Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
What kind of homosexual faggot wastes their time spamming a avatarfag thread lmao
Why the fuck can't I post sexual stuff
It's a "legacy" rule. There's plenty of other boards dedicated to hentai and porn in general. Feel free to use those boards and threads.
I mean, I can't actually stop people from posting lewds, no one really can. But it helps in keeping the thread from devolving into another rule34 thread.
Claiming best girl
Excellent choice. Best NGE girl
It's okay, there doesn't seem to be that many people around today. Odd when you consider it's the weekend
Yeah but it's time for church in much of America.
Also Misaki claimed, just finished Oreimo, mixed feels.
I don't think a lot of people here do that
>Implying their mothers aren't forcibly dragging them from their basements to get them a few precious minutes outside
Also, it generally seems that waifu threads tend to do better later in the evening once people start going to bed. A lot of guys might not have even woken up.
Do people still let their parents drag them to church?
That seems kind of true. The ones who stay up during the day seem to stick to their sekkrit discords
Alice isn't a jew either -_-
What other wife? I have only one -_-
Tell me about her a bit, I haven't seen her before
Kirie chan she want to be the only one hanging around umaru and hates it when she brings ebina , she is really shy and quiet but people mistake that for scary
I'm assuming that Umaru is the blonde one?
QOTT Water you listening to ?
That looks like a really cute show ^^
Tell me who you mean then :o
Jelly? Eggs bacon and toast
H O T C O F F E E
it is , the characters too specially kirie and ebina
I'm guessing you live in Florida too.
If they're underage or still living with their parents, yes.
I'm still in school but I moved back in after a semester of living in the dorms, was getting too pricey to not to be able to microwave your own food.
I've never watched it before :o
Kirie looks cute. Purple hair is a favourite of mine!
Oh, are your parents making you go to church while you're there?
no it's not ya spicgus -_-
No. But some other younger guys, most likely. I make an effort to be constantly out and about to escape their notice.
Man, I haven't had anal sex in almost 10 years. It's alright tho. Nothing spectacular. Most people will tell you it's tighter, which is true. But the risk of UTI is not worth it in my opinion.
>he's a yandere fag
Yandere is worst dere.
Kuudere for life.
It's not my fault my waifu only stalks Chara and not me.
Whaaaat? Didn't you say you were the girl in the pictures? Liar u.u
Doesn't that make you a cuckold?
If I was a cuckold I'd like her stalking Chara. I want her to stalk me.
I'm claiming the anon who stalks chara.
Oh shit, its kneesocks!
Someone stalks Chara?
Ohhh, i see, makes sense then, you should start being more interesting to her if you want her attention that badly, like...try doing some edgy stuff and show her i guess.
I never said i was! But yes, i'm that person...
Ah the ehite dress, excellent choice!
But I want her to stalk me instead.
I'm not sure but its her avatar.
My waifu posts these so I have to.
> No Rei
THERE IS ONLY ONE WAIFU
THE WAIFU BEFORE ALL OTHERS
How have you been?
I don't think she would...
Chara has a gf
I'm one of the fag anons
One waifu to rule them all, one waifu to find them, one waifu to bring them...and in the darkness bind them.
Lovely~ u.u though what's up with that look on her face? She seems a bit uncomfortable.
Don't force me to use my secret no u weapon :/
No, the stalker I mean.
Instead of her stalking Chara, I want her to stalk me.
Gay people are dumb I guess
But you are cancer, anon
dumb gringo :|
what does that make you then :thinking:
there there kikelice
have a high quality oh yes image, FOR FREE
I dont talk about dicks, aside for one time
Oh, and who is this stalking chara?
I think she's just trying to pull the cool, aloof model look, but she also wants me to find her attractive~
How come girls can't make your dick hard?
Sarah sure makes mine.
Wow, I haven't been on here in forever.
Is this were memes come to die?
Because I like guys???
I regret coming back here already
I'm a jew, pixels are pricey!
What's wrong with being dumb? People love dumb bitches
Tell her you're mentally ill or something like that, she should like it u.u
That's all that matters, fun fact, btw models have to be as expressionless as possible, because people have to be focused on the clothes they are showing off, not on their faces.
Being gay is a fetish.
How can you not acknowledge your biological instincts for women?
That's actually kind of sad... Good thing she warms up when she's modeling just for me at home!
same tbh, just reading through these posts is disheartening
sounds like a party
Tired, Ive been looking for a job for a month straight
Its hard for something to die twice considering Im ded inside
Socksknee! It's been quite some time, how are you doing?
Gayness shows up in several other species
And why do you care what I fap to?
Ive looked in the threads every once in a while, and I dont see many people I like often
Doing school shit
This isn't even that bad of a day. It gets worse
You must be the luckiest man alive if you have your waifu modeling at home just for you~ How did you find her? :3
Are you straight then -.- a poster?
Wrong, it feels like a picnic.
Yea... I probably wouldn't even bother coming if I knew slacho and alice were here
If only there were a community on discord that they could join to talk to use more consistantly and with less shit... hmmmmm....... :^)
I'm afraid to see what's worse...
A picnic of pepes and shitposting
The military man himself?
In Japan models actually usually get tricked into the porn industry so his waifu is probably a slut who loves making JAVs.
Also thats why JP girls cry in porn a lot.
Played her game at Comic Con before it came in the US and I fell in love!
We summon Cthulhu, Satan and Bin Laden to play hide and seek with them, who gets found loses his soul.
That's excellent ^.^ N-not like i c-care about it or stuff like that...
I'd cry as well if they stuffed eels inside my butt, geez, have you seem what kinds of stuff they do to them? That's madness.
Some people take it way too far and turn from shitposters into the Shitpost itself.
you okay there gardo? :O
Pretty swell, yous?
F R A N T A S T I C
Well kneesocks is here today, that is good
S O C K S K N E E
there is 5 in m my city apparently -_-
Been great, I've started writing on a new book.
Also, sorry that rubbu deleted his discord.
That's it, you're not invited to my birthday!
Which is a shane since i liked you a lot u.u
What does she have that makes you like about her so much? :3
Aren't these the same thing though?
>bagemihl's research shows that homosexual behavior, not necessarily sex
Stop trying to justify your mental illness.
Ignoring your obligation to breef with females is an illness
B U T T S T U F F
Means I come to the actual threads more often I guess
Whyd that happen anyway?
it is a shane -_-
is there dicks there? uwu
Tentacle porn is hentai and JAV is nip girls doing lewd things IRL
But seriously though, why do you care? Does me being gay hurt you in anyway? Aside for "god says its bad," is there any reason why I shouldn't?
She's kind, strong, and dedicated to her friends! She also has looks that get me tingly.