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Faces of /b/, rates/ roasts, etc

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Faces of /b/, rates/ roasts, etc
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Posting again because I have nothing better to do for 2 hours
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>>720072070

I like your tongue.
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What the fuck happen to 4chan?
You faggots need to fuck off back to tumblr
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>>720072273

For the times, they are a-changin'
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>>720072273
>What the fuck happen to 4chan?

Fag's like you LOL XD
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>>720072273
Ugh, could you please fuck off with the slurs
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>>720072238
never been told that before lol. But thanks I guess, I like sticking it out
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I love attention give me attention
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>>720072485
It looks soft and moist. no homo
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>>720072575

ok
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>>720072414
Shut up nigger
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>>720072599
I'm a Male to Female Trans who's been on hormones for coming up to a year now (although with lots of issues with dosages having gaps and shit due to shitty parents/self medicating and the government deciding to randomly confiscate my hormones) Although I'm really not making any attempt to pass as a girl i that. so take from it what you will lol.
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>>720072635
thank u papa
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>>720072070
Are you a bitch or a nigga?
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>>720072926
Male 2 Female deeeeewd
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roast my dad
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Yo, crazy-eyes. You still lurking around? I wasn't done taking out my neckbearded frustration on you.

Also, this thread really does belong in /soc/
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>>720073018
Cringe
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>>720073129
He looks like the old guys in doujins that get to fuck traps. 10/10 dad
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>>720073148
Give it to me b
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>>720073018
tell me about bane
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>>720073018
Merry-christmas-the-only-gift-you-got-this-year-was-the-expiration-on-the-restraining-order-you-poor-fashion-sense-having-onision-looking-degenerate/10
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>>720073252
Toss me another bone and I'll chew it up for you. I can only rag on your poor life choices for so long before I start running out of steam. Frankly, I'm surprised you're still here--but I'm quessing with that plain-jane disposition and lack of any evident personality beyond pointless masochism, this is the most attention you've gotten in a while.

Really though, I can only do so much with two pictures.
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Better than looking at the furry traps on every other thread. 6'5 here boys.
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>>720072907
Too lazy to insult you. You're ten years too old for that pube-beard and twenty too old for that poorly-done twink haircut. That dead look in your eyes combined with what little fashion sense you have tells me you're gonna be famous one day--but probably as a child molester or mall shooter.

Work on your eyebrows, maybe add some color to your wardrobe, and it wouldn't kill you to smile a bit.

Potential/10
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>>720073742
B a s i c
B i t c h
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>>720073742
Tits or seriously gtfo..
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>>720073704

what the fuck is that shit around your neck faggot
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>>720073844
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>>720073704
Take off your glasses...and your clothes
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>>720073849
Oh, right. Forgot you guys don't know what girlfriends are. Yeah, that mythical creature gave me it.
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>>720073911
I really hope you know you have attention issues
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>>720073911
Timestamp
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>>720073704
Linkin park/10
The fact that you might actually live in sunny fuckin' florida and still look like an extra from one of the later twilight movies tells me more than those stupid bent-frame glasses and tryhard scowl ever could.

Respectable-young-man-under-that-mop-and-pubestache/10
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>>720073911
FUCKING CALL ME NOW

07588457414
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>>720073983

>girlfriend

yeah no,

>Boyfriend
is more like it

why the fuck are you wearing it, you literally look like a buttpounder with that shit
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>>720074113

holy shit kill yourself.
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>>720074151
Tits.
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>>720073129
Raised-a-degenerate-and-hasn't-yet-grown-up/10
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>>720074151
agreed, you look like a total faggot with that shit out. atleast put it IN your t-shirt when your gf's not around.
- the Mtf Faggot
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Not actually me/10. Bump
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>>720073559
Actually I downloaded tinder yesterday. My need for constant attention is being satisfied. :)
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>>720073960
Just got the glasses recently, but sure anon.
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Definitely not you
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>>720074580


Boner
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>>720074072
1, just got off of work
2, Yes I've lived in Florida all my life
3, Literally just shaved the disgusting mustache off again. I hate it too.
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>>720074580
Now go a little down south please
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>>720074580
show dick
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>>720074528
Something-something-something cock-hungry fridge-lookin' basic bitch. If that's the only correction you're gonna make, I'm gonna have to assume everything else I said was spot-on. I'm running pretty dry on insults tbh. Genuinely curious now. If you can get your validation much easier from tinder, why waste your time on here? Unless you're literally that vain.
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>>720071788
You look like a normie faggot.
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>>720074903
Yeah, maybe another day, buddy.
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>>720075073

I am.
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>>720075000
trips

delivar
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>>720075044
I went on here because I didn't have any new replies within the last hour
Way too long
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>>720074877
Checked.
Also, good on ya for getting that shit off. I'm not joking about that haircut, though. Pretty sure 9 of the last 10 school shooters have been rockin' that do, muchacho. Unless you're the shoot-em-up type, you'd benefit greatly from turning that rag into something a little more mature. Then again, you don't really strike me as the mature type.
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>>720075159

deliver, fagit

>>720075000
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>>720071788
Micropenis/10
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>>720075291

Thats a new one
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>>720075159
That fucking necklace keep it. You'll feel ridiculous when she dumps you, but you'll just deny it.. you'll cry, holding it in your hands like it's a diamond.
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Roast me faggots.
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>>720075271
I'm getting it cut soon.
>>720075283
Working on it. Just fucking beat my meat like an hour ago so give me a god damn second.
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>>720075476
Why the fuck do you have a shower scrunchy on your head?
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>>720075476

>Pound-My-Butt-Please-Daddy hairstyle

>Wings tattooed on wrist

If I was your hand, I would want to fly away too.
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>>720071788
/b/ doesn't have a face, newfag.
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>>720075244
The shameless narcissism, my god. Hell of a pair of ovaries on you to just admit that you're literally that desperate for attention. 'Course, now I'm just feeding right into that. I mean, I guess any news is good news when when you get passed over on the daily like a fuckin' Jewish Sunday brunch.

Why not /soc/? Why ask for roasts and not just tease desperate neckbeards like I'm sure you do irl?

> Yeah, I'm pretty much out of insults.
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>>720075374
YOUR MOM
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>>720071788
Op why did you put up a pic of Jarrod Alonge?
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>>720075496

Takes you an hour to re-up? Maybe think about your dad's lovemaking to get you in the mood again.
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>>720075159
Plz
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>>720075768
Who? No, thats me just after christmas
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Roasttt mee ugly cunts
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>>720075673
I bet you couldn't find out where I live with my pic fag
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>>720071788
Nice Mjolnir. You asatru?
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>>720075768
After googling, I don't really see the resemblance.
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lower my self esteem
:^)
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Roast me you ugly fucks
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>>720075942
yep, Hail Aesir
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>>720075933
>/b/ doesn't have a face, newfag.
Where did this say anything about finding you?
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>>720075476
Listen here, you fucking macklemore's-gayer-cousin-looking motherfucker. The only thing that you're missing to fit the "kicked-out-of-every-nightclub-and-fine-dining-restaurant-in-the-state-'cause-I-keep-picking-fights-with-the-staff" stereotype is the gauges, macbook pro, and 1/2lb of roofies you most definitely keep "for a good time," you pretentious-looking fuckbasket.

You keep a nice bathroom, though. Your mother clean it for you?
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>>720075747
Because. Aren't we both amused now? I know I am.
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>>720075998
Thats a dude in a wig
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>>720072998
Ah, a bitch nigga.
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>>720075942
Nice hail!
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Rate/roast me /b/
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>>720072998
post dem boi poosi
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>>720076011
Do they not have soap or shampoo where you live?
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>>720075998
Those snapchat filters make even pretty girls look stupid. And you're not pretty
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>>720073911
Nice dubs.
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>>720076118

Dike.
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>>720076075
you got it, nigga
am trap, and yes you're gay if you like it
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>>720076263
Fam that doesn't make sense
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>>720075998
You know, I can't decide what's lower at first glance: your pre-existing self esteem, or the bar you've set for yourself with that "notice me, I'm not like other girls" hair color. I'm not surprised there's colorful blocks and children's toys behind you--you've got to have the iq of a fucking dachsund to think in any way that that shirt or that hair color is doing you ANY favors, girl.
> Ironic that you've got the dog filter on, isn't it?

Fr tho, Nice eyes, cute smile, ditch the filters, and I swear to god if you have a cock, I'm going to hang myself with a rope made from that wad of gum you call hair.
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>>720076126
Noooooo, I have a BF anon

>>720076295
So many traps here. You had me fooled in that first pic though
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>>720076295

You're not even a good trap, not passable. terrible makeup skills, too.
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>>720074903
>>720075000
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>>720076403
LMAO GET CUCKED
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Repost R8?
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>>720076373
you look like both a dike, and a chavy boy I know lol
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>>720076403
>>720076295
AHHAHAHAHA I FUCKING KNEW IT. SEND ME THAT WIG SO I CAN VERY HONESTLY HANG MYSELF WITH IT.

Reasonably convincing trap/10
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>>720076373

Allow me to clarify: You are (or look like) a butch lesbian, colloquially referred to as a "dike"
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>>720075998
Chola.
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>>720076295
thats a very liberal use of the word trap friend
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>>720076472

eh... I mean, at least you got a nice face
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>>720076677
I'm not pleasuring you with it faggot. Girlfriend is 5'3 anyways, so I don't need to have some 9 inch monster cock. 7 is just fine with me, lads.
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>>720076472
8
would suck
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>>720076967


"7"

you can lie to me, but you cant lie to yourself
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>>720076041
I'm at a solid 5/10 on the fun-scale right now. I honestly can't tell who's fucking with who anymore. Oh well. Unless you've got another pic for me, it's been real, toots.
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>>720073844
Cuck
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>>720077215
"Roger, you've been making your cutting marks in woodworking class really well, what's your secret?"
"My ruler doesn't lie to me."

Moral of the story, rulers don't lie faggot.
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>>720076967
Come on, florida. You're not fooling anyone with that pencil-pusher. Now you're right, there's nothing wrong with packing what is literally an average cock, but you shot yourself in the pole with that "seven" line. Even your mother knows you ain't pushing anything near that.
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>>720077215
Shut up virgin
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>>720076295
It's not a trap if you see it a mile away
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>>720077431

TIL rulers can post on /b/

how do you type without fingers?
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roast this roastie
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>>720077504
Ruler or gtfo, chodissimo
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>>720076518
Not too bad
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>>720077504

holy shit thats the smallest erection I have ever seen. what is that, 3.5?
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>>720077584
Asian Hermione
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>>720077504
lmao you've got a bit of a baby dick for a 6'5 dude mang
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>>720077504
I've seen midgets with biggers dicks than that sorry excuse for a meat stick. Florida anon's is not much biger though, but let yourself grow before you commit to an argument, and shave for christ sake. Also, shave, both of you.
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>>720077584
If you've seen one, you've seen 'em all. That goes for pussy, personality, and potential. 7/10 still got that crazy-chick think going.
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>>720077783
6'5 anon here, that's not my cock.

>>720076472
This one is^^
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>>720077939
Stop lying dude
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>>720077874
I'm not crazy :-)
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Quick bump
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>>720078163

Why
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>>720078059
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>>720078242
Don't question me
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;;
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>>720078332
Mods, get this 14 year old out please.
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>>720078159
Wait a second. Now you're fuckin' with me. Those strung-out pupils in what looks like a dimly-lit broom closet, that grimace, and that wiry-ass hairdo you've got going on and you're frontin' that you ain't 100% bonkers? Last time I heard of a chick with that combo she was on the news for cutting off her husband's cock.
You're not crazy? Yeah, and I've got a 14-foot cock.

I dig the sweater/shirt thing you've got goin' on though.
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>>720077584
Not hating. I think your pretty hot, but I'm also pretty sure you're a trap. Either way, I'd still smash until you prolapse.
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>>720078332
Minecraft-shirt-under-that-sweater-unironically-likes-pewdiepie-down-syndrome-mexiscum/10

Real original haircut too, bucko. Your mom cop you that phone?

MODS
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>>720078242
If you only knew, chief. Google it, you might learn something.
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Tryna keep this bitch alive so I can fulfill my weekly quota of actual human interaction/10
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>>720078826
i'm 18 lol
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>>720078896
Sauce?
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sup
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>>720079055
Post license then faggot. Block out everything except face and age
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>>720079137
Not you/10
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>>720078159
Whoa there, you didn't have to pull your picture like that.

>>720079058
Ahaha you scum

>>720079055
Yeah, sure. Blah blah blah, you're lying, blah blah blah 14-foot cock.
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>>720079148
>implying everyone has id at 18
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>>720078163
>>720078896
>>720079019
post sinks fags...mods sleeping
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>>720079289
aesthetic af
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>>720079268
Learner's permit, college ID, birth certificate, mail addressed to you, or admit you're a fuckin' liar.
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>>720079268
>NOT HAVING AN ID AT 18.
Nice try, faggot. See ya in 4 years.
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>>720079289
What's going on in here?
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>>720079411
I'd actually fuck that sink holy shit.
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>>720079482
Not a diddly-damn thing, you cornpuff-looking fuck. Jog on.
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>>720079411
check me mofos
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>>720079482
Asians just keep getting more yellow smh...
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Ask a fat cunt that's lost control of his life anything
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>>720079630
Damn. I didn't know gay viking twinks still existed.
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>>720079630
U look like a bitch
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>>720079424
>>720079469
Btw, I'm not them. but i didn't have id at 18 because my parents are psychos that kicked me out.
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>>720071788
Partner in my Spanish classes looks just like you, he's a cool dude.
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>>720079482
we're washing dishy didly doos you fuck
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>>720079630
See:
>>720076035
Also, wash your hair, trim your beard, and stop acting like such a faggot. Unless you're actually a faggot, in which case--no harm done.
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>>720079424
>post your identity so we can believe you on an image board
>being this dense
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>>720079691
This life wasn't mean for us common folk, anon. You seem like an honest man, too.
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>>720079840
SCARED FAGGOT
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>>720079258
Didn't have time to save it so you can jack off to it later?
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>>720079691
Kill her when she's asleep
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>>720079840
> Not willing to post proof because mom would get a phone call
> Apparently incapable of covering an ID to only display a birthdate
> Shiggy. Fuckin'. Diggy.
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>>720079995
Who?
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>>720079759
>Death Grips
>18
Nice try. I was wrong. See you in 6 years, faggot.
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>>720080048
You'll know when the time comes
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>>720080119
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>>720076011
holy fucking shit, shave, get a haircut, take off that hat, trim your fucking eyebrows even, you are an ape and you dont have to be
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>>720079989
If that's you in the picture, you're giving yourself too much credit, princess. If not, you're setting your bar awful low, chief. We live in the age of 4k HD instant-gratification.

Fr tho, I ain't trying to hurt any feelings here.
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>>720076011
All I've got for you is AHAHAHAHA what the fuck.
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>white bois can't compete
Roast me /b/ros
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I FUCKING DARE YOU FAGGOTS TO POST A LOLI
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>>720072907
Go to sleep Jake
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>>720080117
nice meme, death grips are good. Now i'm listening to the knife, sue me.
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>>720080446
>Tumblr
I'm not surprised
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>>720080299
If u aim for the moon ull land among the starst
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>>720080412
Been a while since I've seen a decent looking chimp. I think you can slay any 300+ weight "lady" that your species likes so much, but once you get to that 299 you don't have a chance.
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>>720080446
>filename
>Being this autistic
Holy shit. Just go back to Tumblr, faggot.
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>>720080412
8/10 fam
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Hi friendos
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>>720080524
>thinking i actually got it from tumblr
>thinking I wouldn't know you would say that
>more to the point, thinking I actually care
kek, you're one of those real uptight neckbeards aren't you?
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>>720080412
Like Jimi Hendrix with none of the talent, or charisma, or looks. But hey, you've got that fetal-alcohol-syndrome thing going for you. The fact that I don't see any women or friends for that matter, combined with that perpetual sad-sack face you're carrying tells me you're the kind of guy who unironically likes natty light, naruto, and secretly wishes he was white.

>>720080596
Racially-charged insults are the poor man's roasts, anon.
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>>720080713
got two of you fuckers in one. nice
have another tumblr file name picture with no context.
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>>720080795
Scrotum-head and pube chin/10. All you're missing is the vape pen, friendo. But it's in everyone else's best interests for you to stick to those cancer sticks so we don't have to put up with that smug, pseudointellectual facade you've *totally* nailed down.

You seem like a nice enough guy tho.
>>
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>>720080995
Oh i am just fat and lazy. I dont consider myself better than other people or anything. And i made peace with being ugly.
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>>720081052
One of those guys that cuts me in line at a gas station, but is scary af, so I just wait while you pick which methanol death stick you want today.
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>>720081052
Gollum from LOTR if he was a 260lb, cousin-fucking troglodyte. 'Course you live in the southwest.
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>>720080795
sup
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>>720080596
My two recent GFs have been on the curvy side so good roast my cracka
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>>720081161
No, man, don't do that to me. You're gonna go and make me feel bad for being a dick to people seeking validation from strangers on the internet.

Humble dude/10
Trim the beard and tan the scalp tho.
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>>720081367
m'lady/10
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>>720081386
Hey Spratt
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>>720081398
My boi. I could see myself hittin up a pub with you. Keep it fly man. Curvy babes are pretty rockin and popular nowadays anyways
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Roast or r8, m8
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>>720081458

>Implying I would ever try to respect a woman
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>>720080739
Thanks fam

>>720080846
Well the hairs obviously a wig bro. From a Halloween party with bae
Here's me trying to be drizzy. At least he's kinda black
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>>720081736
cunt/10
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>>720081725
I tear that shit up m8. I'm east coast near NY if you're ever down for a bar crawl
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>>720081849
4U m8
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>>720082067
tnx, i'll cherish it.
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>>720081764
Fuck, man. You got me. Wasn't expecting a costume. I honestly can't make any calls now since I was wrong the first time. Fuck it.

You're still rockin' that fuckin' frown though. And unless your drizzy look comes with that shit excuse for a moustache and 20-year-old college twink getup you've got going, then you strike me as the kinda black guy who gets pulled up onstage at trump rallies.
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>>720081735
The bottom half of your face belongs on an androgynous child. Literally what the fuck.

Cute eyes tho.
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>>720082579
Right? I hate the bottom half of my face. I wish I had an upperlip!
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>>720081412
If the wife is happy with me i am happy with me. Dont really care to impress anyone
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>>720082781
Two things. One, way to be a trooper. You obviously know how to take good care of yourself. Also, did you lurk on the thread just waiting for a reply?? How very superficial.

>>720082798
Goddamn you for being so complacent. Your lady seems snarky, but in a good way. You keep on bein' a happy dude.
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>>720083027
Shes a sweetheart tbh
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Rate my nigger's face
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Roast away
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>>720083091
Way to land a catch. Glad you're happy. But I've gotta keep the insult train rolling or I'm gonna fall sleep--you're only a haircut and some colored contacts way from being a discount Shoenice--with all the dopey simplicity and shit-eating naivette that entails. And your lady looks like Evanescence's retarded mexican cousin.
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>>720083027
I had to check the post times thinking there was a 10 second gap between them or something. I just keep thread up in another tab with auto update on, it tells you if you get a (you) !
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>>720083310
uncanny valley, wouldn't feel comfortable getting in bed with him face/10
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snap_ geekztor

faggot need exposedf!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>720083310
Face too small for head/10
Has friends who unironically call each other nigger/10
Cut jeans and popped collar/10

Go back to jerking each other off you closeted pieces of trailer trash.

>>720083439
God, you're like a walking stereotype. Shit mustache/beard combo, tacky piercing, greasy hair, instgram filter--seriously, what is this, a liberal arts college? I'm not surprised you're taking this picture alone.
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>>720071788
Sup mikael
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>>720083596
Oh, shit. Well, my bad. Scratch that last part.
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>>720083455
You really cant upset me m8.
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>>720084007
I know. It's mostly practice at this point.
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>>720084007
It's just all jokes, or supposed to be anyway. I don't think he's trying to actually upset you! You two look happy together
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>>720083803
Actually graduated. Have a boring office job with a 401k and everything. Just moved my fiancé in to my place too.
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Please don't be too harsh

I would give myself a 7/10 rate
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Oldfag cripple
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>>720071788
What I miss?
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>>720084389
Good on ya, m8. Upgraded from liberal-arts major to "really, I'm different than those other sheep" office flunky. You're hittin' me hard with that drop-out tattoo artist vibe.
Really though, good shit to hear m8. Congrats to you and the lady.
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>>720084267
Yeah we are. She sex me good
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>>720081735
Solid 6
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>>720084560
A little bit of roasting here and there, and apparently the part of life where they were handing out common sense you absolute fucking tool. Lemme guess, you definitely did or at least though about making this your profile picture because "that'll show those dumb liberals!" Your face tells me you're probably 19. Your voting preferences tell me 16. The fact that you actually bought the merch tells me you're literally retarded.

Congrats on the win tho.
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>>720084526
Honestly, other than the autistic-robin-williams look you've got going on, I've got nothing. Way to be at least somewhat normal-looking. Shame about the cybernetics, though.
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>>720082327
Lmao 10/10. Here's my last bad selfie and shitty excuse for a smile
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Just took this today /b/
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>>720085192
Jesus fucking christ, if I had known I was talking to discount crackhead Alfonso Ribeiro, I would've tried a little harder. Thanks for being a good sport, man.
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>>720080914
i like your braids
>>720083310
nice face until you look at the euro-trashy outfit...
>>720084560
unless this photo was taken while you were working a trump campaign event, your look is slightly troubling
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>>720083439
Sup Kylo how's episode eight coming along. Hope the emo treatment is going well
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>>720084710
Hey thanks
>>720085446
Holy shit, thought I was the only one that saw Kylo there
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>>720085345
Trash piercing, trash hair, trash fashion, picture taken in what looks like an apartment stairwell--and you're what, like 14? I can't do any more to you that your uncle hasn't done already, sweetheart. Learn to take a better picture and we'll talk.

Fr tho, your eyes are blurry but I like your smile.
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>>720083439
I'd fuck you ;)
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Give me your honest rate
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r8
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>>720084560
Dumbass college kid 6/10
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>>720085746
You fuckin' pedro-from-napoleon-dynamite-lookin' motherfucker.

I feel like if I go any further you'll shoot up a school. Shave the 'stache, trim the brows, find a better haircut and some less stereotypical fashion sense.
7/10
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>>720074035
>>720073844
>>720073842
That nigga posts me all the time. I only just had a look in here
Pic relate: i don't have long hair anymore
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>>720085394
>Discount crackhead Alfonso
Made my fucking night lol. Never change /b/, im takin my ass to sleep
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>>720085834
I don't know what's worse: the possibility that that's your mother's house you're taking selfies in, or that it isn't. Why don't you reflect on your sins for a bit?
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>>720085960
K. So that guy's a faggot, and I like your hair and eyes and shit. But you did get conned into shelling out a pic of your tatas. You're either neurotic or not the brightest bulb in the box.

8/10
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>>720086302
I did it willingly as I have for a long time. Exhibitionist, I enjoy sharing.
It's idiots like him that ruin it.

Cheers though anon
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>>720086042
im 23, actualy im in in the university and i can`t pay a rent, in my country is too expensive live alone :(
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>>720086511
Well, fuck. You got me beat. Cheers.
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>>
R8 or roast i don't care. If you're gonna roast be creative.
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>>720086665
Solid 6.
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>>720086552
Yikes. That actually does kinda suck, m8. Bright side is, you'll hopefully get a decent job after uni and you can do right by your ma. As long as you're not picking a stupid major, that is.
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R8 b8
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>>720085924
Ok then rate this picture m8
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>>720086641
Literally has a penis.

>>720086665
Take a better picture. And clean your room.

>>720086675
You look like a time-travelling metrosexual vietnam survivor. Heartwarming smile/10

>>720086801
I really honestly just wanna know what the fuck is goin' on with this picture. If you're using a filter, quit that shit you insecure priss. Otherwise, you might be the first fetal-alcohol-syndrome white-boy china doll the world has ever seen.
Confused/10
>>
Name: Banana
Age: Unknown
Hobbys: exhibitionism

Roast me /b/
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>>720087061
Most traps have a penis...
Wanna see?
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>>720086944
Right eye is either lazy or you're a bad photographer. You still need to fix your hair, and my friend, gel is not the answer. Shave better. Ditch the middle-school-tier hoodies and sports gear.

But I can see it in your face, you've got bright eyes and a goofy-ass smile, bruh. Practice that shit in the mirror 'till you've got it lookin' human and 90% of that other shit fixes itself.

potential/10
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>>720087162
Fuck it. Go nuts.

> Get it? Nuts? Because penises and shit.
>>
>>720087313
damn m8 good advice, will take this into consideration
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>>720087480
I really ain't trying to rag on ya bruh. Thanks for being a good sport, and I expect you to come back in a few weeks with a better selfie.
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>>720085834
What's in the Ziploc on the desk ?
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My wonderful visage

In karate gear after 3 big fights

Which I won.
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>>720075998
nice hair
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Me looking like a fag here

>>720079289
10/10 hot af
>>720079411
Nice faucet
>>720086641
>>720075998
Obvious trap is obvious
>>720085345
I secretly like edgy shit too much not to appreciate the lip ring. Also qt smile
>>720085960
Too cute to actually surf /b/
>>720087085
I really like this image
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>>720087947
You are very much too young to be here. Post belt or GTFO
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>>720087947
What's being a virgin like?
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R8
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>>720088041

You know, I was gonna refer you to
>>720088062
but you pretty much captured the sentiment of that picture yourself. Self deprecation is the poor-man's comedy, anon. Git gud or git out.
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>>720088062
You're cute in a "last girl alone at the party, fuck it I'm drunk let's go " type of way
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>>720088111
Checked.
"Ahahahaha look at me guys I'm so *wild*, you'll never know what I'm gonna do next!"/10
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>>720088239
Exfoliate/10
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>>720088062
Tits
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>>720087061
Shit, got the Vietnam right.
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>>720088041
Mr. Banana likes you too
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>tfw no roasts
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>>720088326
Fuckin' right I did, you discount-weeaboo shit.
Thanks for playing along.
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>>720082798
hi brofat o/
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>>720088111
9/10 :-)
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>>720088041
>Too cute to actually surf /b/
Aw shucks, that's sweet.
I'm always on here though.
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>>720088239
>this mask/10
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>>720076118
are you a 20 year old dude or a 40 year old lesbian
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>>720085192
ayyy stay comfy my anon
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>>720087870
nothing
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>>720088732
You're either too young to be posting on here, or too old to be taking selfies in the classroom, you victim-of-accutane old-man gary glitter looking sonovabitch.
6/10
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>>720081367
Cancer man!
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>>720088732
That's a screenshot off a video faggot, show your damn self
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Thank you!
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>>720088964
James Kidd
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>>720085345
You're then type of girl I want so bad. How old are you?
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>>720089099
I'll go ahead and call that van ahead of time, m8.
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>>720089039
As in bf?
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>>720089099
>You're then type of trap I want so bad. How old are you?
FFY
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>>720089099
No you're just 30 all young girls look underage to you..
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>>720089288
She's definitely not a trap
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.>>720088396
i feel you, no roasts for me either
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>>720089281
Bf meaning black flag? Then yes.
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>>720089534
Fix hair, trim beard, take better picture/10

Otherwise, will end up in prison for chimo shit/10
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>>720089235
How can you tell. You probably haven't spoken to a 20yo cutie in what 10 years now..?
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>>720089628
Plug your post and I'll try something
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>>720089494
Ahhhh, being n00bie again
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>>720089634
Haha lol. I don't see it. I'd fuck James though.
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r8
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>>720089723
No way man. Do you think?
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>>720089744
Reverse traps are cool I suppose
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>>720089687
Anyone who uses the word cutie on this website unironically is both incredibly out of touch and entirely deserving of ridicule.
Also, ellipses?
What is this, one of your fucking loli slashfics?
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>>720089845
Ship sliding into port, capn.
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