have a nice day.

>>720724707
well shit :c i feel left out now

>>720724505
Get some valium or booze down ya. Then get back to me

>>720724921
i prefer coke

>GFs friend needs place to stay
>offer spare bedroom for super cheapo rent
>couples months pass
>she starts bring men home from the bar at 2am and keeping us up at night
>tell her I don't want my home used as a fuckpad
>she goes absolute ape shit crying and screaming at me
>i have no idea how to respond to such emotional irrationale
>she storms out and slams the door
okay

>>720725177
fuck_her

>>720725177
Whats the big deal? Kick the bitch out

>>720725177
i can feel this situation, whores are fucking emotional train wrecks

>>720724906
What if you pee in my mouth until i vomit all over my peepee and then ill fuck your dad until he peepees white nasties all over my faviorutie cardigan momma

>>720720297
I've been stalked and harassed for almost 10 years by someone who i thought was my friend and that i quit talking to several times, he would always try to manipulate me to be friends again only to make things further

All of this is a continuity of my childhood bullying which my brother is greatly responsible for having sparked

I've switched over 50 jobs in the past 4 years and the guy even fucked even more my relationship between my family and me and always resort to manipulation, slander and fake gossiping

Lately i've been seriously considering to go on a silent killing spree

I don't even give a fuck if nobody ITT believes me or think i'm lying or being edgy

I'd love to be making this up

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>>720720297
it´s so many things by now that i dont think i´m ever gonna rest in peace

these dubs

>>720725657
Youre such a peepeehead poopooface bitch, Youre a poopoobitch cunt face liar.

>>720725771
IF Its any condolences yur mom rests peacefully every night after I wreck dat puss and devour that tight little asshole you poobitch

>>720725177
Idiot, rig that room with hidden cams.

>>720725657
Get the stalker to pay for sex. Money in da bank boiiiiiiiiiii

>>720722280
I did bang my cousin. That's a secret i'll carry to the grave

We started sexting when i was in high school, so by the time i graduated we had been doing it about 2 years. I joined the army right out of high school but before i left for basic i wanted to "visit family" in Pennsylvania. So i drove up there to see my extended family but almost the sole reason i went up there at all was to bang her. I met her late at night and we fucked in the back of my car. Worth it 100% and id do it again too. I just wont tell anyone about it, except you bunch of assholes

>>720725978
With money. Hire a hitman to kill the stalker

>>720720297
How I lost friends, job and my lovely ex. Haunts me every day.

>>720725978
I really wanna poo in your mouth but then I wont have enough left for your dad and hell get pissed at me.

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I found out what dark matter is.

I don't want to be in this universe anymore.

>>720726159
Well?

>>720725177
Your gf? Bringing dudes over at your place while you help her out and throw a fit?

Seriously i'm one of those to not use deliberately the fucking cuck word but holy shit are you b8ing or are you too beta to kick her ass to the curb?

If she can hook up with dudes to get fucked while you guys are dating then she'll probably find another place to stay at

Her fucking problems

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>>720720297
I watched the first episode of Full Metal Alchemist last month.

Since then, I've watched through the entirety of FMA and FMA: Brotherhood, both movies, started listening to japanese music, and started brotherhood again.

On top of that, I'm considering trying to learn japanese.

>>720726256
And became somewhat of a public enemy. Leaving it at that.

>>720726292
he said his girlfriends friend, not his girlfriend

>>720726239
Are you seriously entertained by typing this literal shit? Are you autistic? Just really really sad?

>>720726292
GFs friend. I know I made some grammatical errors, I'm on my phone, but that part was clear

>>720726436
Comes to a thread about secrets. Doesn't say shit. Gtfo

>>720725978
I'm a guy dumbass, i'm dealing with a spineless 2 faced hypocrite lying sack of shit psychopath who's well surrounded

>>720726487
uh oh baby made poopoo dont worry ill eat it for you

>>720726245
Explain your delusional obsessions

99% positive you'll use the most stupid form of rationalization with alot of big words that you don't even know what they mean and are out of context

>>720724663
what did you do?

when I was a little kid I jerked off in my mormon piano teachers bathroom constantly

oh and my best friend murdered someone but he's dead too so it's gucci

>>720726895
when i was a little kid i jerked off in yur moms vagina all the time.

>>720726587
Beat her at her own game or just pretend she doesnt exist. Do whatever you like beta fag

>>720726487
Why do you say poopoo things and then run away and not respond like a little poo bitch?

>>720727097
It's a he and i have better things to do than to lower myself to this dumb fucking shit

If i ever bump into him, I already have in mind to confront him with alot of bullshit and i'll make sure to warn him that if he ever dares lying to me i'll break both his legs and dislocate both of his arms

His music career will go down the drain for every single fucking thing he made me go through

I'll even warn him that at this point i'm willing to go to jail for 25 years if the situation calls for it

>>720720297
I cheated my ex girlfriend with another ex girlfriend, enough said?

My professor failed me 3 times in a row when I know for a fact I passed, now I'm planning getting my revenge by photoshopping his daughter's face on a cam teen's head and sending it to him.

>>720727738
i cheated on your mom with your infant sister,

>suckd my doggos dik when i was like 10 or somthng
>in front of best friend
>dunno y I did that, im not even homo
>never talk about that with friend
>fast forward 33 years at a friend gathering
>friend asks "Anon, remember about ur pet dog?"
>while looking at my eyes with a malevolus grin
>ignore
>dunno why he did that
>quit talkin to him since that day
that was like 5 years ago, i fear he already told all our friends i common

I am deeply in love with my girlfriend of 2 years but I want to experience other people before settling down

>>720728603
Same

>>720720297
Failure.

>>720720297
I got someone's dad sent to prison.
Planted evidence to make him look like a pedo.

>>720720297
I'm in love with my roommate

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>>720721274
>MFW I'm on a first date and the girl mentions that her brother is really good at shooting airsoft guns.

I use to fuck school mates at my place when I was young they all loved it. 2 of en are openly gay now, I stopped doing it and got married and shit. never as an adult felt the urge of fucking fags ever again. I don't like gay porn or traps at all

I often fantasize about my girlfriends best friend and roommate.

I'm getting addicted to drugs, and am starting to crave them more and more and when I don't take anything for 2-3 days, I start getting physical withdrawals, I've hid this for my family and girlfriend and I want to stop but I just can't stop taking them, didn't even realize that I was addicted until I started to get the same craving feeling as people get when quitting cigarettes..

I got the family dog to lick my balls and cock and now can't look at it the same.

>>720729536
lower ur doses in very small amounts until ur able to quit
>works everytime

>>720729227
we know, just feminine dicks

>>720721274
How is that a bad thing yo, you have a reputation of being pretty sick with an airsoft gun only special to your sis. Gives her someone to look up to. When someone calls your bluff, blame it on the rifle.

>>720720297
I peed on doland drump.

>>720729805
I've tried that, I still get insane mental cravings & anxiety attacks if I just don't get enough. Tolerance is also building so fast so I need more & more to get that feeling off being okay.. I just feel like complete shit when I'm not on them. I'm talking about Benzo's by the way. Started abusing flubromazolams in november (taking like 25 in 5 days) then switched to clonazepam in november (4-8mg a day, took 18mg in a day once) started with etizolam at the start of january, took like 50mg in 3 days (when 1-2mg is a normal dose daily) and now I still take 6-8mg a day. I ran out on sunday and on tuesday I felt like I was dying, cold sweats, insomnia (didn't sleep until I got my hands on more) my wholy body was aching, I was feeling depressed as fuck and was getting anxiety attacks constantly. I ordered 55 2mg ones on thursday, got 13 left, after that I'm out and I'm freaking out what would happen then..

I believe my mental health is deteriorating, and I've been lashing out at others because of it. I am afraid of psychologists and I despise therapists.

I want a girlfriend but my mental illness makes me a psychobitch if any drama happens in a relationship at all. So there's a 0% chance of me ever getting a girlfriend.

I'm not joking either. One time I got upset at a friend and sent this upset text to them. And then I felt like I had crossed a line and made the text too mean. And seriously, my face had this tension in it that I couldn't make go away even if I was rubbing it and I felt bad in general. And it got to the point where my muscles around my mouth were jiggling and very softly convulsing on their own because of having to hold whatever that tension was that they were making. I had no control over it.

It was the weirdest fucking reaction ever. And it only went away when my friend told me everything was ok. I've had somebody say 1 mean thing to me in a chatroom and it bothered me so much it kept me up at night for hours.

Like seriously it fucking sucks. So hard for me to ever show any difference of opinion in any relationship I have because of this. Constantly insecure about whether people like having me around or not. Have almost no confidence to hold a conversation with people 1 on 1. It's crazy.

>>720730656
damn anon

yeah i read benzo addiction is worse than no other.
Might wanna look for pro help man

>>720728540
underrated

>>720730658
Im a psychologist, what u scared of? asl?

I enjoy spanking young girls with their pants and panties down; on their bare bottom.

>>720731644
I've had bad experiences with medication, and talk to people about my problems makes me panic. I'm also autistic.

>>720731910
ah i see, bummer anon. are you m or f? also, where I'm from, psychologists dont prescribe meds,