Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
well at least be up front with me
so what would you guys rate yourself on a scale from 1-10?
Every day is exactly the same
There is no love here and there is no pain
Solid 7 here. High maintenance though.
You're not looking in the right places then.
>You bring me closer to God
6, could probably push it up to a 7 if I bulked up and stopped looking like Christian Bale from The Machinist.
Being up front goes against my life philosophy.
Depends who's looking.
My ex (who i won't claim was the most mentally stable person) thought i was a 10. Realistically, probably closer to a 7 or so. Higher if you like tall or thin guys.
what do you mean by yellow
oh well then im bad at reading things
A gay dude told me I was a 6/10, but I personally think I'm a 7
I try to kill it all away
I did when i was a kid. Bright fuckin white almost. I imagine it would lighten back up if i went in the sun a lot, but as it is, it's brown.
Closer to 6'2 145ish.
Don't fret precious I'm here,
>tfw my ex gfs dad told me I look like a girl
its like saying "hello" but in an immature way :p
oh well ok then ill try to remember that
Boys that look like girls are actually the best kind of boys.
sorry i meant as in i wont understand too well unless its up front
And a word to the wise, when the fire dies, you think its over but its just begun
Disconnect and self destruct one Bullet at a time
some days I consider learning how to do makeup and dressing up like a girl so I can livestream myself playing Overwatch while pretending to be a girl and live off donations from lonely fags on the internet. It's not that I'm gay, I just like money.
All other waifus are trash. Get wrekt, sink weeblords.
Do I care if you hate me, do you wanna know the truth? C'est la vie, adios, good riddance, fuck you!
>how edgy we going
I don't see why you wouldn't at that point.
Also you might be gay, but who am I to judge.
Where's her penis?
Good morning everyone
Such a seasonal boat
2014 called, they want their speedslut back.
ahh why is her face all red? it's cute
Arguably Shimakaze is the least seasonal boat, since she has basically been the mascot since launch.
Now entry level, that she is.
there is nothing gay about money my man
Heya, how are you?
There's nothing gay about fucking a cute boy wearing girls clothes either. Or so I've been told.
Your waifu couldn't possible get worse unless it were Trash-chan herself.
>can never be too edgy
Hey God! Don’t you worry about me
I’m doing fine without your generosity
I can't think of a more slutty and seasonal boat than Shimakaze really or well, like >>720099367 said
Entry level trash
To be fair... that is probably a market no one explored yet...
Morning, I'm pretty well, thanks for asking.
What about you?
hey there tomoko!
in that scene i dont remember but she is always cute
Good to hear! I'm doing alright! Tired though, should sleep soon...
Its just one of those days, where you dont wanna wake up
Alright, that's too far.
We don't want cancer, get your fucking limp Bizkit out of here.
Yeah and I didn't completely oversleep like yesterday
I should change my alarm from waking up at 7am to 9am.
Can't get up at 7...
Well then, going to bed seems like a good plan
was it love at first sight?
There's a difference between edge and faggotry.
why do you need up at 7?
It was more like who is this and then I looked into it. first pic I saw >
I really fail to see the connection between being sexualised and being seasonal, seasonal is basically another word for flavor of the month (in this case anime season), girls like Rem, Megumin etc.
For Shimakaze that time has been long gone, the same way I have to stop myself from calling Ryuko or the other Kill la kill girls seasonal trash.
I tried to kill the pain, but only brought more
it's like she's in prison calling for you
I needed to get up and go to therapy which started at 11am. So I had to get up at 7 am, get ready, leave at 9am and be there at 11am.
Why would anyone ever do that?
Maybe next year.
Yay, another Rwbyfag.
Way too far.
Yeah i think those screen pics are adorable
well it sounds like you can get up at 8
I don't think you're that bad...
Sounds like a real pain for the back though
That's a long way to go without sleep, you sure you can pull through that?
>hand still here
This is not the most current pic of your waifu
Yeah, I just highly dislike, getting up and ready and leaving asap.
I want one hour or so just for sitting there and staring in the air
yeah same i like to just lay about a bit before getting up as well
I even tried to tone it back... you just arent even edgy, are you?
Horrible. Awful. Semi seasonal.
Im able to wake up at 6:50 and be out the door heading to work at 7 am.
hehe so what's up for you? why are up so early?
I can't walk the Razors edge anymore.
uh nothing just posting. I havent gone to sleep yet
Oh. I'm not suicidal. I'm just poking fun at Megumin because seasonal waifus came up, and someone did a mix between my waifu and Megumin.
It really is. Was funnier to post back when there were actually megu posters around though.
I think it will even end when you pull the spinal cord out. I mean, you're effectively paralyzing me. Maybe I'll even die from the shock
the cold temperatures and my cats lying on me, warming me up aren't making it easier for me to stand up though
Do you doubt me, a random poster of waifu on the internet?
I was just joking as if you said "It's awful" as in you're awful. Good that you're not suicidal though!
Yeah. Wasted opportunity.
I head out the door
Without a coffee.
Isn't Megumin from 2 seasons ago?
I consider Shimakaze seasonal because all she is is a sexualised boat that has 0 personality which people will care for for a total of 1 second before moving on
actually nevermind that is all every single boat is and I want to kill myself now
pet them a little and get up in about 2 minutes or so
I will get Edgy as fuck if you want me to.
Like, really fucking edgy.
Botes are for heresy. And Konosuba is in its 2nd season and is current. Technically Megumin is seasonal.
I know you can my dude. For your sake, vent it hard.
Me? I doubt very few people
Anons from the internet are the most sincere ones I know!
I would never doubt your ability to stay up one year straight
You crazy monster
Those bastards just keep on sleeping on me, not even caring. They even argue with me when I stand up. Meowing at me, looking like I just woke them up, then go up to me, step on my chest just to get me down again
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
have you slept at all today? and where is your gf?
well you have to go and they need to accept that no matter how cute they are
no its only 1am almost 2. gf?
WAKE ME UP INSIDE!
It's really hard though... really hard...
Anon means Hanako
>This fucking poll
>more than half choose the wedding night with a trap
I once woke up, put my workclothes in a bag, and headed to work still wearing pyjamas. Instead of cooks pants.
>they were the same pattern
>I cooked in pyjamas
Thank you for believing in me. You're like the best friend I never had.
Well of course the fucking wedding night with a trap is the least horrible way to lose your virginity. There wasn't much of an actual choice there.
when do you usually sleep, if you don't mind me asking
and that girl with the burnt face~
yeah but you have to do it. Oh I dont know. Hanako wasnt here yesterday.
I dont really have a set time its just whenever i want really but I prefer to stay up through the night when its quiet. Oh Hanako I dont know the werent here last night and its getting late for them
>No option for waifu time
What kind of shitty poll is this?
I am deeply concerned about you now
I'm everyones friend here
... almost everyones friend
>wedding night with the trap is the least horrible way to lose your virginity
What about the 10/10 girl?
*coughs* me too
I know... I usually just sit up after a while and they meow and me and lie down on the cat scratch tree
Hey. I bet you always wished you could work in your pyjamas.
you could move them yourself. I do that with my dog when i get up
You seem nice enough.
And that would be an option if you weren't locked in chastity forever after one night. That's just not worth it. Cute is justice, in the end.
Show Bacon some respect.
well... fair enough but that would be because I'd work from home
Gee Willy, two pussies?!
They're a bit hard to move when they don't even want to get moved
Many people told me and still shit happens.
Fair enough, Chastity just isn't worth it. Passable traps are nice enough for me too
uh no they are cats. well just stand up they cant stop you
i wish i could sleep whenever i want...
did hanako tell you she was going to be away?
i'm bad with names!
What do you mean by still shit happens?
Yeah, I'd easily choose a passable trap over chastity. Long as they're cute.
It was a good feeling though.
I feel bad when I just stand up. They aren't moving... the just topple down from me
Well, I mean you can't befriend everyone
I'd love to be a passable trap, but that still needs work
Rory exhibitionist confirmed
its no big deal. No but I imagine they are just tired from work which is fine
well you got to go and they will be fine
I suppose that's true.
Best of luck to you, I hear it's a rough road to take. I'll stick to being a manly baby man.
Thanks, that will need some time and even more therapy
Didn't see you too much and much less talked to you.
Are you new to the threads?
-waves back- Don't take the whole canister.
besides they will always like you because you feed them right
-Terrified by the yelling, Sonata drops the cookie canister and pack, cookies going all over the floor in his frightened dash to escape.-
-looks out of his hiding spot with a guilty expression- ._.
Oh baby. You got it.
Well I'm sure you've got plenty of time!
Yeah, I only started coming like 2 weeks or so ago. A friend referred me to the weeb life.
Would my waifu accept me even though I'm circumcised?
True enough. I like my babies and feed them. They will probably never hate me... they are even so cute to not bite me with any force
Just... take some cookies, but not all...
-sighs and picks up the cookies on the floor-
So what other exhibitionist behaviours do you have?
Time is relative, feels more like I'm running out of time though
Oh? Someone referred it to you? Who might that be?
I'd hope so. That's what waifus are for.
Why does it feel like that? I can't imagine you're very old.
Hmm. I dunno if they'd want that told? Though it's probably obvious if you pay attention to who I talk to later.
Konbonwa! Why's that? Rainy or hot?
I've pellets right now and heavy rain later
awe i want to get my dog now but she is sleeping so ill leave her be
Thanks for helping. You're a good boy
that's what all exhibitionist say
It just feels like I waited too long to act and now it's beyond my grasp
hmm oh! Anya! She did mention she brought some more people
I want her to comfort me and tell me that I'm fine just the way I am!
Ah rip. Just don't go outside. Staying inside under the blanket is better anyway...
Don't let that stop you! Ahhh, yes. She indeed did! She's also the reason I have this waifu.
Why would you want that? I'd prefer a waifu that encouraged me to become better than what I am.
Nono, just on the subject of circumcision. Of course I want to improve.
Any plans for today?
I try not to let it get in my way.
Oh? How come you have this waifu then?
Alas,I am bound by the bus to get home. Which sadly involves a large amount of walking and being outside
In my experience, most girls (or boy) don't care if you're circumcised or not. If that makes you feel any better.
Good to hear, stay strong.
Well more like Anya is the one who originally showed me her, and I fell in love with the little bunhead quickly.
Rip. Stay safe, do not melt.
C'mon, you can tell me. Im a friend~