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Going to Japan for a couple of weeks. How do I knock up the locals?

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Going to Japan for a couple of weeks. How do I knock up the locals?
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>>720107520
rub one off on the tentacles and let them do the work for you
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Is japan not the single most difficult country to get pussy from if youre foreign? Is japan literally not the single most difficult one? Dont they have all sorts of faggot ass cultural differences and morals.

Nice choice
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Just be nice and compliment the women. Most guys in Japan have no idea how to behave around a female and never treat them as anything special. If you have any western charm, you will have no problem getting some affection.

If you REALLY want to scratch that asian itch and you're not asian, go to inland China. I spent a few months in Wuhan on a project and was drowning in mid to top grade pussy. I'm a chunky white dude with a sense of humor, 6'0 230 lbs and always had girls around me.
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>>720107520
Put your penis inside their vaginas then move in and out until you have an ejaculation inside their vaginas.
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>>720107982
but isn't it sideways, how does it work then? i tried looking at porn, but its all pixelated
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>>720107807
Knocked up any?
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>>720108539

Not that I'm aware of, but I was only there for about 90 days. Keeping in touch isn't super easy with their government restricted internet though I still talk to a few.

Funny enough, my co-worker is married to one of the girls he met in Wuhan and she lives happily with him back here in America.
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>>720108698
Youngest you fucked there?
Any pics of some of the hotter ones?
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>>720107600
No, I lived there for 2 years because of work, that place is a vagina factory.
As long as you're not a weeabu faggot, you can make some magic happen.
Learn enough Japanese to be cutsey with the girls. The ones that like white men typically speak small to moderate English.
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>>720108742

All were club going age, I never really checked. As for any pics, they're on my Xiaoping, which is dead in my office drawer.
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>>720108907
Youngest you fucked?
Knocked up any?
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>>720107520
>be white
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>>720107520
Be american/white and exist.

Thats literally 99.99% of the work.
Vastly more effective the further you get from tourist areas.
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>>720110469
I want to impregnate teen girls and not pay child support. Which areas in Japan do I fly to in order to do that?
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>>720107520
You don't, not easily anyway, I've been there a number of times over the years, if you want a hooker you will have to find one that doesn't mind foreigners, not that easy in areas where they don't get a lot of visitors, be wary of any (non professional) girl that throws herself at you, it's probably a scam, Japanese people are very polite and friendly which makes it easy for a foreigner to misread the situation, do yourself a favour and just look to make friends, and if it happens that you get laid then all well and good but I think it'd be pretty hard for you to do it in a couple of weeks, good luck anon.
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>>720110733
Literally anywhere doesn't matter but, again, the further from major tourist areas the better unless you want redlight districts in which case its the opposite.

Just don't give out your actual phone number or name.
Hell, don't do that here or literally anywhere cause thats just retarded.

If you want to keep a piece instead of trying for a new one every so often just buy a burner phone they have them at almost every cornerstore.
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>>720107807
To be fair women over a certain age in China are just rejected out of hand as being worthless, if you don't mind fucking women in their 30's then you will never be without pussy, however be aware that most of these women are desperate to get married so there is that to worry about.
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>>720110469
Spoken like someone who has never been there or has only been to other Asian countries where the culture and dynamics are very different to Japan's.
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>>720108970
Dude would you quit being a fucking pedo
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>>720111136
You knocked up any there?
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>>720110904
>not easily
Where the fuck did you go or are you some kind of uggo/idiot?

Literally walk down the street, introduce yourself to a highschooler, take them to a sex hotel, fuck their brains out.

I seriously have no idea how people like you come back from japan without fucking 20 chicks. Its that fucking easy.
Did you stutter like an autist? Do you look like a goon? Did you tell them your dream of your favorite waifu becoming real or show off your gundam doll collection?

Seriously they will put out just for being american or not asian/black.
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>>720111150

Doesn't make them any less hot or horny.
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>>720111249
How about you stop being a faggot normie, and while you're at it GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD
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>>720111308
OK step by step for picking up random high schoolers on the street please. Also I know some light conversational Japanese.
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>>720111290
Probably. I visit every summer for reasons and i've never used a condom. >>720111236
I've lived 3 months out of every year for almost 24 years there. What most people fail at are social faux pas' that people don't know about but are easy to follow.

Next you'll tell me every young girl over there wants to be a traditional wife or something like the women's movement didn't hit japan harder than the A bomb.
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>>720111509
How many have you cum inside?
What's the youngest you've cum inside?
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>>720111395
>normie
fucking die criminal scum
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>>720107520
cum inside them
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>>720111429
That last bit is gold over there.

Anyway:
1. Usual icebreaker. Ask them for directions or literally anything that doesn't make you seem like a creeper but directions are best. It basically forces them to ask you what you're doing there and sets up step 2.
2. Make it obvious you're traveling, don't use the word tourist, and make it obvious you're american.
3. Take them out somewhere and generally play the casual dating game. That dating game shit has atrophied over there so badly that even half assing it is a joy for most chicks.
4. Hint at or elude to banging. Straight asking for it is a faux pas in many places still as is asking to go to ones home be it yours or theirs without establishing a rapport. Not everyone follows this but enough still do to make it a safe bet.
5. Go to a sex hotel. They're literally designed for this purpose.
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Tell them you're American and respect their culture. Soon they will flock to you and playfully flirt with you.

Then, you show them your own tentacle.
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>>720111631
Can't say for sure on either as I don't actively keep track. If i had to guess somewhere like 20ish on average per trip for a little over a decade and probably 15ish for age though I don't make a habit of asking.
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>>720111876
How do they respond when you cum inside?
Any pics of any of them?
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>>720111308
LoL, nice imagination you have there buddy, confirmed never been outside the basemnent
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>>720107520
Be an actual man. Those are increasingly rare in Japan. Go talk to women like you aren't an actual pussy. That will contrast you very well with the locals.

It doesn't hurt that being not Japanese makes you "exotic" or whatever. Neither does it hurt that foreigners have a reputation for larger dicks.

So lots of swagger. If you don't normally... fake it. They don't know the real thing there anyhow and that should build up your confidence for real so you don't have to fake it soon.
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>>720108698
Its my restricted any more bud. Hasn't been for like 3 years
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>>720111509
Congrats, you know how to get laid because you've been there long enough to read the social cues, unfortunately what we have ITT are a lot of weeaboos who've watch Naruto a few times and think they're gonna walk down the road swinging their dick at all the girls and get laid every night, total BS, but hey you keep on trolling them and we'll all laugh our asses off reading about them getting arrested for rape in Japan and spending time in a Japanese jail, really not something you wanna try if you knew how fucked up it is in there.
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>>720111932
Don't keep any pics. Never saw the appeal of it.

Various reactions ranging from anger to being okay with it.
Younger ones on average seem off put but post 30 they seemed to love it.
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>>720112465
And how fucked up is it there genius? You been inside? Boot
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>>720112465
I'm the OP autist Narutofag who asked all those questions to that guy to jerk off to. I know he's had years to practise what I'll be attempting in a couple of weeks. I'm not stupid.

I'll realistically just end up using Badoo/Tinder while I'm there or some shit.

>>720112499
Greentext the hottest fuck you had over there.
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>>720112556
>best thing ever
>I didn't fuck
>they're fucking nasty creatures
>you are a faggot
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>>720109535
Came here to post this
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>>720112243
I should point out the obvious, since you're asking fairly obvious questions. You are absolutely forbidden from mentioning anything about
>I love Japanese women
etc

Women everywhere are the same in wanting to think they're special or something. Every fucking bitch there is Japanese and you're telling her you'd fuck just about anyone. Sure that's true but the truth is rarely ever the best thing to tell a woman.
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>>720111932
This guy isn't getting laid when he visits!
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>>720112465
>how fucked up it is in there
they're actually not bad assuming you aren't tatted and aren't sub 5'10".
Most won't rock you in shared if you're bigger and in singles or doubles theres either no one to beat or you be nice to your mate so he'll be nice to you.
Surpisingly, officials aren't nice to foreigners making a hassle so no "boys will be boys" or deliquency law bennies.
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Faggots, pics or it didn't happen.
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>>720107520
Whatever you do DON'T follow any blacks into their dodgy nightclubs you'll get fucked over like I did
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>>720113083
lol what happened?

>>720112984
This.
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>>720111769
Do i tell them im american if im from australia lol
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>>720111631
Omfg. Honestly kys.
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>>720112556
Typing it up. Gimme a sec.
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>>720113353
Yes Japanese are afraid ausies.
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>>720113112
Got drunk as fuck with a mate and followed this nig nog to a bar with 4000 yen all you can drink but you have to buy drinks for the girls that sit with you 5000 yen a glass of whats probably water. Me and a mate ended up oweing 60000 yen over like 30 minutes. Our fault really but still just a word of warning theyll all the same
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>>720113579
don't say g'dday or casually call them cunts, there onto you.
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>>720113353
No. foreign is good but being american is the best over there. Biggest bit is being white though.
The younger gens have been devouring our media like they're starving for the past 30-40 years cause the old ways of living chafe the fuck out of them now that they know not everyone works 12 hour days 5-6 days a week with no sick leave and the like so they love the idea of western living and those that live it.
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This thread is hilarious.
Look OP, I got laid plenty in Japan. But guess what? I also get plenty of pussy in the US. Judging by what you've posted so far, chances are you don't fuck in your home country so you're probably not going to fuck over there.
Japanese women are women, not some mythological creature. They don't want losers any more than any other woman does.
Fucking retards think Japan is just nonstop anime and tentacle porn.
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>>720113705
Haha no. I'm a white dude. I have to swipe Tinder for months in my own country to get laid with a 6/10. I was in Vietnam last year and got a 7/10 girl there in a week.

Eat shit.
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>>720113641
Ha. Had a buddy that didn't have what he owed and was held hostage by those fuckers until someone could bring him the cash.
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>>720113763
How much was she?
And why are you proud of the fact that you can't get pussy?
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>>720113641
those were hookers. you buy them a watered down drink or two (the house's cut), you discuss price. you leave and fuck. you apparently missed the "leave and fuck" part.

I guess it could have been a "legitimate" hostess bar where you're essentially paying for the company (or rather the bar pays them and charges you more for drinks), but what black dude would go to one of those?
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>>720113921
Free.
And my point is that one's inability to get laid in their own country is no indication to their ability to get laid in an Asian country.
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>>720113693
Don't worry, OP is just going to spent his entire vacation in maid cafes.
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>>720107520
I never realized what a silver fox Commissioner Gordon was. He could beat a perp to death with his chin alone.
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>>720114795
Thats terrible. They flirt for return customers and hopefully "gifts" but they'll never do more than that. You'd have a million times higher chance of getting laid at a redlight district as a foreigner and it'd be cheaper too.
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>>720113693
Well I ain't white but I'm middle eastern. I'm not arab though so my skin is lighter and people would mistake me for being european. I am hairy though.

still think I could get easy lays?
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>>720114982
Yup.
Not gonna lie, though, kinda wish I'd gone to one just to have done it.
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>>720115568
So, you're Greek?
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>>720115692
kurd
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>>720115710
Still a shitskin sandnigger then.
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>>720115568
Maybe. They aren't fond of non-western blacks or "eastern europeans".

The big question are you western or did you just move there.
>>720115710
Nevermind. Thats...not great to be honest. Unless you're just of kurdish ancestory but grew up in a western area.
>>720115603
They're nice. Just don't go in expecting anything and realize they flirt with you cause thats there job not because they're interested. Usually expensive for what its worth but cafes of all stripes are over there but they're also usually the only places with actually decent coffee.
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>>720116073
yeah, grew up in australia

I'm no way near black lol
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>>720116073
>>720116159

I was wondering how they would perceive me based on looks alone. I feel like they would be kinda intimidated in a bad way.
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>>720114099
>>720114099
Alright, good luck.
I'll stop being a dick and suggest not spending your whole time trying to fuck. Actually experience Japan. Go walk Tokyo at night, see the crosswalk that looks like scene from Braveheart when the light changes. Go to the robot cabarat show thing, can't remember what it's called but it's an experience.

>>720116073
I left Japan two years ago so the chance is long past.
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>>720116159
>>720116226
Oh. Zero problems then. As mentioned before being western is the key. You'll actually catch attention for being big over there so thats good.

Ex: they legit believe every black not from western areas is a plague carrier of AIDS and everything else basically.
BUT i brought my 6'8" black buddy last year and i legit had to go places alone to stand a chance with chicks cause the second they find out he's american their opinion changes instantly and i look like small peanuts compared to him.

It goes back to the media thing as most only have real exposure to blacks through imported media which means they get it drilled in their heads all blacks are guaranteed hung like horses.
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>>720116827
That;s interesting.

There were some Japanese girls that came to our school in Australia for an exchange program. I never spoke to them, but some people I know had kept in touch with them over the years and several of them dated black guys. Perhaps its only a turn on for the ones who are already obsessed with western culture.

I have been to Japan before, and I did feel quite tall being only 5'10. The lower average height is very noticeable especially when you come from a country with predominately white/euro ppl.
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>>720117178
Most of the younger generation are westaboos. The closer to the cities the higher the percentage.
Only downside is theres also weeb-tier autist types inside that.
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>>720112537

Ex Hong Kong police officer here, was there for the hand over and all that shit, I've travelled all around SE Asia, the real deal with Japanese prisons isn't so much the other inmates it's the system itself, extremely regulated and structured, I don't know how it is now but back in the day they didn't fuck around, prison meant prison in Japan not some sort of fucking holiday camp.

Just throwing in my tuppence worth, I'm not the guy you were talking to but I thought I'd add.
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>>720117613
More or less the same though they tend to let fights happen and burn out or step in before someone dies.
Apparently it lets a hierarchy establish in shared that ultimately leads to more peace once everyone knows their place.

Depends where you go though. Certain cities prisons can be nasty and guards can be on multiple payrolls. Which means thet have "selective blindspots" in the shape of certain people and groups therein.
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MEANWHILE..
At OP's house.
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