After you wipe your ass take your finger and place is directly on the butthole. If it comes back dirty or your scared to do this because you think its going to come back dirty then you literally don't know how to wipe your own ass.
>"Wiping with paper results in a completely bacteria free, sterile surface"
>"All bacteria is visible to the naked eye"
This is how fucking retarded you sound. Ass wiping is a stopgap until you get to a shower.
I take the kinds of shits where it shoots directly down in one long solid tube, and in the process sneaks down the drain on its own; Can't even see it after the fake. I wipe, sure, but nothing is on the paper.
When i use toilet,
- never stand at urinal, hover over toilet, so i dont have urine all over my pants
- soak the tip of my dick with toilet paper to absorb the last drop of urine. If I'm at home, ill get my thumb wet, and clean off the top of the dick with water
- after shitting, use toilet paper, then when you think youre near clean enough, use one baby wipe, then another toilet paper to clean out the moisture from the baby wipe so you dont get cancers from the alcohol in the shit
I avoid having a butt that smells of feces, i avoid having urine on my pants, the only "issue" with this method is all the /b/tards who are going to claim I'm not a man because they walk around literally smelling of feces while I'm fucking their chick
Uh... what's wrong anon? Some people really enjoy scat
Shit doesn't have to exist for bacteria to remain you dumb nigger. The absence of feces is not indicative of a sterile surface. So you can wipe until there's no shit and shove your finger up your ass, the bacteria is still there.
If you can't discern the difference between a clean surface and a sterile one, then yes, you are a fucking idiot. Go back to your designated shitting street in whatever 3rd world shithole you came from.
I swear they were the size of nigger coccs but it was pure shit.
>because there are bidets everywhere
This stuff makes your turds just perfect, one wipe every time with nothing even on the paper. I take it twice a day.
What the fuck are you talking about. I told you to put your finger on your asshole and see if its dirty. Not put your finger on your asshole then do a sterile test. Your hygiene is as bad as your reading comprehension.
Mine bleeds every time. Hurts pretty bad too. The whole thing looks like a pink spare tire and it didn't clench tight anymore
I'm straight. But I appreciate the make anatomy.
I'm straight too. Coccs just look and feel nice.
I wipe my ass back to front AMS
I've succed a dicc once and I did enjoy it.
You must just be trolling. The guy said he wouldn't touch his ass because he doesn't want his finger covered in bacteria even though his ass is clean of shit bits. If you only care about your hands being superficially clean instead of clean of bacteria as well then you're definitely the gross one. That's 1800s pre-germ knowledge logic right there. Also, I would like to add on that sometimes, even if there is no visible shit, dry toilet paper isn't enough to get rid of the smell either and sometimes you don't have access to a shower or baby wipes, like in public restrooms. Doing your test isn't worth getting a germy finger or a smelly finger even if one is sure that it won't be visibly dirty. This is coming from someone so obsessed with getting their bum clean that they wipe it not until there's no shit on it but until specks of blood start to appear.