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Hail, citizen. We've received multiple reports of illegal

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Hail, citizen.
We've received multiple reports of illegal dubs and trips activities in the area.
You don't happen to know anything about it, do you?
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>>720144006
Not at all sir. All I have with me are 46 cheese wheels
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>>720144006
i dont know nothin about no dubs copper
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>>720144006
I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.
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>>720144006
No sir. Nothing about it. I'll keep a look out for any.

*Quickly sneaks away hiding dubs*
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>>720144344
seize him!!
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>>720144344
By the order of the Jarl, stop right there!
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>>720144344
CRIMINAL SCUM
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>>720144618
>>720144670
but i am your thane!
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>>720144344
Guards, here! I can see a criminal!
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>>720144344
NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE
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>>720144788
You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people. What say you in your defense?
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>>720144788
NOW AIN'T THIS A SURPRISE! CAN'T WAIT TO COUNT ALL YOUR GOLD!
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this kind of cheesy shit is my will to live
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Fuck you all, you can't stop me
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>>720144578
Thank goodness I got away from those guards... Lord knows what would have happened to me...
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Dubs and OP is a faggot
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Shouting
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>>720144788
> we are routed, fall back!
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Are you looking for these?
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well who wants to fuck a good boy pussy now?
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>He psst over here!
>Wanna buy some skooma?
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>>720144927
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Who else excited for TES5 on Switch?
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All these criminals, This use to be a nice city before the imperials came.
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too bad, you can't stop my trips
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>>720145066
IMPERIAL SPY!
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>>720145066
GET HIM!
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who is this dubs you talk about?
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Oh u talk to me coz I be redguard, mayne u raysis mayne fuk u muhfuggen muh divk ima pull the strap muhfugga gadamn muhfugga!
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Get me if you can!
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>I just gotta get out of this city...
*attempts to sneak away*
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>>720145066
>>720145142
>>720145157

Man... I can't catch a break.
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>>720145066
HALT STORMCLOAK SCUM!
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I dinn do nuffin
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Nothing here sir, carry on.
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>>720145320
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>>720144006
I used to get dubs, but then I took an arrow in the knee.
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Check em faggot
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>>720145383
Sheathe those claws Khajiit
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Just trying to get some mead with my brothers and what happens... An argonian walked in...
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I know nothing.
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>>720145540
>Wanna buy some skooma?
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>>720144006
I don't know what you're talking about officer.
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>>720145035
How many grams of skooma can I get for 1000 gold?
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>>720144006
whiterun belongs to the stormcloaks
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>>720145599
>criminal scum
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>>720145599
TWO CASES OF ILLEGAL DUBS
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!
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>>720145599
you should have never come here
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>>720145599
dubba dub
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None here
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No Dubs here
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>>720145619
>I'll give you 6 bottles.
> Be warned... This is very potent. Its not your average skooma.
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>>720144006
Teleports behind you* No, khajit merely rolls.
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>>720145673
>>720145682
>>720145707
>>720145719
To quote the great Hitler, "So I grabbed a blonde and a case of beer. The Russians are coming, let's get out of here."
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Dubs are for faggots anyway
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Just on my way to Riverwood, no need to stop me
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>>720144578
>>720145356
>>720145776

By the lord of Talos... I need to be more careful. I'm going to get caught at this rate if I'm not more careful...
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>>720144006
i'm just minding my own business here
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I got no dubs here. See.
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Dubs and I die within the next week
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>>720144006
I got my dubs, come get 'em
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>>720145999
Bye Bye now.
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>>720144006

You've got a real bounce to your chest.
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>>720145999
YOU'LL DIE NOW CRIMINAL SCUM!
>Wanna buy some skooma?
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You won't get the dubs of me!
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>>720146055
SHIT!
I'VE BEEN CAUGHT!
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a what
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>>720146029
Whoops, wrong numbers
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>>720146035
Stay out of trouble orc.
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>>720144788
Serena.
Need somethinf
Need songthidn
Need djdhdjd
Need jdhdjdbd
Need need somehfidbdhjdjdhdjdhdvdhxhdbdhh
Need something?
Nooooooooooooo!
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>>720146055
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>>720145066
You're under arrest nord! Resist and I will destroy you!
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>>720146099
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>>720146280
I CAN EXPLAIN I SWEAR!
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>>720145882
Duuuuuuuuubs
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No lollygaggin
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FOS RO DA!!
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I like totally can't wait to see the courtyard again??..
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Well met, traveler!
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>>720146381
PLEASE! TAKE THIS AND LEAVE ME BE!
I'LL GIVE MY DAYS UP OF HAVING DUBS! I SWEAR!
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>>720146495
By the gods what manner of power is that
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The security in Whiterun is terrible. Shameful is what it is.
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>>720144006
Hello sir, I do believe everything is in order
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>>720146541
Would you care for some fine herbs?
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>>720144006
oops dropped something
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>>720146495
I need to ask you to stop, that... Shouting... Its making people nervous.
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>>720146661
Oh that, that's someone else's. Not at all mine
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Nope, sorry nothing.
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>>720144006
Dubs? I know not of what you speak.
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