Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
broken tearing up mindfucks claimed
Hello again everyone
I mean you don't have to stop...
Having a meltdown over the fact that you care about people over the internet is a little... Extreme, at best.
you talking shit about my claim? fuck you buddy
I should stop now because I don't want Sonata to think I'm lewd
Fuck you too dude.
Just the way I am, I guess.
>tfw my new, more powerful computer is too retarded to run kancolle decently and I can't figure out why
Much the opposite, that's why I'm saying that it's dumb to have a meltdown about caring about people. Most people end up caring about the people they meet online.
What's happening to it?
fuck you man they got hurt by one person because I took his opinion seriously from the internet and not the ones who cared about them and now they just shit post
mind fucked broken waifus are the best now
Replies will be slow from now on
That's not very ladylike, though
Well... it's good that you don't... she's not a very nice person...
Hello -pets scales-
Yeah but I'm a fucking tranny dude, I was born not very ladylike and I'll probably die that way.
Wrong with what? The meltdown or caring about people?
takes about 5 minutes to load any of the game's features, whether it's trying to start a sortie, or trying to send ships out on expeditions, or even just trying to go through the game's tabs, the game will basically freeze. at first I thought it was an internet issue, but this happens even while my computer's connection is fine, and any other internet using program runs with no lag. I think Chrome is eating all my fucking RAM or something.
I wish I could tell you. my potato ran it fine.
WHAT? I thought you were female all this time, I don't believe you
Are you an introvert or something?
I mean if you want to...
But you don't have to.
The beautiful snek has returned.
Weird, that DOES sound like a connection issue, but if your connection is fine I have no idea. How long has this been going on?
I am female, I just wasn't born that way.
since I finally set up the game on this computer, so a few days, but honestly I haven't looked at it too much for too long because it's such a pain to even load.
humph, you know i can't
Are you sure? You'll have a lonely life if you think that way
So lets see, do you like men?
TOMO whats up,some guy the other day when you werent here did a 3d version of you
I mean he claimed a 3D real life version of you but sadly that tomo looked like a trap ;-;
version of me? traps are fine i guess
Glad you're back it's been a while since I've seen you on here beautiful snek woman.
How have you been?
I mean maybe no one will find out. I can keep a secret...
How about now?
Ok i understand
But you could...
I have been fine sexy Juvia ,yeah just wanted to come back after a while of not being here see whats going on.Did you miss me :3?
Legs ughh disgusting
hmm, this may sound rude but i never understood why people do that do themselves
Just terrible, what's her name?
What if Sonata sees me?
That's a shame...
Because being a girl fits me more, simple.
>having to work
the thighs are nice
posting and stuff
I'm sorry not all of us sit at home talking to a kitten all day. Someones gotta pay the bills around here.
Me too man.
She trains hard to keep them like that!
(Some of the structure in this one is rather amateurish but the bikini shots make me happy)
You should come by more often.
Of course i did, how could i not miss the sexy snek lady?
But what if she doesn't?
What was her name again?
Don't leave me...
I'm not your dude ._.
Wouldn't you like to have a male body though? You can do so much more
I've known her for 4 years, she's the jealous type
Her name is Aqua!
What are you then?
As if that's not something for you to be proud of.
yeah its relaxing
well she does have a nice uh back shot there
Where is she from?
I am your god
I'd rather do what feels natural to me than sacrifice that because I can 'do more'.
What, I should be proud of her? Of course I am!
You're like 19, how do you still think so highly of your useless life after 19 pathetic years?
Cat girls are cute.
I welcome you.
Cute stuff, also gay.
Yeah don't want her to get jealous
She can't get jealous if she doesn't find out though...
Cute pic is very cute
Says the one that actually touched a dick.
Still sneaky as ever...
It's times like this I wish I was a gamer, it feels as if I'm missing out on a lot
How old are you?
Thanks for putting my age out on blast, faggot
Stooooop, being lewd isn't my thing...
Thank you, she is top cutie.
Excuse me, its not like it was ever fully in my mouth, so it's not gay.
brb gonna hit the store real quick for food
It's totally still gay.
You're welcome, you pathetic slut.
It's only gay if his balls slapped against your chin
You're too young to know what you want yet
With some of the things you've said today, you're one to talk.
But im sleepy so will stop right here
She's pretty, yeah
-keeps petting your scales-
You're right it isn't
But it could be...
She is indeed
Did i hear
Doesn't matter, I just realised how pointless this is.
So many young people here
I don't want to die
I want to understand why you're doing that to your body, my brother wants to start HRT too
Rory is 4 years old!
She looks dangerous
She's strong but she's also kind!
How old are you, anyway?
I gave you my explanation - because I want my body to fit what feels natural to me. I can't really explain it better than that.
Rory is 961
I want you to click that link I gave you and make a folder of her
Alright everyone wish i could stay longer but i have work tomorrow so I'm going to cuddle with Juvia and sleep.
Nighty night everyone
I guess i understand that
But what if you didn't die?
Older than most people in thread. Older than 25.
I want to join the military and play football more than anything in the world and you don't see me doing that stuff
She's lying about her age to get attention, you know how kids are
Don't leave me you lewd..bish..
If I didn't die Sonata will make me suffer
I actually have some of those already, but I'll get some. Thanks!
No, her age as recorded by many races and through the ages is 961.
It's just an inside joke she's playing on you
Look at her face
She's totally trolling you
That's terrible fan art right there!
Totally not just look at the guy below
I'd love to hear how.
Retards can't join the military.
There's about ~50 pages of terrible Yagyu fanart all drawn by one Japanese man on pixiv.
Its disrespectful to the character
He should burn
I don't have any of those
Nothing, just waiting for Sonata
That is old...
That's because you don't feel what I do.
It's full homo and you know it.
At least I wasn't dressed like a girl, faggot.
Why are you so boring.
You wouldn't be able to pull it off anyway.
What about her personality?
Hm... You should still accept what God gave you...
I wish I had one, then I could fit in with the rest of you
I'm not boring
Perfect! Kind, intelligent, protective, and strong-willed!
Gotta always remind me
You seem pretty boring
I have to go, bye...
But can she go balls deep? No I'm kidding~
I'm only boring because you can't control me
Its the only way to be accepted in an online community nowadays
I don't got any of those issues either but I'm still shitposting here
Thank you, that helps me greatly.
You have not.
Also, i like to think i'm not quite narcissistic enough to declare myself 'the most attractive' without any thought for personal preference, especially with so many unknowns around. I was just being asinine, as is probably most the people who answered "Me"
Who shows off Tao's tits?
Ignoring that they're obviously not that big, she's clearly meant to be eye candy for the legs/ass crowd.