Waifu claiming thread.
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>>720155897
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>720164166 (Tali)
I'm just saying. I don't want to loose my girlfriend right now or have her come at home crying about something that happened.
>>720164230 (Louise)
Money is here to be spent. After death it's only useful to the children.
And since I don't plan on having those...
>>720164535
賢狼ホロはいびきをかかぬ!!
>>720163195
>haven't seen you in a while
A couple days, yes! I'm still at the grocery store though. Just safeguarding my waifu.
Post smugs for smug acceptance
>>720164628
>implying id ever do anything to make someone cry or try and steal your gf
I'm legitimately offended
>>720164712
>>720164712
>>720164712
oh yeah a smug picture for smug shinoa
>>720164811
And I'm just worried... well thanks anyway I trust you
Post 3 smugs and you're in. Rory and I'll will judge
Claim
>>720164712
>>720164976
number 1 >>720164913
2
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>>720164712
>>720164976
1: >>720164913
2: >>720165085
3: >
>>720164913
Besides id only want sexies if you were involved ;)
>>720164976
>>720161571(Yohane)
Sorry! I got busy in a dungeon
At least you were able to sleep a bit more than you usually do. Are you on guard duty or something?
>>720164913
>>720165085
>>720165166
Killer. I like. 10/10
>>720165383
It's joke/10
>>720164712
>>720164976
i don't even have one smug
>>720165430
I'm on dorm cleaning duty. Called Bay Orderly
>>720163669
WHAT?! You don't believe I have a cute girly voice? I'm sad now...
>>720164712
2
>>720165238
Oh yeah, after the disaster a few days ago you probably know exactly how I look
Well, I'm not closed to more but I wouldn't want my Partner to be uncomfortable and as far as I know... she just wants me
>>720165515
How're you doing shino-bro?
>>720165664
no, I believe you
I'm just fucking jealous
>>720165664
Ewww, they have you cleaning up after slobs?
>>720164976
>>720164712
3
>>720165515
One smug and one alone
>>720165718
Well i did see all that too. Also yeah its no fun unless everyone wants it too.
>Also i was just being coy halfway
>>720164976
ok
What would be a good anime to watch with someone, let's say, important such as a boyfriend or girlfriend?
>>720165718
Oh well sorry to dissapoint you. Im way too masculine even if i wanted to e girly... not that i do or anything...
~yohane
hi,
bye.
-lain
>>720164976
>>720164857
>>720165778
>>720165913
boku no pico
>>720165733
Thankfully its a comm dorm. Us comm guys are very tidy
~yohane
>>720165889
It was a disaster caused by me heartbreaking someone. So they dumped everything while angry. And tried to kill themself twice afterwards.
He's better now, but that's why those pictures got dumped
>>720165913
The Girl that jumped through time
>>720166010
I hear so much tsun in there that it's funny
>>720166102
10/10 recommendation
>>720165658
There's art out there my dude
>>720165718
Tired but I'm fine. What's up? Welcome to the smug crew you physcopath
>>720165778
10/10
>>720165889
-10/10
>>720165907
9/10
>>720165919
I've already told you this
>>720166042
Take care
>>720166056
9/10
>>720166117
I'm not actually sure what comm means. Like communications guys?
>>720166198
Not many for my waifu
>>720166168
How is it tsun???
>>720166206
Yes. Were a comm squadron.
~ yohane
>>720166168
Well that wasnt very nice anyway...
>>720166198
Why must you hurt me in this way
>>720164976
>>720166198
It took me quite a while to get all these smug pics. I'm proud of them
I'm fine actually. Everything's calming down again and I'm feeling like I'm moving forward in my live
>>720166352
>n-not that I want to o-or anything b-baka
>>720166368
There's worse
The only "consequence" was that some people have pictures of me in their fap folder now.
Once I actually start hrt my body will change so it won't look anything like that anyway
>>720166102
You know that i'm mad enough to watch Boku no Pico with my special person, right?
>>720166168
Aww, i really wanted to watch what Rem suggested, too bad...kek, will look it up ^.^
>>720166532
Im a big manly man of course i dont. I may have thought about it a few times though.
>>720164628
I definitely agree...
I dunno. My parents were always pretty cheap.
>she just wants me
Yep! I'm sorry, but I get jealous sometimes..
>>720164811
You should have a friend request from me now
>Tfw no good smugs of Louise on laptop
>>720166010
That tsun...
>>720166685
I don't know any more romantic animes though
>>720166702
Everyone does at one point in time I suppose
>>720167022
Well... mine aren't that cheap.. but you know them already a bit
Don't worry, I don't mind at all that you just want me sweetheart
>>720167322
See? I knew it! Complete tsun
Also good morning anya
>>720167322
Wowwow that wasnt my post someone is impersonating me! No pics no proof!
~real yohane
Post your Favorite Memeiest song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psuRGfAaju4
>>720166532
Wait you look that fem and arent on hrt...fugggg
>>720167450
Yeah. Faggots maybe.
>>720167567
Yeah color me impressed.
~yohane
>>720167322
Post feminine pics
>>720167516
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgNvzc-ZdME
>>720166352
That sounds pretty cool. What exactly does a communication squadron do?
>>720164852
Acceptable
>>720164857
Acceptable
>>720164906
Thats just a smile.
>>720165085
Thats just a smile.
>>720165166
Little better
>>720165630
Not a smug
>>720165706
Thats just a jaw
>>720165807
Just a smile
>>720165907
Acceptable
>>720165778
Smug/10
>>720166056
Another smug
>>720166518
Das lewd. Not smug.
>>720167728
Why arent you posting pics?
>>720167450
>Romantic animes
I might have a few shoujo reccomendations.
But I do wanna sit down and watch that one with you
Yeah...My mother was always the type to clip coupons all day long.
I-It's just cause you're so cute!
>>720167567
So what's there to do around there?
>>720167516
https://youtu.be/0aEY3F1_VJc
>>720167450
I just saw your post where you mentioned the person that dumped your picture attempted suicide twice, how are they? You said they're fine, but do you mean that they're like stuck in hospital by saying fine?
>>720167567
>>720167728
yeah, I'm not on hrt yet... I just get older and older and more manly... it's hell
>>720167848
Take this then
>
>>720167940
oh yeah, I looked up my DVD. We need to stream it. It's only in german or japanese with german subtitles. No english there
>clip coupons
well... I'd do that too, but not all day
>I-It's just cause you're so cute
>Implying you're not
>>720168077
No, they're fine. They're talking with me, no need to know more
>>720167940
Your basic socal shit tbh
Movies
Ice skating (personal favorite)
Malls
Hockey games in season right now
Parks
>>720168149
Then get on it ya bastard
>>720166315
Not many pics?
>>720166368
Because for smugs
>>720166405
Those are good. 8/10, 8/10, 10/10. You're in
>>720166532
I can see each why with the nice and all. Nothing but an intimidating smile
Yay! that's good to hear
>>720166518
No
>>720168149
I like this one. A lot
>>720167848
>The first one isn't smug
Look at the first panel
And Shinoa accepted the other 2
>>720167450
Entirely tsun.
Evening, how's it going?
>>720167457
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure.
>>720167739
Nah.
>>720167831
We ensure every other squadron has the ability to communicate. Radios, computers, circuits, etc. Multiple different career fields make it up. My field specializes in computer networking and circuit lines!
>>720167863
Im on my phone at work. I mean "work"
>>720168149
You look pretty good for not being on HRT. Is money stopping you?
>>720168376
What do you know about what i want, faggot
~yohane
>>720168462
That sounds pretty dope actually. Do you have ranks and shit like regular military men, or do you kind of work on the sides
>>720168238
I want to, free healthcare is shitting on me though...
for 2 years now
>>720168262
I like my intimidating smiles...
And thanks. Soon I'll have a darn therapist
soon
>>720168376
Been going fine, thanks~ Day was good
>>720168462
Yes, money. Private therapists cost 80€ per hour.
Free healthcare is sending me in circles for 2 years now
It looks like it's finally coming to a stop now
I plan on getting some herbal supplements for the time being
Black cohosh and lavender oil
>>720168149
Yeah, that's all i wanted to know, just wanted to be sure they weren't suffering while stuck in a hospital's bed, what a relief.
>>720167516
https://youtu.be/TUrzIUC8g_M
Last post due to anime time with special person, bye bye all~
>>720168149
I'll be sure to download it before I head over there!
Sure, and only if it's something I need a coupon for.
She'd do stuff like a dollar off a 5$ product she didn't really need
>me
>cuter than you
Pick one fgt
>>720168238
I'm probably gonna go see the only movie I'm interested in right now on the 30th
>Yu gi oh movie because I'm a fucking dork
Huh, ice skating might be fun. Been a long-ass time since I went. Add me on Dischord and we can figure out times n' stuff
>>720168680
I dont want your excuses i want results
>>720168462
Wew
My Nui!
>>720168604
Im air force enlisted, we all got ranks. Even the civie workers and JNs have a rank technically (jap nationals)
>>720168680
Damn. Good luck. How old are you anyway?
>>720169143
Wew what? Hard for me to track convos on phone sorry!
~yohane
>>720168827
Well, they're fine, don't worry. They even went to work today
>>720168875
>a dollar off a 5 dollar product she didn't really need
there's your money problem. She didn't really need it but still bought it
>me
>cuter than you
You know exactly what I'd pick cunt
>>720169143
bitch I've been trying real hard for the last two years
I waited 4 months for my "first therapy" session only to go there and be told "yeah, you need therapy, please call us again"
>>720169244
I'm 22
Wish I could've started when I was 18 - 20
>>720169244
Oh. Here if you're a civilian employee, you don't have a rank.
>>720168462
I know a lot about what you want, fucking faggot.
>>720168680
That's good. Been up to much?
>>720169332
Ah, older than me but still super young babby. Pls, better late than never.
>>720169394
What is "here"? Everywhere us govntheres a ranking for GS civvies, but not contractors
>>720169639
Says the girl that sucks dick and wears girl clothes
~yohane
>>720168680
It makes sense since it's fitting with uhhh the knife
You need to see one?
>>720169234
Check em
>>720169332
Yeah
She has stopped doing that recently, though.
Cuter than me, right?
QOTTA: whats the smile you want to protect?
>>720169639
Also like what gayo. I dont tell you anything!
~yohane
>>720169717
Canada! The glorious white north of the USA. Though here it's just raining
>>720169776
>>720169776
>>720169809
Ah. You mean North United States?
~yohane
>>720169817
Good night
>>720169919
OY IT'S NOT THAT
>>720169639
Not really no, I forgot to call the therapists today so I'll probably do that tomorrow
>>720169717
I mean you're not wrong but even masturbation feels wrong
And that's phrased soft and nice
>>720169733
All the time for 7 years now. You know, the whole transgender business?
>>720169742
that's good then
And bingo!
>>720169776
easy there >>720169826
>>720169977
Ah i remember you told me canada already. I made fun of your beans on toast. Sorry im so forgetful!
>>720170058
Masturbation feels wrong? Are you going for the whole op then?
~yohane
>>720169776
>>720169776
>>720170332
Oh yeah, beans and toast. I still need to try that
:thinking emoji:
>>720170058
Good! Because you are cuter than me.
>Easy there
And way sweeter...
>>720169776
>>720170402
Please dont. I dont want to lose you...
~yohane
>>720170058
I know that part but I didn't know that someone needs to go to see a therapist for that
>>720170427
Still being busy with life and stuff?
>>720170332
If it continues like this after hrt
yes, definitely
>>720170593
AM NOT! You're cuter than me!
>and way sweeter
nah, just more of a faggot
>>720170799
In austria at least
I need
>A therapist
>A psychatrist
>A clinical psychologist
all three have to say I'm trans and then I get on hrt...
it's a pain
>>720170769
I'm not going anywhere! I'm just trying something amazing sounding
>>720171030
Nope! You see me, it's like "Eh, okay/10"
You see you, it's like "oh my...11/10 would lewd and kiss and cuddle"
You're a sweet faggot!
>>720169717
I can't even deny that.
>>720169800
Like you need to tell me anything.
>>720170058
You need me to yell at you to do it?
-squeaks and claims Ikarous- <3
>>720171449
Hi
>>720171449
Russian army girl from yesterday ?
>>720171578
0.0 -pounces- <3
>>720171657
-is just a me-
>>720171750
<3
I wana rip her apart with my cock so bad ;-;
>>720171750
so I'll have to take that as a no ?
>>720171814
-brings you a donut and tea-
>>720171030
Thats a rough ad! Good luck!
>>720171115
Its so gross sounding
>>720171349
You two are as gay as anya and makoto. Cute!
>>720171435
You cant say that after claiming to know what i want!
>>720171578
Homo
yohane
>>720171349
The other way around. I see you a nd it's like "oh my 11/10 would lewd and kiss and cuddle"
>>720171435
No need to. I think
>>720172014
there's worse really, but thank you!
>>720171967
-kisses- i'm leaving in 3 days
>>720172014
Yohane-sama
>>720172142
-wonders where you're going?-
>>720172142
Yes Au?
~yohane
>>720171030
Yeesh
>>720171449
>>720171578
There's two?
>>720172014
I'm saying you don't need to tell me for me to know.
>>720172068
You know that still makes me want to check on you.
>>720172255
-is going to the join the military in russia-
>>720172268
He isn't around right now, so you're stuck with me
>>720172275
Hm?
>>720172278
What do you know besides how to be a faggot...
>>720172438
You are Au, silly...
~yohane
>>720172438
0.o -climbs in your backpack and comes along too. Can make borscht- :3
>>720172533
I haven't seen him in a while, I'm a bit worried actually
>>720172575
Would you really like to cum with me?
>>720172275
Yeah and free healthcare recommended me themself.
>call number 0664 xxxx
>first therapy session in 4 months
>4 months later
>"yeah, you need therapy, here call this number
>it's number 0664 xxxx the exact same one
I was pissed
>>720172278
Really, no need to, I'm just tired now
>>720172438
hello there
>>720172655
-nods enthusiastically, wants to go-
>>720172014
Perhaps this is the greatest display of cultural difference between Canada and the US.
We are the beans on the toast, you are the beans on the side
>>720172674
Sup
>>720172738
We're going to live in the middle of snowy mountains with a small family next to the Mongolian boarder. There is no internet... maybe TV, i don't know
>>720172655
You're so strange...
>>720172860
I dislike most beans. Pinto beans are nice. I also dontride a moose to work like you.
>>720172934
-can has blankets and hot chocolate!- \^_^/
She does the really do smug.
Shy/embarrassed
Crazy face
Big smile
Those at the main ones
>>720172438
2 ikaros. I remember talking to one that said they won't be coming back
>>720172674
Yeeeaaaahhhh how about no
>>720172014
Thank you~
>>720172068
Well if we both feel that way, I think we'll probably make some of the people at the airport feel kinda awkward..
>>720172738
Hey Sonata
>>720172982
Who are you?
>>720173042
I would love for you to go, but you know you can't x.x
>>720173054
There's more than one
>>720172982
I don't have a moosriding license yet :(
Working on it though
Give Brendon nudes if you want her unclaimed.
>>720172934
How sad, I won't ever see you again
A shame. Don't die too fast
>>720173054
I got further now though, only need to call therapists now and ask if they have a free place since I'm recommended from the psychological student helpline
>>720173077
To be absolutely honest... if you'd arrive at the airport I'd run to you, hug you, twirl you around and kiss you.
... maybe not twirling since I'm weak but I think you're light enough
>>720164535
I steal all waifu's.
>>720173077
-waves-
>>720173174
-Can! Packs all the important things: Pan-san, blue blanket, lemon pledge, gluten free cookies-
>>720173174
Im yohane... you know who i actually am.
>>720173248
Good luck. Ill stick to my motorcycle with a few horses
>>720173338
Decent attempt.
>>720173295
I won't have any internet for six months, that's all
>>720173351
-hugs you super tight- I wanted to tell you that because I don't want you to worry about me
>>720173409
Why aren't you posting cute Yohane pics?
>>720173576
-always worries about you. Is nothing you can do to stop that-
>>720173670
im scared...
>>720173576
Im on my phone... sorry
Ill make up for it later!
>>720173295
Well if you weren't gonna do it I was!
..Hopefully.
I am pretty shy..So I'd probably just confirm you're you then sit there blushing and imagining what I'd like to do.
>>720173351
How've you been?
>>720173767
Who are you?
>>720173766
-hugs tight. Is always easier with friends-
>>720173576
For some reason I doubt you'll come back. You probably will have found some nicer people to be around then and not come back then.
Oh well
>>720173770
In the end we'll probably have to really meet to know what happens.
But I'm sure we'll both like it
>>720167022
>I get jealous sometimes..
She told me she's cheating on you
>>720173174
Fine. Which ikaros am i speaking to?
>>720173270
Who?
>>720173295
What the fuck is going on in austria?
>>720173576
Which ikaros is this?
>>720173872
Don't worry, she never actually leaves.
>>720173816
God i cant keep up the act. You're so retarded.
~yohane
>>720173866
-squeaks- I'm kinda happy because my cousins are two years younger than me and I don't have to deal with annoying kids
>>720173872
I'll be back for Sonata, not for you
>>720173917
The one you've always talked you
>>720174006
W-what? Where did that come from??
>>720173295
>To be absolutely honest... if you'd arrive at the airport I'd run to you, hug you, twirl you around and kiss you.
That's pretty weak.
>>720174006
You're using mobile data right?
>shinoa
>>720174126
^_^ -imagines you playing in the snow with them. also 0.0's at the squeak-
Shinoa lead me to believe shit was going down here, crawling back into my hole now
>>720173896
>she
you finally accepted it!
And no I'm not
>>720173917
Bullshit of course
I call it the cuckening
>>720173950
yay, means more fun!
>>720174126
That's okay, I still enjoy your company
>>720174194
O-Oh yeah?! FUck you too!
>>720174126
You keep acting like uou dont know who i am
>>720174212
I am. Whats shinoa?
~yohane
>>720174301
I hate snow so much
>>720173409
You tie your motorcycle to horses? How well does that work?
Evening gents
>>720173872
Mhm! And we'll get that going.
J-Just because I'm curious, though! I totally don't want to...do anything or anything!
>>720173896
Mm, I don't believe you without caps.
>>720174341
You were free, now you're back in Hell.
>>720174374
No you don't, you just want to probe me
>>720174398
No I'm not, baka bitch
>>720174442
It makes controllinghard...
>>720174549
Ill cut your throat...
~yohane
>>720174416
-builds snew Ikas outside and decorates them with pears. Has to go for a while but urges you to stop being silly and add him on one of the chats. Misses you.-
Nini <3
https://youtu.be/i6ZCyn8uU2g
>>720174649
And then what...?
>>720174341
You should stay.
>>720174374
I'm just saying you could do better.
>>720174686
I can't sign into steam anymore! I think the Alicefags reported my account one too many times......
-cuddles-
>>720174341
I'll crawl back into your butthole bb
>>720174374
GIT CUCKED FAG
>>720174398
>
>>720174425
I'mma need to know if it's you
>>720174525
Been awhile loli madman
>>720174549
This again? No I don't. I want to understand you. And you're fun in a certain way
Welp, se you, I'm off for now
>>720174532
Of course you don't you tsuntsun... oh well, I'm off the thread for now~
>>720174745
Bitch she'll get a date which she'll never forget
No need to go overdrive at meeting!
anyway, goodnight!
>>720174844
PLS NO
>>720174844
Noone else loves her.
>>720173270
shoo shoo
>>720174732
Wouldnt you like to know.
>>720174820
Whats your steam? Ive never heard of you.
>>720174844
Oh its that cute smug girl? Neat
~yohane
>>720174820
-pokes at you to use kik or skype-
>>720174871
IT'S TOO LATE NOW GIMME UR BANK ACCOUNT
>>720174950
Yeah it's you lol
>>720175056
Yes sir. What's up?
Well since Sonata left I'll too~ bye bye
>>720174871
Such a bad liar, goodnight -hugs you in a sexual ways and look at louise- jeje
>>720175056
I blocked you on Steam too~
>>720175082
I'm not hip enough to use Kick and my Skype got purged...bye..
>>720174871
Alrighty~
>>720175208
>
I'm so drunk I can't type...
>>720175208
-is happy to make an account on any other service for you when you're ready to stop being distant. But rilly does has to go go. Sweet dreams-
>>720175208
Why are you so mean? You know you loved cybering with me~
>>720175302
have another beer that will help
bye4real
>>720175295
You're not going to do anything~ -touches his butt-
>>720175345
No thank you! and good bye, love
>>720175391
Only when you post Kanra...
>>720175397
I'm drinking Absinthe
>>720175558
never seen that at the drunk store
>>720175558
I can't post kanra here...
Well shit I'm bored now. Rip
>>720175208
Take care
>>720175302
Rip
>>720175396
You don't listen
>>720175558
Take care now
>>720175558
On second thought, I don't really care what you type. I'll be sure to take a lot of pictures when I go to visit her, though~
>>720175913
>her