Waifu thread
Previous: >>720097760
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Naps are great
gay
still here
and
>>720105311
well yeah pets are always nice to take care of
>>720105014
>looks like me
Are you my hidden waifu?
>>720105141
Huh what about me?
>>720105311
I am. And yeah, some people never change, and yet some do. Private catholic schools dont mean shit as to how you turn out. If anything, you gain an appreciation for order when you have to do uniforms.
Flan clam
>>720105495
Why her?
>>720105761
What discord? The one Moka banned everyone from because they kept @everyone all their stupid shit like 'Im leaving for work lol bye'?
Alright, off to sleep for me, i hope. Good night waifu.
>>720105860
>moka being the one spamming @everyone
>>720105862
Ants are going to bug you if you sleep there
>>720105862
Goodnight.
>>720105860
We have disabled the @everyone feature in ours tho..
>>720105398
Can someone post the 4chan waifu rolling chart every other board seems to use?
also >maki
>>720105860
Are you spruce goose?
There's a Discord?
Can't wait to shit it up.
Sonata, I know you're there
>>720105495
I highly doubt that I'm your hidden waifu kek
>>720105514
I did have uniforms. My teachers even lied about stuff to make me their black sheep
>Thou shalt not lie
hue, in hindsight it was rather hypocritical
Best type moon claimed
>>720105991
There's a ton.
you guys should all kill yourselves
do the world a favor
Best waifu reporting.
>>720106128
holo? more like homo
kill yourself
>>720106120
I missed you so much..
>>720105986
They sound like a devilishly handsome man.
>>720105967
Oh. Well then.
>>720106075
It worked. In my case I love having things in my own order and I miss some of the freedoms.
>>720106154
Best you got faggot?
>>720105751
Cause she's so cute...
>>720106075
Too bad, my search for IRL bunhead continues.
>>720106077
Yes, I know.
>>720106146
>muh elite
Listen here you Lil shit.
>>720106146
oi.... you fucker.
>>720106158
we can meet in heaven once you killed yourself
>>720106181
I like my puns as I like my enemies
weak
>>720106183
What makes her cute?
http://gelbooru.com//images/bc/0e/bc0e2af5b4ec62bf9bb32a8b400ad29d.png?3475255
>>720106233
You and die aren't going to heaven
>>720106174
Well, thanks to them I got atheistic and now I'm agnostic
>>720106183
yeah, sorry man, I'm taken
>>720106324
oh hey, you looked for me yesterday, didn't you?
>>720106380
I don't remember
>>720106233
What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?
A Tire!
>>720106380
See? Progress!
>>720106451
The nigger stole half a bike.
>>720106389
This is a new image. I like it.
>>720106077
your image must of been swapped . Here is the one you wanted to post.
>>720105495
What I said there was meant for you!
I pretty much live 12 hours opposite from you there. How different is life there than in the USA?
>>720106451
Get the literal fuck out.
>>720106389
I think it's time I unloaded my collection.
>>720106517
>cashcow
>best
She isn't even the best fate stay night.
>>720106438
Where's Chara?
Where's Chara?
I saw you writing but you left before I could answer
>>720106502
I would've really liked to leave that kind of progress out. It was a shit time
>>720106502
>racism
Where should a dog go when it’s lost its tail?
The retail store of course.
>>720106451
you know what
it's okay
you get to live
don't kill yourself
>>720106642
I don't remember writing that
>>720106577
Here is your (You)
>>720106642
Hey Chara.
>>720106324
That makes her cute
>>720106380
Taken?! How ever will my little internet heart ever mend....
>>720106540
Ah! Sorry! It's not much different really. People do the same thing, go to work, go out and enjoy themselves, etc. It's just a different culture! So they do it all differently I guess?
>>720106642
>Where's Chara?
>Where's Chara?
stop being so full of yourself and suicide already
you will finally get everyone's attention when you do!
>>720106642
Makes you appreciate not being there.
>>720106643
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
You neek up on it.
>>720106621
You mean most loved & liked character.
>>720106324
i'm a good christian man so there's no doubt I will
and you will be fine too
just die and see for yourself
>>720106730
You won't even tell me what makes her cute you fucking faggot, I knew you liked boys
>>720106803
I don't wanna go to Heaven
Slow claim
>>720106680
How do you have a party in space?
You Planet!
>>720106769
by normalfags maybe, which I'm rather fine with Shiki avoding for the most part
>>720106769
Saber a shit. Not Tuka level but still a shit.
>>720106689
Well, not that important
I think it was because of pictures, but no matter
>>720106728
Sup FlanFlan
>>720106752
Remind me in 3 years again
Maybe I'll consider it
>>720106767
Really should be happy. I was a devout believer as a small kid. Prayed to god every night so I don't get nightmares
I had the same nightmare twice or three times in a week
>>720106728
I screencap all of my replies for future reference.
Your submission has been saved.
Syndra is my main specimen,
>>720106946
-stare-
>>720106863
I think the fuck not
>>720106730
How many of the stereotypes seem accurate in the time you've been there?
>>720106933
>>720106923
>My Hipster Show!
>>720106808
The fact that she's so dumb is cute, she just acts silly.
Also, what's wrong with boys?
>>720107001
Asians fucking suck at driving! I can't think of any others on the spot though.
Blood-chan
>>720107001
Are you the alice from the cooking threads?
>>720106946
How is your day going Chara-sama?
>>720106992
-_-
>>720106946
Hey. You learned from that mistake. I see that as progress.
>>720107042
I see you like emotionless, pointless characters.
>>720107051
Do they seem to be generally healthier than us? Are people on the trains perverts? Etc
>>720107051
Nothing, boys are perfect.
I didn't know you were the type to go for dummies
>>720107055
Sup
>>720106564
You just cant handle the wisdom of my waifu
>>720106996
-stares back-
You must be bored out of your mind
>>720107059
>>720107001
>Are you the alice from the cooking threads?
My fucking sides!
>>720107105
It's going great so far. Found the insurance number of my mom so I can get into therapy without anyone telling.
>>720107114
I wouldn't say it was a mistake now, just a bad time in general.
In the end it's not important if god exists or doesn't. We'll all die and are equal
>>720107059
I told you I wasn't yesterday
>>720107159
Shut your god damn filthy fucking mouth.
I love you and your jokes.
>>720107168
I'm always bored out of my mind...
I really don't remember asking where you were yesterday
>>720107042
KnK is far from obscure, it just doesn't have the cancerous zero fanbase.
>>720107114
You say that and post Rori. You're joking right?
>>720106886
more
I demand MORE!
>>720106845
they got all you can eat barbecue though
>>720107231
Thank you!
>>720107280
Hell has smokey barbecue with human bones on the grill
Makes it taste wonderful
>>720107344
Nobody appreciates bad jokes anymore.
>>720107280
What do you call a lumberjack wolf?
A timber wolf!
>>720107235
I closed the thread too so I can't screenshot it, but it wouldn't make a difference since you can't remember it
What were you doing yesterday?
>>720107389
but they put vegemite on every dish!
Just came by to say Fuck all y'all.
Especially you>>720107105
>>720107168
Therapy is nice.
>>720107419
You just have a terrible personality. Similar to your waifu
>>720107268
Do you even mango?
>>720107419
I always appreciate a bad joke.
>>720107473
Fuck you too.
im here im here dont go
>>720107151
That's why I go for you.
>>720107127
They have trains for women only at certain times, also it's about the same.
>>720107453
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
>>720107512
She has a great personality.
>>720107464
Yesterday... most likely watching football, how about you?
>>720107473
Ugh gross I don't want to get Crohn's disease from eating that shit
>>720107480
Disgusting.
>>720107472
.
blood chan i love you dont disappear!
>>720107566
Fuck you!
>>720107531
Are you Sci?
>>720107518
Do you even VN?
>>720107623
How rude. You and I both know I'm never serious online.
>>720107485
Yeah, I'm really looking forward to it
>>720107592
I was at university and attended a philosophy class. Boring stuff too
Want me to ask you questions again? Or want to ask questions?
>>720107623
eyah thats me hiya
>>720107566
Are you telling me they don't get invaded by aliens and otherworldly entities every other day?
Anime had lied to me! This cannot be allowed to stand
>>720107599
I'm leaving in 3 days, I'm going to miss you a lot
>>720107658
So you won't go for someone like me at all? :/
Blood-chan seems fun.
>>720107676
School is boring in general... and I don't know what to ask you...
>>720107689
Hi Sci, how are you holding up?
>>720107579
But tis a fool if he can not understand the fantastic jokes i share!
What does a wolf receptionist say?
Howl may I help you?
>>720107777
Those 7's
Chiri is rolling in her grave
>>720107825
whats the name of this waifu
>>720107735
Sadly they do not.
>>720107738
Why would I go for anyone online? I live in Japan silly.
>>720107738
ahh my mind slowly slips away out of my grasp when youre gone but thats okay. glad you are here now
>>720107795
want me to repost a huge blogpost you wont want to read?
>>720107653
I know that Saber helped Rin pleasure old men for money. Thats pretty low.
>>720107168
Yep. As my grandmother put it before she came to Australia, 'Virgin Mary is a slut!'.
>>720107825
Stop, please, I'm dying.
>>720107854
I go by many names , Holo , Horo or Korbo
>>720107827
I like edgy quiet people. You seem like one of them.
>>720107453
Where do you find giant snails? On the ends of giant's fingers.
>>720107518
it's literally the worst thing in australia, second only to abbos
>>720107592
but you will, and there will be lots and lots of nasty painful diarrhea
you would be better of just killing yourself now and going to heaven
>>720107902
Fucked any sideways pussy yet?
>>720107903
I don't want to read right now
-hugs you tight-
>>720107795
Well... then don't mind me asking
I was wondering, you said you like boys.
Any boys? Or do you prefer certain body builds?
Do you like traps or do you want a more buff boy or just someone rather average?
>>720107914
kek, exactly.
Three people showing up at the birth of her son? God damn... she must've fucked so many people
>>720107947
I'm not edgy at all
and flan a cute
unblock me bc
>>720107921
What do you call a lost wolf?
A Where-Wolf!
>>720107976
understood
how was xmas/new years deary
>>720107951
Hell is my home, though
>>720108069
your home sucks, move elsewhere :o
>>720108008
Oh. Then it's even better. I do agree. Flan is cute. She needs all the love.
>>720107777
Here's to you, syndra.
>>720107777
Nazimod gets quads reeeee
>>720107902
Are the girls at least cute?
>>720107996
I like traps as long as they're not on HRT...
Uhm, I like all boys, I'm not choosy, Though I really like hairy boys
~JustRussianThings~
>>720108057
I can't sign into Steam, I'm so fucking pissed right now
>>720108067
It was fun I spent it with Sonata, how was yours?
>>720107976
What does that mean?
>>720108132
I think the girls are very cute. I'm into asians.
>>720108061
what do you get from a pampered cow?
spoiled milk
>>720108173
why cant you sign into steam because you are pissed
>>720108173
I'm hairy ;^)
>>720108086
My Earth home is on the battlefield
>>720108100
Angels like me are good and pure~
Why do you like evil ppl?
>>720108186
Good one , I've not heard it before
>>720108061
That reminds me of that Scene from Young Frankenstein
"Werewolf? Werewolf!?"
"There Wolf, There castle"
>>720108173
Ah, I see
What's your favorite drink? Energy drink? Soda? Water? Some kind of alcohol?
>>720108173
ah that is funny he didnt steal ur purity did he? mine was v nice i got to visit my dad. i miss him so much being away i wish i were still with him.
>>720108177
At least that much is accurate then, thank god!
>>720108177
Azn women have sideways pussies, didn't you know? Virgin.
>>720108208
That too..
>>720108209
-blushes-
>>720108272
I like... apple juice
I can't drink soda because it makes me sick
>>720108227
Because evil is what balances the good of the world. Evil people also entertain me.
>>720107951
And our previous PM, Internet infrastructure and gun laws? What about our spiders? Roo overpopulation? Lack of support for anything inland?
>>720107996
More the fact that she didnt know who exactly the father was, and it sure as hell wasnt Joseph. I mean, could have been anyone from the village and she could have been intimidated into saying that it was an immaculate conception.
>>720108291
He didn't steal it... I l-let him have it..
It's good you're with your dad... how is he?
>>720108313
didnt you delet dat on purpose tho
>>720108298
Asians wear skirts and thigh highs a lot. My fetish.
>>720108313
They really don't.
-unblushes-
what kinda pussy do u have? ;^)))
>>720108313
Favorite color?
Favorite food?
>>720108360
a slut stays a slut anyway hehe
>>720108369
ooh you rascal!
v healthy. turned 50 recently. feel bad making him worry so much
>>720108326
I'm not here for your sick entertainment, sicko
>>720108374
I'm trying to
>>720108397
I'm a quarter azn so you'll have to find out for yourself~
>>720108442
My favorite color is green!
Favorite food.... um...oh! beef pot pies >_<
>>720108573
but youll lose all your gaymss!!
>>720108479
I can't hear you talk about your dad...........
>>720108621
Who even are you even?
>>720108573
Don't call me sick.
>>720108655
you blocked me
>>720108573
Does that mean you're gonna cry when we make love?
>>720108627
you asked! but that is okay. i believe i got an insider scoop from kef, whaddaya think about that?
>>720108227
is there vegemite on the battlefield?
>>720108228
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>>720108360
nah, I'll stick with my choice
what about your gun laws even?
>>720108680
You are sick, you need help, I was once like you. Therapy helps... a tiny bit but it helps!
I return and again yuno's mine
>>720108691
Good, I blocked everyone
>>720108693
No lol
lmao
weirdo
>>720108701
-hugs you- I hate everyone there, I don't want to be reminded of any of them...
Yes, I hate you too
>>720108728
Yes, actually
>>720108730
You disgust me now. Therapy is only for helping the therapist see the true you. Actually seeking help is disgusting. You make me sick. I am not sick, I am healthier than most people.
>>720108849
Then you're not part asian of course.
All asians are very loud and make weird noises when you stick it in them.
>>720108849
bail!
kill yourself and come to heaven!
>>720108849
i never gave you a reason to hate me tho
>>720108849
yikes! if you dont mind bear with me even tho you hate me just for a little while because i need it desperately!
>>720108975
Why are you so obsessed with Bloodchan?
>>720109021
becuz he needs internet "girls" in his life
>>720108728
More restrictive. Cant even really fire a gun unless you're either on a military base with escorts, hold a licence to own and operate or lie to shit. Civilian licences are restricted in the class of firearm as well. Even cosplayers have to make their weapon look like a toy.
>>720108442
True.
>>720109021
dont worry about it it has nothing to do with you
Morning.
I'm getting very fucking bored... good bye...
>>720108738
Scary claim...
>>720108885
You are sick... you may not realize it now but you are a danger to everyone around you... even animals.. please talk to Chara about this in private, she'll listen
>>720108896
Yeah I'm a QUARTER azn master race
I love being part Azn
I'm not going to crack at 30 years old and turn ugly like most white people
>>720108897
I will punch God in mouth and get thrown in hell
>>720108911
Then how you're blocked? Faggot
>>720108975
I can't... duty calls
>>720109021
Obsessed is a good way of putting it.....
>>720109125
She's drinking his cum
>>720109111
sounds like europe, but even more niggers
well, yet
>>720109125
kill yourself
>>720109211
you can't, he's in super heaven
>>720109125
Morning.
>>720109211
I am not going to harm anyone. I only observe.
>>720109211
all righty if i dont see you again you know im always rooting for you! peace
>>720109211
You seem like a faggot.
>>720109223
Our niggers are either contained or subdued.
>>720109076
Don't say the truth out loud like that.
>>720109113
You're hittin on my e-girl man, it has everything to do with me.
>>720108397
Skirts and thigh highs are the fucking best. Are you a leg man?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4shymnJhjgs
>>720109539
okay not interested in this line of conversation later guy
>>720109404
you got vegemite though
Guys
Getting a splinter under your fingernail fucking hurts
>>720109784
I bet
How did that happen?
>>720109591
Legs are life
>>720109603
So upset online
>>720109848
My desk is just super old, so when I was reaching down for my blanket I must've scraped a piece of it off.
>>720109784
Why would you do that?
>>720109913
Jeez, sounds horrible
You get it out?
last image get