Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
I'm just saying. I don't want to loose my girlfriend right now or have her come at home crying about something that happened.
Money is here to be spent. After death it's only useful to the children.
And since I don't plan on having those...
>haven't seen you in a while
A couple days, yes! I'm still at the grocery store though. Just safeguarding my waifu.
>implying id ever do anything to make someone cry or try and steal your gf
I'm legitimately offended
oh yeah a smug picture for smug shinoa
And I'm just worried... well thanks anyway I trust you
Post 3 smugs and you're in. Rory and I'll will judge
Besides id only want sexies if you were involved ;)
Sorry! I got busy in a dungeon
At least you were able to sleep a bit more than you usually do. Are you on guard duty or something?
Killer. I like. 10/10
I'm on dorm cleaning duty. Called Bay Orderly
WHAT?! You don't believe I have a cute girly voice? I'm sad now...
Oh yeah, after the disaster a few days ago you probably know exactly how I look
Well, I'm not closed to more but I wouldn't want my Partner to be uncomfortable and as far as I know... she just wants me
How're you doing shino-bro?
no, I believe you
I'm just fucking jealous
Ewww, they have you cleaning up after slobs?
One smug and one alone
Well i did see all that too. Also yeah its no fun unless everyone wants it too.
>Also i was just being coy halfway
What would be a good anime to watch with someone, let's say, important such as a boyfriend or girlfriend?
It was a disaster caused by me heartbreaking someone. So they dumped everything while angry. And tried to kill themself twice afterwards.
He's better now, but that's why those pictures got dumped
The Girl that jumped through time
I hear so much tsun in there that it's funny
There's art out there my dude
Tired but I'm fine. What's up? Welcome to the smug crew you physcopath
I've already told you this
Well that wasnt very nice anyway...
Why must you hurt me in this way
It took me quite a while to get all these smug pics. I'm proud of them
I'm fine actually. Everything's calming down again and I'm feeling like I'm moving forward in my live
>n-not that I want to o-or anything b-baka
The only "consequence" was that some people have pictures of me in their fap folder now.
Once I actually start hrt my body will change so it won't look anything like that anyway
You know that i'm mad enough to watch Boku no Pico with my special person, right?
Aww, i really wanted to watch what Rem suggested, too bad...kek, will look it up ^.^
I definitely agree...
I dunno. My parents were always pretty cheap.
>she just wants me
Yep! I'm sorry, but I get jealous sometimes..
You should have a friend request from me now
>Tfw no good smugs of Louise on laptop
I don't know any more romantic animes though
Everyone does at one point in time I suppose
Well... mine aren't that cheap.. but you know them already a bit
Don't worry, I don't mind at all that you just want me sweetheart
See? I knew it! Complete tsun
Also good morning anya
Post your Favorite Memeiest song.
Wait you look that fem and arent on hrt...fugggg
Thats just a smile.
Thats just a smile.
Not a smug
Thats just a jaw
Just a smile
Das lewd. Not smug.
I might have a few shoujo reccomendations.
But I do wanna sit down and watch that one with you
Yeah...My mother was always the type to clip coupons all day long.
I-It's just cause you're so cute!
So what's there to do around there?
I just saw your post where you mentioned the person that dumped your picture attempted suicide twice, how are they? You said they're fine, but do you mean that they're like stuck in hospital by saying fine?
yeah, I'm not on hrt yet... I just get older and older and more manly... it's hell
Take this then
oh yeah, I looked up my DVD. We need to stream it. It's only in german or japanese with german subtitles. No english there
well... I'd do that too, but not all day
>I-It's just cause you're so cute
>Implying you're not
No, they're fine. They're talking with me, no need to know more
Your basic socal shit tbh
Ice skating (personal favorite)
Hockey games in season right now
Then get on it ya bastard
Not many pics?
Because for smugs
Those are good. 8/10, 8/10, 10/10. You're in
I can see each why with the nice and all. Nothing but an intimidating smile
Yay! that's good to hear
I like this one. A lot
Evening, how's it going?
We ensure every other squadron has the ability to communicate. Radios, computers, circuits, etc. Multiple different career fields make it up. My field specializes in computer networking and circuit lines!
Im on my phone at work. I mean "work"
You look pretty good for not being on HRT. Is money stopping you?
What do you know about what i want, faggot
I want to, free healthcare is shitting on me though...
for 2 years now
I like my intimidating smiles...
And thanks. Soon I'll have a darn therapist
Been going fine, thanks~ Day was good
Yes, money. Private therapists cost 80€ per hour.
Free healthcare is sending me in circles for 2 years now
It looks like it's finally coming to a stop now
I plan on getting some herbal supplements for the time being
Black cohosh and lavender oil
Yeah, that's all i wanted to know, just wanted to be sure they weren't suffering while stuck in a hospital's bed, what a relief.
Last post due to anime time with special person, bye bye all~
I'll be sure to download it before I head over there!
Sure, and only if it's something I need a coupon for.
She'd do stuff like a dollar off a 5$ product she didn't really need
>cuter than you
Pick one fgt
I'm probably gonna go see the only movie I'm interested in right now on the 30th
>Yu gi oh movie because I'm a fucking dork
Huh, ice skating might be fun. Been a long-ass time since I went. Add me on Dischord and we can figure out times n' stuff
I dont want your excuses i want results
Im air force enlisted, we all got ranks. Even the civie workers and JNs have a rank technically (jap nationals)
Damn. Good luck. How old are you anyway?
Wew what? Hard for me to track convos on phone sorry!
Well, they're fine, don't worry. They even went to work today
>a dollar off a 5 dollar product she didn't really need
there's your money problem. She didn't really need it but still bought it
>cuter than you
You know exactly what I'd pick cunt
bitch I've been trying real hard for the last two years
I waited 4 months for my "first therapy" session only to go there and be told "yeah, you need therapy, please call us again"
Wish I could've started when I was 18 - 20
I know a lot about what you want, fucking faggot.
That's good. Been up to much?
Ah, older than me but still super young babby. Pls, better late than never.
What is "here"? Everywhere us govntheres a ranking for GS civvies, but not contractors
Says the girl that sucks dick and wears girl clothes
It makes sense since it's fitting with uhhh the knife
You need to see one?
She has stopped doing that recently, though.
Cuter than me, right?
QOTTA: whats the smile you want to protect?
Canada! The glorious white north of the USA. Though here it's just raining
Not really no, I forgot to call the therapists today so I'll probably do that tomorrow
I mean you're not wrong but even masturbation feels wrong
And that's phrased soft and nice
All the time for 7 years now. You know, the whole transgender business?
that's good then
easy there >>720169826
Ah i remember you told me canada already. I made fun of your beans on toast. Sorry im so forgetful!
Masturbation feels wrong? Are you going for the whole op then?
Good! Because you are cuter than me.
And way sweeter...
I know that part but I didn't know that someone needs to go to see a therapist for that
Still being busy with life and stuff?
If it continues like this after hrt
AM NOT! You're cuter than me!
>and way sweeter
nah, just more of a faggot
In austria at least
>A clinical psychologist
all three have to say I'm trans and then I get on hrt...
it's a pain
Nope! You see me, it's like "Eh, okay/10"
You see you, it's like "oh my...11/10 would lewd and kiss and cuddle"
You're a sweet faggot!
I can't even deny that.
Like you need to tell me anything.
You need me to yell at you to do it?
-squeaks and claims Ikarous- <3
Thats a rough ad! Good luck!
Its so gross sounding
You two are as gay as anya and makoto. Cute!
You cant say that after claiming to know what i want!
The other way around. I see you a nd it's like "oh my 11/10 would lewd and kiss and cuddle"
No need to. I think
there's worse really, but thank you!
-kisses- i'm leaving in 3 days
I'm saying you don't need to tell me for me to know.
You know that still makes me want to check on you.
-is going to the join the military in russia-
He isn't around right now, so you're stuck with me
I haven't seen him in a while, I'm a bit worried actually
Would you really like to cum with me?
Yeah and free healthcare recommended me themself.
>call number 0664 xxxx
>first therapy session in 4 months
>4 months later
>"yeah, you need therapy, here call this number
>it's number 0664 xxxx the exact same one
I was pissed
Really, no need to, I'm just tired now
We're going to live in the middle of snowy mountains with a small family next to the Mongolian boarder. There is no internet... maybe TV, i don't know
She does the really do smug.
Those at the main ones
2 ikaros. I remember talking to one that said they won't be coming back
Yeeeaaaahhhh how about no
Well if we both feel that way, I think we'll probably make some of the people at the airport feel kinda awkward..
Who are you?
I would love for you to go, but you know you can't x.x
There's more than one
Give Brendon nudes if you want her unclaimed.
How sad, I won't ever see you again
A shame. Don't die too fast
I got further now though, only need to call therapists now and ask if they have a free place since I'm recommended from the psychological student helpline
To be absolutely honest... if you'd arrive at the airport I'd run to you, hug you, twirl you around and kiss you.
... maybe not twirling since I'm weak but I think you're light enough
I won't have any internet for six months, that's all
-hugs you super tight- I wanted to tell you that because I don't want you to worry about me
Why aren't you posting cute Yohane pics?
Well if you weren't gonna do it I was!
I am pretty shy..So I'd probably just confirm you're you then sit there blushing and imagining what I'd like to do.
How've you been?
For some reason I doubt you'll come back. You probably will have found some nicer people to be around then and not come back then.
In the end we'll probably have to really meet to know what happens.
But I'm sure we'll both like it
Fine. Which ikaros am i speaking to?
What the fuck is going on in austria?
Which ikaros is this?
-squeaks- I'm kinda happy because my cousins are two years younger than me and I don't have to deal with annoying kids
I'll be back for Sonata, not for you
The one you've always talked you
W-what? Where did that come from??
>To be absolutely honest... if you'd arrive at the airport I'd run to you, hug you, twirl you around and kiss you.
That's pretty weak.
Shinoa lead me to believe shit was going down here, crawling back into my hole now
you finally accepted it!
And no I'm not
Bullshit of course
I call it the cuckening
yay, means more fun!
That's okay, I still enjoy your company
O-Oh yeah?! FUck you too!
I hate snow so much
Mhm! And we'll get that going.
J-Just because I'm curious, though! I totally don't want to...do anything or anything!
Mm, I don't believe you without caps.
You were free, now you're back in Hell.
No you don't, you just want to probe me
No I'm not, baka bitch
You should stay.
I'm just saying you could do better.
I can't sign into steam anymore! I think the Alicefags reported my account one too many times......
I'll crawl back into your butthole bb
GIT CUCKED FAG
I'mma need to know if it's you
Been awhile loli madman
This again? No I don't. I want to understand you. And you're fun in a certain way
Welp, se you, I'm off for now
Of course you don't you tsuntsun... oh well, I'm off the thread for now~
Bitch she'll get a date which she'll never forget
No need to go overdrive at meeting!
IT'S TOO LATE NOW GIMME UR BANK ACCOUNT
Yeah it's you lol
Yes sir. What's up?
Well since Sonata left I'll too~ bye bye
Such a bad liar, goodnight -hugs you in a sexual ways and look at louise- jeje
I blocked you on Steam too~
I'm not hip enough to use Kick and my Skype got purged...bye..
I'm so drunk I can't type...
Why are you so mean? You know you loved cybering with me~
You're not going to do anything~ -touches his butt-
No thank you! and good bye, love
Only when you post Kanra...
I'm drinking Absinthe
I can't post kanra here...
Well shit I'm bored now. Rip
You don't listen
Take care now
On second thought, I don't really care what you type. I'll be sure to take a lot of pictures when I go to visit her, though~