How do you fuckers feel in trumpland now? Making you hilarious all over the world...
Came here to post this.
Better go check the news...
I want off this ride, he's a retard that will get us killed.
>I want off this ride, he's a retard
Back in the 90's, he promised to make Gary Indiana great again.
To see America's future, just Google image search "Gary Indiana".
Here's one to get you started.
p.s.: This was a few years before he the bankruptcy where he lost billions (including every penny of his own money) running a group of casinos.
I can understand losing money on a clothing line, or the vodka.
But how does the house lose at a casino???
>Swing and a miss!
I'm not sure if you mean he didn't promise them a return to normalcy, or whether you mean Gary isn't still a complete shithole.
>Maybe you should look into it
I have looked into it.
The question was rhetorical.
The answer is "he's an idiot, and you shouldn't have voted for him unless you just want to laugh a the liberal majority while he burns the entire country to the ground. ".
>federal hiring freeze
>no funding abortions overseas
>end of TPP
Kinda love it
But best of all is the liberal meltdown.
feels great, everything that happens in the world is americas fault anyway. why not actually make it true.
accuse me of fucking your wife, i'll do it just to make it true and tell her to kiss you after the ATM.
Why we should care what you think as y'all rip off all our media, and fashion as well as iodizing our entertainment providers as an actual intelligent political entity. Go suck another country's tit.
I don't know how he did it. He isn't even a good public speaker.
Dafuq do we care if the rest of the world laughs or not? They're still gonna come crying asking us to save them at some point, At which point Trump, in his traditional tone, can tell them to suck it.
Fake news. He didn't get a golden shower. Also why the fuck would he need to pay prostitutes for one anyway; he can get whoever he wants whenever he wants. They would have to pay him
Without all that fucking leftist shit they are forcefeeding us in western world, refugeeswelcome, faggetshit, feminism.. all that garbage what is against humanity and sense.
I would say Trump is not the best option, or Putin. But in todays world, they are only good options.
Fuck the ACA and it's unconstitutional government powers. If Trump and a repub supermajority is what it takes to get our rights back to assess our own risk and healthcare insurance needs, so be it. The demos overreached this time and this is their reward. Maybe next time field a candidate who appeals to the moderates and everyone can respect
Everyone thinks he's a loser because he declared bankruptcy a few times but he's the one that turned a million dollars and a business education at elite school into billions. Most people could not do that. While he's shitting on a gold toilet and building up a business empire and even hosting a succesful tv show and then becoming president people are sitting around calling him stupid and a failure.
He succeeds in all this without having to suck the dick of the media and can even grope pussy without it ruining him.
Not American but I would be proud to be one right now
Though his Press Sec said stupid shit yesterday ('we should all admire how much Trump sacrificed here in leaving a successful business to serve his country' approx.) Trump has actually gone over 48 hours without making a moronic tweet.
I seriously think his staff finally took away his phone.
No, it's being repealed and then replaced either simultaneously, within a short amount of time etc
I have a feeling it will get repealed and then nothing because they've had 6 years to get behind a Republican version and haven't yet.
Donald Trump's press secretary has been waging a one-sided Twitter fight with Dippin' Dots for five years.
We voted for the man we wanted to elect. Now that he is in office those of us who voted for him are happy. He's already done an amazing job. We don't give a rat's ass what you think about us or our country. Don't mess with us and we'll let you keep your indoor plumbing.
>I seriously think his staff finally took away his phone.
They did that once, I wouldn't be surprised if they did again.
He would have made more money if he left it in market accounts and left it alone. He's an idiot.
Ridiculed primarily by socially retarded white inbred "Amerikkka first" chanting religi-nazis... and Russia. And admired by most our allies minus the self aggrandizing Netanyahu.
Now we are simply ridiculed.
I know criticism is hard but, homie, know who to impress.
I think your right about the phone. He is whining to congress about the "illegal" 3 million votes Hillary won by.
Hilarious to see Trump supporters try to dismiss the labelling of Pizzagate as fake news yet they are quick to label anything which doesn't fit their narrative as exactly that.
Does his alt-reality bother you at all where he claims to have the biggest turn out in history?
If you had bothered to even look at the live footage of the inaugration, you'd know this is a lie.
But that leftist tools wave around inauguration attendance as some kind of meaningful measurement WHILE they were physically preventing people from attending and rioting in the streets tells you basically everything you need to know about leftists.
Liars. Thugs. Power mad hypocrites.
Cry harder, snowflake. Your pathetic deceits and childish antics make Trump look better by comparison.
You sound exactly like Paul Joseph Watson.
NINETY-FOUR PERCENT OF PEOPLE
DON'T TRUST THE MAINSTREAM MEDIER
THAT'S NOT LIBERTARIAN
OR A LEGITIMATE FORM OF PROTEST
THAT IS WHY...
THE MAINSTREAM MEDIER
EVERYONE TRUSTS THE MAINSTREAM MEDIER, RIGHT?
NO THEY DON'T
NO THEY FOOKIN DON'T
When his AC casino failed he had personal liability and the banks who were his lenders had the option of sucking his assets dry, but they decided instead to let him live while they retained ownership so that he could work the money back.
Understand? Personal liability. That's why he's talked about being personally 8 million dollars in debt at one point.
There's a reason why zero American banks will lend him money anymore. He has to do all his financing from foreign banks. Look it up instead of pretending to be Mr. Kapital.
I have a prediction to make.
Trump is going to get away with so much theft and bullshit that millions of real Americans will martch on Washington to physically remove him.
Civil war again.
that's what the 2nd amendment is for, after all.
If liberal tears are salty... why do they taste so sweet?
I was at the inauguration you fucking cocksplat. They packed the front with reserved seating so it looks like more people. But who's fucking surprised nobody showed up? The event was headlined by a fucking Mormon Choir..
Alt-truth flies up and down. Piss breath lies and the alt-right suckles it like moms milk.
In a few years The USA will lie in ruins.
you weren't anywhere near the inauguration , you were in the streets getting your dumb ass shot up by rubber bullets and sucking down tear gas crying like a little bitch while obstructing people from making it inside
More alt-truth. You have been told by people who only want to destroy America lies about how bad she is.
One of the very first things he signed was against a new law that would help middle class people buy houses. Is this how he helps you ass hole?
Unemployment rate in places that voted for him is high. You moron. Remember on Saturday when someone confronted the protesters claiming that they couldn't be protesting if they had job's? On Saturday...
you mean "human sized".
As a leftist, pretty disappointed that it's come to this but at the same time I wasn't too eager about Hillary so it's a bit of a fucking mess
I think the overreaction over it is very much unwarranted though
look dude i hate trump too, but the fact that you named that "pureGold" Makes YOU THE BIGGEST FUCKING LOSER
It isnt clever nor funny, just lame.
And that in itself is fine, but Pure Gold? Get better taste
Nice try you liberal scumbag.
sure if Ivana looked like your unfuckable mother, all the libs would be like "awww, he would do that out of pity because he loves her".
but because she's aesthetically pleasing to the eye, you choose to misconstrue what he really meant, that his daughter isn't a cunt and is a joy to be around"
"REPEAL THE AFFORDABLE CARE ACT SUPPORTED BY A MAJORITY OF AMERICANS"
"WE DON'T KNOW YET THIS IS HARD"
You think the temper tantrums have affected us? LOL
We knew this was coming. As if we thought the loud, in your face minority, would stay silent while Trump fixed America?
Grow a fucking brain.
HINT: WE DON'T CARE WHAT THE WORLD THINKS. THE WORLD THINKS ISLAM IS A RELIGION OF PEACE.
THE WORLD THINKS CLIMATE CHANGE IS A CRISIS.
THE WORLD THINKS BETWEEN ISRAEL AND PALESTINE, ISRAEL IS THE PROBLEM.
THE WORLD HAS BEEN STUPID FOR A DECADE.
Never. We the public don't want them or any immigrants really, and our government only wants brown people and "refugees" so they can show off how liberal they are. Rich white people without sponsorship are not welcome.
>your unfuckable mother
is that supposed to be a form of insult? i prefer people not fucking my mom. you might enjoy fucking your own mom, but i find that disgusting. you rednecks sort of have your own view on incest. not cool.
>you choose to misconstrue what he really meant
no u. the reason his son is so autistic is because trump fucks him too.
You sad idiots who already have a hard enough time getting laid as it is are going to have a great 4years of no sex now that Women wont want to chance a baby on you.
He's fucking with the pill. Say goodbye to any hookups you'll ever have a chance at.
You got that fucking right. But all you have to do is look at a polaroid to figure out I probably wasn't one of the 8 retards who showed up to that mess. Ought to hold up a sign that says "Whites Only" for a circle jerk that pale, backward, and stale.
To be fair, Obama was the first president with a gimmick.
"Hey Hey look at this guys, a BLACK president"
Like in blazing saddles, except he did a bad job.
Obama's inauguration was huge for a few reasons. Look up the demographics of washington dc, 60% black, 9% latino, 3% asian, 28% white.
And 90% democratic to 10% republican.
It makes perfect sense why Obama's inauguration was huge compared to Trump's if you think about it for a few seconds.
>except he did a bad job.
They don't speak English, they had no concept of what they were doing. They probably raped her due to ptsd flashbacks from their war torn country and couldn't control themselves.
Those poor little refugee boys.
yes and all the people at the inauguration were local.
I vote the best clever comeback on /b/ ever!
Trump's inauguration: 250,000
Woman's march: 500,000
Pretending is the new "alternative fact" amirite? Just pretend the numbers are all a lie and suddenly it's an alternative fact.
Haha, I'm not into Women, and in a committed relationship.
For once. I kinda just feel really bad for straight guys. Women are getting fucked by this, but imagine policy going through that creates a generation of virgins.
So sad! My sympathies straight bros. The screeching pro Trump autists fucked you. Might be the last fucking you get for a long time.
Not true. America used to be held in pretty high esteem in the western world. Despite Contra, Operation Condor, the 1953 Iranian coup and all the other heinous shit the US did post ww2, it was only until George Bush Jr that the western world started mocking America. This is because they would see him on tv with his adorable blue-eyed mono-digit iq and say the most hilarious things that made America seem like the big dumb bully of the world.
They misunderestimated me indeed.
But yeah, I think it's the lack of enemies that the US had after the soviet union that made people start realizing that USA weren't the good guys that Hollywood had made them out to be.
The "War on Terror" saved America because it gave the US and the Western world a new enemy to focus on. And the beauty of a war on an abstract concept? There can never be a winner. America can keep fighting forever and never have to worry about being seen as the big stupid bullys again.
Unless they elect someone even more laughable than Bush, I suppose.
You know the rest of the world is convinced that you elected a russian stooge, right?
And noone in russia will bend over backwards to try to disprove this notion, right?
One would go so far as to say that russia is in fact encouraging the idea that Trump is Putin's bitch.
And to be fair, I can't blame them. If I was a cold war relic with absolute dictatorial powers over my country with a raging hard on for a soviet resurgence and a lingering bitterness for how the USA humiliated my country, I would also try to disrupt their democratic process and try to undermine their leader by suggesting that it was russia who placed him there.
I'm not though, and I'm sure Trump won fair and square.
I am just saying that we live in a world where perception trumps fact.
And Trump is perceived around the world as a russian tool.
And American prestige is about to take a serious hit because of it.
How about the increased amount of funding to the NSA and the huge amount of prosecution of whistle blowers that became a precedent during his time in office.
He systematically chipped away at our individual privacy freedoms, and you like him because comedy central tells you too and he redefined some terms to make it look like he had more of an impact that he had in actuality.
Maybe, but hes correct.
It's all fun and games to accept immigrants until they start raping your women, then you're racist for wanting to preserve your way of life and the lives of your ancestors
He didn't make billions from the million dollar loan his dad gave him.
He made billions when he declared that his own name was worth billions.
I can do the same thing:
My name is worth 6 billion dollars.
Tada! Now I'm a billionaire.
If only my daddy could die now so I could inherit his business and actually have some cash to live off, that would eb swell.
international fag here. I love your meme president, you can't stump the Trump. All you whiny fags need to fuck up and get on with your lives instead of crying over fucking politics. who gives a shit, stick it out for 4 years and move on you cucks. Wasting your time crying all the time is why people didn't want Hillary in the first place. May the meme Trumpet blow hard for 4 glorious years
Do you guys have a mental illness or something? Your OCD about this shit. I've never seen such a large group of whiney baby faggots in my 40+ years.
You'd think so a large group of homosexuals would let it go just to keep from embarrassing themselves, to save some face. Nope, like the retarded that you are you keep digging that hole, deeper and deeper. No self-awareness.
You don't get it. It just does not seem to sink in. America heard you, what you had to say was rejected and as such America replied with: FUCK YOU! We don't like you or your faggy way of life. What you are, what you believe, your very way life, REJECTED. Tossed aside like a useless rag that was used in an emergency shit episode on a taco night. Rejected, rejected, rejected. Not wanted.
Now be a big boy and get out of those soiled diapers. Mommy wow! Im a big boy now. Sing it.
I thought his platform was to bring back jobs
Or are you saying that Obamas fight against unemployment was so successful that people now have jobs?
I am not sure exactly how your argument is helping, other than "hurr durr, obummers supporters are niggers and niggers have no jubs"
>an anarchist sucker punched a Nazi what a pussy nazi
Great! Because, I love burning down your out-dated patriarchy. When your offspring speaks of history they'll hold in their stories of you with their farts. I'll keep taking those rubber bullets till the day you're irrelevant. You keep eating shit, okay?
When will president trump keep his promise and put these niggers in check!
I guess the past 8 years with all your shit whining never happened now now that ass-clown is in.
doesn't matter if I'm 15 or 50, fact is you are seen like a bunch of cry babies internationally. You would be better off doing something productive or just bucking it up and gritting it out instead of stamping your feet like anyone gives a shit. FYI I'm 29 you cuck fuck
exactly. See you guys, someone likes you, despite the fact that you torture detainees without trial for having the wrong coloured skin.
You guys are the best.
Don't let those rumours that you are on a collision course with a civil war get you down.
You guys rock!
yet no matter what you do, no matter how much you protest, bitch, and whine, Trump is still president and still making America great again.
>C-cuck d-didn't work the first time
>It always works, god emperor trump told me we'd be respected by now
LOL, the vast majority of the world thinks you people are screeching retards.
I think conservatives are just ass mad because the elections over, and the 8 months they spent barely paying attention to politics is continuing because liberals are mad, when they're used to just forgetting about it and waiting ~4 years for the next round, with no knowledge of the in between time, and no remembrance of the last presidential election.
>inb4 because we got REAL things to do like jobs.
That picture implies that the people criticizing you were conservatives doing that previously. All it shows is that you're as pathetic as them, and frankly moderates all think you're crazy as well.
It doesn't matter what you think of him. The fact is he's here to stay whether you like it or not and there's nothing you can do about it. Throwing tantrums in the street isn't going to change anything, and it just makes you look retarded.
Still rejected. Nothing has changed. Toss all insults you want. The stain is on you. Loser across the forehead. You smell like it, you act like. Factually a rejected loser. You couldn't make it any more clearer. We heard you, loser still rejected. Still not going to get your way. It's been decided with no regrets. We literately rather see world burn down then turn into you. Rejected.
Trump promised something better than Obamacare, but he hasn't offered anything and whatever this saves us it can't make up for the 7 trillion that his tax plan will cost us over 10 years.
You summed it very well.
Any one not white and rich can now go fuck themselves.
I'm not saying anyone with a different opinion is wrong. In fact it great, It's healthy for people to have opinions and share them to open topics for discussion. The point here is that people keep crying that Trump is prez and somehow think that carrying on about it will change anything?. It happened, get over it.
and no little wasps were bussed in from the red flyover states for trump?
Ay, yo yo, T Rump IN DA WHIZZLE HIZZLE!!!
I'm gonna build dat wall!
Da bigliest of dem all!
Make dem wet backs reimburse us fo da dem greenbacks.
Yeah, gotta close up all dem schools, nothin but a drain washin up all dem fools.
Uh, yeah, need to get dat oil, my turn to run it and make dem poor kids gun it.
Make dis shit legit again!
Take this shit to the hit again!
Making fools dead cause dey can't pay dey debts!
Yeah, ACA, no way, you gonna pay, pay pay pay or you
You bustas can't reach me!
You'll never ever impeach me!
You suckas never can reach me!
You got nothin to teach me!
Yeah, T Rump, gonna make Da U.S. great again!
T Rump Gonna will build a great wall – and nobody builds walls better than me and I’ll build them very inexpensively
I stand with my hand on da big red button, Putin fuck with me I reduce him to nuthin!
Gonna grap da planet by da pussaaayyyyyyyy!!!
T RUMP OUT!!!
to busy laughing at all the libtards and their fake news
I like how mainstream liberals got so weird we just call them leftists now because they're not actually liberal anymore. What I notice about them is they're kinda like the Chinese mainstream are, they're essentially Maoist if you replace "farms" with "my particular weird identity group". If you consider what's being produced is Service and Culture instead of food within our nation it's immediately clear that SJWism is Maoism.
I get what you're saying and agree, but you do realize libs are dong exactly that right now, right? They're acting just like those conservative dipshit's of the last 8 years and I have a feeling they will continue to act this way for the next 8. In fact, I think libs will grow their own little tea party like group. Coming soon. Watch.
I fucking love how these morons point to actions they detested all along, admit that they're doing the same, and somehow don't realize that they're just as bad.
It would be funny if it weren't so disgusting.
My guess is in 2 years it ends before ww3 or civil war. A small chance for impeachment or pence because the baby quit.
They aren't protesting to dethrone trump, protests are symbolic. A show of Real people support for a position, or in this case against Trump and companions positions. Or did you forget that republicans are about to control all branches of government?
Besides, i thought this was america why not protest. You have a problem with the 1st amendment or something?
>implying Trump will survive 1 term
I'm not saying i agree with that behavior. I'm just bringing it back to reality.
I fucking hate the partisan system, but modern conservatives are retard cancer.
At worst the libs are whiny, and suck are being inclusive while forcing PC culture. Better than Christian Sharia Law, and literally wasting your country's people away for some assholes who will destroy the planet.
Not much, but that's how it is.
Mike pence in this bitch
All you fags better switch
Your sexuality quick
Or I might have to clip
Some wire to your nips
I'm a freak with this shit
You might end up in a ditch
If you're a friend for the dick
He accused you of dog whistling with the no job rhetoric and laid out the specific racial stereotype he thought you were using to do it. also making something about race doesn't make it racist. that's colbertesque colorblind nonsense.
you dumb nigger
Yes, Obama, single handedly walked around robbing and killing people and locking them out of their homes. Like all other Presidents always did it all by themselves, single handedly and alone. They aren't poster boy scapegoats.
Again, know who to impress. You ain't shit. There's probably a reason the man you voted for doesn't even make it a priority to lie to you convincingly. So why the fuck would I care about you. You willingly present and take it up the ass by some rich white stranger because it's all you know. It's the least "threatening" thing you've had to endure in this life. I almost feel sorry for you bro. But then I remember you chose to be this way when you refused to open a goddam book your whole "adult" life.
I am just here for my T Rump folder memes.
So far going good.
Well to be fair. I think your blowing your lid here. A bit paranoid sounding as well as playing the teller of future events. Lets let the evidence do the talking. As in wait to see what actually happens. No doubt there will be disagreement, but destroy the planet? You can't possibly know that and Im pretty sure the planet can handle many of our life times to come given it's history of being around so long. Lets just see what happens before we lose ourselves here. A little rational goes a long way, put the emotions in your pockets for now.