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Trips decides: I just found an old sex tape (as in actual Hi8,

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Trips decides:

I just found an old sex tape (as in actual Hi8, many of you faggots won't even know what that is) with an ex from 2001. In it, she sucks my cock and clearly loves it... at one point, she says "look how big that monster is", kek.

I got curious and looked her up, and she's getting married this spring. I believe this video, and her enthusiasm for my cock, could quite possibly bother her finance.

I don't have anything against her, but always enjoy a good kek... so: Do I upload that portion of the tape to AnonIB and have an "anonymous person" link it to her "theknot" page asking "is this you?!"

Trips decides.
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Bumping for Oldfaggotry's sake.
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Come on you stupid millennial faggots, experience old /b/ complete with delivery for once in your lives...
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>>720151810
>mfw my dad had one of these when I was a kid.
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Why wait for trips, ancientfaggot?
Just fucking deliver. Jeezus.
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>>720152188

A penis? Probably.
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>>720151810
Upload to Xvideos then give link
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>>720152244

Kill yourself, you leech.
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Rolling but don't be a faggot and post anyway.
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>>720152244

>he doesn't remember the days when threads lasted no longer than 10 min

See6 and 7 hour old threads here all the time now... it's because this place is dead. And it's dead because of people like you.
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Your either gonna be a faggot or do what you want anyways, so

How about just giving it to us to fap to?
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>>720151810
Shove it up your ass
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>>720151810
is theknot for bestality lovers because it seems like she wouldn't be easily embarassed by sucking a human dick
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bump

Do it for the lulz

You should really make a webm or gif of it with subtitles
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you were using video technology from the 1980s to record shit in 2001? are you retarded?
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DO IT.
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Post it here
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What ever eases the pain of seeing her get on with her life without you OP
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>>720152609
the knot is a magazine and website where friends of the bride can post shit you numb nut
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>>720152748
This
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>>720152776
Fuck, one off
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Do it for the good kek
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888

deliver faggot
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just do it faggot quit being a buzzkill
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Doooooo itttttttt
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nigger better do it
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go
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Do it faggot
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>>720152609

OP here.

First thing I thought about the name, too.

>>720152694

No, but I have a $15,000 camera lens sitting next to me, and a $18,000 one downstairs if that makes you feel better.
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Do it
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Rolling for it
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How about you don't be an immature asshole and let her get on with her life instead?
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Do it for the kek
Also bump
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Dae it
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>>720153055
fuck off
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GET THE TRIPS
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Just fucking do it OP
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>>720151810
Post dick with timestamp
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>>720152748

Kek... I'm rich, married to someone 10 years younger than me who shares my interests, and own an ocean front house.
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POST IT HERE
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Do it dammit!
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I am unsure if the trips will happen
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Roll roll roll your boat

Do it
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Check em faggot

And yes...

Do it
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do it
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POST IT HERE
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Doit, Do it Naaaaaow
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>>720153012
Hahaha Kates getting married! What a Whore!
At least I have my Cameras!
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>>720151810
>pic related
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>>720151810
Plz do it
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>>720153221

FUCK SO CLOSE
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>>720152750
but why are they posting pictures of the bride getting dogfucked? i don't get it
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Post it here!
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just do it
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Do it
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>>720153343

WHAT THE FUCK
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>>720153012
Insecure, are we?
Let's see your dick so we know what you're compensating for.
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Link it
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post it here
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>>720153290
this
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>>720153184
Tell me more I'm not quite green with envy yet
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>>720153420
roll
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get the good trips
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do it
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>>720151810
I don't know, fucking with someone's finance sounds like anti-capitalist commie shit.
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shove the tape up your ass
live stream obviously
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Obviously a jealous cunt that someone took your ex
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Trip Trip Trips
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>>720151810
Nah, dude. You're just going to look like a psycho.

It's a given that her husband-to-be will know she's taken many cocks before his so, while it will bug the shit out of him, it's not going to impact their relationship or do any real damage.
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>>720153414

The fuck do you think the OP pic is?

>>720153436

Because you still live with your parents, and haven't had to try yet.
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Duh you are going to post it and send it to him
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Trump would do it
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post it here checkem
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Do it if ya want. Hopefully he hits her when he sees it so it's double kek
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just post it here
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>>720153478

How so? I'm no commie, nor a libtard.

Make your argument.
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Rolls
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Post it and link
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You're probably old and crusty by now, can you show us your old crusty dick?
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WE CANT GET THE FUCKING TRIPS!
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>>720153659
>>720153663
SO CLOSE
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Winrar my dudes
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>>720151810
That's a douchebag move. You are obviously a fucking douchebag.
I understand the kek though. I'd say do it if you want to get back at either of them do it. Otherwise stop being 12.
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>>720153620
This
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yeee
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Do it and link
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>>720153668

I'm not gonna take one right now for you faggots. This is a few months old.
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>>720153184
You don't think your wife is going to be pissed when she finds out you posted an old ass video from the early 2000s of your ex sucking your dick?

Don't forget that these sorts of things have a way of backfiring on /b/
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>>720153221
Stop being a faggot and DO IT, OP.
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one more try for her sake... post it
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this is fucking terrible
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please post it here
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>>720153888
Winrar
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>>720153542
Does trying involve spending my adult life obsessing over my ex?
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>>720153888

FUCK YA POST IT HERE
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>>720153888
WINRAR
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>>720153888
WINRAR
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just fucking post it, faggot.
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>>720153888
WINRAR
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>>720153888
Wasted trips faggot

You would've seen it no matter where he uploaded it
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>>720153888
WINRAR
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>>720153888
FUCKING WINRAR!!!!!
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>>720153888
OH SHIT
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Do it and give us the link to it aswell
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>>720153814
>has camera equipment
>can't take dick pic right now

I won't believe it until I see a timestamp
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>>720153819

Nah, she's aware of it. I actually told her when I found it.

When we first met, she wanted to fuck to videos of me with a more recent ex, but I thought it was too weird and didn't allow it.

She would be VERY against me posting it on her page, though. This is just me being a true /b/ro so the newfags can see what it used to be like.
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>>720153888
DO IT FAGGOT
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Posting in potentially eventful thread
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>>720153888

w-w-w-w-winrar!!!!!!!
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>>720153888
WE HAVE A WINNER!!
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>>720153888

Trips must be obeyed.

K, hold on... but I'll have to convert to .webm
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>>720154024
WE'RE WAITING
>>720153888
>>720153888
>>720153888
>>720153888
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>>720151810
Fuck off.
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Is OP a fag?
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>>720153888
Historic sex tape ftw
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>>720153888
WINNER WINNER

IF OP DOESN'T POST

THEN HE IS A NIGGER
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888
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in before Oh pee doesnt deliver
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>>720154128

Wasted trips. Why would u fucking ask him to post it here? You would have seen it regardless>>720153888
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>>720153528
Thats why he should do it, no hatm just keks...
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postem
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DELIVER
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>>720153888
fucking deliver you faggot.
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Delete it.
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>>720154128
Why convert?
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send to fiance and post proof
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>>720153055
This
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>>720154024
DO IT


NOW!
>>720153888
>>720153888
>>720153888
>>720153888
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its a no brainer post it
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>>720154452
welcome newfriend
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so what happens after OP delivers?
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>>720154024
>what it used to be like
Oh. You mean when OP was a faggot and didn't deliver?
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post
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>>720154463
reroll
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>>720154128
Are you going to post it on the knot?

Is the video any good? Like, is she hot?
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>>720154555
WASTED
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DO IT
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>>720154555
>>720154555
>>720154555
TRIPS
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>>720154519
>liking niggers and nigger culture

welcome newfriend
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post it
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Upload to porn site and then theknot per favore
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op where are you
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>>720154761
Reroll
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OP, don't be a faggot
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>>720154281
classic slamcorn
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post here, post on theknob, send to her and deliver back
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>>720154761
Rerolll
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somewhere right now OP is trying not to be a faggot
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do it now
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>>720154881
we'll see about that.
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>>720152079
These new fags can't all they know is cock rating and loli porn, nobody wants to have fun, troll, or raid. New age millennial nigger fags.
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op post to porn sites and then send
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do it fag
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ost here, post on theknob, send to her and deliver back
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do it
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>>720154324
Fair enough.
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Come on already
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Fabricated and homosexual
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>>720151810
Don't be a faggot op, fuck off and leave her be
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If op delivers, i'll be content
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somehow you should manage to fuck with it to make the clip seem very recent. that will twist her knot a lot worse than just posting some old vidya
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>post
it
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>>720152638
Wow, that didn't make you sound like a smug nigger fag at all.
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>visits website in pic
>leaks ex gf on facebook
>new girlfriend
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Do it
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>>720154946
OP is doing god's work right now

OP, if you really want to be a hero then you need to give us her full name so we can look up her page on theknot and screencap it for posterity

Otherwise this thread will get lost in the ocean of piss
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>>720154519
Video transcodes aren't always lossless
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>>720152447
>guy wants to get the thread over with
>you complain that threads last to long and pretend to be an old fag
>you're literally retarded
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Come on trips!
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>>720155368
No need to roll anymore
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>>720154946
Newfags posing as oldfags is the cringiest of cringe.
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Roll again
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>>720155197
I will never save your fucking advertising

I would rather see bananas and cucumber than your shameless advertising.

Newfags take note: do not support free advertisers. None of you should go to snap chaty
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>>720153888

Here is a clip.

I'm uploading the whole thing elsewhere, but it's 700MB.
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>>720151810
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>>720151810
So what, I have a lens made of diamond and dried nigger midget blood, top that horse fucker!
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OP, if you really want to be a hero then you need to give us her full name so we can look up her page on theknot and screencap it for posterity.

After you've delivered the video, of course
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>>720155435
He could roll for more demands
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>>720155578
Why are you censoring it you faggot?
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>>720155586
em
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>>720155548
Lol ur so smart anon
Thanks for the warning
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>>720155578
Not surprised

Fat and fully clothed

Hurry up with the shaming
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>>720151810
if you're old enough you have a hi8 of a bitch sucking your dick the dude is old enough to get off on being cucked, so you're probably just adding fuel to the honeymoon fire

but by all means post that shit
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>>720153012
so you're in the film industry eh? what lenses are they? Cooke S4s?
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>>720151810
OP = the coolest fag ever with God tier lenses so bow before him.
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>>720155812

Why do you think I broke up with her?
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>>720151810
>don't have anything against her, but always enjoy a good kek
The worst.
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Just show us
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>>720155945

You ruined /b/.

Just so you know.
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>>720155664
But will it actually work?
No
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>>720155945
You new?
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>>720151810
don't do it anon
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Hopefully she's improved on her technique.
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