anyone else obsessed with miranda's feet whenever they watched icarly?
knowing Dan the man, probably that happened
>tfw you will never be a alpha stud
>tfw you will never participate at her insane college orgies with her sorority’s friends
life is unfair
What ever happened to miranda cosgrove?
Personally I like to imagine her final season cost the network so much that under some obscure clause in her contract she was put into slavery and made to service the members of the board of chairs sexually during meetings and used as a bdsm sex furnature coffe table in the ceo's office to be used by him and very important guests, and Only let up to eat and excercise so she can keep an attractive figure.
I base this theory in nothing else but the fact that it gets my rocks off at a shameful rate.
I remember this interview years ago, after icarly ended. I thought she was going to make some movie(s) with explicit nude or sex scenes. But nothing happened. Her career is dead and buried.
She was perfect in her prime. Shame Dan happens.
She is tied like this all day, totally nude, and used to place coffee and or feet on and fucked senslessly all day at her owners leisure
It's like a mixture of a sex arcade and fine slavery furnishing.
A sex home console perhaps
I've more of a tongue fetish. Anybody have any clips of her sticking out her tongue for a prolonged period? If i can remember correctly there was an episode where a camera zooms inside her mouth for a few minutes but i can never find it.
>Be Miranda Cosgrove
>Be at party
>Football team be at party too
>Things get handsy as they are want to
>Take one of the players away for some alone time
>Grab another player
>Rest of the team impatient
>Many drinks ingested
>They all go for it
>Too horny to resist
>All the clothes are crumpled in a corner
>Girlfriends are there too but the attention is all on me
>Sucking like there's no tomorrow
>Pussy getting rammed like a jackhammer
>Pretty soon some guy decides to break through the backdoor
>Literally no open holes
>Pretty soon I'm taking shots to the face, down my throat, in the ass
>Pussy practically overflowing
>It goes on all night
>The next morning me and my girls stumble out as the sun rises
>Have to call in sick the next couple of days because everything is sore
>Yellowish tone of color
>As flat as the earth in the 1400s
Did Dan Schneider really abused her or is it just a meme?
I remember the first time I went to a USC party that Miranda Cosgrove was at.
It was at a frat house and I was hanging out and talking to people when this huge guy, probably around 6'5 came up to me and grabbed me by the shoulder and told me very sternly to "come with me, newblood". He led me down to the basement, and that's when I saw her.
She was completely naked, on her hands and knees, on top of a large blue tarp. A single bare lightbulb swung from the ceiling, and two massive football players were fucking her, one in the ass and one in the mouth. Her eyes were rolled into the back of her head, and she was covered in semen. The words "COCKGOBBLER" were scrawled on her forehead in permanent marker . The one fucking her in the mouth bust a nut down her throat, and she swallowed it all. She then started screaming "FUNNY POWDER, FUNNY POWDER" over and over at the top of her lungs. The guy that led me in handed me a ceramic plate covered in cocaine and instructed me to blow some in her face. I bent down in front of her and she coughed up a huge glob of cum onto the tarp and looked at me in the eyes, all while still beng fucked in the ass. I grabbed a handful of cocaine and placing it in my palm, I blew it in her face. I had tears in my eyes and silently mouthed "but you were in iCarly". I stood up and another massive jock took my spot and started ramming her in the mouth. I then tried to leave but the guy who took me to the room told me "you have to stay until all the coke is gone lardlungs". I sobbed for the next 3 hours doing my duty until all the men were satisfied and she was passed out in a pool of jizz.
It was the worst night of my life.
I miss her hairy arms.
One of these days, when america has been made great again, and slavery is in vogue once more I want my home office to be completely furnished with slaves bound, gagged, oiled and in the nude.
I want two tall, broad and mahogany dark nigresses made to bend over and are bound together at the shoulders to make an exotic desk, each day they are reminded how helpless they are whenever my pen breaks thru the paper i am writing on and pierces one of them in the back.
In the corner is a skinny and tall woman who is wrapped in elecrical wire and made to hold a lightbulb turned on in her mouth while she stands straight up and blindfolded.
Next I want a buxom aryan woman to kneel next to me when I sit so I can use her mouth to clean my shaft after I finish in one of my pieces of furnature and use her huge perky tits as a stressball when the mood hits me.
And finally I want Miranda Cosgrove to be put into the position of honour as the guests cofee table. Each day she will be tied down and used to hold drinks and made to service rich and powerfull men with her feet as they explore her body, and the best part will be she is the only one who isnt gagged so everybody who uses her can listen to her beg them to not violate her further and to take their erections off of her manicured feet.
One of these days /b/, one of these days...