it comes with spider-sense, which basically gives you the ability to see 1-2 seconds into the future when you're in danger which is good enough for me with future-telling bullshit. Spider-Man's powers also include super-human or at the very least the strength of a body-builder while still keeping a lean physique. Also organic webbing out of your wrists, which would make your likely hood of getting out of your chair to grab something minimal. Also you get abs when you wake up the next day, also those finger-knife things because wall-climbing sounds fun as fuck. Also I just want to go out at night and beat the shit out of cunts like the ones I see in animal and women abuse threads. Also you would get so much pussy by using your powers for party tricks.
Every other pill has some sort of possible side-effect or way it could go horribly wrong or make your life worse. So red pill every time.
This is a retard test. Green is the only correct choice, any other proves you're retarded.
Greens a no brainer, you could easily foresee all your bad decision, become rich. etc etc. With black sure you cant feel pain, but you're gonna feel something when you're living on the streets homeless.
if you choose green pill isn't it going to fuck every single decision you make and cause you to constantly second guess yourself?
Like if you see into the future is that future you're seeing the future of yourself where you didn't have the green pill ability? or would your perception of the future be constantly changing as you continue to make different decisions as you see your future self after those decisions?
Or would the future you're seeing be immune to change and you constantly see your future self and his decision without any hope or chance to change the decisions?
I think the green pill would turn your brain to mush to be completely honest, just like the purple pill and the blue pill.
It's not 10% either, if you fell for that meme.
Besides, who's to say "80%" me is really all that impressive?
But I know that no one in history has ever been able to see clearly into the future even a few minutes into the future, let alone 12 hours. Sure people have made accurate predictions, but they're never actually seen the future.
So it's still the better option.
Green pill is pretty obvious, purple is given along with green, black is useless at times, beacuse it means we cannot die, basically deadpool, and red is what we already have. Also, blue is also what we already have
Even if that is technically true, why would I be better of using more of my cerebellum when I have my ass firmly planted on the couch.
What's the upshot of using more of my brainstem?
>read the mind of the dude with fortune telling
>read the mind of a person without fear to avoid fear
>read the mind of a person with the most intellect
just missing super powers, but spiderman is virtually useless in cities without skyscrapers.
people ACTUALLY believe this?
wow I genuinely thought that shitty movie was meant to be a joke and that people were smarter than that.
man I REALLY overestimate humans... that's a damn shame.
The only reason he got caught was because he could only see two minutes ahead. 12 hours is more than enough time to wriggle out of whatever mess they can put you in.
>Get Spidey powers
>Use them constantly and visibly
>Get abducted and dissected by the fucking government for being a damned retard
If it's the absolute future, then it's pointless to know it, because there's nothing you can do to change it.
But if it's a possible future, the only difference being that you didn't look at that future, then it's the easily the best power on the list.
>Get abducted and dissected by the fucking government for being a damned retard
implying that i would not be getting abducted for having spidey powers but for being an idiot who uses them in public
Buy darth vader outfit
Get on plane to Suli
Have locals point me in the direction of isis.
Literally slow walk through the desert like an unchained god killing everything under the sky.
Become famous from this
Do mtv shows in my retirement and pistol whip the bachelor.
OD in a closet in my 50s.
It was a good life
It's not a hard choice, really. 80% of brain power would be ultimately wasted in my use, and a year is not enough time to truly make anything out of said brain power.
Spider-Man powers would be cool, for a week. After that, it'd just get old, and real criminals have guns anyways.
Reading minds might be useful, but who really wants to look in the mirror all day long, with a commentary?
Not getting injured or feeling pain sounds ultimately rather boring and futile, and provides nothing of use past that one year.
Ability to look into the future seems to be the only one of these powers that'd allow you to gain some benefit past the one year. As mentioned multiple times in the thread, you could easily become very rich via lottery and gambling winnings.
I'd personally go with the green pill. Simply no contest with it. Only one that'd come close would be reading minds, but I've lived long enough to know better.
Green or Purple I think.
They both have good moneymaking possibilities, green being better at this.
Purple would give interesting "social engineering" possibilities, and access to information you would not normally get. This could also translate into getting pussy if you need that. There's also some downsides to getting "unlimited" unfiltered information from other people that could get your feelings hurt.
Green could also protect you from harm, by helping to avoid things that could get you in some kind of trouble or hurt.
So I think green would be most beneficial right now for the moneymaking + protective qualities..
If I wanted to control other people and get money, I'd get the purple one.
It's all about how you use it.
You can't get injured and you won't feel pain. It doesn't take much of an imagination to put that to good use. Attach some weights to yourself and walk on the bottom of the ocean, jump out of a plane without a parachute.
Attach bombs to yourself and walk into a mosque, show those guys how to do it properly.
The 12 hour pill. I would save so many lives. The timeline wpuld be totally fucked and i might go insane but it would be worth it. Except for the fact that my power would be coveted and people would want to weaponize it. But seriously, being able to predict every disaster, every crime (that is reported), and the winning lottery numbers for a year would probably outweigh any of the benefits of the others.
The only way to take advantage of the green pill would be to win big once, and not act on the future information beyond that. If you start winning frequently, you'd start putting up flags and risk yourself.
I'd simply take my win, and not act on the information available beyond that. Investing wisely is always an option, but beyond that, one should avoid using the gift too much.
Yep, one big win.. and then do mostly good investments with the money.. and a few bad ones too, just to avoid suspicion.
It would also be a big benefit to know if you are about to hit by a car, or if someone plans on robbing you because you are rich.
1. 80% of your brainpower. Big risk of going insane, no thank you.
2. Spiderman powers, useless. Governments would do endless experiments on you.
3. I get the idea of reading minds, but that's useless. Controlling minds would be a winner.
4. Unless you get hurt every single day or are in great pain this is dumb.
5. The only true winner. You could literally turn yourself into a billionaire the first day. This for a year, you would be the absolute richest man alive. I'm talking lotteries, casinos, stock and currency trading. Just by trading currency you could be an instant millionaire starting with $100 during a few hours.
First of all, there is no real evidence of humans using just 10% (or similar numbers) of the brain.
But let's just assume that humans are only capable of accessing/using 10-20%. That sudden increase will ultimately be too much for your mental state to handle. You are going to go full autism.
after year 200 they would probably be re-writing life sentences. Being that out of the ordinary and in jail for the actually duration of two lives would start to beg the question of if they are rehabilitating or even trying to.
Why the fuck would you want to use less of your brain?
Do you want to turn you into an actual retard?
Green fags don't think it through.
What do if see your own death? Why would you want to know? What if it was fucked rested style too?
purple or black
I'm not picky.
The issue here is a misconstruction of the concept from source to source. Human cognitive function is rather spread out, different sections of the brain are used for various tasks.
This must be that way in humans for a variety of reasons. One benefit is that you do not suffer severe mental strain.
The reason for the low numbers is that your brain is not like a processor for a computer, its sections are rather specialized and suited to different tasks. Wasting use of unnecessary sections at any given time would not improve mental "processing power" towards an alloted task, it would merely be wasted use of the brains facilities. For this reason the numbers come out, revised from time to time the numbers change but the method of function stays the same.
Parts of the whole function synergistically completing their own individual tasks for the benefit of the collective whole.
We may use all of our brain, just never at once.
Let's not tack on numbers that will change every 5 years, lets just get the simple truth out of the way first.
It's late to throw this in but for fucks sake it needs to be said, if there was a little clarification of the reasons behind the statements there would be no need to fucking squabble like children.
I expect you anons to find information regarding it yourselves so you can have a proper debate in the future. Rather than letting it come down to the petty "fuck you"s that these things usually become.
I'm out, this thread is shit.
You retards were supposed to post more of these
It's a common myth that we only use "10% of our brains". That's just retarded.
>walk into bank with hand grenades
>ask for money
>pull the pin
>hold the grenade
>they shoot and shoot
>you just walk away into the sunset laughing
>able to pick up a ton of weight
>run 10 times faster
>absolute awareness of your surroundings
It seems like multiple pills in one tbh.
Blue doesn't make sense, we use 100% brain power, why would you make yourself retarded?
Green is also very good.
Green is kind of a vague choice. Are you able to act on the future? And if so won't you still not be able to see the outcome of your actions until you commit them? Wouldn't observing the outcome lock it into place. The true future would be 12 hours, considering your actions in attempts to affect the future. I feel like you would just be living 12 hours ahead of everyone else. See: 'That's So Raven' for more details.
Blue is just retarded and misinformed. Though it's pretty neat if it does enable any Sherlock-teir memory/deduction.
Purple, Red, and Black are all valid.
Using Purple, depending on limiting factors, would potentially be more powerful than green. You could collect the secrets of the most influential people around you. Information that you could hold onto for a lifetime.
>Go to Clinton speech, wait for emails to come up
>create deadman's leak system
>become political fixer by blackmailing everyone in DC for the highest bidder
This is the first thing that came to mind, but there are many other ways to use this. Either way, knowing the future is temporary, it will always come and pass. Someone's past lies with them (and now you) forever.
Black: No real use if you don't plan on endangering yourself.
Red: We all want to fly around the NYC skyline. Also, imagine the $ as a street performer. You could probably get a real job from Disney.
I was thinking green til I read that. Does seem vague.
Black would be a life saver right now.
But I think purple would be long term. Become professional poker player or some shit like that.
I gonna go with black tho.
Up to one hour before the draw yeah.
Source: im a retard that play powerball each week.
Id totes take the future vision, tho. Regardless of detriment.
Would only increase my depression
I am fat
I can hear what people really think of me ... great
If psychological pain is included, I would take this
If psychological pain isn't included in pain pill, I would take this pill and win the next Jackpot to buy drugs
>spiderman can cling to most surfaces, has superhuman strength (able to lift 10 tons optimally) and is roughly 15 times more agile than a regular human. The combination of his acrobatic leaps and web-slinging enables him to travel rapidly from place to place. His spider-sense provides an early warning detection system linked with his superhuman kinesthetics, enabling him the ability to evade most any injury, provided he doesn't cognitively override the autonomic reflexes.
If you see the future and actually prevent it, you didn't see the future.
Also if you see the future, try to prevent it leading you to point where you saw the future.
Green pill is a paradox pill if you try to act on what you've seen
Idiots pick paradox pill over purple.
idiots pick purple pill over green pill.
all you'd here with the purple pill is "Ew, get away from me you fat fuck" and "that fat cunt smells like shit" and "OMG he's fucking disgusting"
green pill will be like "oh, horse number 5 came first, horse number 3 came second, horse number 15 came third and horse number 11 came fourth, i should place a hundred dollar bet on that quinella and win multiple millions of dollars"
how likely is it though? Besides it depends on your definition of 'future'. Either future is fixed in which case the power is a shite power because all it does it take away the suspense of it all; or the future is malleable (which it is), in which case the powers capabilities are incredible
Did no one in this thread read the "pills last for 1 year" part?
Who the fuck would want to be spider-man for a year over all the other shit.
Btw, Darth Vader vs ISIS is the best answer here.
>Also, imagine the $ as a street performer. You could probably get a real job from Disney
are you retarded? firstly, the pill only lasts a year. secondly, you could make 10x more money in a single day with the green pill by betting on horse races and shit.
1 year duration:
brain boost=> in a year it is hard to achieve something really big with 'honest work'
spider => what will you do a year?
read minds => this power is shit, being limited to a year could be good, reducing chances of suicide
never get injured => a year only? fuck it
see 12 h into future => ONS in easy mode, infinite cash with a few lucky lottery wins in several countries, turn yourself into the best security/intelligence consultant in the world predicting terror attacks, switch to politics...
any1 choosing anything but seeing into the future is a retard or an delusional manchild
Blue pill doesn't work.
Red&Black pills don't stop the government from locking you up and studying you, or you don't make use of the pill and thus they won't notice you...making the pill a weak choice.
Green pill is a fucking monkey's paw. Assuming the future is controllable with this power, you still deal with the limited span of 12 hours. The only practical applications is to avoid danger(Black Pill superior) or to achieve small bets (horse races/casinos/etc).
By process of elimination only the Pink pill is a viable choice logically.
Nigga you can turn 100 dollars into millions in 12 hours.
Pink will make you want to kill yourself. Maybe this is something you're subconsiously already interested in?
He's right though, it DOES prove that you're a dumbass. It is going on the myth that you only use 10% of your brain, not the full 100.