>>720072398 Local Chinese restaurant. Its actually really fucking good food, but one day the waiter was talking shit for some reason and i didnt sit quietly and put up with his shit. Started as yelling back and forth then i flipped the table upside down even though our food was just served like a minute before it all started. The guy had like 3 buddys to back him up, but i still wasn't gonna back down so i pulled out my knife and said thats fine I'll fight all 4 of you, but the first one to step up is fucked. And they basically gave up, everyone looked like they pissed their pants so i put my knife back in my pocket and calmy walked out.
I thought they were going to play under pressure, turns out they were playing ice ice baby. Long story short I threw a drink and stiff armed a bouncer as my friends tried getting me out the door. Apparently the have a picture of me in the coat check area to this day
>>720072398 I was kicked out of prison. No joke. I'm a well-known community organizer, and when they sent me to prison I started organizing the other inmates to fight for better conditions. Five days after sticking me in, they dragged me back into court and told the court they didn't want me there. I was given bail with no conditions, not even the boilerplate about being of good behaviour and abstaining from owning weapons, so that I couldn't refuse.
Not banned from, but never going back. I ate like 40 of those tiny slim jims as a dare one night. Next day, I'm at Newport Beach and i feel the bubble guts comin' a roarin. It was a hobble 2 steps and clench your cheeks kinda dump. So naturally, I took a huge shit in some little frozen yogurt place's employee bathroom. This smell was phenomenal. The poor little white girl let me in like 'kk but im not sposed to lol'. I walked out and her face was pure horror. The whole fucking place cleared out. The wallpaper peeled off the wall for fuck's sake.
So I did the only thing I could do. I clicked my heels as i walked out the open door into the sunlight, never to be seen again by anyone who was there. Because I live 500 miles away from that poor building.
>>720075387 You know, not everyone who posts to 4chan is a suburban middle-class teenybopper. I'm a 48 year old radical unionist and community organizer who is often in the media. There's even a Wikipedia article about me. Pic related: me. If you really want to know who I am, you can do a search on this image; it's from a newspaper article about some of my recent organizing work.
>>720072398 Got banned on quite a few subreddits that I comment on sparingly all at the same time this weekend. Somebody told a funny joke, and I replied to tell the jokester i appreciated his funny joke.. Didn't realize i was commenting in the_donald. So I got banned for just posting there. Dystopia-level censorship bots on that site.
>>720075773 I only did 5 days, actually. I was arrested while doing some nocturnal direct action for the NGO I was organizing, and because I also organized the local copwatch program, the police tried to give me bail conditions which would effectively have banned me from the city.
I refused their conditions, and my lawyer warned me I would spend the next year and a half to two years in prison waiting for trial. I make it a policy to organize wherever I am, and the first thing I did was recruit the range boss and, with his help, got everyone in the pod to sign a contract agreeing to riot of they tried to separate us, so they had to deal with us as a group. Then I used my media contacts to get us a front page story on the shitty conditions inside.
It only took them 5 days to decide they didn't want me inside, causing trouble. I beat the charges two years later, incidentally, after filing a constitutional defence.
>>720072398 I fish a lot, and go into community's to fish out of little ponds. I love when HOA's threaten to trespass me. I just say "ill wait for the sheriff to show up then"
In my state, no one can own a body of water over 5 acres, and there is a an easement law put into place allowing you to be within either 10 or 15 feet, I always say 10 to be safe, of the high water mark.
and I love when the cops show up and I tell them all this, and they know they can't do shit, always their last ditch effort of busting me, is asking for me to produce a fishing permit... and I always got one. then the looks on the faces of the HOA's cucks faces when the cop tells them they can't do shit about me...
tho I have been trespassed in some parks, because again HOA fuckers, and that's where I parked at.
>>720076580 At the moment I'm renovating an old, abandoned building as a cultural centre to celebrate the hobo traditions. It's called the Utah Phillips Centre for the Hobo Arts. I've been funding it mostly out of my own pocket, and doing all the renovations myself to stretch the money as far as it'll go.
We teach people traditional hobo arts like busking, fortune telling, and folk art from found materials. If you're ever in Windsor, drop by and I'll smoke a pipe with you.
Once for having a picture of bill gates as Lynn profile icon since I couldn't think of anything else, and again (permanently) for "can't google"
I swear to Christ the "can't leave well enough alone" was me contributing to a thread (on topic mind you) and some asshat got mad at me and started flaming me. I respond twice total and get banned. Other guy gets promoted to VIP. Shittiest goddamn administration I've ever seen anywhere. Period.
>>720076838 I'm retarded because I don't think civil liberties and constitutional rights only apply to people who pay for them? Sorry, which one of us is supposed to have an IQ south of the Plimsoll line?
I live in a van and even I think fedora-wearing activist asshat is a massive asshat. You string trendy phrases together to garner support, but that isn't discrimination based on how much money someone has, it is a response to their behavior. If a rich person were doing the same it would also be illegal. Keep telling yourself you're important.
>>720076998 This makes me so angry. I don't know what kind of town Windsor even is, but I'm sure there are good, ACTUAL hardworking people that don't want to have their city that they actually give taxes plagued by hobos and places that teach people to be fucking hobos
>>720077292 Hobos have traditions stretching back a century. We're affiliated with the Industrial Workers of the World -- the Wobblies, of whom Utah Phillips was a member -- who have a tradition of unionizing in places no other union will touch. During the Great Depression, for example, so many hobos were members of the IWW than if you tried to hop a train they'd demand to see your union card and pitch you right back off if you couldn't produce one.
>>720077385 That's funny and fucked if true. Reminds me of when I was smoking a bowl in the brush with my friend and not 20 feet away from us about a dozen cross country runners come by turns out we were right next to a goddamn highschool track meet luckily they were all lads in a hurry so we booked it outta there too
>>720077776 >>720077803 Yes, well, fortunately neither of you wrote the constitution nor serve on the Supreme Court, so I think I'll keep right on fighting for equality for people who aren't overprivileged middle-class white teenage boys living in suburbia.
>>720076903 shit me and some buddys played bumpercars with the rascal carts at 3 in the morning. a few employees joined in, it was fun as fuck until the manager showed up and Mr. Makee'd us "thats not okay mmmmkkkaaayyy? please leave." didnt get banned or anything the employees ended up fine too. you must broke some shit with the footballs or something
>>720078130 >"fortunately neither of you wrote the constitution nor serve on the Supreme Court" Why the fuck do you care about the constitution or the supreme court? You just posted an anarchy flag? You fucking retarded faggot
And I'm upper-middle class, thank you very much. Make that distinction.
>>720078331 In Kanada, provincial courts have begun making rulings on what is referred to as "quasi-public property." Depending on the province courts have ruled for and against the idea, based on the legal premise that a right does not exist unless the possibility for its use also exists. Since places like shopping malls have taken over the role of public gathering places, some courts have held that they are bound by the same constitutional right of free assembly and expression that public land has. It will eventually end up in the Supreme Court at some point.
Satisfied? I've been doing this work for 25 years, and I'm good at what I do.
>>720078408 Because I'm an organizer? Because it's what I do? I live in the world as it is. That means I spend a lot of time in court, studying constitutional law, and applying pressure to politicians. Is it ideal? Of course not. But the fact I'm an anarchist and fight for the classless society without hierarchy doesn't change the fact I need to operate in the world as it exists today.
>>720079098 Regardless of what you wish to believe, the fact is courts in many jurisdictions recognize quasi-public space. It's of especial interest to union organizers -- like me -- because it has a bearing on where it's legal to picket. You proclaiming things on a Tibetan lama-swapping forum doesn't change legal precedent, youngfriend. There's plenty of material on the principle of quasi-public space available with a simple Google search if you really want to understand it.
>>720078999 You've successfully trolled me hard as fuck. At the end of every month I donate a little money to my local animal shelter. But this time in your honor, I'm going to donate to the police benevolent association so the money goes to the LEO labor union as a thank you for trying to keep you and hobos off the street.
>>720079780 Well, I like to think I've made your world a little larger and less comfortable. It's a big, wild place out there beyond the white bubble of your suburban privilege, and I am honoured to have had the opportunity to introduce you to a small slice of it.
>>720080820 >>720080990 Well guys, while you're on /b/ spreading your classism, bigotry, and hatemongering, I'll be out there fixing things in the real world like I've been doing for 25 years. It is my sincere hope that the work I do will help make you absolutely miserable and fearful in the world to come. I live for the day when folks like you will be forced to scuttle back into the wainscotting.
>>720081650 Go choke on some dick flavored poutine. Your people and your bacon suck. You're like a loft apartment over an awesome party that keeps stomping on the floor because you have work in the morning. Irrelevant.
Also, there's only one t in Wainscoting. Does your hobo school teach spelling? You should work that into your curriculum. Squeeze it in between 'hiding trackmarks' and 'bathtub gin'.
Local subway system. > get drunk with friend > friend needs a photo for annual subway ticket > remember photo booth at nearby station > proceed > an idea occurs, lets get naked and take photos > proceed > security shows up > pull the guard in, hold him down for a triple photo session > more security shows up > get banned from the underground system but the guard gives you the photos anyway Friend used that photo for his ticket
I was playing with the name filter and created 'hiltler' and self hailing, it honestly got ALOT of people upset like I couldn't believe, tons of tells to kill my self, people were flipping out. Banner came through after an hour of shiting on the bank getting people to hail me and trying to start a new guild called the national association of zoological investigation, who goal was to ensure all the piper animals were in there proper cages.
That's in the good old days of trolling, now people are so used to regular spam, games can just block most stuff automatically.
>>720083169 >be me >be nigger >walk in to game stop to steal stuf to resell for drug and new jordans >racist clerk kept a eye on me true the mirrors. >did not notice because i am a dumb nigger that doesnt understands reflections. >grabbed 2 controllers and put them in my inside niggering pouch of my coat >walk out of the store and get tazed by security guard >they took the stuff and a report was made with the cops then they let me go because i was a only 11 years old.
>>720072398 countless cs 1.6 servers. sucked at the game but played with a friend. my form of entertainment was just pissing off my team and admins. loved to head into a server with their clan tag and say I was just accepted by whoever was second or third highest on their top 10 list. act like a faggot to the other non-clan people and ruin their name.
I once got the entire boy scouts of America kicked out of a candy store.
> Was summer of 8th grade > 2005 national scout jamboree > Go to NYC with 40+ scouts and leaders > 13 or 14 years old > Go to candy store > See like infinity m&ms.... >Ohyes.tar.gz > Shirt tucked in > Pour m&ms down my shirt thinking it will stay in there. > Slips out from under tucked shirt > Pours out onto floor > Foreign guy who runs it screams in foreign > "Boy scout is no welcome heuh!!!" > No scouts allowed inside for quite a while > Other troops were mad... It's a famous candy store.
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