Have you ever tasted your own cum?

QUACK QUACK QUACK

>>720665421
i always eat my cum after fapping

its like lukewarm salty water

Do you do what you roll in fap roulette threads?

>>720665421
tastes like chicken

>>720665689
Smells like fish.

even ejaculated on my own face wasnt that bad

>>720665421
yes, i cum on dildo and the put it in my mouth

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>>720665421
yes and it didn't taste good

>>720665421

i used to do it all the time when fapping. Mine is rather sweet or tastes like nothing at all. Girls usually love blowing me because my cum tastes so good.

I dont really do it too often when fapping anymore..Now i just eat it out of my GFs pussy after i fuck her.

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>>720665421
after every fap

finger lickin' good

>>720666884
I'm thinking of doing it because I rolled it in a fap roulette thread, should I /b/?

>>720667151
Yeah why not, its like esting a booger, its gross, but almost everyone has done it. To be fair, tasting/eating cum isn't even that bad.

I swallowed a full load of my own fun when I tried to suck myself off when I was around 12

>>720667340
*cum

>>720665421
I usually french kiss my girlfriend right after I cum in her mouth so yeah, guess so.

Every single man in the world has tasted his own cum. If he says no, he is lying.

>>720667518
Never been brave enough to.

>>720667237
It's not gross, it's the stuff of life. It's not piss or shit, which are waste products.

>>720665421
i shot a load in my mouth a couple years ago, it wasn't that bad, but I felt guilty afterwards
since then I tried to do it again several times, but I always chicken out
I need some motivation, strong enough to keep me going after I cum
>tl;dr I wanna eat my cum again, help

penus

>>720668608

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>>720666126
how do you cum on your face?
i tried once, but it feels like my balls are going inside.

>>720665421
Yes. It's only fair if I make my partner swallow it. Doesn't taste so bad. But my gf says I've got particularly tasty cum, so there's that.

>>720668636
Point dick somewhere near face, ejaculate, ive done it plenty by accident.

>>720665861
Change your diet.

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>>720668720
what pose?
how do you do it?

for cumming on face while sitting i don't cum hard enough.
how can i cum harder? only way to save it up for some days?

>>720668980
Tried kegel exercises? I'll hit myself sitting regularly if I don't remember to aim away, the joys of an upwards curving dick.

>>720667518
I haven't, so

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>>720669058
heard of it, but never did it.
do you have some good howto or anything?

>>720669208
It's the muscles you use to stop a pee stream, clench them for as long as you're comfortable doing, rinse and repeat until you've had enough, do this as often as you can be bothered, you should get to the point where you can snap a pee off without discomfort.

>>720669058
technically for guys it would be cremaster exercises...

>>720665421
yes it was ok

>>720669321
Heh, never knew.

bruh thats how i clean up lmao

I have tooken a lot of loads to,the back of the throat but never in my mouth. I can deep throat like a vaccum. So I have digested a bunch but never tasted it or my own.

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>2017
>not sucking yourself

>>720669827
i would so much..
but can't reach it

>>720667663
it's not too bad, it's the smell of a damp rag though

>>720669996
take a warm bath & stretch for 5 min

My wife has tied me up in lingerie dozens of times and jerked me off to ruin my orgasms by slapping my balls and then feed me the cum.

Probably once or twice a . depending on your diet its really not that bad

>>720668218
kinda same here
any tips /b/ros?

>>720670481
Ruin the orgasm. Soon as you are about to cum let go of your dick and it will pour out of you but you wont feel the way you do when you actually finish. Then finish jerking it

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Yeah, it tastes like mucus. Do not recommend.

>>720670657
sound interesting, I will give it a go, but I guess it needs some practice

Shot a load on a girls face, licked a long strand (for lack of a better word) off of her and spit it in her mouth. She was super kinky so i thought she would get a rise out of this unplanned action. I have never been, nor will i ever be, more correct about anything in my life.
The cum didnt taste bad, though it was warmer than expected.

>>720665421
I drink/eat my own cum every time. I get it between my thumb and ingex finger and slurp it up. It tastes just like eggyolk

>>720665421
Yes. And other people's cum. I had to compare, right?

Well, fuck it /b/

Yes or No, first reply decides, should I try it?

>>720671765
yes

>>720671765
Yes, there is nothing wrong with it.

>>720665421
only every time I jerk off

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I taste my precum all the time, only eat my cum every now and then, usually by rolling up and cumming straight in my mouth, or stopping jerking right before I orgasm so I still cum a bit but the desire doesn't go away.

yup, figured i'd see why girls always swallowed...

>>720672069
Precum is awesome. Wish I made more.

>>720670784
I often collect cumshots in a shot glass this way till I'm empty, drink it and afterwards orgasm. You just need to stop when you're about to cum, maybe help out by just touching your dick a bit and let it go as soon as the cum comes out. You won't have a real orgasm this way and keep your horniness for the kinky stuff.

>>720665421
Protip: eat lots of pineapple

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Yeah I eat mine 20% of the time now. Watch JOI CEI vids. Shit is hot.

>>720667340
>I swallowed a full load of my own fun when I tried to suck myself off when I was around 12

souldn't this be in a *secrets* thread?

seriously, i didn't ever realize that jerking off was something you did with your hand until i was about 15. and since i was young and flexible as fuck, i spent the 3 years from 12 to about 15 doing exactly what you describe. goddamm i sucked a LOT of cock, all my own. oh, the stories i could tell

>>720672499
Same. When I was in middle school and high school I'd cum with my lips on my own dick and pump into my mouth. I spat it out but afterwards I could taste my cum on my lips for hours.

>>720672612
oh yeah. last time i was flexible enough to suck myself off i was about 20 years old, wow, i remember that so well. i mouth fucked myself so fucking hard, and when i came it was like the garden hose going off in my mouth. it's just another form of masturbation far as i'm concerned. hell, when my wife jerks me off half the time some gets on my face, i don't care. it's not nasty, it came out of me, it's not like i'm on the bathroom floor in a bar and some other dude is stuffing me. when she's pulling me and i'm coming, i don't stop and say, "don't do that, i got some in my hair"

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>>720665421
No.

>>720668608
agreed

>>720670481
>>720668218
Taste my cum instead

Yeah, I've drunk my own cum a few times, horny from those roll threads. It's not that bad. I have to shoot right in my mouth though, I can't do the lick it up after stuff. After orgasm I get turned off.

>>720668980
Get on your back, then climb your legs up a wall so your legs are above your head, then your dick can point right at your mouth / above it.