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Choose wisely anon

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Choose wisely anon
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Why would anyone choose the blue pill to only use 80% of their brain?
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The answer here is clearly Spider-Man powers
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Green


Pick winning lotto numbers. Buy dream car and masturbate furiously
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>>720098387
The idea is to use more of your brain at once. Which is stupid, it'd probably just be a seizure.

Give me the future-seeing one.
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>>720098314
why would i choose a pill that makes me dumber?

green pill for me, gonna win some lottery
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Green

Invest in stock market become a billionaire
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>>720098387
Because people still think we don't use all our brain.
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>>720098515
Is this in reference to the old myth that we only use 10% of our brain?
Modern neuroscience has already debunked this as it turns out we use nearly 100% of our brains.
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>>720098569
Oh and of course the lotto as well
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>>720098314

purple.

play poker
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Purple and read the minds of all the dudes who chose green, while also improving everyday interactions with people.
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>>720098314
Purple pill so long as I can turn it on and off.
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>>720098314
negro colour pill
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>>720098649
This.
>pic not related
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Purple then gamble
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red pill.

it comes with spider-sense, which basically gives you the ability to see 1-2 seconds into the future when you're in danger which is good enough for me with future-telling bullshit. Spider-Man's powers also include super-human or at the very least the strength of a body-builder while still keeping a lean physique. Also organic webbing out of your wrists, which would make your likely hood of getting out of your chair to grab something minimal. Also you get abs when you wake up the next day, also those finger-knife things because wall-climbing sounds fun as fuck. Also I just want to go out at night and beat the shit out of cunts like the ones I see in animal and women abuse threads. Also you would get so much pussy by using your powers for party tricks.

Every other pill has some sort of possible side-effect or way it could go horribly wrong or make your life worse. So red pill every time.
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>>720099422
spider senses didnt save uncle ben.


green pill all the way nigga
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>>720098314
This is a retard test. Green is the only correct choice, any other proves you're retarded.
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>>720099708
I don't have an uncle Ben, this ain't a comic book this is real life.

also who wouldn't want this to happen to them https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-E0oiKjLzTc
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>>720098314
Black pill. Wouldn't care about my future if I can't feel it.
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Greens a no brainer, you could easily foresee all your bad decision, become rich. etc etc. With black sure you cant feel pain, but you're gonna feel something when you're living on the streets homeless.
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>>720099422
Also become greatest MMA fighter to have ever existed, take fucking 365 fights a year and become a billionaire
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if you choose green pill isn't it going to fuck every single decision you make and cause you to constantly second guess yourself?
Like if you see into the future is that future you're seeing the future of yourself where you didn't have the green pill ability? or would your perception of the future be constantly changing as you continue to make different decisions as you see your future self after those decisions?
Or would the future you're seeing be immune to change and you constantly see your future self and his decision without any hope or chance to change the decisions?

I think the green pill would turn your brain to mush to be completely honest, just like the purple pill and the blue pill.
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>>720100124
This is an inappropriate use of great power
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>>720099763
purple is a viable option
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>>720098314
http://www.strawpoll.me/12185246/
Now a poll to see what you would choose.
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>>720098314
Blue.

I'm too smart for my own good. I'd be happier if I were dumbed down a little.
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>>720098314
>80% of your brain power
So I have the superpower of being a moron?

I'll take the future vision though.
That's an good way to play the stock-market and gamble.
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>>720100261
actually this post proves youre a dumbass
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>>720098314
black.
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Green pill is essentially infinite gambling money
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>>720099422
>also also also also also also also

Autism?
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>>720098387
You only use 10%
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>>720100268
ffs have none of y'all looked into biology ever you dumb cunt

we dont use 100% of our brain ability ever, google it
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>>720100378
fuck sentence structure or anything of the sort
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Choose blue.

If you have blue you can probably do both red and purple since you would have a hyper efficient brain. Black is useless and so is green.
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>>720100451
Autism.
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>>720100304
You don't know what it's like and you should be grateful for that.
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>>720098624
underrated post
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>>720100415
It's not 10% either, if you fell for that meme.

Besides, who's to say "80%" me is really all that impressive?
But I know that no one in history has ever been able to see clearly into the future even a few minutes into the future, let alone 12 hours. Sure people have made accurate predictions, but they're never actually seen the future.
So it's still the better option.
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>>720098624
You could still have a shitty poker face.
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>>720098314
Read minds, easy.
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>>720100625
or a shitty mind reading face
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>>720098314
>when the /b/tards don't know that we only use 30% of our brain on daily basis
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>>720098314
give me the blue one
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>>720099763
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>>720098314
Green pill is pretty obvious, purple is given along with green, black is useless at times, beacuse it means we cannot die, basically deadpool, and red is what we already have. Also, blue is also what we already have
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>>720100771
Prove it.
Even if that is technically true, why would I be better of using more of my cerebellum when I have my ass firmly planted on the couch.
What's the upshot of using more of my brainstem?
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>>720100929
how is red what we already have?
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>>720100407
Wrong
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>>720100929
>Spider-Man powers is what we already have
Nigga wut?
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>>720101000
and what do you see in s/fur threads?
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>>720101024
>>720101000
we had those all along, look at all those loli threads!
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>>720101068
Mods, ban this guy on account of his terrible jokes.
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>>720098314
>read minds
>read the mind of the dude with fortune telling
>read the mind of a person without fear to avoid fear
>read the mind of a person with the most intellect

just missing super powers, but spiderman is virtually useless in cities without skyscrapers.
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>Pick Green pill
>Go to a betting site
>Bet on all the correct results you've forseen
>Become billionaire in literally a week
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either green or black
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>>720100407
people ACTUALLY believe this?
wow I genuinely thought that shitty movie was meant to be a joke and that people were smarter than that.

man I REALLY overestimate humans... that's a damn shame.
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>>720101208
>get noticed by mafia/goverment
>be kidnapped
>be used as a time forseeing slave for the rest of your life
Never watched Next?
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>>720101350

But I would foresee that happen and just flee the scene.
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negar means immortality?
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>>720101185
>implying he only has "shooting webs" superpower
Nigga read Marvel facts about spider man and I'm 80% sure you'll choose the red pill.
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>>720101390
>be exactly 12 hours behind the authorities at all times

what a good life
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>>720101390
Good point

>>720101350
The only reason he got caught was because he could only see two minutes ahead. 12 hours is more than enough time to wriggle out of whatever mess they can put you in.
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>>720100834
That's a man's ass you know.
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Green doesn't make fucking sense, paradox
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>>720098582
This.
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>>720098775
I would love to jump off a building and get up and just walk away or maybe just get shot in the face by a tank round or better yet nuke myself, kek
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>>720099422
>Be me
>Get Spidey powers
>Use them constantly and visibly
>Get abducted and dissected by the fucking government for being a damned retard
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>>720101609
If it's the absolute future, then it's pointless to know it, because there's nothing you can do to change it.
But if it's a possible future, the only difference being that you didn't look at that future, then it's the easily the best power on the list.
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>>720101890
>Get abducted and dissected by the fucking government for being a damned retard

implying that i would not be getting abducted for having spidey powers but for being an idiot who uses them in public
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>>720098314
Black.
Buy darth vader outfit
Get on plane to Suli
Have locals point me in the direction of isis.
Literally slow walk through the desert like an unchained god killing everything under the sky.
Become famous from this
Do mtv shows in my retirement and pistol whip the bachelor.
OD in a closet in my 50s.
It was a good life
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>>720098387
because it's blue pill
80% is still too much for libtards
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>>720098484
Same answer
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I've always liked these "pick a pill or power" shit. Do these kinds of pics have a certain name?
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>>720101923
How would you be acting in any possible futures you would foresee? As if you didn't have the power? No, too silly; doesn't work
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>>720101327
And what the fuck are you? A martian?

Stop excluding yourself from your own race special snowflake.
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>>720098314
>pill
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>>720102377
It's still how you would normally act but only if you didn't have any knowledge of that specific event.
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>>720100834
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>>720100124
You'll end up coming across someone with the same idea who took the black pill and lose an endurance fight to them.
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>>720100124
You'd still get your ass worked and just lose to decision retard
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>>720102479
but the guy who took the black pill sounds boring as fuck, rather die interesting than live boring
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>>720098314
It's not a hard choice, really. 80% of brain power would be ultimately wasted in my use, and a year is not enough time to truly make anything out of said brain power.

Spider-Man powers would be cool, for a week. After that, it'd just get old, and real criminals have guns anyways.

Reading minds might be useful, but who really wants to look in the mirror all day long, with a commentary?

Not getting injured or feeling pain sounds ultimately rather boring and futile, and provides nothing of use past that one year.

Ability to look into the future seems to be the only one of these powers that'd allow you to gain some benefit past the one year. As mentioned multiple times in the thread, you could easily become very rich via lottery and gambling winnings.

I'd personally go with the green pill. Simply no contest with it. Only one that'd come close would be reading minds, but I've lived long enough to know better.
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>unironically believing humans use 10% if their brain
wat
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>>720098314
Green or Purple I think.

They both have good moneymaking possibilities, green being better at this.

Purple would give interesting "social engineering" possibilities, and access to information you would not normally get. This could also translate into getting pussy if you need that. There's also some downsides to getting "unlimited" unfiltered information from other people that could get your feelings hurt.

Green could also protect you from harm, by helping to avoid things that could get you in some kind of trouble or hurt.

So I think green would be most beneficial right now for the moneymaking + protective qualities..
If I wanted to control other people and get money, I'd get the purple one.
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>>720102605
It's all about how you use it.

You can't get injured and you won't feel pain. It doesn't take much of an imagination to put that to good use. Attach some weights to yourself and walk on the bottom of the ocean, jump out of a plane without a parachute.

Attach bombs to yourself and walk into a mosque, show those guys how to do it properly.
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>>720102863
ever seen hancock?
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>>720102863
>get put in jail and not be able to do a shit about it
>not be able to kill yourself
Well, that's a shitty fate tho
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The 12 hour pill. I would save so many lives. The timeline wpuld be totally fucked and i might go insane but it would be worth it. Except for the fact that my power would be coveted and people would want to weaponize it. But seriously, being able to predict every disaster, every crime (that is reported), and the winning lottery numbers for a year would probably outweigh any of the benefits of the others.
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>>720101609
Using green for gambling, as long as you don't interact with the game/thing you are gambling with, would be paradox free. Like blackjack, sports betting, that kinda stuff.
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>>720098484
>Wow Anon has just won his 73rd consecutive Powerball. How does it feel from living in your moms basement to owning 29 mansions across the world?
>feelsgoodman
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>>720098529
Ignorance is bliss I choose blue twice
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>>720103129
>feelsjustaslonelyman
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>>720102955
The only way to take advantage of the green pill would be to win big once, and not act on the future information beyond that. If you start winning frequently, you'd start putting up flags and risk yourself.

I'd simply take my win, and not act on the information available beyond that. Investing wisely is always an option, but beyond that, one should avoid using the gift too much.
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>>720098314
Red if it includes Peters intellect
Otherwise green
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>>720102144
Kek
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>>720098314
when is that myth that we only use 10 percent of our brain going to fucking die already.
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>>720098314
Blue pill.
I'm already a retard.
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>>720103295
Yep, one big win.. and then do mostly good investments with the money.. and a few bad ones too, just to avoid suspicion.

It would also be a big benefit to know if you are about to hit by a car, or if someone plans on robbing you because you are rich.
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>>720098314
green pill.
win the national lottery twice a week for a whole year...
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w green pill how would you see into the future? Watch it real time like a movie or time stands still?
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>>720098314
1. 80% of your brainpower. Big risk of going insane, no thank you.
2. Spiderman powers, useless. Governments would do endless experiments on you.
3. I get the idea of reading minds, but that's useless. Controlling minds would be a winner.
4. Unless you get hurt every single day or are in great pain this is dumb.

5. The only true winner. You could literally turn yourself into a billionaire the first day. This for a year, you would be the absolute richest man alive. I'm talking lotteries, casinos, stock and currency trading. Just by trading currency you could be an instant millionaire starting with $100 during a few hours.
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>Be me
>choose purple pill
>Play poker
>Try to read oppenents minds
>Squinting my eyes to enhance power
>Everyone looking at me in confusion
>Win while squinting my eyes the whole game
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>>720103706
Idk, 1 of them
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>>720103733
how can you go insane by being retarded?
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>>720103706
Neither, you'd know instantly, like a memory of something.
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>>720104040
First of all, there is no real evidence of humans using just 10% (or similar numbers) of the brain.

But let's just assume that humans are only capable of accessing/using 10-20%. That sudden increase will ultimately be too much for your mental state to handle. You are going to go full autism.
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>>720102950
after year 200 they would probably be re-writing life sentences. Being that out of the ordinary and in jail for the actually duration of two lives would start to beg the question of if they are rehabilitating or even trying to.
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>>720098314
Spider Man Powers because I am the spiderman of 4chan
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>>720099422
Cuck spotted
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>>720098314
12 hours into the future
Easily win the lottery
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Lavender pill then c if my crush likes me
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>>720102397
Are you agreeing with the myth that people only use 10% not sure if misunderstanding or just shit troll
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>>720098314
Green would be interesting, you could see how things work out and change them to your advantage. Otherwise purple.
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>>720104298
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>>720104298
Is you retarded?
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>>720098314
Why the fuck would you want to use less of your brain?
Do you want to turn you into an actual retard?
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>>720104576
>>720098484
Green fags don't think it through.
What do if see your own death? Why would you want to know? What if it was fucked rested style too?
>mfw
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>>720098314
>take them all at once
>OD on superpowers
>wake up as Jesus 3 days later
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>>720104766
Assuming the future is changeable
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>>720103129
kek
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>>720098314
purple or black
I'm not picky.

>>720098387
>>720100415
>>720104298
>>720098582
The issue here is a misconstruction of the concept from source to source. Human cognitive function is rather spread out, different sections of the brain are used for various tasks.

This must be that way in humans for a variety of reasons. One benefit is that you do not suffer severe mental strain.

The reason for the low numbers is that your brain is not like a processor for a computer, its sections are rather specialized and suited to different tasks. Wasting use of unnecessary sections at any given time would not improve mental "processing power" towards an alloted task, it would merely be wasted use of the brains facilities. For this reason the numbers come out, revised from time to time the numbers change but the method of function stays the same.

Parts of the whole function synergistically completing their own individual tasks for the benefit of the collective whole.

We may use all of our brain, just never at once.
Let's not tack on numbers that will change every 5 years, lets just get the simple truth out of the way first.


>>720100268
yes.

>>720100407
No.
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>>720098314
>black pill
>can't feel pain
>can't feel my gf biting my neck
Why the fuck would I change that?
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>>720098314
Obviously green because lotto numbers .. over a year would almost guarantee me having close to a billion for the rest of my life ... Ah, to never have to wageslave again
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>>720105421
It's late to throw this in but for fucks sake it needs to be said, if there was a little clarification of the reasons behind the statements there would be no need to fucking squabble like children.

I expect you anons to find information regarding it yourselves so you can have a proper debate in the future. Rather than letting it come down to the petty "fuck you"s that these things usually become.


I'm out, this thread is shit.
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>>720105042
>assuming the future can't be changed
Although there are set things that can't change like OP sucking nigger cock tonight.
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>>720105569
>being triggered this hard
Rage quit life.
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>>720098314
>pick 80% of brain power
>use brain power to engineer similar/ stronger pill
>sell as drugs in slums
>nigger renaissance
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>>720098387
Because you can only use 10-20% of your brain.
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Green pill

Watch my actions for the next few minutes
Change them
Watch the paradox unfold
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Red so i can tear girls clothes off without they notice its me
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>>720098314
Why would choose anything other than red?
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>>720105982
Thats a fucking myth holy shit you people are retarded.
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>>720104648
Finally someone uses real pill color
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>>720106085
>coming to /b/ and expecting anons to not be retarded
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Black so i can beat chos highscore
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>>720106085
Get out you triggered cunt
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>>720098484
This
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>>720100407
No, you only use 10% of your brain apparently.
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>>720098314
Only best ones here are red and purple, everything else is retarded.
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>>720098484
Wait, are you able to buy powerball tickets 12 hours before the draw?
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>>720100625

that is fucking irrelevant when you can read minds
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You retards were supposed to post more of these
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>>720107173
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>>720104682
Oh no, that guy is fucking retarted. I'm pissed about you calling ''humans'' retarted while you, yourself is a human.

What the fuck do you think you are?
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>>720107201
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>>720107236
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Go back to day 1 as to not deal with any of this bullshit

Spiderman powers have yet to work on my prostate
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>>720107348
ro//
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>>720107205
>Implying the myth is from "Lucy" man that guys stupid i totally agree with you. The movie is based off the myth not the other way around lul
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>>720107201
>>720107173
>>720107236
>>720107348
just stop, these are all retarded and OP as fuck
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>>720108104
Why the fuck did i greentext that?
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>>720100407
>>720106426

It's a common myth that we only use "10% of our brains". That's just retarded.
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>>720100407
Wrong
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>>720098314
Green, and then i only take enough to get rich. The rest i store for a rainy day.
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>>720098314
black pill
>walk into bank with hand grenades
>ask for money
>they refuse
>pull the pin
>hold the grenade
>BooM!
>everyone dead
>collect money
>walk out
>cops
>they shoot and shoot
>you just walk away into the sunset laughing
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>>720108482
>Payday2 with hax
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>>720098314
why would anyone want the blue pill? it just makes you 20% dumber!
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>>720098314
>OP is clearly an idiot
>we always use our entire brain
pink pill
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Spider-man powers.

You can easily dominate NBA/MLB/MMA etc and be a millionaire just like greenpill fags winning the lottery but you also get superpowers.

Retards.
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>>720108861
Clearly wrong choice
>read minds
>play pro tour poker
>make infinite money with basically no effort
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>>720098314
Red
>able to pick up a ton of weight
>run 10 times faster
>climb walls
>absolute awareness of your surroundings
>regeneration
>better endurance
It seems like multiple pills in one tbh.

Blue doesn't make sense, we use 100% brain power, why would you make yourself retarded?

Green is also very good.
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>>720098314
be able to see into future, fucking go down to the racetrack and bet big then the next day down to the casino for some roulette, retired a fucking billionaire.
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Green pill for sure. But I'd become addicted to watching the future and spend the whole year staring at the wall like a drooling retard.
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>>720098314
Green is kind of a vague choice. Are you able to act on the future? And if so won't you still not be able to see the outcome of your actions until you commit them? Wouldn't observing the outcome lock it into place. The true future would be 12 hours, considering your actions in attempts to affect the future. I feel like you would just be living 12 hours ahead of everyone else. See: 'That's So Raven' for more details.

Blue is just retarded and misinformed. Though it's pretty neat if it does enable any Sherlock-teir memory/deduction.

Purple, Red, and Black are all valid.

Using Purple, depending on limiting factors, would potentially be more powerful than green. You could collect the secrets of the most influential people around you. Information that you could hold onto for a lifetime.
>Go to Clinton speech, wait for emails to come up
>Learn truth
>create deadman's leak system
>become political fixer by blackmailing everyone in DC for the highest bidder
This is the first thing that came to mind, but there are many other ways to use this. Either way, knowing the future is temporary, it will always come and pass. Someone's past lies with them (and now you) forever.

Black: No real use if you don't plan on endangering yourself.

Red: We all want to fly around the NYC skyline. Also, imagine the $ as a street performer. You could probably get a real job from Disney.
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>>720109252
I choose Purple by the way
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>>720103129
actually kekd
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>>720098314
>not wanting to become a Spider-Man

kys all of you
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>>720109252
I was thinking green til I read that. Does seem vague.
Black would be a life saver right now.
But I think purple would be long term. Become professional poker player or some shit like that.

I gonna go with black tho.
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>>720106994
Up to one hour before the draw yeah.
Source: im a retard that play powerball each week.

Id totes take the future vision, tho. Regardless of detriment.
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Never get injured or feel pain.

I'd mask myself up and rob every major bank I like.

Bullets don't effect invincible diamond man
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Black pill.

Never getting injured or feeling pain means I can do all sorts of crazy fun shit.
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>>720098314
>brain
Would only increase my depression
>spider-man
I am fat
>Read minds
I can hear what people really think of me ... great
>Pain
If psychological pain is included, I would take this
>future
If psychological pain isn't included in pain pill, I would take this pill and win the next Jackpot to buy drugs
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>>720107201
Time manipulation
shits OP as f
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>>720098314
red or black whichever one would let me live longer
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>>720101185
>spiderman can cling to most surfaces, has superhuman strength (able to lift 10 tons optimally) and is roughly 15 times more agile than a regular human. The combination of his acrobatic leaps and web-slinging enables him to travel rapidly from place to place. His spider-sense provides an early warning detection system linked with his superhuman kinesthetics, enabling him the ability to evade most any injury, provided he doesn't cognitively override the autonomic reflexes.
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>>720098314
Green, I could make the WWIII actually happen
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>>720099981
If you see the future and actually prevent it, you didn't see the future.
Also if you see the future, try to prevent it leading you to point where you saw the future.
Green pill is a paradox pill if you try to act on what you've seen

Idiots pick paradox pill over purple.
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>>720111244
idiots pick purple pill over green pill.
all you'd here with the purple pill is "Ew, get away from me you fat fuck" and "that fat cunt smells like shit" and "OMG he's fucking disgusting"

green pill will be like "oh, horse number 5 came first, horse number 3 came second, horse number 15 came third and horse number 11 came fourth, i should place a hundred dollar bet on that quinella and win multiple millions of dollars"
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>>720100407
>You only use 10%
Only you use 10%*
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No bagel pill?


K
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>>720098314
Obviously green pill. Use it to be on sport and you'd have access to unlimited money.
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>>720104970
how likely is it though? Besides it depends on your definition of 'future'. Either future is fixed in which case the power is a shite power because all it does it take away the suspense of it all; or the future is malleable (which it is), in which case the powers capabilities are incredible
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>>720098314
Why would you want to lose 20% of your brain power?
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>>720102863
pretty sure drowning is not an injury
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>>720112128
of course it is you fucking pleb
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Has anyone considered that the rest of the population would stop playing the lottery if the same fuckwit won for 6 months straight?
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>>720112239
youd just have to play it smart and only win once. Focus on betting on sporting events for access to smaller, but no less assured, funds.
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>>720112392
Fair point
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>>720112584
too fucking right bitch. Who's your Daddy?
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>>720098314
>some retard that chooses blue
>KEK
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>>720111954
future would be fixed or the amount of paradoxes are too damn high
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>>720098314
green cuz ez money
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>>720113053
I don't agree with your reasoning but if I allowed for that to be the stipulation then the power is absolutely shite then
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Green, win the lottery and any bets any time.
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>>720098314
If you used the blue one you would basically just have a seizure.
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>>720098314

Did no one in this thread read the "pills last for 1 year" part?

Who the fuck would want to be spider-man for a year over all the other shit.

Btw, Darth Vader vs ISIS is the best answer here.
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>>720107348

Roly poly
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>>720112605
Y-y-you are
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>>720107348
>>720114483

That's kinda rubbish. How am I gonna get away with killing so many things.
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>>720098484
>lotto
>not roulette
kys
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>>720098314
Black pill
See 12 hour from now lotto numbers
Pick them
Get cash
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>>720114754
Green*
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>>720107348
Rollio
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>>720114754
/blacked
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>tfw they'd all lead you to fuck up your life
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The blue one literally would make you 20% brain dead
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>>720117522
nah we all use 10% of our brain
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>>720100415
You're a fucking moron, I wont bother explaining it all but if you seriously think I can cut out 90% of your brain and you'd function fine, you're beyond stupid.
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>>720103679
this
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>>720117756
No, mate. We only use 10-15% simultaneously, but we use all of our brain all day, depending on whats going on.
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Green ovilously

Start professional DayTrading.
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>>720098649
We would see that cuming 12 hours away>>720098649
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>>720103679
I dont think 12 hrs is far enough ahead for that
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>>720109252
>Also, imagine the $ as a street performer. You could probably get a real job from Disney
are you retarded? firstly, the pill only lasts a year. secondly, you could make 10x more money in a single day with the green pill by betting on horse races and shit.
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>>720101737
Yeah, jumping off buildings must be awesome.

On a second thought, you'd risk killing others that way, and you'll probably burn out your adrino-glands or something.
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Black pill ez
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>>720099422
>Regular person living regular life
>Picking up power useful mostly for combat
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>>720105979
why would you want a nigger renaissance?
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>>720098314
Purple would make most people kill themselves. So I guess green.
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>>720108482
They still can overpower you and lock you away. You don't have supreme strength.
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>>720118282
>12 hours isnt enough for that.

Drawing is at 10pm
Ticket sales are cut off at 9pm

What to do with the other 11 hours,
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1 year duration:
brain boost=> in a year it is hard to achieve something really big with 'honest work'
spider => what will you do a year?
read minds => this power is shit, being limited to a year could be good, reducing chances of suicide
never get injured => a year only? fuck it
see 12 h into future => ONS in easy mode, infinite cash with a few lucky lottery wins in several countries, turn yourself into the best security/intelligence consultant in the world predicting terror attacks, switch to politics...

any1 choosing anything but seeing into the future is a retard or an delusional manchild
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>>720104970
you can change it nigga.
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Blue pill doesn't work.
Red&Black pills don't stop the government from locking you up and studying you, or you don't make use of the pill and thus they won't notice you...making the pill a weak choice.
Green pill is a fucking monkey's paw. Assuming the future is controllable with this power, you still deal with the limited span of 12 hours. The only practical applications is to avoid danger(Black Pill superior) or to achieve small bets (horse races/casinos/etc).

By process of elimination only the Pink pill is a viable choice logically.
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Green is obviously the best choice, you could make a cult and basically become the most powerful man on earth, literally world peace
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>>720098314
Spider-Man powers...But do I have to keep taking the pill?
What happens if I forget to take it and I'm swinging around one day and suddenly plummet to the ground
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>>720120067
>small bets
Nigga you can turn 100 dollars into millions in 12 hours.

Pink will make you want to kill yourself. Maybe this is something you're subconsiously already interested in?
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>>720120114
>claim to be the second coming
>get billions of followers
>tell them you voted for Trump and you think he is your dad
>mfw made Trump into an actual god emperor
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>>720098484
Green, win lotto, buy other pills.
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>>720104648
>c if my crush likes me
wasted because the answer is
>no
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>>720104987
hail jeebuz
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Green become rich higher anons that took other pills. Also buy a shit ton of heroin.
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Being able to see future.
I can then predict lottery extractions, and the benefits of being rich will last for my whole life
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>>720100499
He's right though, it DOES prove that you're a dumbass. It is going on the myth that you only use 10% of your brain, not the full 100.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ten_percent_of_the_brain_myth
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>>720098314
i will take black pill and make the greatest gore vids ever.
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Green motherfucker.
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