Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>720084859
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Claim :o
gay
>>720097747
..Maybe
Shielder claim
still here
and
>>720097879
well at least be up front with me
>>720097885
hello again
so what would you guys rate yourself on a scale from 1-10?
4
Every day is exactly the same
There is no love here and there is no pain
>>720097914
Yellow~
>>720097930
8 1/2
>>720098036
I'd like to see that :o
Bunhead is claimed
>>720097930
1-10 depending on how you mean it :o
>>720098036
yellow?
>>720098063
>
>>720098097
hiiiiiiii
>>720097930
Solid 7 here. High maintenance though.
>>720098009
You're not looking in the right places then.
>You bring me closer to God
>>720098093
attractiveness ya dingus -_-
>>720098105
:o
>>720098161
i don't know then -_-
>>720097930
6, could probably push it up to a 7 if I bulked up and stopped looking like Christian Bale from The Machinist.
>>720097914
Being up front goes against my life philosophy.
>>720097930
Depends who's looking.
My ex (who i won't claim was the most mentally stable person) thought i was a 10. Realistically, probably closer to a 7 or so. Higher if you like tall or thin guys.
>>720097930
Like a solid 7.5
>>720098138
what do you mean by yellow
>>720098196
oh well then im bad at reading things
>>720097930
A gay dude told me I was a 6/10, but I personally think I'm a 7
>>720098195
skub-loving POS
>>720098146
Will you bite the hand that feeds?
>>720098207
you're a 0 if you don't have blonde hair :o
>>720098287
gays usually have good taste :o
>>720098207
I like feminine boys, though tall and skinny is pretty good, unless you're 6'5 and 100 pounds like an old band friend of mine
>>720098299
I try to kill it all away
>>720098312
I did when i was a kid. Bright fuckin white almost. I imagine it would lighten back up if i went in the sun a lot, but as it is, it's brown.
>>720098429
Closer to 6'2 145ish.
>>720098461
Don't fret precious I'm here,
>>720098480
you get a 0 from me -_-
>>720098429
>tfw my ex gfs dad told me I look like a girl
>>720098161
~
>>720098255
its like saying "hello" but in an immature way :p
>>720098557
oh well ok then ill try to remember that
>>720098543
Bummer. That's ok though, i wasn't look for the hitler mark of approval.
>he married a brunet, so i'm not out yet.
>>720098552
Cute.
Boys that look like girls are actually the best kind of boys.
No homo
>>720098557
you're too adorable ;-;
>>720098255
You lost me
>>720098552
hot :o
>>720098690
sorry i meant as in i wont understand too well unless its up front
>>720098511
And a word to the wise, when the fire dies, you think its over but its just begun
>>720098812
Disconnect and self destruct one Bullet at a time
>>720098666
>>720098705
some days I consider learning how to do makeup and dressing up like a girl so I can livestream myself playing Overwatch while pretending to be a girl and live off donations from lonely fags on the internet. It's not that I'm gay, I just like money.
All other waifus are trash. Get wrekt, sink weeblords.
>>720098864
Do I care if you hate me, do you wanna know the truth? C'est la vie, adios, good riddance, fuck you!
>how edgy we going
>>720098895
I don't see why you wouldn't at that point.
Also you might be gay, but who am I to judge.
>>720098974
Where's her penis?
Good morning everyone
>>720098974
Such a seasonal boat
>>720098974
2014 called, they want their speedslut back.
>>720099116
A sesonal boat would be saratoga
>>720099116
hi chara
>>720098611
ahh why is her face all red? it's cute
>>720098687
no u~
>>720099257
Wheres Sabertoga Tohsaka?
>>720099257
>>720099116
Arguably Shimakaze is the least seasonal boat, since she has basically been the mascot since launch.
Now entry level, that she is.
>>720099069
there is nothing gay about money my man
>>720099116
Heya, how are you?
>>720099374
There's nothing gay about fucking a cute boy wearing girls clothes either. Or so I've been told.
>>720098974
Your waifu couldn't possible get worse unless it were Trash-chan herself.
>>720099066
>can never be too edgy
Hey God! Don’t you worry about me
I’m doing fine without your generosity
>>720099257
I can't think of a more slutty and seasonal boat than Shimakaze really or well, like >>720099367 said
Entry level trash
>>720098895
To be fair... that is probably a market no one explored yet...
>>720099450
Morning, I'm pretty well, thanks for asking.
What about you?
>>720099319
hey there tomoko!
>>720099321
in that scene i dont remember but she is always cute
>>720099507
sleep well?
>>720099507
Good to hear! I'm doing alright! Tired though, should sleep soon...
>>720099456
>oh
Its just one of those days, where you dont wanna wake up
>>720099367
arguably she is seasonal since she is the most sexualised boat, at least from all the boats i have saw
>>720099691
Alright, that's too far.
We don't want cancer, get your fucking limp Bizkit out of here.
>>720099586
Yeah and I didn't completely oversleep like yesterday
I should change my alarm from waking up at 7am to 9am.
Can't get up at 7...
>>720099682
Well then, going to bed seems like a good plan
>>720099744
But muh edge...
>>720099586
was it love at first sight?
>>720099838
There's a difference between edge and faggotry.
>>720099724
You havent seen Kashima or Hamakaze
>>720099866
or Atago.
>>720099788
why do you need up at 7?
>>720099850
It was more like who is this and then I looked into it. first pic I saw >
>>720099724
I really fail to see the connection between being sexualised and being seasonal, seasonal is basically another word for flavor of the month (in this case anime season), girls like Rem, Megumin etc.
For Shimakaze that time has been long gone, the same way I have to stop myself from calling Ryuko or the other Kill la kill girls seasonal trash.
>>720099861
Alright, fine...
I tried to kill the pain, but only brought more
>Kill me
>>720099930
it's like she's in prison calling for you
>>720099930
I needed to get up and go to therapy which started at 11am. So I had to get up at 7 am, get ready, leave at 9am and be there at 11am.
>>720100059
Why though
>>720100059
Why would anyone ever do that?
>>720099788
Maybe next year.
>>720100105
I'm going to pull out your spinal cord and strangle you with it...
Waifu status: claimed
>>720100217
Yay, another Rwbyfag.
>>720100029
Way too far.
>>720100127
>>720100173
It's awful, isn't it?
>>720100081
Yeah i think those screen pics are adorable
>>720100105
well it sounds like you can get up at 8
>>720100254
Thanks fellow RWBYfag
>>720100279
I don't think you're that bad...
>>720100211
Morning Angelica
Sounds like a real pain for the back though
>>720100173
That's a long way to go without sleep, you sure you can pull through that?
>>720100217
>hand still here
This is not the most current pic of your waifu
>>720100307
Yeah, I just highly dislike, getting up and ready and leaving asap.
I want one hour or so just for sitting there and staring in the air
>>720100393
Your pain will end the moment you stop breathing.
>>720100393
Still waiting for volume 4 drawings master
>>720100393
yeah same i like to just lay about a bit before getting up as well
>>720100254
I even tried to tone it back... you just arent even edgy, are you?
>>720100279
Horrible. Awful. Semi seasonal.
>>720100393
Im able to wake up at 6:50 and be out the door heading to work at 7 am.
>>720100307
hehe so what's up for you? why are up so early?
>>720100500
I can't walk the Razors edge anymore.
Here's a cute pic of my waifu.
>>720100556
uh nothing just posting. I havent gone to sleep yet
>>720100341
Oh. I'm not suicidal. I'm just poking fun at Megumin because seasonal waifus came up, and someone did a mix between my waifu and Megumin.
>It's bad
>>720100500
It really is. Was funnier to post back when there were actually megu posters around though.
>>720100477
I think it will even end when you pull the spinal cord out. I mean, you're effectively paralyzing me. Maybe I'll even die from the shock
>>720100492
fair enough
>>720100500
You monster
>>720100493
the cold temperatures and my cats lying on me, warming me up aren't making it easier for me to stand up though
>>720100393
Do you doubt me, a random poster of waifu on the internet?
>>720100743
I was just joking as if you said "It's awful" as in you're awful. Good that you're not suicidal though!
>>720100764
Thank you
>>720100557
Tch.
>>720100743
Yeah. Wasted opportunity.
>>720100764
I head out the door
Without a coffee.
>>720099954
Isn't Megumin from 2 seasons ago?
I consider Shimakaze seasonal because all she is is a sexualised boat that has 0 personality which people will care for for a total of 1 second before moving on
actually nevermind that is all every single boat is and I want to kill myself now
>>720100764
pet them a little and get up in about 2 minutes or so
>>720100938
I will get Edgy as fuck if you want me to.
Like, really fucking edgy.
>>720100961
Botes are for heresy. And Konosuba is in its 2nd season and is current. Technically Megumin is seasonal.
>>720100989
I know you can my dude. For your sake, vent it hard.
>>720100833
Me? I doubt very few people
Anons from the internet are the most sincere ones I know!
I would never doubt your ability to stay up one year straight
>>720100903
you're welcome
>>720100938
You crazy monster
>>720100980
Those bastards just keep on sleeping on me, not even caring. They even argue with me when I stand up. Meowing at me, looking like I just woke them up, then go up to me, step on my chest just to get me down again
>>720101074
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>>720100740
have you slept at all today? and where is your gf?
>>720101140
CAN'T WAKE UP
Claim your waifu in my poll.
http://www.strawpoll.me/12185246/
>>720101140
well you have to go and they need to accept that no matter how cute they are
>>720101171
no its only 1am almost 2. gf?
>>720101234
WAKE ME UP INSIDE!
>>720101293
It's really hard though... really hard...
Anon means Hanako
>>720101273
>This fucking poll
>more than half choose the wedding night with a trap
The waifu claiming War... Has ended?
>>720101140
I once woke up, put my workclothes in a bag, and headed to work still wearing pyjamas. Instead of cooks pants.
>they were the same pattern
>I cooked in pyjamas
>>720101140
Thank you for believing in me. You're like the best friend I never had.
>>720101273
Well of course the fucking wedding night with a trap is the least horrible way to lose your virginity. There wasn't much of an actual choice there.
>>720101293
when do you usually sleep, if you don't mind me asking
and that girl with the burnt face~
>>720101523
SAVE MEEEEE
I was one of the 50% BTW
>>720101523
yeah but you have to do it. Oh I dont know. Hanako wasnt here yesterday.
>>720101675
I dont really have a set time its just whenever i want really but I prefer to stay up through the night when its quiet. Oh Hanako I dont know the werent here last night and its getting late for them
>>720101273
>No option for waifu time
What kind of shitty poll is this?
>>720101628
I am deeply concerned about you now
>>720101633
>
I'm everyones friend here
... almost everyones friend
>wedding night with the trap is the least horrible way to lose your virginity
What about the 10/10 girl?
>>720101685
*coughs* me too
>>720101815
I know... I usually just sit up after a while and they meow and me and lie down on the cat scratch tree
>>720101876
Hey. I bet you always wished you could work in your pyjamas.
>>720101876
you could move them yourself. I do that with my dog when i get up
>>720101876
You seem nice enough.
And that would be an option if you weren't locked in chastity forever after one night. That's just not worth it. Cute is justice, in the end.
>>720101111
Nice quads.
>>720101675
>Burnt face
Show Bacon some respect.
>>720102013
well... fair enough but that would be because I'd work from home
>>720102031
Gee Willy, two pussies?!
They're a bit hard to move when they don't even want to get moved
>>720102053
Many people told me and still shit happens.
Fair enough, Chastity just isn't worth it. Passable traps are nice enough for me too
>>720102484
uh no they are cats. well just stand up they cant stop you
>>720101815
i wish i could sleep whenever i want...
did hanako tell you she was going to be away?
>>720102133
i'm bad with names!
>>720102484
What do you mean by still shit happens?
Yeah, I'd easily choose a passable trap over chastity. Long as they're cute.
>>720102133
Thanks.
>>720102484
It was a good feeling though.
>>720102582
I feel bad when I just stand up. They aren't moving... the just topple down from me
>>720102658
Well, I mean you can't befriend everyone
I'd love to be a passable trap, but that still needs work
>>720102735
Rory exhibitionist confirmed
>>720102596
its no big deal. No but I imagine they are just tired from work which is fine
>>720102796
well you got to go and they will be fine
>>720102596
Her name is Bacon.
>>720102735
Ye.
-sits on the counter top peering at the cookie jar. Takes a look around to make sure no one was watching before sliding closer to it.-
>>720102920
eat one or two. youre fine
>>720102796
I suppose that's true.
Best of luck to you, I hear it's a rough road to take. I'll stick to being a manly baby man.
>>720102852
Well... true
>>720102920
Oh hey Sonata
-looks up at you, stopping half way into shoving the entire canister in his backpack-
O.O
>>720103015
-waves!-
>>720102920
GET THE FUCK DOWN
>>720103005
Thanks, that will need some time and even more therapy
Didn't see you too much and much less talked to you.
Are you new to the threads?
>>720103070
-waves back- Don't take the whole canister.
>>720103015
besides they will always like you because you feed them right
>>720103073
-Terrified by the yelling, Sonata drops the cookie canister and pack, cookies going all over the floor in his frightened dash to escape.-
>>720103172
-looks out of his hiding spot with a guilty expression- ._.
>>720102796
Oh baby. You got it.
>>720102893
S'good.
>>720103172
Well I'm sure you've got plenty of time!
Yeah, I only started coming like 2 weeks or so ago. A friend referred me to the weeb life.
Would my waifu accept me even though I'm circumcised?
>>720103265
GET THE FUCK BACK HERE AND CLEAN IT UP YOU JEW
>>720103242
True enough. I like my babies and feed them. They will probably never hate me... they are even so cute to not bite me with any force
>>720103265
Just... take some cookies, but not all...
-sighs and picks up the cookies on the floor-
>>720103290
So what other exhibitionist behaviours do you have?
>>720103335
Time is relative, feels more like I'm running out of time though
Oh? Someone referred it to you? Who might that be?
It's going to be fucking gross out today
>>720103449
-creeps back out and sheepishly helps you clean up the mess he made-
>>720103449
None that I know of.
>>720103360
I'd hope so. That's what waifus are for.
>>720103449
Why does it feel like that? I can't imagine you're very old.
Hmm. I dunno if they'd want that told? Though it's probably obvious if you pay attention to who I talk to later.
>>720103505
Konbonwa! Why's that? Rainy or hot?
>>720103615
I've pellets right now and heavy rain later
>>720103360
awe i want to get my dog now but she is sleeping so ill leave her be
>>720103516
Thanks for helping. You're a good boy
>>720103612
that's what all exhibitionist say
>>720103615
It just feels like I waited too long to act and now it's beyond my grasp
hmm oh! Anya! She did mention she brought some more people
>>720103615
I want her to comfort me and tell me that I'm fine just the way I am!
>>720103852
^_^ <3
>>720103689
Ah rip. Just don't go outside. Staying inside under the blanket is better anyway...
>>720103852
Don't let that stop you! Ahhh, yes. She indeed did! She's also the reason I have this waifu.
>>720103887
Why would you want that? I'd prefer a waifu that encouraged me to become better than what I am.
>>720104037
Nono, just on the subject of circumcision. Of course I want to improve.
>>720103852
Is it? And you know this how?
>>720103972
Any plans for today?
>>720104037
I try not to let it get in my way.
Oh? How come you have this waifu then?
>>720104139
R-reasons!
>>720104037
Alas,I am bound by the bus to get home. Which sadly involves a large amount of walking and being outside
>>720104306
-is feeding kitties, cleaning up snew, taking a nap, working on things, visiting brother and making hotdogs- :3
>>720104080
In my experience, most girls (or boy) don't care if you're circumcised or not. If that makes you feel any better.
>>720104306
Good to hear, stay strong.
Well more like Anya is the one who originally showed me her, and I fell in love with the little bunhead quickly.
>>720104364
Rip. Stay safe, do not melt.
>>720104306
C'mon, you can tell me. Im a friend~