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Should I let another guy fuck my gf while she thinks it's me?

I have a gf that I'm not really into any more. We've done some BDSM stuff and I've blindfolded her and tied her up before. I have an idea of having some low morals rando from tinder or CL pretend to be me and fuck her while she's blindfolded.

Bad idea or should I go for it?
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She'll tell from the dick size
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>>720082051
What if I find a guy that's similar to me?
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>>720081957
Where do you live, anon? I don't have any morals so I can help you out.
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>>720081957
I would do it if me and mine were on the outs. if she's pissed oh well I'm a jerk lets break up
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>>720082219
That's what I was thinking. If it goes south, oh well. Though I suppose she could file charges if she was being a bitch about it.
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>>720082199
510, Bay Area
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>>720082405
Dammit. I'm on the opposite coast. I wouldn't mind the trip, I just have no money haha.
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>>720082677

no morals
no money
no dignity

yeah op, go for this pathetic std-infested stranger and pay for his trip lols.
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>>720082193
how. will you fuck him while you inspect his penis?

gtfo you cuck faggot.
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pathetic.
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Only if you are going to murder her and your bro is gonna help you bury the body because fucked up as it is that qualifies as rape these days and you get over 9000 years for that.
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>>720083126
No. I don't have any interest in his penis. More curious if I can get away with it and how thrilling it would be to have that secret. Fucked up sure, but not a cuck.
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>>720082962
Yea wow, you really got me all figured out, you dumb fucking virgin. Kill yourself.
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>>720083472

I'm guaranteed accurate on at least 66%, according to your own admissions.

You on the other hand.. are 0% accurate.

Why is everyone else always better than you?
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I volunteer as tribute
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>>720083692
I made a joke about not having enough morals to fuck his girlfriend and said I can't afford a plane ticket right now to fly to California. You've successfully tipped your fedora way too hard, faggot.
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>>720083468
Youre a cuck, thats what a cuck is? Retard. That being said, id fuck your bitch if you want
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>>720081957
Please let it be me, imma fill every nook and cranny of that pussy with jizz
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>>720085624
That would be hot. She's on the pill anyway.
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>>720081957

my sub slut loves being used and shared
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>>720086295
I may be able to get her into the idea, but there's something appealing about not asking.
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>>720083126

Seriously. What kind of thread is this?

You're going to let another dude fuck your GF without her permission.

Fucking sociopath.
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>>720086575

mine liked not knowing who it was.
i'm hoping to set up another encounter.
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>>720084592
A cuck is somebody that gets off on watching their partner knowingly enjoy sex with another person. They get turned on by the dominance the partner has over them, you fucking idiot.

This guy doesn't like his girlfriend anymore and wants to do something fucked up to her.

You're just one of those morons that learned a new word and goes around using it all willy-nilly, aren't ya?
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>>720086821
Where you live, anon? Been trying to get into this shit.
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>>720081957
Keep posting pics of her being tied. Ill share her with you.
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>>720086295
I love the bondage
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>>720086821
damn she is hot as hell! Id fill her up and let her think it was your kid.
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>>720087032

small college town in MD.
that helps.
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>>720087161

she does too.
cums hard when she's bound and has not control
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>>720087279
which one?
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>>720087279
Damn, she reminds me of my gf! Have a similar set... its on her phone though;( Share what you got! can email me too. lilrickcb1337 at gmail
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>>720087279
I'm in Jersey, that's not far at all.
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>>720086972
>>720083468

Nope, you're wrong. He's a cuck and you're literally the one who

>learned a new word and goes around using it all willy-nilly

It's amazing how many people don't know the real meaning anymore because pf it becoming a buzzword on the Internet.
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>>720086972
>>720083468

Fuck I forgot the picture
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>>720087601
>>720087607
>>720087615

just a small town with horny college kids happy to help fill a milf.

she loves having all her holes filled.

i don't think she'd be happy if she knew they were in college.
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>>720087828
Aldutress means that his wife is doing it outside of his scope or purview. In this case he is sharing her. It is a poly-amorous relationship. Get with it its 2017. Trump is president. lol. You think he can get it up for his wife?
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>>720087828
She's not an adulteress if she doesn't even know she's doing it, you fucking Mongoloid.
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>>720087876
Sounds just like my gf. wants all holes filled. begs to be coveredin cum. I sometimes have to cum on her twice beforeshe is happy. Loves being tie-dup too. We are trying to get into shibari and other shit.
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>>720088107
>>720088215

Oh yeah I suppose that's true, I guess he's not technically a cuck in that case. Still, that other guy got the definition wrong
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>>720088251
You are right. I didn't look hard enough. Way to post he correct definition bud.
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>>720087876
let me come fuck her, anon.
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>>720081957
she could file rape charges against the both of you. But hey, if you wanna go to jail
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>>720088398
Thank you I try my best
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>>720081957
"Hey /b/, should I become an accessory to rape?"
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>>720088449
>>720088240

plenty of eager local cock.
something about watching a college freshman cum all over her is great.
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>>720088922

continue
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come on, no 404
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>>720089037
Last I got on my comp under size limit.
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>>720089732

unfortunate.
everyone else gone?
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>>720089880
I know, I have some of her stretched out too like your early pics and a good one of my cock on her face. You got a good girl wanna trade via email?
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>I'm not a cuck, I just want another man to have sex with my gf.
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>>720088922
That ass is a goddamn religious experience.

Please post moar somewhere

Imgur or something... I don't fuckin know

Pls
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sub got off on being used and not knowing
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>>720091686
damn nice shaved pussy. Id love to eat her out without her knowing it was me
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>>720081957
>Should I let another guy fuck my gf while she thinks it's me?
remember to tell him it's fine to cum inside.
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>>720091934
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>>720092151

2 friends
all vasectomies
cum drool out everywhere
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>>720092219
mmm, damn. she seems so great!
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>>720092286
that's no good. find someone who has a chance of impregnating her, bitches love gambling.
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>>720092474

na, they come over and use her when they need to get off. think the one barely jerks off anymore.
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yeah you should! plus what will she do when she realises its not you? i mean the slut is already bound... id even creampie the slag before laughing at her. you should film it!
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>>720092468
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>>720092724
She is definitely a good girl. She just play with whatever cock and balls is in her face?
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>>720081957
Pretty sure that's rape. But ayyyy if it's worth getting v& over, go for it.
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>>720081957
http://www.getthelube.com/
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>>720081957
have him do it raw to get her pregnant and then accuse her of cheating and wanting a dna test.
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how the fuck is it rape? she wanted to get fucked she just wont know by whom
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>>720092913
yeah, dont matter the color, she gets of on being used
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>>720093291
good girl. Sounds exactly like my gf.
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>>720081957

If she's not into it, how do you like being charged with rape?
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>>720093188

That's what makes it rape you dumb fuck. He has to be able to consent to sex to whom ever is fucking her.
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>>720093343
sluts can be a lot of fun
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>>720093188
You know how sometimes a girl with have sex with one guy but won't have sex with another guy? Kinda like that.
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You happen to stay around detroit metro?
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>>720087032
I live in the bay area
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Why give it away for free?

Make the random guy pay you for it and you're on your way to being a pimp.
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>>720093805

Makes sense.
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>>720093831
done that a few times to some sluts i was seeing that wanted multiple guys, she had no idea she was a whore
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You should have her bite through your scrotum and bisect a testicle.
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>>720093976
I've done that too. Guy that came over for our threesome gave me fifty bucks and an oz of weed to fuck my girl in her ass.
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>>720089880
Fuck yeah, any more?
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>>720094137
nice, it really becomes easy money, just dont price 'em too high
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>>720081957
No, bad idea. Good idea if you hate your girlfriend and you're looking to get dumped anyway. She'll be able to tell in literally every way. If you have a blind mother and replace her son with a random kid she'll know by the way he smells, feels, and sounds. Same with a random guy. She'll be able to tell if his dick is a different shape, she'll be able to tell by touching the rest of his body including his pubes and muscular build. She'll be able to smell that he smells unlike you. Girlfriends know your scent and if it smells unfamiliar she'll question it. And lastly the biggest giveaway is by voice. What if she asks you something. What, will you answer from a room away, remain mute or ask from a different direction than where she thinks you are. She'll immediately know. And even if she doesn't ask or say anything she'll be able to tell by their grunts and noises.

It just won't work out, cuck faggot. 0/10 you made me reply
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OP here. I think I'm going to try it. At least see if I can find someone willing and go from there. Will keep you posted.
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>>720081957
>honey I have aids
>ya dun goof.jpeg
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>>720094414
I don't hate my girlfriend but don't care if I get dumped. And if I pull it off, it'll be amazing.
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>>720094496
No OP read my reply >>720094414
and don't listen to those dumbfucks
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>>720094526
not his aids filled pussy.
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>>720094414
Nope. That's a lie faggot. When she is tied, throw some ghb liquid on the anal plug and plug the bitch up until she's nearly unconscious. If you want her to orgasm multiple times in a short span, plug her with MDMA. Orgasm isn't so easy to achieve on in-consensual school girls.
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>>720094496
I am 6 inches long and an inch in diameter if you're interested in midwest. I don't stink like a nigger or really at all and am 6' on the dot. Willing to pound for food.
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>>720081957

that's called rape

you are planning a rape and will be assisting a rape that you planned

the moment she realises, you will be her bitch for life, never able to leave her and always having to do what she says. you will be begging her not to tell the police that you organised her rape.
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>>720094584
There is literally no one who'd pull this off unless your girlfriend has mental retardation. Have fun getting dumped before the guy even goes in her you pathetic freak. She'll hear by footsteps too and whispers
>>720094726
Fuck off as if you know anything. Advice coming from a girl so I know what I pay attention to during sex
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>>720094906
>advice coming from a girl

Tits or gtfo
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>>720094906
She's not retarded, but I'm pretty sure I can figure out a way to make this happen without her knowing it's me. Thanks for your input though!
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>>720094906 >>720095147
Anyone could pull it off as long as they don't have a microdick. Literally all he has to do is a little extra prep...
Let the man shower using samples of the soaps you use so he smells like you, enter the room with her and blindfold her, let him in and walk near him, while he fucks her - you speak on his behalf. When he is done walk around her and take off the blindfold.

It's gg.
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>>720095044
No.
>>720095147
Oh yeah smart guy? I think scum like you deserve to die honestly. Willing to do anything for sexual pleasure. Even if it means ruining a girls life. You know when she figures it it'll be on her mind forever knowing that she was raped with the help of the only person she could trust and love. Just because you saw something in porn doesn't mean it'll be the same in real life. All those blindfolding videos with exchanged partners are fake as fuck but they gave you ideas
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id fuck her for you
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>>720095386
Did you read my previous post? >>720094414
It's not hard to question it and soap won't just do the trick. It's about what pheromones you give off in your sweat. I'd know the way my boyfriend smells if I had to choose out of a while line of other guys
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>>720095516
>Even if it means ruining a girls life. You know when she figures it it'll be on her mind forever knowing that she was raped with the help of the only person she could trust and love.
your post smells of vagina
there is no mistaking it
you must be a drama queen.
why are you here?
you should be out marching
let the men have their fun.
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>>720095516
How would I be ruining her life? You must be a girl with all this drama you're bringing. It's just a dick, it's not like I'm having a guy come over and kill her. I think the chances are pretty good she won't even know. I'll get him in and out. Maybe tie her with her ass up in the air and make her wait there alone like a game. Tease her and then slip him in, bam, then out. I don't really see how it could go song as long as I tie her well and use a good blindfold.
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>>720095669
>I'd know the way my boyfriend smells if I had to choose out of a while line of other guys
would you now?
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>>720095766
Yes I am a girl I'm just giving advice. Not a drama Queen just have my morals. I refuse to March in something like the woman's March because that goes against my morals for example, I hate feminism
>>720095863
If I found out my boyfriend did this I'd break up with him and want to kill myself to be honest so I'm just saying my opinion. It's about all those different things I listed you cuck, she'll be able to tell there's more than one guy in the room by the footsteps. A human doesn't just grow four legs and walk like a horse
>>720095905
I believe so
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>>720095766
Real men know how to have wholesome fun
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my ex got really drunk and passed out, I invited a couple of guys to put their dicks near her mouth, ass, pussy and took pics, one of the guys managed to get his dick in her, but not for long
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I've actually been the bull in a situation similar to this. Mate asked me to fuck his GF while she's tied up and blindfolded, politely declined at first but he was quite persistent. Said I felt weird about it.

Turns out they're into that shit and he told her it would be some dude off CL. Showed me videos of her saying she's happy to be fucked by anyone, going into explicit detail about what would happen to her.

Conditions were that I couldn't film anything (but he did send me the vid of her saying she wanted to be fucked by a stranger to get me on board) and I couldn't let her know it was me. He also watched and filmed.

Much better when you've got consent. No fear, no worry. And she'll be into it. Also having dinner with them knowing that i've fucked her and she has no idea is awesome.
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>>720096092
Then I'll just leave the room and send him in alone. Pump that pussy and walk out. How will she smell him with her face in the pillow? What else should I be considering to pull this off without her knowing?
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>>720096346
Woman's intuition, honey
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you need to get a nigger op to cum inside her and impregnate her. roflmao...
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>>720096318
What does this say about your testimony to Christ?
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>>720096346
Why are you doing this anyway? Do you get pleasure out of watching guys get cucked in porn and imagine yourself to be in their situation?
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>>720081957
get consent, its how i ended up fucking my sister that my friend was dating
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>>720095669
I read plenty but most of your excuses disintegrate under scrutiny.

"Dick shape" size comparison can clear that up, well that and knowing weather you're cut or uncut.

"Body feel" dependent on position the sex occurs in.

"scent" cleaning up with the right soaps will mask it to enough of an extent.

"Voice" if only he speaks and the mystery-fucker stays silent that is invalid as a concern.

>>720096092
In this case, I am glad that you are rational.
I am not telling him to do it or avoid it, it isn't my decision. I'm only telling how it could be done and I believe that under the right set of conditions it could be possible.

>>720096192
kek
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Cuck poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/12185010
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>>720096472
No. Like I said, I'm not even really interested in watching it if that's what it takes to make it happen. More just curious to see if I can and then keeping that secret from her. Knowing she got fucked by some dude and didn't even know is pretty exhilarating.
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>>720096503
Voice meaning his grunts too if he intends to cum
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>>720096617
That's fucked up then too, it means you have no respect for her
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>>720087876
>>720088704
>>720088922
>>720089732
>>720089880
Were you the Helen Keller couple who lived in motels?
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>>720096673
No that's pretty respectful
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>>720096620
>Grunting while ejaculating
>2017
>not being ninja a grandmaster of sneaky-sex-time
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>>720081957
You do realize this can lead to rape charges that actually stick, right? We're talking actual jail time here.

Everyone likes a little bit of revenge and stuff, but be smart, don't get yourself in more trouble than it's worth. There are other ways to do things, hell, even murdering someone can often lead to less trouble than what you're planning as long as you're smart. As you can see, this isn't even moral advice, it's legal one.

You go through with it, she finds out, you and another dude can go in for rape. Doesn't sound smart to me, but oh well...

Have fun, OP.
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Do it like this OP
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>>720096437
Good idea
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>>720096790
Thanks for your advice. I'm going to think about it.
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>>720096790
>revenge
op seems mischievous at best.
in simple words "it's just a prank bro"
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>>720096770
In no way is it respectful it means that she means nothing to you other than a mean of pleasure and you just have this fantasy you want to fulfil without thinking of the consequence and what kind of person that makes you
>>720096778
Doesn't everyone make some noise at least whether that's just rapid breathing?
>>720096790
This
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>>720096778
Maybe put a stethoscope on your dick and the other end in her ears?
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>>720097031
Or just put earplugs in her?
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>>720096520
Kissless virgin. You'll find a better option eventually and maybe even a girl. If it had to be out of those three, single mother is best
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>>720082361
>she could file charges
freel tho

not worth. i'd have her agree to it first. then you'll see she a hoe and be able to walk away from it
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>>720096990
Everyone is a means of pleasure to everyone else. You get off on officiousness and I'm just a toy to you. No respect there at all. At least I'm respectful when I do it and don't pretend to be disrespectful.
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>>720096799
This is hot! love makeshift bondage!
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Do what I did. I put earmuffs on her and stuck her head in a pillow case. My friend came over and fucked her while wearing my work boots. She never figured it out.
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>>720097214
I don't get off on officiousness what are you talking about? Pleasure from doing something is different to pleasure from getting off. You are a bastard though and I'm done here. My advice is to kill yourself. Or just go on, do it. It'd be nice if you did end up on prison. Then you'd realise the force of what you'd done
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i secretly video a lot of the white girls i fuck, later on get them to fuck some friends too, trust me , they dont want that shit posted online or word to get out, nobody filing charges
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It doesn't count as rape if she consented to sex with you. Your friend could deny it. What would she tell the cops "he raped me because he smelled different".
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I let my friend fuck my passed out gf. She didn't say anything. Besides, I would have loved it if her friends fucked me when I was asleep. She kinda owes me one actually.
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Sometimes my dog watches me jerk off.
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>>720097696
Are you blindfolded?
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>>720097735
No. I need to watch porn. My gf is blindfolded. I'll tie her up and then go jerk off in the other room in front of the dog.
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>>720097442
My will is bigger and stronger than yours. You've got will envy. I respect her and I respect the recipe for good sex, spicing things up. It'd be nice if you showed some respect as well. Show some respect for someone with a stronger will.
You should build a prison and put me in it, I bet you'd get off on that.
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>>720097875
Dogs love that shit. Such voyeurs.
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>>720097927
I'm sure she would. She keeps saying she's done, but keeps having one last word.
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>>720097927
My wife is bigger and stronger than yours. You have wife envy. Im gonna build a wall and put you in it like the Chinese put all those slaves in the great Wall of china. Your fat wife will be disrespected.
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>>720098021
Hero anon. you are a hero
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>>720098028
YOU have to have the last word!
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>>720082962
Kek

I'm actually impressed by how pathetic he is.
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>>720098152
God this doesn't make any sense at all
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>>720098216
At least he cums
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>>720098028
Fucking women. Don't know when to shut up. Im sure she's yelling at her sweater vest boyfriend right now.
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>>720097942
cats too. my cat puts his face asclose to my cock as he can while im jerking. mty other cat, she tries to sit on my chest.
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Great thread OP. Come back once you've done the deed.
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>>720081957

Just dump her man. Not worth the screaming and b.s. you'll have to deal with if you do this.
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>>720097031
>>720097080
I'm making fun of the idea that everybody must "grunt" when they cum.
There isn't any special skill to it.

>>720096990
>Doesn't everyone make some noise at least whether that's just rapid breathing?
It depends on how out of shape the person is. If they are not used to that amount of exercise in a day they certainly may be out of breath.

In my case I'm hardly ever out of breath, my breathing is also very quiet normally.

>>720097942
>>720098294
heh, animals are prevs.
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>>720098294
Fuckin tell me about it. My birds start to squawk when I jerk off. Fucking anoying. My neighbors asked me about it. I lied but now they know every time I masturbate.
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>>720098401
*animals are pervs
well i'm officially too tired to type coherently.
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>>720098469
once I jizzed in my fish tank. the fish swam around eating my sperm. I do it alot now.
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>>720098469
gotta buy a parrot and let let it listen to the audio of porn while you're at work and nobodies around....
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>>720098279
Sucks to be him. I think the lady doth protest too much. Maybe she was questioning whether that was really her bf the last time they played "tie me up".
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>>720098603
Do parrots masturbate?
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>>720098650
I'm sure the lack of crying after sex gave it away.
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>>720098655
Who knows but the first time you take that fuckin' bird to the vet will be golden.

Just imagine the look on the veterinarians face when they are examining the bird and it squaks "fuck me harder".

10/10
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>>720098655
how the fuck didn't his thread go from rape to animal sex? what is wrong with you people.
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>>720098902
What do you mean "you people"?
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>>720098870
If I had a parrot that said that I would chop off its fucking head.
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>>720098951
Would you prefer darkies?
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>>720099065
BACK OFF I'LL TAKE YOU ON!
HEADSTRONG TO TAKE ON ANYONE!
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>>720099065
"It aint nothin' but a thang"

>>720098985
why?
birds need to learn "mating calls" at some point in their lives. I think people should buy a bunch of them, let them learn proper slang from porn, release them into the wild, and introduce a filthy mouthed race of native parrots for the fun of it...
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>>720099462
lol, i had the same phone and case
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>>720081957
Awesome idea! U could even have a mosquito do it! She might even orgasm this time!
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>>720081957
Yeah just FYI, she can get you both jailed for this.
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