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Why mom? Why? Thanks to you I now hate my dick and I'm

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Why mom? Why? Thanks to you I now hate my dick and I'm insecure about it.
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Wait..So are you cut or uncut? You weren't very clear
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>>720097370
It seems he is uncut as I assume you can cut any time you want
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Pics
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>>720097370
I'm cut
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>>720097467
Damn,
>>720097222
Chill dude, A lot of people are uncut. Not a huge deal
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>>720097585
oh. Then why are you insecure?
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>>720097222
Nice trips, just go get it done real quick. They do adult circumcisions.
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>>720097687
Not OP
>>720097585
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>>720097467
Huh? If he was uncut and this insecure about it he could go get cut. I'm assuming he's cut and has a weird scar or skin bridge.
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>>720097719
That'd suck ass, at least he's not uncut then. Even that's worse then a weird scar. OP was your mom some weird hyper feminist?
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Im cut and it didnt affect my confidence, it doesnt matter if you are cut or uncut. It only matters if you are a faget
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>>720097222
Trip of truth, unmutilated master race.
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>>720097853
manlet spotted.
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one of the few disadvantages of being uncut
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>>720097222
OP don't feel bad about being uncut or not. I used to be self-conscious about not being cut and it turns out, just like everyone said, as long as you wash it nobody minds.

Just be happy you aren't me. I can't get hard when I'm with a girl for some reason. This means I'm a virgin at 22 even though I've had my chances. I'll probably be a virgin for life, so I'd gladly trade you dicks, whatever you have.
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>>720097853
Nah it does matter. Who wants a dried up scarred penis? Plus doctors botch circumcisions all the time. Nature put it there for a reason, just because the kikes were nutty thousands of years ago doesnt meant it should be the norm in America today.
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>>720097222
It was probably your dad's decision. I know my mom was on the fence about it, leaning towards not cutting me. Dad said he's cut, so I had to be cut too. Fucker. Oh well. If I have a son, not cutting him.
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>>720097222
Sorry to hear your mom didn't have you circumcised, OP. Don't worry, it's not too late. You can still save your ugly penis.
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>>720097222
OP if your uncut and insecure, I imagine your probably still a teenager. I was insecure about it when I was in high school in America cuz it seemed like a lot of people were cut, but once I actually started having sex I realized chicks loved my dick and a few wouldnt leave me alone afterwards. Uncut is natural and it means you dont need lubrication, sex, blowjobs and handjobs are excellent.. I am happy to be uncut and this fad of circumcising kids will hopefully die out in another generation or two. Also nothing quite like being a chicks first uncut partner and watching her play with your cock for long periods of time fascinated lol

>>720097913
yes

>>720098022
Sure, if you never shower in your life.

>Not hating on cut dudes, everyone should love their dicks as is. Just saying I love being uncut
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>>720097222
Cut for the win. My kid will never say that.
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>>720098160
Realistically the only downfall is if you don't shower after jerking off. Realistically if you aren't washing yourself regularly you probs aren't getting laid!!
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Im cut becouse of 'phimosis', not becouse some religion shit
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>>720098022
Fucking gross. I've never expereienced smegma in 28 years of living. You have to not bathe or retract your foreskin for weeks for that shit to happen.
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>>720098160
>Also nothing quite like being a chicks first uncut partner and watching her play with your cock for long periods of time fascinated lol

fr?
im uncut and I really hope thats tru

also not OP
OP was just trying to start controversy cuz hes a fag
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>>720098160
Sorry bro, I'm cut and I also need 0 lube and have been hounded by every woman I've penised. Pleasure also isn't an issue, if I was more sensitive it'd be like a bitch getting her clit played with.
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>>720098336
Or just get cut and never have to worry about it
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Sorry bro, the whole "My body, my choice" only applies to women.
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>>720098336
Don't watch this video:

http://www.xvideos.com/video1088266/smegma_eater
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>>720098380
> chopping off body parts is the better option than cleaning them.
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>>720098363
Yea, i don't understand his point either. Im cut and never needed lube. Is that a thing? It sounds like uncuts have alot of dick cheese and its used as lube.
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>>720098380
im a filthy degen and dont shower for weeks sometimes and I still have NEVER had smegma. I swear its like people are pinching the skin around their head for that to happen or something. I seriously dont get it
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>>720098380
I wouldn't give up my foreskin for anything. I love it. Its nice and soft and feels great sliding it over the head of my penis. It's a great masturbatory aid. Plus girls like playin with it.
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>>720098500
Foreskin is dirty. I am glad i am cut. I am glad my son is cut
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>>720098380
jesus, how lazy are you
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>>720098510
>>720098363
maybe its a misinterpretation on my part. I always assumed cut dudes needed lube. cut handjobs look uncomfortable to me.
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>>720098510
Idk, I guess he was saying he has a good penis? Weird semantics here
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>>720098619
classic 15 yr old shitposter. A dad doesnt say things like "I am glad my son is cut" kek
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>>720098633
Uncut HJ's look like a nightmare to me. Like scream tier, but yawl like it the same.
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>>720098682
ok. Im 34
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>>720098619
So is your asshole, cut that out.
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>>720098750
Hemaroids make me wish i could
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>>720098796
how do you deal with them?
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>>720098619
You should be glad they didn't fuck it up. It actually happens more than you think. then they make you son a daughter and that would be weird. It would suck being attracted to your son.
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>>720098984
Numbing cream and lots of fibre. Shittimg still hurts though
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>>720099082
David Reimer. I read about that. Poor kid
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>>720098619
your eyelids are dirty
your lips are dirty
if you are not a jew/muslim worshiping a savage made up retard god then you wouldn't
have this whole 'body parts are dirty' idiocy in your head
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Maybe you faggots should stop being faggots and start sucking each other's cocks like the faggots you are, just damn.
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I'm uncut and honestly I couldn't thank my parents more
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>>720097222
I fucking love having a choice.
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>>720097222
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>>720099225
Not religious, i just wanted it to be cleaner
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>>720097222
"he's only eight days old, should we permanently alter his body?"
"Yeah, i can tell this kid is going to be into Jewish chicks, and if he's not cut, they'll think he's weird. we're doing him a favor."


I assume this was the conversation the doctor had with one of my parents. Not much I can do about it now, but I'd have appreciated some input on the matter...


they weren't wrong though. I do love me some jewish girls. especially the chubby ones.
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>>720099429
it takes about ten seconds to wash your fucking cock
anyone who can't clean their dick probably can't wipe their ass or brush their teeth either
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>>720097222
You;re insecure about it because you were taught that you should be. It does not fucking matter. Get over it and come back to the real world, please.
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>>720099536
Whatever, its cleaner whether you believe it or not.
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>>720097719
Maybe he's cut and doesn't want to because he's afraid he'll have a weird scar or skin bridge.
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>>720099265
same here. I'm amerifag, I dk why my parents didnt have me cut but it's awesome. growing up I was one of the few uncut guys and was very proud of it and have had absolutely 0 negatives about it.
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>>720099819
Doesn't want to what? If he's already cut theres nothing he can do with it. I think they have methods of growing foreskin back though. I saw something about it on penn and tellers bullshit. You attach weights to your penis or something and stretch the skin so eventually it covers the head.
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im glad im white uncut american master race
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If you're cut a Jew literally owns your soul
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I honestly can't tell anymore if the people in here are baiting or not...

Like, do you not shower? Do you not shower like every third day at the very least?
Because that's the only way you get smegma, not showering... If you get cut to avoid smegma, you have some other serious problems mate..

The only ones who are excused are the ones with phimosis.
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>>720101494
can you explain this to me? or point me to a site.

I never heard that before.
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Virgin dicks. Do this two second poll.
http://www.strawpoll.me/12185246/
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>>720097222
>five sons
>none cut

Moms really shouldn't decide on circumcision.
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>>720101694
I go up to a week and a half without showering unless I need to go somewhere. Never once had even a trace of smegma. You have to be mentally handicapped and literally never touch your penis to get smegma.
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>>720101863
>I go up to a week and a half without showering
why
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>>720101724
According to the Hebrew Bible (Genesis 17:10-14) God commanded the Biblical patriarch Abraham to be circumcised, an act to be followed by his descendants:

10 This is My covenant, which ye shall keep, between Me and you and thy seed after thee: every male among you shall be circumcised. 11 And ye shall be circumcised in the flesh of your foreskin; and it shall be a token of a covenant betwixt Me and you. 12 And he that is eight days old shall be circumcised among you, every male throughout your generations, he that is born in the house, or bought with money of any foreigner, that is not of thy seed. 13 He that is born in thy house, and he that is bought with thy money, must needs be circumcised; and My covenant shall be in your flesh for an everlasting covenant. 14 And the uncircumcised male who is not circumcised in the flesh of his foreskin, that soul shall be cut off from his people; he hath broken My covenant.

tl;dr version - God told Abraham to circumcise himself, his household and his slaves as an everlasting covenant in their flesh. Those who were not circumcised were to be 'cut off' from their people (Genesis 17:10-14). Note the connection between circumcision and slavery.
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>>720101694
Genesis 17
Jews have to circumcise their slaves so that they can serve them in the afterlife. If you get circumcised by or in the presence of a Jew you become part of his covenant with Yahweh

>>720101863
>>720101694
Who even cares about smegma? It's not like it ever comes up outside of penis inspection day.
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>>720102332
So I am going to be some jews slave in the afterlife? fuck that
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itt: hopeless retards feel superior because they have a bit more skin on their penises
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I'm an American Filipino, and for some reason we also get circumcised even though the religion of our families is Catholicism.
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>>720097222
Ever told your mom you kinda hate her for doing it?
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>>720098336
Fucking this. Some people's main argument against circumcision is smegma, but they don't realize that it's not something anyone will face if they just have basic fucking hygiene.
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>>720098022
Mt big brother had BLACK smegma when he was little because he had that condition where he couldnt pull his foreskin back. It was fucking digusting.
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>>720102281
indeed, there is no such religious requirement for gentiles(non jews) to be cut
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>>720102392
It's signed in flesh and blood

>>720102627
Unless they're slaves of course
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>>720098022
Its disadvantage of people who don't take care of themselves, it has nothing to do with being uncut..

You know, if you won't wash your feet, it will get nasty smelling and probably infected sooner or later, so you should cut those feet off to prevent it, right?
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STOP GENITAL MUTILATION FOR BOTH SEXES
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Uncut=better sex
Medically proven fact
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>>720102737
true, i forgot about the slave thing
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>>720102737
I have this sick feeling in the pit of my stomach.

I wish I never read this but I have a horrible feeling this is all true and not some meme to fuck with the gullible.
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>>720102751
>Uganda
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Crawl back into your mudhut nigger
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>>720102748
yes.
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>>720102907
ya, it's best for both people
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>>720097222
>Why mom?
Because she's retarded. Your mother is a fucking imbecile.She took a tiny baby boy and thought, "you know what, we need to cut off the end of his penis." Only the most stupid fucking people would ever do something like that.
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>>720102972
It is all about the Blood Covenant.

For a Blood Covenant individual to refuse to meet the needs of his covenant partner means that he broke the blood covenant between them and this means that he will die a most horrible death as well as the rest of his family, usually at the hand of the individual he so severely mistreated. You can understand then, the motive that causes these two blood covenant individuals to share all they possess with each other whenever called upon. To refuse was a certain death sentence as well as probable death to his family. Perhaps now the times in the Old Testament where God seemed to wipe out His chosen can be better understood. He always said, before the drastic action took place, that they had broken the Covenant with Him.
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>tfw you have a circumcision fetish and come to these threads just to read about anons getting their kidcocks clipped when they were little shits
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>>720102972
Knowing that your soul has been promised to a bloodthirsty volcano demon is half the battle.

I have no idea what you could do about it though.

>>720103422
Duh, in English please. :P
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When I had my son done he was 5 days old. It looked so bad at first but now he is 3 you couldnt even tell he had skin there.
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>>720102332
>Genesis 17
Tl;Dr: "Let's cut some foreskins!"

That is the worst reason for modification/mutilation I've ever fucking heard.
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>>720103735
Yaweh hates child sacrifice, but you've got to sign a blood covenant somehow so they decided to just to sacrifice their foreskins instead. It's as not silly when its put in context.
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>>720103678
It means that when you make a blood covenant with someone everything they have is yours and everything you have is theirs.

Simply put it means that two covenant individuals share such a close relationship with each other that all they have or possess in this life is available to each upon demand.

For example say that Joe and Sam have entered into a Blood Covenant with each other. What belongs to Joe also belongs to Sam and what belongs to Sam also belongs to Joe.

Say Joe has a short payday, but has a pressing debt due that he cannot pay. He simply goes to Sam and says, "Sam, give me your checkbook, I'm in dire need of $500". Sam is obligated, by the Blood Covenant between them, to hand his checkbook to Joe so that Joe can meet his debt obligation.

This sharing of the personal properties of both Joe and Sam extend to everything either possesses, including wives.
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>>720098363

>have been hounded by every woman I've penised
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>>720103422
>For a Blood Covenant individual to refuse to meet the needs of his covenant partner means that he broke the blood covenant between them and this means that he will die a most horrible death as well as the rest of his family,
All of current humanity shares common descendants of you go back far enough. If the contract were real or as important as you are claiming all of humanity would be gone.

>>720103955
>It's as not silly when its put in context.
it's still fucking retarded in that context.
I'm cut, but doubtful that it was in accordance with that Jewish bullshit.

The contract is a farce, all of canaan is not worth the effort.
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All these cutfags with their mutilated ugly dicks xD Just like jews and sandniggers xD You have to live with your inferior disgusting dry dicks for the rest of your life hahaha
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>>720104259
It seems to have been pretty successful. Yahweh and his followers control the world and have killed off an awful lot of the other Gods. If it was worth all the curses is up for debate.
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>>720098633
Im cut but have never used lube, theres still skin to pull like with an uncut foreskin, it just doesnt go over tip of your dick. So you basically just fap the shaft part. Or perhaps my dick is just wierd and ive been doin it wrong my whole life never really compared fapping techniques with neone lol
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>>720104610
If you're gonna refer to Arabs as sandniggers why not Jews as Kikes? Go all the way man. Also it's notvery nice of you to make fun of them. They had no say in the matter and the only other alternative is to get depressed about it.
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>>720104767
they should teach how to fap in sex ed classes at schools
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>>720102907
But since most people are cut as babies / young children (pre fap/sex age) they have no frame of reference for cut/uncut sensation or lack thereof, so your argument about people are missing out is invalid, plus since youve never experienced it both ways your just regurgitating some shit u heard on the internet
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Being circumcised is pretty much only an American thing, unless you're jewish. You can thank Harvey Kellogg, the founder of Kellogg's cereal for that. Guy was a fucking nutcase.
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>>720104901
Sex ed at my school was crap, they gathered everyone in the cafeteria didnt divide by sex and basically said if we dont use condoms well either get pregnant, get hiv, or the clap or some other nadty shit. Was only like 3 hours long lol. Florida school systems
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Rate my penis
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>>720098022
one time just as an experiment I didn't pull back my foreskin for a full week. I jerked off, I just didn't pull it back. Almost nothing was there when I pulled it back in the shower at the end of that week. gg
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>>720105085
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>>720105085
Did you shit your pants, wtf!?
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>>720105085
Lol you dont know how to wipe your ass. Is that hard? 4/10
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>>720105085
3/10 at best
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>>720103075
Except ears have a functional job.
Foreskin does not, even if you accept the false assumption that "it's good because it protects the glans". Not really, there is no evidence that supports that being circumcised reduces pleasure or function. The only evidence that is out there on it, supports the idea that it reduces the odds of obtaining sexually transmitted diseases by a small margin and makes cleaning easier. And of course, aids in potential complications (like foreskin deformation that causes problems later in life).

Get rekt dude. Nothing wrong with either cut or uncut bros.
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>>720105070
yeah sex ed in usa is fucking retarded and useless. they just preach for abstinence while ignoring the fact that mostly everyone is already sexually active.
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>>720105210
Don't look at my pants.
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>>720097222

Wait what. Is this some retarded ass American thing? Do girls actually laugh at you when you are uncut? Why would it be considered abnormal to not have your dick snapped up

Your country is more brainwashed by jews than I thought. And no Im not from /pol/
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>>720105224
We have old plumbing and I can't use that much toilet paper and I live with a black girl who complains if I put paper in the bathroom trash.
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cut here. feel plenty of pleasure
why is uncut more pleasurable?
the extra skin feels good or something?
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>>720105322
I've never heard of someone laughing at someone being uncut. i know guys who said the girls were surprised, but most dont tend to care.
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>>720105332
Jump in the fucking shower after you take a dump then. Dont walk around with shit in your pants! You and this black girl deserve each other.
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>>720105446

So if its more common in US to be cut than uncut then you guys are definitely a jew ass country
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>>720105446
It's all Jew propaganda. Fucking penis wars man.
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>>720105283
lol by that logic eyelids, which are skin, dont protect eyes, and skin doesnt protect the entire body and is useless and there are no adverse effects if all skin is removed from a person. stay in school, kiddo.
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>>720105715
Execpt that the eyeball becomes damaged if it drys out, the glans doesnt
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Anyone who thinks cut dicks look better is a genuine mongoloid retard, there is nothing hotter than seeing a foreskin pull back and reveal a dickhead covered in precum.
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>>720105322
definitely dipfuck retard usa jew nigger shit. im uncut amerifag and have never had any issues about it. where i grew up the cut rate was about 80%, all my friends were cut. today, many years, later it is only about 50%. circ rates vary quite a bit in different demographics.
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>>720097687

because mutilated dick
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>>720106008
exposed glans are much more likely to get damage than ones protected by foreskin.
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>>720106179
there's ways to restore your foreskin buddy, I recommend watching the episode of Penn and Teller bullshit on circumcision, if it's something you feel passionate about you'll love it
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>>720105571
The shower is broken.
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>>720106265
How so? The skin thickens up
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Look at my hairy uncircumcised penis. Who wants to see the hood up?
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>>720106660
9/10 dong
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>>720106660
yes pls
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>>720106660
Fuck no
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>>720106780
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>>720106884
Oh i'm sorry I posted it before I read your message. Forgive me.
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>>720106506
but it will never remotely compare to the protection foreskin offers the glans. foreskin also helps keep debris and such from interning the urethra
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>>720104709
I tried to reply to your post but there was too mush to be said, too many reasons that your statement is absurd and I genuinely am beyond the capacity for pity or anger at the pathetic beings who believe that. Any of it.

>Yahweh
Does not have the capacity for destruction.
More-so its followers have been unable to do anything to any god except slander it.

I do not fear "Yahweh" by any name, I do not fear any of its followers, I do not fear any of its creations, I do not fear hell...

>>720105646
It's shit. At least people could try using medical reasons if they actually held much water.

From what has been explained there is a certain loss in sensitivity. (which doesn't matter so much if you've been cut early as you won't know "the true feel")
As bad as that sounds I can't help but imagine that as a feature that could increase how long a person can last. less stimulation per movement should make the duration of the action be able to continue longer hypothetically.
I'll never know though.

The next issue is cleanliness, which was addressed briefly in this thread. It isn't a problem if people take care of their "privates".

Finally there is a matter of preference, Claims that females prefer either cut or uncut widely over the other. This means nothing in the end because it is unable to be proven. The numbers are empty, skewed, and easily adapted to either side which means that they are not certain,

>>720106305
Restoration is merely stretching skin over a period of time, it has been reported to typically not add back much (if any) of the sensitivity lost.
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>>720098380
>You have to not bathe... ...for weeks
If thats a worry for you i feel truly sorry.
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>>720106922
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>>720107133
What I know is if I ever have a child they will not be mutilated without reason, they will not be altered until they are of maturity and are capable of deciding for themselves.

And if they must be modified in youth they will only if there is a viable medical reason for why it should be done early, It would be a first at this point.
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>>720106988
All is forgiven
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>>720106320
So you don't shower and you walk around with shit in your pants? Ridiculous. Completely ridiculous.
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>>720107044
I have never had problems with that, nor has any other cut man i know of
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>>720107133
OP wants a foreskin mostly for the aesthetic purpose then it's a perfect solution
also it's been reported to add back sensitivity so honestly it's kinda up in the air but if it will make someone happier there is literally no downside to it and it's really fucking easy
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>>720107133
imo sex duration is much more about mentality, not the physical aspect.
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Am cut but since i come from europe i am definitely in the minority which made me feel insecure when i was a kid.

However, now that i'm an adult i've spoken to several girls about this i they did not even realize that i was circumcised. Your dick will mostly be shown when it's hard and by then it doesn't really matter if its cut or not.

Also: I had to get cut because of medical reasons. My foreskin was too tight and apparantly this i quite common as it occurs in like 1/10 guys.
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i dont have a dick why am i here
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Having a circumcised penis sucks-the glans is desensitized. I can barely feel anything with it, my beautiful pink headed penis oh how I miss you.
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>>720107405
it's an evolutionary trait from our earlier ancestors before we had clothes/hygiene/etc. the purpose is still the same but there is a lot less stuff to be protected from now days.
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>>720107748
But you can last longer during sex
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>>720107569
they didnt know you were cut in general, or they didnt notice seeing it in person?
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>>720107828
And now that we have clothing it is no longer required, hence the removal of it at birth.
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>>720107569
Yeah tight foreskin happens sometimes to young kids especially if they havent been whackin off, but it can be easily cured with some stretching of the skin. The problem is doctors are quick to suggext circumcision so that they can make a buck. You were still circumcised unnecessarily.
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>>720108050
I never told them I was cut but they didn't notice even after having sex with me several times.
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Cut and proud
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>>720107830
That's subjective. You can cum multiple times provided that you aren't on a sedentary lifestyle at least.

Just workout.
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>>720108051
It actually became popular in America with the puritans or the quakers or something as a way of deterring masturbation. Having that nice soft piece of skin slide over your glans definitely feels good and aids in masturbation, but obviously their plan didn't work.
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>>720097467
absolute lack of deductive skills
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>>720104767
dont worry /b/ro i do that too
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>>720098022
Man if an uncut dick is like that, the all body of its owner stinks like a fucking goat butthole
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>>720108113
this
used to have tight foreskin as a kid but now i can pull it all i want
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>>720108345
Well I'm cut and I can masturbate fine so I guess not.
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>>720102599
Phimosis is one of few cases where circumcision of a child is justified, not ritual genital mutilation
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>>720097222
Only jews and Muslims cut.
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>>720104939
If you gouge a newborn's eye out he won't have a frame of reference to compare with binocular vision too. But that doesn't mean that it's ok to do so.
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>>720097222
Said no cutfag ever.
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>>720105404
Because glans are usually protected by skin, and when it comes out during sex sensations are more intense than when it had been rubbed against pants for years, resulting in decreased sensitivity.
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>>720098022
Wash your fucking dick and don't cum in your pants
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>>720098022
Just wash your fucking dick
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>>720108919
That would be abuse, blatant horrible abuse.
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>>720098686
I don't get why people like hand jobs, it's like masturbating with your domination hand.
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>>720109237
And taking a scalpel to an infants genitals isn't abuse? I think i would rather lose an eye than have my dick cut up. I'd get to wear a cool eye patch and everything.
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>>720108919
/thread
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>>720098160
Each chick is gonna be diff. I know some chicks that said they wont blow a dude thats uncut.
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>>720109237
And mutilating the genitals of a defenseless infant without his/hers consent isn't?
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>>720097222
>living in a country cucked by the jew culture
Mutilating children like this should be illegal.
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If cut penises were of any advantage to man, evolution would've taken care of that. Foreskin is there for a reason.
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>>720097222
Your dick is your dick man and you'll just have to live with it, it's more important that you don't let it happen to any of you sons and help to end this barbaric practice.
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>>720098022
Congratulations you posted a picture of a dirty cock because you want to feel better about your circumcised penis, it'd be pretty easy for me to find a picture of a botched circumcision and we can go back and forth all day trying to troll each other and making no progress.
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>>720108751
Imagine being that kid that had such awful Phimosis that he pissed blood in the end and had to go to into intensive care.
That kid was me
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>>720110175
My nephew had it and had to be circumcised at 13, it wasn't exactly pleasant for him but it's not the end of the world.
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jews and muslims are cut, nothing more to say
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>Still loving your parents after they mutilate your dick.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_zkKciuIpA
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>>720110350
Greedy Jew doctor probably suggested surgery so he could line his pockets. Kid could have very easily stretch the skin so it wasnt tight rather than cutting the skin off.
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>>720109553
Nope, its legal. Abuse isn't.
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>>720110589
That is an inaccurate representation of circumcision.
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>>720109688
Aposthia. I think in 500 generations the foreskin will be non existent
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>>720111013
Yes, because cutting off someone's body parts without their consent or medical need for it totally isn't abuse. Nope, not at all.
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>>720111175
It isnt. The benifits outweigh the drawbacks.
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>>720111175
I had my kid cut, yes it hurt him, yes he will probably not be as sensitive. However he has a reduced chance of having UTIs, STDs and he has no chance of having phimosis.
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>>720111234
What benefits, you retard? Less sensory tissue? There is literally no reason to cut off perfectly healthy foreskin, it's there for a reason.
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>>720111013
You don't know the definition of abuse obviously.
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>>720111361
Now now, name calling is childish.
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>>720111361
You have obviously blamed circumcision for everything wrong in your life. You refuse to listen to facts so it would be pointless to continue.
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>>720111325
>Teach him to clean his dick.
>STD's are going to happen regardless of the dick if your fucking something diseased.
>Teach him to pull the foreskin back at a young age.

It's not fucking science, yet you chose to mutilate him lmao.
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>>720111325
You're literally retarded if you think cutting off protective tissue protects your child.
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>>720110929
UK doctor (not a Jew) and free on the NHS, also it was apparently pretty obvious he really needed the surgery, I'm generally against circumcision but every now and then it is needed.
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>>720111325
>However he has a reduced chance of having UTIs, STDs
And you know that's complete bullshit, right? What the fuck does foreskin have to do with the ability to get STDs?

>and he has no chance of having phimosis.
By that logic you should amputate your legs as well since then you'll have no chance of getting leg cancer too.
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DO IT! It's good for ya! The chicks dig it!
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>>720097585
Then you're clearly fucking lying. Or not from the US.

It's common in the US, uncut isn't.
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>>720111598
I cant be bothered arguing with you. Do some real research, not just the anti circumcision circlejerk.
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>>720111598
>And you know that's complete bullshit, right? What the fuck does foreskin have to do with the ability to get STDs?
It's only partially BS. For some reason it lowers the chance of getting HIV during vaginal intercourse.

It doesn't decrease your chances of getting any other STD's.

>By that logic you should amputate your legs as well since then you'll have no chance of getting leg cancer too.

A leg is needed and has a lot more functionality than a piece of skin. Retarded fucking comparison.
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>>720108345
It was made popular by the Kellogg brothers at the turn of the 20th cetury, they were nutty Christians and thought wanking caused every illness under the sun, before that circumcision was any more popular in the US than it was in the rest of the world.
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>>720111508
>You have obviously blamed circumcision for everything wrong in your life.
What the hell are you talking about? I'm not even circumcised (thankfully), I'm just calling out bullshit so hopefully less people will mutilate their kids' dicks for no good reason.

>You refuse to listen to facts so it would be pointless to continue
What facts? You just said circumcision outweigh the "drawbacks" without anything to back it up. Fuck off.
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>>720111770
Run away.You know you have no arguement. It boggles my mind how people can defend this insanity.
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I didn't mutilate my son, and yes that does make me better than you.
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Is Baron Trump circumcised? I bet he is
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>>720111967
Why are you so angry?
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>>720111833
Actually the WHO has stated that being circumcised decreases the chance of herpes being spread as well.
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How self conscious does one have to be to consider bringing shears near their dick and get cut. Like jesus christ all you guys saying just go get cut.
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>>720111770
>Hurr durrrrrr, do research. I'm not gonna show any evidence that I'm right. Just go on the internet, everyone totally agrees with me there, DURRRRRRR

Admit it, you have no argument. Show why you're right or fuck off. I did researched it and almost everyone says circumcision is bullshit.
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>>720112208
It happens when we're babies, not self-conscious at that point. And none of us who've had it done give a shit. The only people who seem to really get buttblasted are those who are uncut. No fucking idea why.
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>>720112342
You don't give a shit because you don't know what it's like to be uncut. People blind since birth don't give a shit either, doesn't mean that being blind is good. Same with circumcision.
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>>720111987
>implying anyone on /b/ managed to not only get a gf but somehow having a kid with her too.

Pics or it didn't happen, faggot.
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>>720112466
Wrong. What is with you uncut fags and you're retarded comparisons?

Like this moron here >>720111598

Comparing useless skin to a Leg
and now comparing a useless skin to eyesight.

Can you think of a comparison that doesn't make you look retarded?
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>>720105085
4/10 nice looking, WAAAAAAYYYYY TOOOOO MUCH HAIR (have you EVER shaved or trimmed it !?!???!?!?!) but nicely fat cock. plus its familiar to mine, by having same mole on mine ^.^ take some actions to make it bigger anon and you can keep it peeled like I do. before anyone say anything - IM NOT circumsized and I dont like even the thought to be!!!
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>>720112592
>>720111987
this
post your kid's dik
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>>720112639
You're the retard here for completely missing the point. It's an example, not a fucking comparison. No one was saying that losing your foreskin is as bad as losing your eyesight or legs, you fucking autistic spastic.
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>>720105296
You fucking nasty.
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>>720112992
Actually they did.

Go re-read both those posts.
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>>720112342
Everyone should get buttblasted about this though. It's a crime against humanity to rob a baby of a part of their sexual organ that definitely serves a purpose. I fucking love my foreskin and it has served me well, so it disgusts me that so many people just mutilate their babies without doing any research on it because it's just the thing to do. Its a crazy barbaric religious ritual performed on someone who can't give consent. Sex crime!!!!!
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>>720113225
1/10 simply because I got about 10-12 words in before I realized you were trolling.
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>>720098268
wait what i shower once a day as soon as i wake up, and i jerk off like twice up to four times afterwards and won't ever shower until the next morning. Never had anything on my dick
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>>720113108
Where did they say losing foreskin is like losing a leg or eyesight? It's an example to make you understand how retarded circumcision is. Just because amputation is worse than circumcision, doesn't mean circumcision is a good thing. That's like saying punching people is okay because it's not as bad as murdering them. You're a moron.

inb4: HURR DURRR so now circumcision is as bad as murder?!?!?!?! DURR OMG Ur so fuckin stupid hurrrrr what a retarded comparison DURRRR
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>>720111770
Real research indicates that circumcision is a SOLELY JEWISH PRACTICE that spanned to the united states later. There is nothing in the bible saying that any christian should be circumcised and certainly no mention in any other religious text.

Circumcision is wrong and unacceptable in modern society.

Just because you amerifags are fucking jews, like literally dicking jews, and your country is run by.... jews.

Seriously, get over yourself. There is no medical benefit to chopping off parts of the human body. You've done quite a few thousand years of evolution and I trust that more than some fucking hasid
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>>720113360
Not trolling. What made you think that? Read that again and know that I was dead serious.
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Uncut is better than cut. Your dick has more feeling and your nerves aren't fucked from the pain as a child.
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>>720097687
Mutilated
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>>720113510
Gas the kikes.
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>>720113509
They implied it by using it as an example. One said that since cutting off that useless piece of skin prevented something then you may as well cut off your leg to prevent cancer.

The other after saying "doesn't mean that being blind is good" Literally followed it up with "Same with circumcision.
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>>720097222
I am uncut
it feels great having all the nerve endings at the end of my penis. My penis head is ultra sensitive it feels great when I am fucking my girlfriend the orgasm I get is so good its painful but in a good way.
When you see pictures of cut dicks the head is the same colour as the shaft and it is all dried up.
Its a jewish and islamic tradition. Since america has miliions of jews only second to israel its no suprise thats its common practice to mutilate penises
The problem is the stupid goyim fall for it every time.
SAD!!!
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>>720113768
Too bad your girlfriend gets screwed over by your oversensitive head ejaculating after 4 pumps.
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>>720098619
Literal Muslim.
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>>720113949
I'm white, from Catholic family and cut.

Where is your god now?
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>>720113857
>b-b-but you cum faster


Nah.

Fuck off, jew dick.
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>>720113768

It is better to be uncut but OP is not some fucking idiot, trying to justify his mutilated penis, he's lamenting something that was done to him. Good luck OP, there's no way to undo what's been done but it's not that big a deal either. Fuck some low rent chicks to build your confidence and go wild.
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>>720106179
Shut the fuck up you pussy ass bitch and quit whining about your gayass dick.
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>>720113768
lmao anteater dick!

hows it feel knowing any woman who sees your dick will be sick to their stomach / think your parents are retarded.

I love when people try to convince themselves the pig in the blanket dick cheese farmers are master race. pathetic piece of shit.
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>>720114013
Cucked by mudskin and jew belief though. Your god takes it in the ass from allah
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>>720113857

Hello goyim welcome to Dr Scholomo's forskin clinic.

Let me mutilate your penis, incase it gets dirty, (you could wash it........ but we jews dont wash)
I f you dont let me mutilate your penis sex with your wife or girlfriend might feel GOOD and thats a sin .

$5000 filthy goy!!!
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>>720114051
You do. Fucking facts dude. More sensitivity means quicker ejaculation.

Being that the average time it takes a man to cum, and the average time it takes a women to cum are vastly different. Less sensitivity is a boon for women. And you don't feel like less of a man for blowing your load in less than 5 minutes.
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>>720097467
No, while you can get cut any time, getting cut as an adult is what causes numbness and loss of sensitivity. If you're cut before your dick fully develops then you should be fine, it's mutilating a fully developed one thats retarded.
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>>720114197
I'm Irish-Canadian, shit was free. At least it was when I was a kid, not sure if healthcare covers it anymore.
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>>720105163
How the shit did you jerk off your uncut dick and not retract the foreskin? your dick tiny or your foreskin effin huge?
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>>720114187
I said I'm from a Catholic family. If I was religious, I would have said "I'm Catholic" I'm not. I'm agnostic.
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>>720114133
I dont live in the USA.
I live in Europe, where its taboo to get your forskin cut off unless you are a jew or a muslim.
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>>720102281
Almost identical to why infibulation is commonplace across Africa.

It's all to do with property rights etc. An uncut woman can't hold land for her husband. So no husband would want her. It's a matriarchal society too, so it's not the men that created the tradition but the women.

Just the same as male circumcision is practised in America on boys, as a covenant to their Jew roots, in a patriarchal society. Where the tradition was created by men.

Adam had a foreskin, and Eve enjoyed the shit out of it. Good enough for me, I'd rather be like Adam than Muhammad myself.

TL:DR Americans and Africans are very alike.
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>>720114269
skin is flexible
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>>720097222
>talk to my mom about it
>"thats when they pull the skin back right?"

What a dumb cunt. I don't even blame her. Too dumb to even think.
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>>720114314
Good for you, kike-cock
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>>720114269
Our ancestors some how managed to breed and jack off with their foreskins the way nature intended.
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>>720098041
Because you fap to porn only and ejaculate daily. Im cut and I had the same problem. I stopped fapping to porn and havrnt had an orgasm since new years. So I purposely fap without cumming. I went from only getting hard to traps and amputees to now being rock hard by my hand alone and I have started to get random boners again, first time since high school

tl:dr stop cumming when you fap and stop fapping to porn and you will cure your own ED in 2 weeks. Kegels also help.

>feelsgoodman.jpg
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>>720105636
85% of American males are cut.

The only concentration of cut males outside of Muslim and Jew countries..if you don't consider America a Jew country that is.
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>>720113710
>They implied it by using it as an example
No, you're just autistic and interpreted it completely wrong. I'm both >>720112466 (You) and >>720111598 (You) and >>720113509 was completely right.

>One said that since cutting off that useless piece of skin prevented something then you may as well cut off your leg to prevent cancer.
Yes and the reason it's stupid to cut off your leg to prevent leg cancer is because legs (like foreskin) are more useful intake than cut off just so you don't get a rare and treatable condition like phimosis. You're going to get diseases anyway, but you don't cut off any other body parts (like legs) because of it, that's why cutting off your foreskin to prevent phimosis is completely fucking retarded.

>The other after saying "doesn't mean that being blind is good" Literally followed it up with "Same with circumcision.
Same as in cut people doesn't know how it's like to be uncut, just like how blind (from birth) people don't know how it's like to see, you fucking autist.
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>>720114524
Thats quite dangerous.
What your doing is edging which is dangerous as it can cause a build of fluid in the prostate and cause Prostatitis.
>I'm a medfag
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>>720107828
Read the thread. The Bible quoting dude has is spot on.

That's why it's a Jew/Muslim fad..and an American one..
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>>720097687
He's not insecure, he could be mad because he wanted his foreskin

Stop assuming
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>>720114669
more useful intact*
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>>720098619
"I'm glad my son's genitals were cut in his infancy by a rabbi"
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I need some help, i shower every day and i'm very hygienic, i make sure i'm clean and i'm uncut and wash my dick everyday but after 2-3 hours after i cleaned it, it goes back to smelling.. i don't understand why, anyone help?
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Could you sue your parents for cutting your dick?
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>>720114901
probably
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>>720097222
>insecure about cut dick
>mfw a woman will turn down uncut before cut
>mfw you're a faggot

Kill yourself
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>>720098022
>few
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>>720114669
You did fucking compare them dude. You're just pissed because someone called out your retarded comparisons.
> people don't know how it's like to see, you fucking autist.
And then you said "it's not good, just like circumcision" Comparing being blind from birth to being cut from birth.
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>>720114802
Absolutely retarded.
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>>720098619
Every body part is dirty, you idiot. That's why you shower. Might as well cut off your skin too.
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>>720111833
And that's based on how many studies with how many participants?

You can say all Ravens are black and it holds true..until you see one that isn't.

TL:DR Studies on STIs and statistics in general are more often manipulated to prove a point than indicative of any real truth.
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"a lot of people are uncut"
now wondering about the jew percentage in /b/
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I'd probably kill myself if I had mutilated, senseless and dry dick
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>>720113510
Read the posts above yours, and relish being opinionated but sorely wrong.

Perhaps you're not as up on your Bible studies as you thought you were?
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>>720114669
Foreskin is not more useful intact.

- WHO states that being cut decreases your chances of herpes being passed to you through vaginal intercourse.
- Being cut decreases your chances of getting HIV through vaginal intercourse.
- Less sensitivity = longer time before you shoot your load.
- No chance of phimosis (rare or not, no chance of getting something bad is still better).

And the only real risks of being cut, only seem to happen when you get cut as an adult and the penis has fully developed.
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>>720115076
>>>/reddit/
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>>720114013
Yet you abuse English like an Asian.
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Honest Question from an intact penis owner to cutfags:
Can you even fap without lube?
When I was young and still discovering masturbation I use to rub my frenulum, and only my frenulum because my glans was to sensitive to rub. Then I discoverd the "proper" way, shoving my foreskin up and down.
I know that some cut guys do not even have a frenulum anymore and with no forskin I find it hard to imagine masturbaing dry without it being uncomfortable or painful.
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>>720115066
It's the WHO dude, I tend to trust them. But because it's something that's not what you want to hear you're going to ignore the shit.
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>>720114013
I'm not religious, that kind of brainwashing results in chopping off bits of your kids.
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>>720115287
Would you prefer if I talked in long drawn out and grammatically correct sentences?

It's /b/ dude. I tend to give the basics that can be understood with the least effort given.
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>>720114849
Because after you piss no matter how much you shake some of it still get left behind. And causes the smell
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>>720114901
possibly i dont know if there is a precedent for it but end of the day unless it was for medical reasons then they did fuck your body up for no reason.
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>>720114998
>Durr, no im right i know what you really meant better than you, the author, know it yourself HUrrr durrrrrr.

No, I never said losing a leg is as bad as losing foreskin no matter how much you insist. You're just an autistic idiot who doesn't know how to interpret simple rhetoric.

>And then you said "it's not good, just like circumcision" Comparing being blind from birth to being cut from birth.
Yeah, being blind isn't good, just like how circumcision isn't good either. What the fuck is the problem here? I didn't say they're equally bad, just that they're both bad, which they are. You're being autistic again.
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>>720114224
It's rubbing against clothing that affects sensitivity.

If you run your hands on a shovel handle you get obvious callouses over time.

It's just not as obvious on a dick, but it's calloused compared to mine. Therefore considerably less sensitive. It hurts if my helmet rubs on the denim of my jeans. That's the kind of sensitivity cut people lack.
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>>720115357
And the only people who seem to be upset about this are the people who are uncut. Are you envious of cut people or something? I don't go around saying "my god you're uncut! how horrendous, how disgusting" because I really don't give two shits about your dick. But for some reason you seem fascinated with mine.
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