Posting again because I have nothing better to do for 2 hours
I'm a Male to Female Trans who's been on hormones for coming up to a year now (although with lots of issues with dosages having gaps and shit due to shitty parents/self medicating and the government deciding to randomly confiscate my hormones) Although I'm really not making any attempt to pass as a girl i that. so take from it what you will lol.
Toss me another bone and I'll chew it up for you. I can only rag on your poor life choices for so long before I start running out of steam. Frankly, I'm surprised you're still here--but I'm quessing with that plain-jane disposition and lack of any evident personality beyond pointless masochism, this is the most attention you've gotten in a while.
Really though, I can only do so much with two pictures.
Better than looking at the furry traps on every other thread. 6'5 here boys.
Too lazy to insult you. You're ten years too old for that pube-beard and twenty too old for that poorly-done twink haircut. That dead look in your eyes combined with what little fashion sense you have tells me you're gonna be famous one day--but probably as a child molester or mall shooter.
Work on your eyebrows, maybe add some color to your wardrobe, and it wouldn't kill you to smile a bit.
The fact that you might actually live in sunny fuckin' florida and still look like an extra from one of the later twilight movies tells me more than those stupid bent-frame glasses and tryhard scowl ever could.
Not actually me/10. Bump
Just got the glasses recently, but sure anon.
Something-something-something cock-hungry fridge-lookin' basic bitch. If that's the only correction you're gonna make, I'm gonna have to assume everything else I said was spot-on. I'm running pretty dry on insults tbh. Genuinely curious now. If you can get your validation much easier from tinder, why waste your time on here? Unless you're literally that vain.
Also, good on ya for getting that shit off. I'm not joking about that haircut, though. Pretty sure 9 of the last 10 school shooters have been rockin' that do, muchacho. Unless you're the shoot-em-up type, you'd benefit greatly from turning that rag into something a little more mature. Then again, you don't really strike me as the mature type.
The shameless narcissism, my god. Hell of a pair of ovaries on you to just admit that you're literally that desperate for attention. 'Course, now I'm just feeding right into that. I mean, I guess any news is good news when when you get passed over on the daily like a fuckin' Jewish Sunday brunch.
Why not /soc/? Why ask for roasts and not just tease desperate neckbeards like I'm sure you do irl?
> Yeah, I'm pretty much out of insults.
Listen here, you fucking macklemore's-gayer-cousin-looking motherfucker. The only thing that you're missing to fit the "kicked-out-of-every-nightclub-and-fine-dining-restaurant-in-the-state-'cause-I-keep-picking-fights-with-the-staff" stereotype is the gauges, macbook pro, and 1/2lb of roofies you most definitely keep "for a good time," you pretentious-looking fuckbasket.
You keep a nice bathroom, though. Your mother clean it for you?
you got it, nigga
am trap, and yes you're gay if you like it
You know, I can't decide what's lower at first glance: your pre-existing self esteem, or the bar you've set for yourself with that "notice me, I'm not like other girls" hair color. I'm not surprised there's colorful blocks and children's toys behind you--you've got to have the iq of a fucking dachsund to think in any way that that shirt or that hair color is doing you ANY favors, girl.
> Ironic that you've got the dog filter on, isn't it?
Fr tho, Nice eyes, cute smile, ditch the filters, and I swear to god if you have a cock, I'm going to hang myself with a rope made from that wad of gum you call hair.
Come on, florida. You're not fooling anyone with that pencil-pusher. Now you're right, there's nothing wrong with packing what is literally an average cock, but you shot yourself in the pole with that "seven" line. Even your mother knows you ain't pushing anything near that.
I've seen midgets with biggers dicks than that sorry excuse for a meat stick. Florida anon's is not much biger though, but let yourself grow before you commit to an argument, and shave for christ sake. Also, shave, both of you.
Wait a second. Now you're fuckin' with me. Those strung-out pupils in what looks like a dimly-lit broom closet, that grimace, and that wiry-ass hairdo you've got going on and you're frontin' that you ain't 100% bonkers? Last time I heard of a chick with that combo she was on the news for cutting off her husband's cock.
You're not crazy? Yeah, and I've got a 14-foot cock.
I dig the sweater/shirt thing you've got goin' on though.
If you only knew, chief. Google it, you might learn something.
Tryna keep this bitch alive so I can fulfill my weekly quota of actual human interaction/10
post sinks fags...mods sleeping
Ask a fat cunt that's lost control of his life anything
Btw, I'm not them. but i didn't have id at 18 because my parents are psychos that kicked me out.
we're washing dishy didly doos you fuck
This life wasn't mean for us common folk, anon. You seem like an honest man, too.
If that's you in the picture, you're giving yourself too much credit, princess. If not, you're setting your bar awful low, chief. We live in the age of 4k HD instant-gratification.
Fr tho, I ain't trying to hurt any feelings here.
>white bois can't compete
Roast me /b/ros
nice meme, death grips are good. Now i'm listening to the knife, sue me.
Been a while since I've seen a decent looking chimp. I think you can slay any 300+ weight "lady" that your species likes so much, but once you get to that 299 you don't have a chance.
>thinking i actually got it from tumblr
>thinking I wouldn't know you would say that
>more to the point, thinking I actually care
kek, you're one of those real uptight neckbeards aren't you?
Like Jimi Hendrix with none of the talent, or charisma, or looks. But hey, you've got that fetal-alcohol-syndrome thing going for you. The fact that I don't see any women or friends for that matter, combined with that perpetual sad-sack face you're carrying tells me you're the kind of guy who unironically likes natty light, naruto, and secretly wishes he was white.
Racially-charged insults are the poor man's roasts, anon.
got two of you fuckers in one. nice
have another tumblr file name picture with no context.
Scrotum-head and pube chin/10. All you're missing is the vape pen, friendo. But it's in everyone else's best interests for you to stick to those cancer sticks so we don't have to put up with that smug, pseudointellectual facade you've *totally* nailed down.
You seem like a nice enough guy tho.
No, man, don't do that to me. You're gonna go and make me feel bad for being a dick to people seeking validation from strangers on the internet.
Trim the beard and tan the scalp tho.
Well the hairs obviously a wig bro. From a Halloween party with bae
Here's me trying to be drizzy. At least he's kinda black
Fuck, man. You got me. Wasn't expecting a costume. I honestly can't make any calls now since I was wrong the first time. Fuck it.
You're still rockin' that fuckin' frown though. And unless your drizzy look comes with that shit excuse for a moustache and 20-year-old college twink getup you've got going, then you strike me as the kinda black guy who gets pulled up onstage at trump rallies.
If the wife is happy with me i am happy with me. Dont really care to impress anyone
Two things. One, way to be a trooper. You obviously know how to take good care of yourself. Also, did you lurk on the thread just waiting for a reply?? How very superficial.
Goddamn you for being so complacent. Your lady seems snarky, but in a good way. You keep on bein' a happy dude.
Way to land a catch. Glad you're happy. But I've gotta keep the insult train rolling or I'm gonna fall sleep--you're only a haircut and some colored contacts way from being a discount Shoenice--with all the dopey simplicity and shit-eating naivette that entails. And your lady looks like Evanescence's retarded mexican cousin.
I had to check the post times thinking there was a 10 second gap between them or something. I just keep thread up in another tab with auto update on, it tells you if you get a (you) !
faggot need exposedf!!!!!!!!!!!!
Face too small for head/10
Has friends who unironically call each other nigger/10
Cut jeans and popped collar/10
Go back to jerking each other off you closeted pieces of trailer trash.
God, you're like a walking stereotype. Shit mustache/beard combo, tacky piercing, greasy hair, instgram filter--seriously, what is this, a liberal arts college? I'm not surprised you're taking this picture alone.
You really cant upset me m8.
Actually graduated. Have a boring office job with a 401k and everything. Just moved my fiancé in to my place too.
Please don't be too harsh
I would give myself a 7/10 rate
Good on ya, m8. Upgraded from liberal-arts major to "really, I'm different than those other sheep" office flunky. You're hittin' me hard with that drop-out tattoo artist vibe.
Really though, good shit to hear m8. Congrats to you and the lady.
Yeah we are. She sex me good
A little bit of roasting here and there, and apparently the part of life where they were handing out common sense you absolute fucking tool. Lemme guess, you definitely did or at least though about making this your profile picture because "that'll show those dumb liberals!" Your face tells me you're probably 19. Your voting preferences tell me 16. The fact that you actually bought the merch tells me you're literally retarded.
Congrats on the win tho.
Lmao 10/10. Here's my last bad selfie and shitty excuse for a smile
Jesus fucking christ, if I had known I was talking to discount crackhead Alfonso Ribeiro, I would've tried a little harder. Thanks for being a good sport, man.
i like your braids
nice face until you look at the euro-trashy outfit...
unless this photo was taken while you were working a trump campaign event, your look is slightly troubling
Trash piercing, trash hair, trash fashion, picture taken in what looks like an apartment stairwell--and you're what, like 14? I can't do any more to you that your uncle hasn't done already, sweetheart. Learn to take a better picture and we'll talk.
Fr tho, your eyes are blurry but I like your smile.
You fuckin' pedro-from-napoleon-dynamite-lookin' motherfucker.
I feel like if I go any further you'll shoot up a school. Shave the 'stache, trim the brows, find a better haircut and some less stereotypical fashion sense.
That nigga posts me all the time. I only just had a look in here
Pic relate: i don't have long hair anymore
>Discount crackhead Alfonso
Made my fucking night lol. Never change /b/, im takin my ass to sleep
K. So that guy's a faggot, and I like your hair and eyes and shit. But you did get conned into shelling out a pic of your tatas. You're either neurotic or not the brightest bulb in the box.
R8 or roast i don't care. If you're gonna roast be creative.
Yikes. That actually does kinda suck, m8. Bright side is, you'll hopefully get a decent job after uni and you can do right by your ma. As long as you're not picking a stupid major, that is.
Ok then rate this picture m8
Literally has a penis.
Take a better picture. And clean your room.
You look like a time-travelling metrosexual vietnam survivor. Heartwarming smile/10
I really honestly just wanna know what the fuck is goin' on with this picture. If you're using a filter, quit that shit you insecure priss. Otherwise, you might be the first fetal-alcohol-syndrome white-boy china doll the world has ever seen.
Roast me /b/
Right eye is either lazy or you're a bad photographer. You still need to fix your hair, and my friend, gel is not the answer. Shave better. Ditch the middle-school-tier hoodies and sports gear.
But I can see it in your face, you've got bright eyes and a goofy-ass smile, bruh. Practice that shit in the mirror 'till you've got it lookin' human and 90% of that other shit fixes itself.
My wonderful visage
In karate gear after 3 big fights
Which I won.
Me looking like a fag here
10/10 hot af
Obvious trap is obvious
I secretly like edgy shit too much not to appreciate the lip ring. Also qt smile
Too cute to actually surf /b/
I really like this image
You are very much too young to be here. Post belt or GTFO
You know, I was gonna refer you to
but you pretty much captured the sentiment of that picture yourself. Self deprecation is the poor-man's comedy, anon. Git gud or git out.
I'll go ahead and call that van ahead of time, m8.
Anyone who uses the word cutie on this website unironically is both incredibly out of touch and entirely deserving of ridicule.
What is this, one of your fucking loli slashfics?