I need help. How do I wipe my ass better? I use a big wad and my pants still get dirty.
Perhaps a fucking bidet.
How old are you? Do you have a condition that keeps you from wiping your own ass properly?
Wipe and keep wiping until you're positive there's nothing left. Jesus Christ.
Increase fiber intake so that your bowel movements are solid and not disastrous messes.
For the first couple of wipes, use a swivel motion so that you're not spreading the shit up and down your ass.
Follow up with a standard wipe.
u can just immediately shower after you poop.
its what i do.
i have not wiped my ass with nasty ass toilet paper since i was like 13 years old. im 23 now. i still get tp and throw it away so roomates and gf dont get suspicious of my non toilet paper using ass tho. dont forget to do that if you use my method.
It's not the quality of your wipes, it's the quality of your diet, and therefore the quality of your shit
start eating fiber- double bowl of raisin bran(LOW sugar, choose a brand that's at least 7 grams fiber per serving) every morning
You will start having no-wipers because the WHOLE TURD WILL COME OUT instead of leaving a little behind which slowly oozes out later.
If you really want to feel clean, get in the shower and wash your ass
>Do you have a condition that keeps you from wiping your own ass properly?
The most common condition with this symptom is morbid obesity.
>Wipe and keep wiping until you're positive there's nothing left.
Won't help if he eats a shitty garbage obeast diet with all simple carbs and no fiber. The problem is incomplete evacuation; there's turd still in there. Wipe deeper and deeper and you'll just rub your anus raw and it will still be brown because you're wiping the piece of shit that's still inside which is like trying to remove a stick of butter by wiping one end of it with a kleenex
My diet is mostly ramen and chips.
My pants (not trolling)
Imagine how bad anons room would stink, just imagine that desk chair he sits on all day.
>low carb meme
No, take that horseshit and go. Macronucrient hacks are snake oil- the only way to weigh less is to eat less, whether you eat 0% carbs or 100% carbs, it's all calories
Why dont i just install a colostomy bag while im at it its just as crazy as shooting water up my ass. I dont want that water stream spraying my shit all over my genitals then i have a soaking wet ass to deal with.....so i still have wipe it dry lolololololololololo huehuehuehuehuehue wahoooooo!
Hey. Im fat and smell pretty. a spritz of Axe some old spice deoderant and some of those pretty waters from the bath and body store and even fat people smell nice. Black people. Now they smell bad. Not hygiene wise but i can smell the genetics
Get a fucking wad of toilet paper.
Stand up, bend over and wipe your smelly as crack. Throw the paper in the toilet.
Stay bent over and get another wad of toilet paper and wipe your smelly as crack again.
Do this one or two more times until you don't see your shit on the paper.
Jesus fucking Christ man
You need to powerwash them and keep them in a bleach bath afterwards for a week, then, perhaps. I wouldn't touch them with a 10ft pole. Also shave your ass so you don't get dingle berries.
So fucking true, specially if you have drank in the past 24 hours at all. This past Thanksgiving, I got all ready to go with my wife to her parents went out got in the car warmed it up, wife jumps in. I feel a bubble, I push a bit and shit myself right in my car seat as I back out of the driveway. I put the car back in Drive from reverse and pulled back in. My wife was like what the fuck are yo doing, I just looked over at her and said. I just shit my pants.. I had to run in shower and change my underwear and pants. When I got back to the car she was so disgusted with me all I could do is laugh.
How do you have shit on your bum cheek?!
What the fuck is even going on in there?!
Also, stop telling him to use baby wipes. Those things form big fucking fatburgs in the sewer.
try one of these nose-razors, they are like 20$; Never had to use one, but the hair is clearly the problem here...