Why did I lose to this? This is bullshit.
THIS IS A THREAD HIJACK, ROLL TO SAVE YOURSELVES/KILL WHOEVER YOU WANT!!
>I was only 9 years old
>I loved the cancer banana so much, I had all the .jpgs and .webms
>I eat so many bananas every night before bed, thanking them for the life I've been given
>"Cancer is love" I say; "Cancer is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the banana
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's the cancer banana
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "I really really like this image."
>He grabs me with his powerful banana hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I spread my ass-cheeks for the cancer banana
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for the dank memes
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please the banana
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his potassium
>The radiation gives me anus cancer
>My dad walks in
>The banana looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all yours my friend."
>The banana leaves through my window
>Cancer is love. Cancer is life.
Lost to this one yesterday, thought I'd repost
>when you just don't give a shut about living anymore
Random my mind not remember even far retooling is happening here at 8am and Hitler phone insists on calling it around don't give a shut about America
>tfw I might be retarded or insane
>all the fucking watermarks
Anyone who enjoys this, posts this and made this should be banned from the internet.
I ran into this guy in a liquor store drunk off my ass when he was in my city for some retarded weeaboo anime convention. I recognized him from memes. I fucking wish I got a picture.
>Electing a reality TV star to lead your country
I'm not even American but that shit is straight up fucking hilarious my man, I hope you know how hard the rest of the world is laughing at you dumb cunts
And here I thought it was because they were so effective at dispatching vermin.
Ugh, I`d rather walk than drive a car with auto-transmission, fucking shit tier.
fuckin foreigner. i would have climbed over the balcony and held on with one arm while taking the impact of the cat's claws and fur on my hand/arm/head/face. amateurs. failing the task on the job should result in literal termination.
Yeah it was really hilarious when we elected a movie star as our president too. And he turned out to be one of our best.
I kek'd at Chris but Carlos made the fucking post
someone here has to have the screen cap that explains this
Time to ride that ass into the night
here some delicious flat loli chest
Seen the face while scrolling down and totally expected loli surprised to see nice plump tits and thighs
Or you can just go to a loli thread
Im lazy you know
Less shit-tier pixelated jpg-artifacted version, and without the text.
nice try , but you cant impress me with you chestcancer
better start checking these
Your will is strong lolifag
whats the deal with these meatballs , why would you fap to these cows