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REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
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You got a purdy mouth
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why do you lie on the internet OP?
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>>720131313
lies
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Sure
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eh whatever
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>>720131313
kurwa jestem zdesperowany
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>>720131313
...
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>>720131313
i just wanna be loved ._.
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>>720131313
>131313
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>>720131313
but what if i like boys?
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>>720131313
okay
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>>720131313
OP is a fag.
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>>720131694
Aren't we all the same, anon?
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>>720131313
I already have a beautiful g/f, the only reason for the reply is to rub it in.
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>>720131313
must be true!
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>>720131313
why not
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>>720131313
I believe those digits. Praise Kek!
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I will try anything
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>>720131313
ok
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>>720131313
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>>720131313
k den
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>>720131733
>>720131777
>>720131799
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who never try never gets
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Gif me girlfriend
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>>720131313
Dubs she's a hottie. Rolling
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>>720131313
please work
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sure LUL
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I don't have much to lose I guess...
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>>720131918
Re Rolling for aryan stoner girl
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:(
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>>720131313
Meh
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>>720131313
I'm still waiting for a grilsfriend from the previous 30+ threads like this
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>>720131988
Fucking win.
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>>720131988
nice
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please
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>>720131313
liar
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oh shit, can't wait
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>>720131313
K
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But I don't want another girlfriend.
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>>720131911
>>720131988
>>720132033
>>720132066
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eh
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>>720131313
totes
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Gib pls
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>>720131313

Oh boy...my wife is going to be pissed.
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gotta have the winner mentality tonight
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michelle
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I haven't gotten out of bed yet. I've been awake for hours. I've already missed 2 classes and im about to start missing another. This is really unlike me. What the fuck.
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>>720132132
Kys den trap lover. Even the Spartans had wives. And they were gay as fuck. Sort your life out
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>>720131313

REPLY
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ok pls
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k
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>>720132232
Nice. But not quite trips or quads :((
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replied
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>>720131313
> 3 X 13
I'm going to a concert today so do your best OP
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>>720131313
I need this you faggot
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>>720131313
i just want love again.
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There was one of these two days ago and nothing happened to me
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>>720131313
cool
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Replying just in case.
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gf get
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>>720132066
To you as well sir!
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>>720131313
tfw
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Plz
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>>720131313
REPLY
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>>720131313
I'm taking a shit load of adderall tomorrow so it's a distinct possibility
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But how about a quality girlfriend?
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why must you lie, OP?
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>>720131313
Bless me with your powers op
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>>720131313
I want my old gf.
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>>720131313
go to bed, daniel. no girlfriend for you.
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>>720131313
Fine
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Pls
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>>720131313
Oh God please
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fuck no, not today thank you kindly
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>>720132333
checked
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>>720131988
Re Rolling for for black haired Irish cutie also
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>>720131313
sure
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reply
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>>720131313
dubbs plz
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>>720132468
Ah. Re roll.
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>>720131313
show me your magic
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Nope
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>>720132507
Once more unto the breach
;]
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Pls
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you can never be too sure
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>>720132546
Duff, charge.. Blow it again!
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kill me
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Bet
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>>720131313
highly possible cuz i'm a mailman and i see many people every day
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owo
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>>720131313
no fat chicks/jews/niggers
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>>720132602
Told you it wasn't waterproof..
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*replies*
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>>720131313
No way nigger
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Don't lie to me op
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Tomorrow maybe, my sweet princess
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>>720131313
Fffsk
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>>720132667
Dubs can confirm tnt is not in fact waterproof
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>>720131313
as fucking if
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>>720131313
`k
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>>720131313
make her interested like she was
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yep
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>>720131313
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>>720131313
if dubs i get two girlfriends
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>>720131313
rllon
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>>720131313
never kissed a girl, never hugged a girl, never seen a girl
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Easy way to get into bump limit
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>>720132933
fucking sick
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reply
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In 4chan i trust!
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>>720131313
k
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>>720131313
on one hand i know this won't happen but on the other hand im not gonna decrease my chances

i hope it happens for at least one of you anons tomorrow, good luck you fucking faggots
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plz
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Sure
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>>720131313
elmayoh
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and what happens when I don't?
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Pls
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ogay
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>>720131313
K
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Its true guys. I've got a gf now
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Pls wurk
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Comments
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>>720131313
Bump
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niggers
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gf gf gf gf gf gf gf gf gf gf gf gf gf gf gf gf gf gf gf gf gf gf gf gf gf gf gf gf gf gf gf gf gf gf gf gf gf gf gf gf gf gf gf gf gf gf gf gf gf gf gf gf gf gf gf gf gf gf gf gf gf gf gf gf gf gf gf gf gf gf gf gf gf gf gf gf gf gf gf gf
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>>720131313
Can't hurt I guess
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>>720131313
ok
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>>720131313
I wont
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>>720131313
Dear kek, please grant me a cute, tiny, bubble butt, trap slut with perky tits and amazing deep throat skills.
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>>720131313
wish me luck
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niggrt
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LIAR YOUR A LIAR FUCK YOU
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watch this, boys
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if this works i am gonna shave my beard of 3 years
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Ok
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>>720131313
Test
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Wish it was that easy
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Please be true
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>>720131313
k
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>>720131313
Done deal!

I'll update if OP delivers
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>>720131313

Pls b tru
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>>720133334
Suck
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>>720131313
Lies
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Yes please.
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>>720131313
Can't wait
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Here goes nothing.
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can't wait.
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>>720131746
Dress up like a girl and you can be my girlfriend
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>>720131313
AIDS
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lmao
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>>720131313
thanks
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Oh boy! A real, live girlfriend!
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Yee
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>>720131313
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help
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>>720131313
For the kek
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I believe in the internet!!!
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>>720131313
at least gotta try lololololol
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Might actually happen if she finally makes up her goddamn mind.
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>>720131313
please
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Fuck off
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>>720133057
aw cute.wanna b my bf? 20/f/5 minutes away
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>>720131313
I want a qt guy friend with benefits but we'll see
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>doubt
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>>720131313
REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
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This thread got lame quick. Rolling to stop anons ever getting teh sex.
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>>720131313
Milk Chocolate Buttons
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Nice, I can't wait.
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NAAAAAAAAAH
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>>720131313
No,i won't
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>>720133745
Re Rolling for eternal misery
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Sheesh
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pls
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>>720131313
S/he is pretty cute
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>>720133792
1337confirms. Sorry anons. It just isn't meant to be.
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sounds legit
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>>720131313
doubt.
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>>720131313
sure
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Like Fuck I will.
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>>720131313
gib pls
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you sad fucks deserve tumblr
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>>720131313
Sounds like a scam.
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>>720131313
kk
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>>720131313
Sheeeeeeeit
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>>720131313
Rolling.

Also nice digits.
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Lol desperate fucks
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>>720131313
worth the try
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>>720131313
ay
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>>720131313
Ok
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Please
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Already have a wife, can't afford a gf too, but up for the fun.
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Re
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Desperate
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ez
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its been too long
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I mean my mom died in her sleep so maybe this'll work too.
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But i am gay... :(
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Luck, don't fail me now
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>>720131313

But I'm a girl and not gay, do I get a boyfriend?
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will try though.
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>>720131313
minecraft
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I won't reply
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Que?
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>>720131313
ok xd
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>>720131313
just want to make sure
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Sure
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I don't believe you
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BS
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I sincerely doubt it.
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k
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y-you too
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>>720131313
please
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cancer
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>>720131313
no more land whales please!!! :((((
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>>720131313
alright
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Don't lie, OP, we all know that shit ain't never gonna happen.
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>>720131313
what if i want a boyfriend?
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Nothing to lose
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Dubs and I kill myself
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>>720131313
131313
HOLY TRIPS
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>>720131313
i will either way
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Nothing to lose
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>>720131313
I believe
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FINALLY
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>>720131313
yes plz
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Why must you lie to me op?
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>>720131313
worth a shot
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>>720131313
thank god i found another one of these threads, none of the previous ones worked so i really needed to find one
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>>720131313
ok sure
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Well fuck might as well try
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Why not
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why not xd
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make her skinny, cute and kinky
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>>720131313
yeah..
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Don't let me down /b/
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>>720131313
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>>720131313
im so lonely
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>>720131313
please
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>>720131313
I want her fat as fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!!
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>>720131313
>>720131313
sure
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Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
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>>720131313
nothing else has worked
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>>720131313
131313
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>>720131313
ok
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>>720131313
>>
>>720131313
ok
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Please >>720131313
Please
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>>720131313
I wonder what my wife will say?
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