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Waifu claiming thread. Previous: >>720105398 >Claim

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Waifu claiming thread.

Previous: >>720105398

>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>PLS don't ban me m000dz
>3D is almost always trash
>Remember that it's a thread about waifus
>Most importantly, have fun!
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Louise claimed

I just wanted my blanket
Yeah. Thankfully my nails are long enough it wasn't a problem.
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It's kinda died off...
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Yoshikawa Chinatsu
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still here
She's a rapist.
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Well, better soon than sorry
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what has?
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Ok now I'm really fucking confused.
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You know the true path. You're a good person
Have some legs
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I uploaded a kumiko pic, and it came out as
And when I thought I didn't post, it told me the same pic is a duplicate.

I don't even.
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Don't worry about it too much. Weird stuff happens
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The thread!

Thank you, legs are really the best especially with thigh highs.
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It happens. Legs are the best though
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Seriously sp00ky.
Nah I think it's interesting, I wonder if a 'pics you shouldn't share' thread or similar got a pic of kumiko posted in it. Some internal server fuckup?
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Something like you and the other person posted at the same time so it does an image swap
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Shit taste in girls though.
Now you've got to track your waifu through /b/ and find her
She's scared to be thrown into an unfamiliar location!
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She does look a bit strange with the beads but if it's what you enjoy go ahead
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A friendly reminder that doing both school and work is awful and you shouldn't try it
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She back, she good.
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What do you like about your waifu
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I'm working full time and taking 3 classes rn it's pretty awful.
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I know that feel.
I've been forced to write a rough draft for a big paper at work before, wasn't a great environment for it
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The hairstyle grew on me and is now the cutest thing ever. She's in a concert band and has insane motivation, but is reserved and slightly socially inept. Best voice I've heard. Overall would rate 10/10 best girl, would get to know IRL if not impossible.

Music girls are a best.
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Hmm. There's a lot of new otokonoko doujins on nhentai. I'm not saying I'm into that, but just in case any of you are you know...
Are you that edgy faggot who's been trying to skullfuck louise
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How would you like to kill me?
I just think she's cute and she's waifu material
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That's a cutie whoever she is.
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I know, I know, but I just can't do the NEET life

I'm sure I'll wind up doing that this semester but at least my work is alright for that except on Mondays
What's up with you my dude?

I'm living that exact same life
Two of the classes are easy as hell but A&P II is really gonna kick my ass
I think I'll do alright but it's gonna suck
Wtf is otokonoko?
Google says, 'pretty much traps'.

Sounds gaaaaay.
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Good luck my dude, WRTG, SPCH and JAP here. Shit sucks and it ain't even hard, just extra work.

What the other guys said.
That's good! They've been pretty shitty at mine lately.
>Ask for at least 3 days
>Get cut down to 1 a week

I should honestly head to bed soon. How about you?
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Bullet from blazblue. If this counts.
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Wow rude I'm just trying to help people that are into that out you know...
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Sure you are.
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Ah, nice
I've just started learning some Japanese on the side with my weeb coworker because it's often slow enough to justify that

If she's not 3D or already claimed, she's fair game

That's pretty rough
I'm not sure whether that's better or worse than wasting 40 hours of your life every week at work
What time is it for you? I just woke no more than an hour ago
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>This place is still running

Spiciest claim coming through
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>calling others a faggot when your boyfriend is Makoto.
>if she's not 3D
Nowhere does it say 3D aren't fair game. It just says that they are ALMOST always trash.
I've been borrowing shifts from coworkers, to be honest. Next semester is starting up soon, so I'm sure I'll be even more stressed soon.
I need the money, so it sucks to see my hours get slashed.
4:47 AM.
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I am an honest man of my word, Anya.

Good luck, it's neat stuff.
VN waifus are objectionally shit.
>Good luck, its neet stuff*
Fixed it for you famalam.
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Maybe you're objectionally shit
>I'm sorry that's mean
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You know, you are really bad at talking shit...

You fucked a dude, man.
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2hu waifus are objectionally shit.
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Well, that's quite enough of today, thank you
Goodnight, everyone
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What ever does fucking a dude have to do with otokonoko doujins?

Hello there, welcome.
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You're making it sound like that's a bad thing
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I plead the fifth this cannot be proved in court. Where is your evidence?

I want my lawyer.
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I'm really not, just bullying a little.

This is why I should cap things more often...
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Ahh, but you didn't!
I win for now.
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Some people don't understand that. Add onto that dfc and a pretty face and you're golden
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I hate you.

That sounds like effort.
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Hello. Why do you need to welcome me?
You already want to start spending time and effort on screen capping /waifu/ anyway.

Take it to the next autistic level and start digging for previous statements and hold people accountable for their autism.
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>another person that love DFC and lovely thighs and cute boys that look like girls.

No you don't!

Just to say hi, why not?
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No, I literally just wanted a cap of something a close friend of mine said so that I can bully him with it. If I wanted to, I could probably get it from Skype.

Sadly I'm still not allowed to.
We all be autistic, may as well bully eachother about it lmao.
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I mean 50% of /b/ would fuck a trap over a 10/10 girl.
And waifu is one of the gayest threads on /b/
Try the loud minority of 20%
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I mean, I'd probably choose a 10/10 girl over a trap. But a 10/10 girl to me has a flat chest, short hair, and glasses.

You're allowed to, you just can't.
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Maybe if girls didn't assume their pussies were untouchable ancient relics then males would like them more u.u

This guy gets it
So not your avatar?
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>being a Kotomi fag

I bet you even like sports.
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I think most people here will have similar tastes
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you forgot the dick. A 10/10 girl for you also has a dick
>mfw I have glasses

I plowed 2 guys and 2 girls and I can guarantee you I plowed each girl more than both guys together

... okay I just wanted to use that smug pic
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My avatar just has the perfect personality to me.

Glasses girls are best girls. Love me a blind ass girl.

I don't know what kotomi means?

Buncha faggots I tell ye

I mean, I'm not against banging girls with dicks. But I also enjoy me a girl with a vagina
Girls are definitely easier to please for me.
(also I don't like sports really)
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Kotomi is the name of the girl appearing with Tomoko.

She is a DFC, megane, and short haired sports-fujo who will cuckold you with muh waifu's brother.
yeah but i wouldnt fuck a murderous rabbit
I find they complete the cute look perfectly, kek, i bet you'd like blind girls for other motivations as well.

Lucky you, so far i only had very bad experiences with girls, i guess males are sweeter at times...
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You just didn't have the best girl (male) yet. They're just thirsty for dick and don't care if you touch them down there

Heh, I don't know about that. I've been avoiding sex for the last half year because I feel disgusted by it.
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Looks neat besides the cuckold part.

I'm not sure what other motivations there are. I'd be 100% good with a girl wearing fake glasses to satisfy my sick fetish.

It wasn't that, it's just that I was awkward as fuck the first time with a girl (male) and was pretty inexperienced with what to do to them down there.
you asexual genderfluid tumblrina cunt woah did i really type that shit fam woops i posted it sue me
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I'm contractually obligated to not hate you.
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Males are just more open to sex and are willing to change themselves in order to achieve it, instead of molding someone else into "deserving" sex.

She is just in love with Tomoko's brother. I'm sure any dick will break the spell, but she is fixated on him. Imagine Manami from OreImo. Kinda.

There's just no incest bullshit and a lot more spaghetti.
is she supposed to have cripple hands or is the artist just retarded?
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To be honest... I love awkward sex.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little misogynist? I’ll have you know I am a transgender MtF person and I’ve been involved in numerous demonstration for the rights of non binary people and I have over 300 different sexual orientations. I am trained in man hating and I’m the top trap in the entire US. You are nothing to me bust just another gender. I will misgender the fuck out of you with precission the likes of which has never been seen before on tumblr, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with spouting misogyny like that over the Internet? Think again, rapist. As we speak, I am contacting my tumblr friends across the entire globe and your account is getting targeted right now, so you better prepare for the storm, rapist. The sstorm that wipes out the pathetic misogyny you call your life. You’re a fucking white male, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime and I can misgender you in over seven hundreds ways, and that’s just with existing genders! Not only am I extensively trained in man hating, but I have access to the entire lbgt+ community and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable misogynist ass of the face of the contincen you fucking cis scum! If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t and now you’re paying the price, you fucking white cis male. I will shit furry all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, rapist.
jesus fucking christ i bet your just angry because your in the fucking fugliest period of your transition totally shitting me rn with this shit
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It feels so weird when you say that, just treat me normally faggot

I don't know what any of this weeb stuff is. Would bang glasses girl though.

That's horrible! I'm used to being the not awkward one. Though it seemed like he was kinda not sure what to do too. But still. Tryna get my dom on cuties, can't let awkwardness kill me.
I've laughed during sex because of how nervous i was, now that was the worst.
I mean, you're not wrong for the most part
Read the manga
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Do you even watch anime? Or are you here posing with an avatar to talk to "similar" people?
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I think it's romantic when you ask your partner what to do just because you're so awkward. They're at least as awkward too.
It's lovely

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I wasn't referring about sex either, males have been more caring though, on the other hand girls felt a lot more distant.

Oh just think about the things you could do with a bling one! Nevermind, i'm probably the only one that started imagining that kind of things...i should get glasses too now that i think about it.

You're probably right, it's interesting though, why would they be more eager to change themselves over it?
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>Not enjoying the incest bullshit.

The artist is retarded.

...you know that's just an SJW version of the navy seal copypasta, right?

At this point I just do it because I know it messes with you.
Shut the fuck up, Chara! You faggot! Fucking skinny butt-munching faggot. I hate you! You know that? I really do. 'Cause all you do is fuckin' prance around school talkin' about your fuckin' faggoty fairy fathers. I'll tell you what! I don't wanna hear about your fuckin' fathers and how their assholes work, all right? It makes me sick! And I - I - I fuckin' hope they fuckin' die of fag disease! Yeah
nah nah not really nah
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I watch a ton of anime, wayyyy more than I probably should, just none of the highschool comedy romance lame stuff. Usually action rated R stuff if I can find it, but regular action like Durarara wasn't bad.

I mean, I actually did do that with the guy. It was still weird though, it was the thought that counted I hoped.

Yeah, I don't have anything I'd want to do with a blind girl. Unless of course we were in a romantic relationship or something.

I hate you.
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It's the human condition! Men have always been the hunters and leaders. Always needing to adapt to anything the world may offer.

Prude Women? A challenge. How can I make myself able to do that? Instead of how do I change this to fit me?

Men mold their world.
Women oppress it.

I did in OreImo, they have touched on incest in WataMote, but it's not the main theme.

Mature Anime for Mature People like Myself?

RomComs will make you hate yourself, and moeshit is literally brainless entertainment. How will you ever understand half of the memes if you only watch a sliver of the content?
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I think males want a lot more sex and would cater to you for it

That really hurt my feelings anon! Fuck! Why is there no fucking safe space in motherfucking 4chan?!

Trust me when I tell you he probably loved it
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My waifu switches between 2D and 3D, is that acceptable?

haha ima die tomorrow
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By me saying that, I should note I have not watched the anime my avatar is from, she's just a cutie. I just like the blood and violence in the rated R stuff. Ajin was fucking awesome.
I've seen a couple romcoms like BGata H Kei, Toradora, and some Summer movie making anime romance with some alien chick I think with my ex, but only cause she liked em'.

Well I'd hope so, I'd hate to leave someone blueball'd on new years eve.
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please don't

oh my, on new years? I hope he came a second after midnight

also tell the story how you got him laid on new years
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Uhh, I had my eye on him for a bit before I started dancing with him, thought it was a girl for a while, then wasn't sure, but then went for it anyway, we danced for an hour after the new years count down at the club. I remember pretty well when he was grinding on me he looked over his shoulder at me and said "Happy new years". Had a smoke together outside the club, asked if he wanted to go back to my hotel with me. Called him beautiful, got my smooth on. Walked to my hotel for like 5 minutes with arm around him, threw him on bed, it got heated. Yeah. Ended up leaving at like 4-5am-ish
Was like a 1-2 hour lewd session. Something I'd expect from girls but not from guys was the ol "I love you" during sex that made it kinda odd.
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Survival of the fittest i guess, or flattest, lol, it's only a matter of time, men have already managed to get feminine shapes, sooner or later they'll be able to stay pregnant and definitely replace women..just kidding, it would be cool to see that happen, but no u.u

Brb, have to take a shower, bye bye to all the kind posters in here~ ^.^
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Oh oh! The funniest shit was when we were leaving the club, this was at like 1, and he told the girl he was with that he was going with me (needed her key to get stuff out of their locker) and she was like "You're going home with him?!" and he was like "We're just going to dinner!"

Yeah. Dinner at 1am.
That shit still makes me laugh every time.
Also "American dick so big!"
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hmm... I never had anyone tell me they love me during sex.

Okay, I did NOT expect that he had a girlfriend.
Oh my...
Guess who broke up after new years and is now thirsty for cock?

Also, why do you cockblock his girlfriend?!
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No it wasn't his girlfriend! They were like... friends that went to a club together. He said he didn't have a girlfriend and that he was gay when I asked.

I've had a couple of people say they love me during one night stands... Honestly it's kinda depressing when you think about it afterwards.
She needs more love. People are so mean to her. She gives people beautiful mixtapes and people are always trying to destroy them. I wish I could give her a hug, and a towel.
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Oh my. That's even more gay. Are there more faggots like that in japan?

Hmm... yeah, that is kind of depressing... But maybe he just meant "I love the sex"?
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I dunno. I haven't found anything like that in Japan yet. That one was in Korea. It was a little gay. Also, yeah, possibly that's what he meant, but who knows. It was kinda awkward afterwards. He said he wanted to just lay with me when we finished. It was some gay stuff... I'd had done things differently if I could go back, but oh well.
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Oh yeah, he also washed me off in the shower afterwards. it was... different.
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What would you have done different? Sorry if I'm asking you strange questions. It's just interesting for me

so he jerked you in the shower too?
-sits on the floor holding a watermelon- :3
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NO! Lewd. Well, he did clean me off... So kinda maybe.

I probably would have been way more gay. Really should have asked for his number too.
Some other things too but I dunno how much I'd say in public.
-likes the watermelon and doesn't like racism. Puts you on the "Nu tea" list-
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Gay as hell dude.
I like it.
And yeah, I would've asked for a number too, I mean apparently he loves american dick :^)

Stuff like that always makes me wonder if I could land a one night stand that easy too.

-puts a cookie on your head-
0.0 -squeaks? Tries to look up, knows there is a cookie there-
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I'm 100% straight.
(Actually, he asked if I was gay and I told him "I thought I was straight until I saw you" and he laughed and said "Oh my god, I'm having sex with a straight guy"

You probably could. A club is usually the place to go, half the people there are lonely and looking for some fun. I know I usually am ;^)
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-takes duct tape and strap the cookie on your head so it can't fall down-

kek, that sounds amazing

Do you always leave with a partner when you go to a club? Or are there also days you don't?
You must look amazing then
;.; -is cookie headed-
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Not always. I'm kinda shy sometimes even though I make it not so obvious. I probably could if i took every chance I saw. I've never been turned down though so???

Honestly I look pretty average, but I am a white guy in Asia, so that gives me a lot of extra points I think.
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Never turned down, wow

Did you ever have to like "fight" with someone over a potential one night stand since someone else was also interested?
I'm not a club goer and won't become one so...

-giggles and watches you-
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No? Normally I'll just go for a girl I don't see anyone dancing with.

Never turned down isn't like special, like I said, I'm naturally pretty shy so there's a lot of times I don't do anything, so there's no chance for me to get turned down.

I wasn't a club goer until I got to Asia. It's okay I guess. I'd still rather stay in my room and watch anime like a loser.
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>gets laid on a regular basis
>watches anime like a loser
>like a loser
>a loser
I don't think that works
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Eh, getting laid isn't exactly much to care about. Not really anything special. Loser works great!
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What's up /b/ro's?
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Well, it seems like 80% of /b/ would disagree with you.
A weeb that gets laid is pretty sucessful
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It's a temporary solution to me. Success would mean happiness to me.

Not much, it's rather dead right now. Welcome to hell.
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I personally don't get the fascination, but I've also never had sex so maybe I'm missing something
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Hi Tomoyo
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How would you become happy then?
Yeah, it's... Eh. It's alright, can't say it's not fun in the moment.

No idea. I tell myself I'd probably be really happy with a longterm gf, but at this point I probably just tell myself that to avoid issues I can't see myself. Can't say I don't feel lonely. Just dumb stuff.
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How are you?
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I imagine the moment would be good, but what benefit is there to momentary enjoyment? Is prefer to have something I can enjoy for a long time
>lmao what a virjin xddd
There's nothing wrong with that. I just have a different way of going about things.
Alright i guess
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You're cute that's for sure
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Shouldn't you be sleeping now? Don't stay up too late
Are you boys meming in here?

Get to bed. NOW. It's a school night!
Not even remotely the same context, you feeling all right anon?
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Hey everyone! Sorry I've been away for the last few days- how have you all been?
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Kuroneko claimed
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Mfw there's cute girls on the bus
I never claimed to be sane
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It's your chance to prove it.
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forever mah waifu
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I don't know anyone around anymore ....

>Suika claim
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I have far too much spaghetti for that to be true
That's not true, you know me. Are you state side yet?
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