Surprised Liz hadn't been posted earlier.
Ive dabbled in their media for purposes related to this thread.
God tier half jew half filipina waifu.
Seriously...they don't make em like this anymore
Anyone ever see 2 days in the valley?
It's fun, prime Theron.
I have...I remember that scene ;)
Sad but true man
There she is
>tfw you'll never have sex with Phoebe Cates in her prime
WHY EVEN LIVE?
I just....can't even like a white girl in her ugg boots.
From the Fonda dynasty and for your pleasure.
I am impressed, anon
Have some underaged tits.
>WHY EVEN LIVE?
I feel it so hard. Prim Phoebe, I last 2 seconds.
Props on the Always sunny gif...another favorite. I wonder if there is a correlation between Sunny and Phoebe fans
top tier, another favorite.
I know man, damn I wish she had done more work, took more pics
Lemme see if I get another one "right".
This woman is tops for me too.
before the cocklovers start going mods mods mods, note that this is from a movie, American Beauty, and the mom was present during filing and is all legal stuff. Don't shut down the tread just 'cos beauty offends you
Yes, it let me know I had always picked the right one
The one with tits.
Oh yes...you are getting it right my man.
Was this woman even that hot?
Then why did I want to fuck her so bad in all her shitty movies?
yes, that's her
The struggle. Now they just grab their phone and watch hentai octopus porn on demand.
She was, all time favorite
Why even live
I think most people still Fap to her so they don't consider her a nostalgia Fap.
But here is Belluci.
Don't ask me why.
This woman could have made me her slave.
Bless her for going full whore, so many faps
You just answered a weird, ongoing question I had. There is a pic of this scene in an old maxim and I couldn't see her face, always wondered who the girl was.
The magic of the internet.
Just like candy
it's not wrong it's just natural
What about her, anons?
Teenage me just came.
Motherfuckers don't even acknowledge
She was hot, not a big enough body of work to form any attachment.
She was hot tho, keep going my ninja
Remember when Jessica Simpson was hot?
One hot Jew deserves another.
It was a while ago, I know
That makes so little sense it sounds like she wrote it.
I fucking do.
I preferred the brunette, but she was less slutty IRL.
Too bad she got fat AF
This scene from Old School made the world (straight men) fall in love with her, and they hadn't yet even seen her face or tits which are better.
She probably threatened to start using bras during those infamous salary renegotiations.
Speaking of Jews that even Hitler would fuck...
Really she's fat now
So anyways, I've always loved this one chick too.
Only reason to watch, lol. Courtney still looked good but quickly became skelator.
My nigga. Elisha is an all time fave. Size limit prevents me from dumping my collection of webms. Elisha was fire
Barbara Broadcast, 1977.
First porno I ever saw!
Bruh...i'm sorry I had to show you this. The Babushka gentetics have taken hold.
I did cry.
> Idiocy makes my dick soft.
It got me even harder.
>It's a shame she never did any nudity in her prime. Such a waste. Such a god damn waste.
I have written exactly this.
She was god tier for like 4 years and then it was over. We never got to see the full package and now we dont want to.
Her body and face were perfection. I have no idea what happened but she got fat and aged 10 years immediately. I honestly think she had an eating disorder and it kept her skinny for only just so long.
>It got me even harder.
I prefer lots of baggage, loaded down with tons of daddy issues. Bitches that cry after we're done, cus they're such "Bad Girls" not chicks who have to remind themselves to breathe.
I like all that shit too but trust me, a stupid bitch is worth a shot if she is hot.
I've tried. Many times. But dumb bitches just make me go a giant rubbery one. As soon a stupid bitch starts talking a near fatal overdose of intravenously administered viagra wouldn't be enough keep my dick hard.
I like smart ones, they are usally better in bed but they bring a whole set of issues... they like to argue.
Dumb bitches are not marriage material but when they look at you with those doe eyes... I cum buckets. They let you do whatever you want.
there are better for sure, but to say Jessica was not hot places you on the autism spectrum.
Still fap to her plump ass
in the early 90's, Gloria Trevi was the cause of many a fap
No sex with prime Phoebe, no life.
So do we just kill ourselves today and livestream it on 4chan?
That body is fire
I see why
Tina from s club 7.
Charlotte Gainsbourg in "Charlotte Forever"...directed by her father. Staring her father.
I was going to suggest exactly that
Might have to just be on about it then. It's pretty clear there is no point.
She didn't even leave us with tons of fap material.
Born too late to fuck prime Phoebe, born just in time to explore dank memes.
Wait till you get quints... that is when the magic happens.
Feels good bro. It's like you are winning at life.
Loved that show and she was smokin hot.
can't believe she hasn't been posted yet
I was fortunate when I was younger by getting ahold of a few late 80's early 90's pornos.
>parents get divorced
>while moving, a box marked bedroom ended up in my room
>had a few mags and some vhs pornos
>no tv in room...fuck
>make mental note of said pornos and sealed box back up.
>fast forward a bit and figured out where everything got hidden
>figured out how to hook up 2 vcrs and pirate movies we rented
>made up reasons to make sure I had the house to myself
>made copies of all my parents porn collection
>get tv and vcr in my room
>the rest is history
still have that tape somewhere, may have to pull it out and show the wife how I couped with my parents divorce.
I googled this just for you. I even picked a small res pic to make it seem more nostalgic
Small res pics aren't to make it feel more nostalgic. Back then you were fucking lucky to get a pic that was x640.
People are posting the small pics because there just isn't anything better really.
I know, kids dont know the struggle these days.
Im the same dude
When I was about 16 or 17, my mom flipped out on her bf and made him get rid of his mags and pornos. We had a 50 gallon burn barrel for garbage and he half assed set it on fire and left with my mom. On the way out he told me to check the butn pile....fucking score....my buddy was with me and we divided up the loot. He hooked me the fuck up.
Of course, it's all relative.
What about the kids who grew up before there was Playboy and Penthouse?
I suppose they were excited to see some aboriginal titties in National Geographic.
When I was a kid my parents ended up with a bunch of crap that got left behind at a property that was rented to some bikers. One of the things they left behind was a massive pile of porn magazines. My dad told my mom he would throw them out but they ended up in a big box in the shed behind my house. I took many magazines from that box. I don't know what ever happened to that box, for all I know its still there. They had a few weird magazines to.
Eventually my parents got one of those descrambler boxes that gave you the pay per view and adult channels for free.
There was a physical switch on the back to block channels but they didn't think i knew about it so they never locked the switch. Good times.
>On the way out he told me to check the butn pile....fucking score....my buddy was with me and we divided up the loot.
Yeah, they know nothing of the struggle.
And that dude was a G for hooking you up like that. We used to dig in dumpsters for scores like that.
>aboriginal titties in National Geographic.
This was life. That and Sears catalogs. Any piece of skin was amazing. Had to use your imagination... was a different thing all together
Ahhh... the 90s.
Getting leftover biker porn and being happy about it. You were luck to have a descrambler too.
I think the bottom line is teenagers are horny as fuck, and whether they are looking at chicks in underwear in Sears catalogs, or watching 4K porn on an 80" 4K OLED TV, they are gonna be happy to fap to their heart's content!
This is true. I went to great lengths to get VS catalogs or any porn in general. Fortunately I got AOL around the mid 90s... 2400 baud modem. Thats like 2.5 kbps max. At least I could load a celeb pic in 10 minutes, usually would come before it finished, lol
I know, I was pretty fortunate in that aspect. Internet porn was starting to pick up, but it was all on dial up and there was no free porn at first. You could dl like 30 sec samples, but that was about it until free porn sites popped up and torrents.
I was lucky to live in a city that went from overpriced 33.6 modems to unlimited 512k DSL pretty much in 2 months. So back in 97 when I first got a computer I was only on dial up for like 3 months before DSL took off.
My friend and I used credit card number generators to get into porn sites, it actually worked.
Free pornsites, celeb sites were life though. In fact, that is probably why I even come to 4chan celeb threads today... my forumlative years were spent on celebs for fap material