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Summer Camp Lifeguard here. 19f too. name is karli. Ask a lifeguard

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Summer Camp Lifeguard here. 19f too. name is karli. Ask a lifeguard anything!
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>>720124047
Will you show me your breasts?
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Tits
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can you show your tits?
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>>720124047

Tits or GTFO
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>>720124047
Do you fuck the hot lifeguard dudes in the showers when no one is around?
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If my dick were drowning, would you give it the succ?
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I bet you have a great thick firm boody..right? And if you do ,,can you show plz?
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>>720124047
i bet you if i meet you in person youd be on my dick.
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>>720124117
>>720124120
>>720124132
>>720124143
wow u guys were quick as hell to ask for tits
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>>720124171
never have...im very professional
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>>720124047

Do you tongue men's asses?
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>>720124223
Why the fuck else would we be interested in the slightest?
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>>720124223
Have you ever been on this website? Tits with timestap, its the rules. Otherwise OP is a man
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>>720124172
ummmm wow
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>>720124047
How many people have you actually rescued from drowning?
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>>720124186
my nick name is bb = bubble butt
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>>720124299
ima take that as a flattered yes
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>>720124273
>Do you tongue men's asses?
... if their life at the sea depends on this tonguing, of course.
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>>720124273
lol not mens as in plural
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>>720124047
Rules are rules op
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show tits
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>>720124047

>>720124223
This is /b/ these are the rules
If you're a female and you want us to care about what you say
Tits and time stamp or gtfo
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>>720124293
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>>720124437
that's not tits with timestamp, OP is dude
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>>720124437
Tits now it fuck off
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>>720124437
now i really need the succ
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>>720124304
well ive pulled out of the water 2 that might have...they were struggling...but nothing life threatening
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I was told that if someone is flipping the fuck out while drowning, let them tire themselves out, then grab them and pull them to safety. Is this true? What's the actual protocol when someone is drowning in a large body of water?
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Tits + time stamp
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>>720124350

lol. That guy having convulsions on the wet sand.
- Sir, what is your problem?
between two spasms, the guys manage to articulate:
- Please miss lifeguard, I will die if no one rims my ass.
Go on with convulsions
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>>720124437
You're obviously new here. This is how it works...
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>>720124518
Tell us an interesting work story
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>>720124518
how do you look in a bathing suit?
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>>720124437
>>720124325
now show us that bubble butt
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>>720124524
no...u grab from behind around the neck though...they are fearful and may not even understand...
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>>720124047
Sometimes drowning victims panic and can actually drown their rescuers. Have you been taught that you have to let the victim drown/pass out before you show your tits?
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>>720124652
no u always first show them ur tits...then they suck on them as you bring to shore..somethign like that.
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>>720124791
>>720124791
still not tits
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>>720124437
I don't see any tits in this pictute
Sage goes in all fields
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>>720124621
Grab behind the neck, eh? Alright. Thanks, OP.
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>>720124828
thats just a radom of me..
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tits pl0x
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>>720124888
omg i dont wanna show my tits to the WORLD...how bout bra pic with time stamp?
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>>720124791
hot damn
im gonna drown myself right now
you better save me
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>>720124888
Checked
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>>720124935
thats a start
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>>720124951
hehe in ur bathtub???
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ABANDON THREAD, OP IS A FAGGOT.
>>720124935
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>>720124935
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>>720125019
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>>720124935
24 people =/= the world
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>>720125113
accepting apologies from >>720125081
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>>720125113
very nice...you can't tell us your nickname is bubble butt without showing us your ass
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>>720125113
Such obvious Photoshop text.

Idiot.

If you want to show off your chick go ahead. But don't pretend to be her.
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>>720124935
You must be new here. Just name the file tits.temp.jpeg and it will delete itself from all internets after 1 minute
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>>720124935
No face. Tits and time stamp
Only compromise

Or gtfo
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Does sage still work?
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>>720125113
Fake and gay
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>>720125113
>>720125156
>>720125223

Top fucking kek. Do you autists even have eyes?
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You are a very beautiful women OP.
Nice tits too...
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>>720125113
Why are you such a faggot, faggot?
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>>720125113
the shop is real lmao
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>>720125113
so sexy, can you prove its actually you though?
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>>720125396
u guys are fucking sad then...if u think i faked anything...
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>>720124325
Thnx 4 the reply apprciate it
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>>720124652
Hello there freud!
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>>720125113
>>720125450

The shop is obvious. but ok in my book if you shopped it yourself.
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>>720125450
prove it same tits same background and hold a fork this time with date and time stamp on boobs
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>>720125450
Show your penis faggot
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>>720125485
can u tell
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>>720125113
Shoop fail, nice try kiddo
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nice tits, shopped or not
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>>720125581
<- this pls

don't trust anybody O.O*
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>>720125450
This is /b/ if you don't get naked now ur fucked and we will destroy u
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>>720125606
that ass tho!
got any thong shots you can share?
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OP is a manchild
>>720124437
That text doesn't crease along with the paper
Someone find this grill's Facebook and contact her, please. Shit could get really funny if she winds up knowing who did this.
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>>720125606
Nope, send a picture of your ass, with panties if you have to, and date and time written down and then we'll believe you
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>>720125823
Left nipple is perky.
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Someone tineye this garbage
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>>720125581
>>720125691
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>>720125606
Very nice. All your pix are. Dont show more. You work with the public. We really only want to shame irredeemable girls that fuck niggers while we suffer in virginity. Please dont fuck niggers milady.
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>>720125846
1st intelligent thing in this thread
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>>720125971
sick fuckers
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the way she/he replied to >>720124951
im on the edge of my seat boiss
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Fuck...she fucks niggers, doesnt she? i can tell by her delayed response. Dammit. Yo, tell Tyrone to get in here. We got him another one.
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>>720126217
nope i dont
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>>720125606
Seriously need more ass pics.
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Attention faggots: OP is a dude, stop responding to him. This is bait.
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Hello? 19f lifeguard? ...gosh...rejected again.
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>>720126425
Maybe we like that you homophobic piece of Trump shit!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
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Real questions, milady. What do you and other female lifers think of very skinny swimmers with thick glasses and retainers? And, at the other end of the spectrum, what do you girls think of obese hairy swimmer that dont take off their shirts? (We are thinking of a swimming party soon)
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>>720126688
we love everyone that swims.
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>>720126688
>obese hairy swimmer that dont take off their shirts

Top fucking kek. Love seeing these idiots when they come out for a swim. It's like how do you not realize you're gaining more negative attention displaying your insecurity than just taking your shirt off like everyone else.
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>>720127466
nice dubs...show tits now
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>>720127466
You still here?
Your thread is an abortion because you didn't follow the rules, stupid.
Abandon thread, sage in all fields
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Do you spit or swallow?
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>>720127587
both
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>>720124047
How many boy campers have you made into men?
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>>720127466
any pic in bikini?
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>>720127657
lol
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>>720127703
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>>720127466
>>720127813
You understand you're on 4chan and not Christan Mingle right? /thread
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>>720128004
happy
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>>720128138
>>720128138
now tits op or gtfo
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>>720128220
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>>720127170
Some people sunburn really easily. If you want to spend a couple hours snorkeling it can be a good idea to wear something to prevent that.
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>>720128220
here then...
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>>720128398
Time stamp
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>>720128138
>>720128398
not buying it. not the OP. face included in nude pics or hell naw.
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>>720128496
dude i did above...contrary to all the pussy boys crying...that is me and that literally happened today.
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So first you had a timestamp on ur boob, now you havent? Yeah no
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>>720128398
Timestamp you idiot
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>>720128600
exactly...see...it don't matter...u guys want it so that u can fuck up my life. i gave u the proof. but that wasnt good enough. u need more. when i do that...not good enough u want more. so fuck u
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Fake shop is fake
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>>720128717
nothing faked u just say that to get more
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>>720128787
take one of tits with the same background as the one in the bra
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>>720128398
Holy shit how dense are you?
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>>720128713
forget about them

focus on the subset of /b/ that wants you to take an image of yourself masturbating /w the timestamp
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>>720128713
what's the point of you posting if it isn't to show off and fulfill your "fans" needs? either follow the norms that every other chicken-head has before you or gtfo.
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>>720125846
nypa pepe nigger
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>>720129029
lmao
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>>720129176
Sorry, but vagina image > your frumpy words
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i had every intention to get all kinky but right from beginning there were too many hard ass idiots...so why the fuck reward them...thats ur biggest issue at b/ is cause none of us want to come on here and deal with the shit of some of u...so u guys just jerk it to images u steal from other places ...just homo sex is all ur gonna get
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>>720124437
fake, paint is real
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ITT: chat with OP, a catfishing dude.
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>>720128138
can i fill your bellybutton with cum?
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OP is a cuck male
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