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Where are you banned from? (Locations, websites, services, etc).

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Where are you banned from? (Locations, websites, services, etc).
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My city's mall, a food store, a restaurant, itch.io for now
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>>720072865
Why?
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>>720072398
Used to be permabanned from 4chan, but that's cause the way my old isp was set up. The guy who had the ip address before me posted cp.
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>>720072398
sea world, as far as I know still banned. Nothing big, just stole a bunch of shit with some friends and got busted when one of them got caught and turn us in.
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>>720073062
What exactly did you steal?
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>>720073146
Willzyx probably.
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I have to stay away from every school/preschool and kindergarten in the country or I will be arrested.
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>>720073146
just a bunch of stupid shit from the shops, was 30 years ago
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>>720072398
a couple pubs
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>>720072398
Android Mulpiplayer Game

Hacked to earn million credits
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>>720072398
Your mums anus
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>>720072398

got banned from World of Warcraft about 3 times. botting
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>>720072398
Local Chinese restaurant. Its actually really fucking good food, but one day the waiter was talking shit for some reason and i didnt sit quietly and put up with his shit. Started as yelling back and forth then i flipped the table upside down even though our food was just served like a minute before it all started. The guy had like 3 buddys to back him up, but i still wasn't gonna back down so i pulled out my knife and said thats fine I'll fight all 4 of you, but the first one to step up is fucked. And they basically gave up, everyone looked like they pissed their pants so i put my knife back in my pocket and calmy walked out.
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>>720072398
Uhaul. Destroyed one of their trucks upon a deer, banned despite my insurance covering their costs.
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Every park ever
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17 different reddit boards bc of spamming gore and bestiality to the mods, temp on 4chan for bestiality, Walmart because I slept in the back room by climbing the storage racks and hung out.
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the holocaust museum
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schools
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>>720073972
and then the whole bus clapped
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>>720072398
This one go cart track in Alabama. I hit a lady too hard on the last lap by accident and she complained
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>>720072398
can you get banned from a game for having a car like that?
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>>720073972

i genuinely believe
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>>720072398
Local bookstore.

I moved all the bibles to the fiction section.
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jooz.com
funnyjunk.com
call of duty 4 on my ps3 account
littlebigplanet1, they fucked my whole account up for like 2 weeks
fucken everywhere on my phone apparently
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>>720074031
Why?
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>>720073054
lol same
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>>720072398
newbury comics. the album title was 'steal this album'. you know what happens next.
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>>720072398
A night club

I thought they were going to play under pressure, turns out they were playing ice ice baby. Long story short I threw a drink and stiff armed a bouncer as my friends tried getting me out the door. Apparently the have a picture of me in the coat check area to this day
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>>720074467
OP here. I've never played Forza online before, but you could be banned for having an explicit livery. The livery on the van might be questionable.
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>>720074746
But was it on an army post.
And like 4 months of be being at that post, some Ltc got caught with cp. It's a fucking epidemic.
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Charlie O's, Montpelier, VT.
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>>720072398
I was kicked out of prison. No joke. I'm a well-known community organizer, and when they sent me to prison I started organizing the other inmates to fight for better conditions. Five days after sticking me in, they dragged me back into court and told the court they didn't want me there. I was given bail with no conditions, not even the boilerplate about being of good behaviour and abstaining from owning weapons, so that I couldn't refuse.

It's my proudest accomplishment.
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Banned from Walmart because me and some friends took lsd and had a soccer game in there I won 5-3
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>>720075158
i dont believe your shit but it made me laugh anyways
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Not banned from, but never going back. I ate like 40 of those tiny slim jims as a dare one night. Next day, I'm at Newport Beach and i feel the bubble guts comin' a roarin. It was a hobble 2 steps and clench your cheeks kinda dump. So naturally, I took a huge shit in some little frozen yogurt place's employee bathroom. This smell was phenomenal. The poor little white girl let me in like 'kk but im not sposed to lol'. I walked out and her face was pure horror. The whole fucking place cleared out. The wallpaper peeled off the wall for fuck's sake.

So I did the only thing I could do. I clicked my heels as i walked out the open door into the sunlight, never to be seen again by anyone who was there. Because I live 500 miles away from that poor building.
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>>720075387
You know, not everyone who posts to 4chan is a suburban middle-class teenybopper. I'm a 48 year old radical unionist and community organizer who is often in the media. There's even a Wikipedia article about me. Pic related: me. If you really want to know who I am, you can do a search on this image; it's from a newspaper article about some of my recent organizing work.
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banned from my local library when i was 8 for accidentally spilling water on a book and refusing to pay 50 bucks for a book that was only 70 pages long
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>>720075158
I've seen you shitposting the same shit here before, you fucking snowflake.

I bet you did 2 weeks for mouthing off to a cop and the only thing you organized was sets of balls in your mouth.
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>>720075660
I remember you as the "no really guise I actually do look good in my fedora" guy.
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>>720075660
You organized a union for fucking social parasites? Your big fight against 'the man' was to stop them from putting spikes on the planters niggers sit on to beg for heroin money?

You're a fucking loser.
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>>720072398
Got banned on quite a few subreddits that I comment on sparingly all at the same time this weekend. Somebody told a funny joke, and I replied to tell the jokester i appreciated his funny joke.. Didn't realize i was commenting in the_donald. So I got banned for just posting there. Dystopia-level censorship bots on that site.
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>>720072398
My house
Just got out of jail for assault
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>>720075773
I only did 5 days, actually. I was arrested while doing some nocturnal direct action for the NGO I was organizing, and because I also organized the local copwatch program, the police tried to give me bail conditions which would effectively have banned me from the city.

I refused their conditions, and my lawyer warned me I would spend the next year and a half to two years in prison waiting for trial. I make it a policy to organize wherever I am, and the first thing I did was recruit the range boss and, with his help, got everyone in the pod to sign a contract agreeing to riot of they tried to separate us, so they had to deal with us as a group. Then I used my media contacts to get us a front page story on the shitty conditions inside.

It only took them 5 days to decide they didn't want me inside, causing trouble. I beat the charges two years later, incidentally, after filing a constitutional defence.
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>>720074701
i go to 4chan on a regular basis
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>>720072398
Any Laquinta Inn location
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>>720072398
I fish a lot, and go into community's to fish out of little ponds. I love when HOA's threaten to trespass me. I just say "ill wait for the sheriff to show up then"

In my state, no one can own a body of water over 5 acres, and there is a an easement law put into place allowing you to be within either 10 or 15 feet, I always say 10 to be safe, of the high water mark.

and I love when the cops show up and I tell them all this, and they know they can't do shit, always their last ditch effort of busting me, is asking for me to produce a fishing permit... and I always got one. then the looks on the faces of the HOA's cucks faces when the cop tells them they can't do shit about me...

tho I have been trespassed in some parks, because again HOA fuckers, and that's where I parked at.
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>>720076421
see
>>720076252

Organize a real job. Wherever you are.
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>>720072398
My local arcade for inserting thin rocks in the coin slots hoping they'd work
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Self ban from a bar in town.

Some lass dared me to pull my dick out, if I did she'd show tits, I did and she did.

I completely forgot that this place has 2 walls that are windows, and it may posess security cameras.

Never went back.
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>>720072398
/pol/
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>>720074768
Are you Adam Sandler
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Posted CP and got permabanned on 4chan before I moved
Almost every TF2 server for scamming
My old town's Walmart, lit 6 firecrackers in the toilets and urinials
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>>720075660
>"This is clear discrimination against a certain type of person. The amount of money you have should not determine the rights that you get"

THE TOPPEST OF KEKS

I get it. You're fucking retarded.
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>>720072398
Local Walmart cause some friends and I decided to punt footballs through the store.

Also got banned from a JCPenny at like 5 or 6 cause I kept fucking around on escalator and hit that emergency button on it cause I wanted to know what it did.
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>>720076580
At the moment I'm renovating an old, abandoned building as a cultural centre to celebrate the hobo traditions. It's called the Utah Phillips Centre for the Hobo Arts. I've been funding it mostly out of my own pocket, and doing all the renovations myself to stretch the money as far as it'll go.

We teach people traditional hobo arts like busking, fortune telling, and folk art from found materials. If you're ever in Windsor, drop by and I'll smoke a pipe with you.

Pic related: the cultural centre I'm renovating.
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>>720073972
Is this the knife you used?
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>>720076903
lol I once got stuck in an elevator between floors because I pushed the emergency button

If they don't want people pushing it they should make it big and colorful!
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>>720072398
WinWorldPC

Once for having a picture of bill gates as Lynn profile icon since I couldn't think of anything else, and again (permanently) for "can't google"

I swear to Christ the "can't leave well enough alone" was me contributing to a thread (on topic mind you) and some asshat got mad at me and started flaming me. I respond twice total and get banned. Other guy gets promoted to VIP. Shittiest goddamn administration I've ever seen anywhere. Period.

Pic related
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>>720076838
I'm retarded because I don't think civil liberties and constitutional rights only apply to people who pay for them? Sorry, which one of us is supposed to have an IQ south of the Plimsoll line?
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>>720076998
Hobo arts? What the dusty fuck?

10/10. Successful troll is successful. You really had me going for a few posts.
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>>720076838
This.

I live in a van and even I think fedora-wearing activist asshat is a massive asshat. You string trendy phrases together to garner support, but that isn't discrimination based on how much money someone has, it is a response to their behavior. If a rich person were doing the same it would also be illegal. Keep telling yourself you're important.
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>>720077142
>Shittiest goddamn administration I've ever seen anywhere. Period.

I've always wanted to start a thread on 4chan to compile a list of shit-tier administrated websites. and moderated games.
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Banned from m local schools. Working in the bush behind the school, had to piss bad, snuck behind a tree taking a piss just as the local grade 1 and 2 kids did the nature walk.
FML
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>>720076998
This makes me so angry. I don't know what kind of town Windsor even is, but I'm sure there are good, ACTUAL hardworking people that don't want to have their city that they actually give taxes plagued by hobos and places that teach people to be fucking hobos
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>>720077371
Make it on google docs and I'll contribute to that.
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>>720074598
Haha that's pretty good
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>>720076761
Screw you Bowie had just died I was very drunk and didn't want to be there in the first place
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>>720077292
Hobos have traditions stretching back a century. We're affiliated with the Industrial Workers of the World -- the Wobblies, of whom Utah Phillips was a member -- who have a tradition of unionizing in places no other union will touch. During the Great Depression, for example, so many hobos were members of the IWW than if you tried to hop a train they'd demand to see your union card and pitch you right back off if you couldn't produce one.
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>>720077278
It isn't your constitutional right to loiter on someone's flowerbed leaving Pall Mall butts and dirty diabetes needles behind after you beg for enough change to get more heroin.
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>>720077278
If you're not willing to be a part of society, then you absolutely DO NOT deserve any of the rights of that society.
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>>720077747
You've trolled enough. We get it. You're good at rustling jimmies. It was funny. Quit while you're ahead.
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>>720075320
Story?
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>>720077385
That's funny and fucked if true. Reminds me of when I was smoking a bowl in the brush with my friend and not 20 feet away from us about a dozen cross country runners come by turns out we were right next to a goddamn highschool track meet luckily they were all lads in a hurry so we booked it outta there too
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>>720077776
>>720077803
Yes, well, fortunately neither of you wrote the constitution nor serve on the Supreme Court, so I think I'll keep right on fighting for equality for people who aren't overprivileged middle-class white teenage boys living in suburbia.
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>>720078130
Tell me where in the constitution or any surpreme court judgement EVER it says you are allowed to panhandle while trespassing.

I'll wait.
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>>720076903
shit me and some buddys played bumpercars with the rascal carts at 3 in the morning. a few employees joined in, it was fun as fuck until the manager showed up and Mr. Makee'd us "thats not okay mmmmkkkaaayyy? please leave." didnt get banned or anything the employees ended up fine too. you must broke some shit with the footballs or something
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>>720078130
>"fortunately neither of you wrote the constitution nor serve on the Supreme Court"
Why the fuck do you care about the constitution or the supreme court? You just posted an anarchy flag? You fucking retarded faggot

And I'm upper-middle class, thank you very much. Make that distinction.
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>>720078331
In Kanada, provincial courts have begun making rulings on what is referred to as "quasi-public property." Depending on the province courts have ruled for and against the idea, based on the legal premise that a right does not exist unless the possibility for its use also exists. Since places like shopping malls have taken over the role of public gathering places, some courts have held that they are bound by the same constitutional right of free assembly and expression that public land has. It will eventually end up in the Supreme Court at some point.

Satisfied? I've been doing this work for 25 years, and I'm good at what I do.
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>>720077999
Judge believed my story but local cops and prosecutor are dick heads. No criminal record but can't work at the schools for 5 years.
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>>720077776
Missed quints by 1
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>>720078408
Because I'm an organizer? Because it's what I do? I live in the world as it is. That means I spend a lot of time in court, studying constitutional law, and applying pressure to politicians. Is it ideal? Of course not. But the fact I'm an anarchist and fight for the classless society without hierarchy doesn't change the fact I need to operate in the world as it exists today.
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>>720072398
Perm banned from runescape.
>had like 2b
>made it all from scamming
>got perm mute
>started to bot cuz I was bored
>banned lol
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>>720078669
>Canada
Wrong constitution, you fucking turd burglar.

A mall is private property. Period. A company bought and paid for that land, put a building on it and leased space inside said building to retailers.

Just like an apartment building isn't a fucking quasi-public space, neither is your mormon mega-mall.
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>>720078762
That sucks but it could've been way, wayyy worse. The whole public urination law is bullshit anyway it's literally meant for homeless people not using every building as a urinal.
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>>720074011
I didn't think you could be banned for zoo porn on 4chan, thought it was just a DoS type of deal.
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>>720072398
Every wal-mart for life.
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>>720075037
No shit someone from VT on here
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>>720079146
Could have been WAY worse. Lawyer said we were lucky.
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>>720079275
Pic related
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Hospital
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>>720079098
Regardless of what you wish to believe, the fact is courts in many jurisdictions recognize quasi-public space. It's of especial interest to union organizers -- like me -- because it has a bearing on where it's legal to picket. You proclaiming things on a Tibetan lama-swapping forum doesn't change legal precedent, youngfriend. There's plenty of material on the principle of quasi-public space available with a simple Google search if you really want to understand it.
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>>720079387
Yeah I'm from a small central VT town originally, spent most of my time around Burlington, and the last three years I've been wandering around the country with no physical address.
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>>720078999
You've successfully trolled me hard as fuck. At the end of every month I donate a little money to my local animal shelter. But this time in your honor, I'm going to donate to the police benevolent association so the money goes to the LEO labor union as a thank you for trying to keep you and hobos off the street.
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>>720075660
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>>720079780
Well, I like to think I've made your world a little larger and less comfortable. It's a big, wild place out there beyond the white bubble of your suburban privilege, and I am honoured to have had the opportunity to introduce you to a small slice of it.
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>>720079527
>>720079529
cmon you fucks, tells a story behind it
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>>720079595
Owners of quasi-public spaces still have the right to kick you the fuck out. And so it stays. Because this is America, you fucking pinko.
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>>720079981
>this is America
It's not, actually. This is Kanada. But I understand that the struggle over quasi-public space is equally vigorous in Britain and Amerika.
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>>720080135
In addition to advocating things like an asshole why do you spell things like an asshole?
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>>720080232
>Who is Abbie Hoffman, Alex?
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>>720072398
KFC
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>>720080135
Oh, you're a CANADIAN! And therefore irrelevant.

I get it now.

Well, when your population increases 10 times to match ours, you'll likely get nigger knifed by a Detroit native before you get the chance to reassess your stupid beliefs.

Have fun with your resource based 'dollar', idiot.
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>>720080135
It's not. We arrest niggers for trespassing in civilized countries. And so it stays.
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real life, like every chan-user!
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>>720081195
/thread
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Kentucky
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>>720080820
>>720080990
Well guys, while you're on /b/ spreading your classism, bigotry, and hatemongering, I'll be out there fixing things in the real world like I've been doing for 25 years. It is my sincere hope that the work I do will help make you absolutely miserable and fearful in the world to come. I live for the day when folks like you will be forced to scuttle back into the wainscotting.
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Banned from 4chan cause cp posted by prior IP on this ISP. And they don't care and won't unban me, already asked :/

Guess I wait for the day my ISP gives my modem a new IP.
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>>720082039
> ipconfig /release
> ipconfig /renew
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>>720081650
Go choke on some dick flavored poutine. Your people and your bacon suck. You're like a loft apartment over an awesome party that keeps stomping on the floor because you have work in the morning. Irrelevant.

Also, there's only one t in Wainscoting. Does your hobo school teach spelling? You should work that into your curriculum. Squeeze it in between 'hiding trackmarks' and 'bathtub gin'.
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>>720075660
Lol big time stuff man, homeless panhandler labour Union, ground breaking shit.

http://windsorstar.com/news/ai-windsors-panhandlers-street-vendors-join-labour-union
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Bowling alleys in the surrounding area.
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>>720081650
Whatever fuck off you fat useless commie with shit taste in fedoras

You fucking antifa types are worse than the actual nazi's because you get high from smelling your own flatulence

Get a job loser
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>>720082191
Does not resolve, for my ISP I have heard that I should disconnect the modem for 3hrs and connect again that way it can renew and grab another IP?
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>>720076555
Ain't no lawman keep me down.
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>>720072398
a bar and nogozone muslim streets in my country.
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>>720081650
Pinko BTFO
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Local subway system.
> get drunk with friend
> friend needs a photo for annual subway ticket
> remember photo booth at nearby station
> proceed
> an idea occurs, lets get naked and take photos
> proceed
> security shows up
> pull the guard in, hold him down for a triple photo session
> more security shows up
> get banned from the underground system but the guard gives you the photos anyway
Friend used that photo for his ticket
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>>720073054
i found the guy who had the ip before you >>720073277
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My old maintenance job. Apparently throwing my work keys on a 20ft ledge as a form of quitting is frowned upon by management when there is no one else able to retrieve them once i left
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The Roxy diner in Portland because i was tripping and threw strawberry Jam at their window.
Also Kit Kat club in Portland. Because I called a stripper a "dirty cunt" then she slapped me.
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>>720072398
the white house.......
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a Game Stop in Virginia. fuck the mall police
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Coshocton Ohio and a Bowling Alley in Stevens Point Wisconsin. I got drunk and set a train car on fire in coshocton. I got drunk and stoned and threw up everywhere at the bowling alley
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>>720082649
That sounds really really gay. Like legit homosexual stuff.
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I'm banned from all Bars & Taverns because I'm on a 3 years Bench Probation due to a DUI.

I'm allowed to have any alcohol or any narcotics (weed) as well.
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>>720075320
Me too
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>>720082946
greentxt
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Boise Fry Company.
I am banned at all Boise locations and even the Portland location.
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>>720081650
you do not belong here
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>>720073054
>"The guy who had it before me" posted CP

Sure bud.
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>>720075037
bestiality is illegal on 4chan and a ban able offense.
>you have been warned.
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>>720083110
Drinking and driving is even fucking stupider than bozo up there with his hobo university.

I hope you fall off the planet.
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>>720075563
kek
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>>720073972
Do you have a tribal tattoo lifted truck and the lyrics to most Slipknot/disturbed songs memorized?
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>>720075320
i stepped out of life before smart phones really got popular and i was late and never got one, now i cant even seek out women that way.
Feels bad.
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>>720072398
California
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>>720075660
aren't you the guy who created minecraft?
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>>720075563
Nice story , but why mention its a white girl nigger?
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>>720083593
>stepped out of life
Nigger what?

Just go buy a smartphone. You can get something useful $100. That's only like, 15 bags of tendies.
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>>720083042
only if your really really uncertain of you're sexuality
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EverQuest.

I was playing with the name filter and created 'hiltler' and self hailing, it honestly got ALOT of people upset like I couldn't believe, tons of tells to kill my self, people were flipping out. Banner came through after an hour of shiting on the bank getting people to hail me and trying to start a new guild called the national association of zoological investigation, who goal was to ensure all the piper animals were in there proper cages.

That's in the good old days of trolling, now people are so used to regular spam, games can just block most stuff automatically.
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Schools and playgrounds and generally wherever lots of kids are.
Convinced for "allegedly" raping 7 girls between the ages of 9-14
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>>720083751
Because I wouldn't have felt bad if Laquanda sh'Boonda had to explain that smell to her boss.

I actually felt a twinge of guilt. But only for a second.
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>>720083912
Degenerate trash. I hope you get hatefucked by a pack of niggers.
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>>720077684
>>720074768
underated hilariously stupid xDDDD
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>>720083832
no, it's too late for him anon.
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>>720084594
I'm more curious as to how the fuck one steps out of life, and want to go with him.
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>>720072398
A dive bar, my local Phillips 66, and two gas stations near the dive bar mentioned earlier.

Online I have multiple twitch accounts that are banned, a YouTube ban, and I'm banned at /r/epilepsy for shitposting gifs with flashing images
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>>720080135
Top keke, so you haven't been to any of the mudslime rich cities in canada have you. your whole community idea wont survive outside the idyllic town that you are in.
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>>720072398
I've been banned from all pornsites, cuz I'm a creep
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>>720072398
Within 150 yards of any school, playground, park, daycare or any other place children might gather at, monitor via GPS
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Club Penguin
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>>720081650
lol you can only do good for this rotten society if you are unaware of the true nature and future.
by these words i can only assume you are a major leftard.
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>>720080232
Played too much Mortal Kombat
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>>720082499
No. Try again.
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>>720085475

With that logic, whites are inferior and the earth should be left to Asians.
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>>720072398

/biz/ banned me for a few days earlier this month. They couldn't handle this beauty. I had no idea pussy was a big No NO.
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>>720083169
>be me
>be nigger
>walk in to game stop to steal stuf to resell for drug and new jordans
>racist clerk kept a eye on me true the mirrors.
>did not notice because i am a dumb nigger that doesnt understands reflections.
>grabbed 2 controllers and put them in my inside niggering pouch of my coat
>walk out of the store and get tazed by security guard
>they took the stuff and a report was made with the cops then they let me go because i was a only 11 years old.
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>>720083912
Fuck, I hope things get better for you bro
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>>720072865

dude you probably need this. Carry it at all times.

Your Welcome
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>>720086127
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>>720086041
With that logic, Asians are inferior and the earth should be left to the plants.
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>>720073054
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>>720086211
It wont help.
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>>720086041
That's right
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>>720072398
The After Hours Pub on Counter-Strike: Source
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>>720084854
i think he means emotionally withdrawn and just doesn't try to participate anymore. it's a little different than just being a neet.
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>>720072398
countless cs 1.6 servers. sucked at the game but played with a friend. my form of entertainment was just pissing off my team and admins. loved to head into a server with their clan tag and say I was just accepted by whoever was second or third highest on their top 10 list. act like a faggot to the other non-clan people and ruin their name.
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>>720086063
yeh but she could only afford having one breast enlarged
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>>720086478
I was hoping like, secret doorway to alternate dimension. Or very long K-hole.

I like my idea better. Let's go with that one. Yours is too sad.
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>>720072398
I'm banned from a sorority house lol
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>>720086722
yeah my life is fucking sad, can i come true the door when you find it ?>:
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>>720083912
Jesus fuckin Christ is that you Craig? I know who you are if you are Craig and your a huge pussy and yes I did hit you with a 40 out of my car I hope it hurt too
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I once got the entire boy scouts of America kicked out of a candy store.

> Was summer of 8th grade
> 2005 national scout jamboree
> Go to NYC with 40+ scouts and leaders
> 13 or 14 years old
> Go to candy store
> See like infinity m&ms....
>Ohyes.tar.gz
> Shirt tucked in
> Pour m&ms down my shirt thinking it will stay in there.
> Slips out from under tucked shirt
> Pours out onto floor
> Foreign guy who runs it screams in foreign
> "Boy scout is no welcome heuh!!!"
> No scouts allowed inside for quite a while
> Other troops were mad... It's a famous candy store.
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>>720087146
Also will there be women?
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>>720087146
Of course.
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>>720087245
was it dylans candy bar?
ralph laurens kike daugter owns it
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>>720083912
That is a good age. The same age that the mussies get them https://www.nytimes.com/2014/09/02/world/europe/reckoning-starts-in-britain-on-abuse-of-girls.html?_r=0
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>>720085054
>flashing images
Haha fucking hell dude
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>>720082847
kek
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>>720087857
That is mental.
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Counter Strike
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>>720085054
greentext divebar
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>>720077622
id like to see that, too. would be fun to just hope around on those on a boring day just to piss them off.
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Banned from UC Berkeley Memes for Edgy Teens page for being a Stanford student
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>>720076832
How the fuck do you scam in tf2
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