After you wipe your ass take your finger and place is directly

>>720080603
Implying it doesn't come back bloody

C00l St0ry, BR0

>>720080603
Fucking niggers with theyr fuckin shitty asses.
Please post moar.

>>720080603
>2017
>not using a bidet

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Wash from the inside out, simple.

>>720081055
Learn from this anon you faggots
Bidet Master Race.

>>720081244
I never found this video. I'm so sad. Can anyone help me? I really want to masturbate at this!

>>720081282
Dubs=truth

>>720081055
>2017
>Not using a sonicare waterpik

>>720081410
Fucking Dr who bs

>>720080603
Jokes on you I don't wipe my ass :^) I just wear thongs and let them do it for me

>>720081055
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>>720081366
Fack!

>>720080603
Im scared to do this because I dont want to accidentally slip up to the second knuckle.

>>720081478
Oral Irrigator, Water flosser, whatever

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>>720080603

>"Wiping with paper results in a completely bacteria free, sterile surface"
>"All bacteria is visible to the naked eye"

This is how fucking retarded you sound. Ass wiping is a stopgap until you get to a shower.

>>720081613
Oral stands for mouth hole, you mongoloid

>>720080603
I take the kinds of shits where it shoots directly down in one long solid tube, and in the process sneaks down the drain on its own; Can't even see it after the fake. I wipe, sure, but nothing is on the paper.

>>720081711
I don't see why you can't use it on your bootyhole. Add a little mouthwash for a minty fresh anus.

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When i use toilet,

- never stand at urinal, hover over toilet, so i dont have urine all over my pants
- soak the tip of my dick with toilet paper to absorb the last drop of urine. If I'm at home, ill get my thumb wet, and clean off the top of the dick with water
- after shitting, use toilet paper, then when you think youre near clean enough, use one baby wipe, then another toilet paper to clean out the moisture from the baby wipe so you dont get cancers from the alcohol in the shit

I avoid having a butt that smells of feces, i avoid having urine on my pants, the only "issue" with this method is all the /b/tards who are going to claim I'm not a man because they walk around literally smelling of feces while I'm fucking their chick

>>720081711
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>>720081055
>>720081366
Check'd for truth

>>720081675
Your walking around with shit in your crack and I'm the one that sounds stupid. Riiight.

>>720080806
This. My asshole is blown out from taking mega dumps. My O ring has been puffed out for about a decade now. Is it too late for cream?

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>>720081631
Uh... what's wrong anon? Some people really enjoy scat

>>720081833
Exactly. This what op does too.

>2017
>still pooping

>>720081958
they need to be chemically castrated

>>720082155
Hi Kim Jong-un

>>720082155
kek

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>>720082839
Not funny you're a moron.

>>720081949
>mega dump
You mean mega dicks don't you.

>>720081891
Shit doesn't have to exist for bacteria to remain you dumb nigger. The absence of feces is not indicative of a sterile surface. So you can wipe until there's no shit and shove your finger up your ass, the bacteria is still there.

If you can't discern the difference between a clean surface and a sterile one, then yes, you are a fucking idiot. Go back to your designated shitting street in whatever 3rd world shithole you came from.

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>>720083073
I swear they were the size of nigger coccs but it was pure shit.

>>720083185
Does your cunt of a mother tell you that you're intelligent?

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>>720080603
>>720081055
>because there are bidets everywhere

This stuff makes your turds just perfect, one wipe every time with nothing even on the paper. I take it twice a day.

>>720083185
What the fuck are you talking about. I told you to put your finger on your asshole and see if its dirty. Not put your finger on your asshole then do a sterile test. Your hygiene is as bad as your reading comprehension.

>>720080806
I'm not the only one?
I broke my ass when I was young, "fucked myself with a wooden stick"
Now it bleed when the turd is too big or hard.

>>720081833

This, but sometimes repeat at least one more time with the wipes.

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>>720083610
Mine bleeds every time. Hurts pretty bad too. The whole thing looks like a pink spare tire and it didn't clench tight anymore

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>>720083860
What did you do to him?

>>720083610
My asshole leaks sometimes. I'll wipe real good, and later on I'll wipe out more shit. Doesn't stain my clothes but still.

>>720084070

Completely normal. Your ass will cut the end of a turd off and it stays in there but slowly finds its way out. It is a sign that you are straight and have a tight butthole.

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>2017
> not using the 3 seashells

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>>720084381
I'm straight. But I appreciate the make anatomy.

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>>720082625
>>720082767

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>>720084613
I'm straight too. Coccs just look and feel nice.

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I wipe my ass back to front AMS

>>720080603
Mr. Poopybutthole

>>720084846
Google Image search

A warm throbbing dicc is totally natural thing to have in your anus. Anyone that says otherwise is lying.

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>>720085030
I've succed a dicc once and I did enjoy it.

>>720083544
You must just be trolling. The guy said he wouldn't touch his ass because he doesn't want his finger covered in bacteria even though his ass is clean of shit bits. If you only care about your hands being superficially clean instead of clean of bacteria as well then you're definitely the gross one. That's 1800s pre-germ knowledge logic right there. Also, I would like to add on that sometimes, even if there is no visible shit, dry toilet paper isn't enough to get rid of the smell either and sometimes you don't have access to a shower or baby wipes, like in public restrooms. Doing your test isn't worth getting a germy finger or a smelly finger even if one is sure that it won't be visibly dirty. This is coming from someone so obsessed with getting their bum clean that they wipe it not until there's no shit on it but until specks of blood start to appear.

>>720085621
Shut the fucc up.

>>720084844
*AMA