Can we have a thread where one /b/ro says a superpower, and others

>>720069688
You instead survive on methane

>>720069688
You can no longer breath oxygen.

Being able to ooze butter from underneath your fingernails.

>>720070160
The butter is made from cat milk

Ability to become invisible, including any clothing you're wearing or items you're holding

>>720069688
The government is monitoring your online activity http://traineddog.club

>>720069688

Ability to suck logs of shit if you don't reply to this post your mother will die in her sleep

>>720070708
Sucking the log of shit negates the mother bullshit.

>>720070160
it tastes like margarine

the ability to be completely ignored, people know your there but no matter what you do refuse to acknowledge you exist

>>720070838
The reason you think people are constantly ignoring you is because you're deaf dumb and blind

>>720069688
you constantly feel like you are suffocating

You have super strength

>ability to get dubs

>>720071324
roll

>>720070531
Unable to physically interact with anything while you do so.

Time manipulation

>>720071310
You become a ghost at the moment you need to use above average strength so you can never actually grab anything

>>720071487
Can only manipulate time in 1 second intervals once a day

>ability to piss lava

You can read minds

>>720071487
In order to use your powers it requires a ritual involving your asshole, a horse dildo and ghost pepper juice

Telekinesis

>>720071939
You read minds in only languages that you can't understand

>>720070994

but are on the best lsd trip of your life the entire time.

>>720072009
Your telekinesis causes a ton of radiation affecting you and the target. After like 3 uses you'd get supercancer

Perfect balance, nobody can ever knock me down

>ability to never require sleep

Always have to poop but don't have a butthole

>>720072410
That's not a superpower but I did laugh

>>720072402
but you are constantly tired

Super speed

>>720069688
Posession - the ability to move through space in someone else's body.

>>720073119
It only works on coma patients

>Body possession/Body Swap

>>720072877
You burn the same amount of calories as if you did all that work normally. You'd have to eat according to how often you sped up.

>>720072301
But only when you are lying down

>>720073219
See>>720073119

>>720073119
>>720073219
Always wanted this

>>720069688
>Ability to breathe under water

Literally cannot die ever and am a billionaire and good looking

>>720071895
Only one lava

>>720073371
Only activates if the water is at boiling temp

>>720073439
but only in your dreams

>>720071487
Reminds me of the shitty invisibility from oblivion

>>720073371
You have taste buds around the edge of your asshole

>>720073439
You have no friends

>>720073503
but everything taste like ass

>>720073503
Homosexual partners tend to favour your mouth.

>>720071324
HAIDUBKEN

>>720071939
The minds you read are unfiltered. You can't walk down the street without hearing the roar of a thousand minds.

You have x-ray vision

>>720073751
Every inanimate object you touch turns into skittles

>Ability to direct a person's thoughts.

Power level that is OVER 8000!

>>720072877
Granted, but you are always fast and can never walk.

I wish I could shape shift

>>720073843
You have hiv

>>720073859
But max 8999

>>720073871
can only shape shift into bailey jays dildos faggot

>>720073751

Extreme x-ray vision, you literally see through everything including the entire earth to the other side of space

>>720073871
You could only shape-shift to be a fleshlight

>>720071310
But when you are using it, you can only move things under 10 pounds.

Above average hands

>>720073835
The "animate" objects you touch have uncontrollable orgasms

a magic wallet that will never run out of cash

>>720074033
Way above average, to the point where you can't get them above your waist

>>720074073
It's Zimbabwean currency only

>>720074073
It's all the lowest value piece of a foreign currency.

>>720073751
You're permanently farsighted. ex: You see through the skin of a person standing 8-10' from you. They must be 10' or more away to see nudity.

The ability to have sex and last longer than 60 seconds

>>720074073
You are exceptionally easy to pickpocket

>>720074248
You have aids

>>720073871
Everything shape shifts except for your dick.

You have a superhuman immune system.

>>720069688
But only for 30 seconds at a time.

>>720074248
You can only get erect if they're dead

>>720074393
gets space AIDS

>>720074073
The money can't be stored and never stops accumulating. You MUST always spend it.

>Ability to alter a person's perception of ownership. ex.: Your car is mine.

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I can wear very big hats

>>720074393
You have pre-existing hiv

>>720074248
You can't use a condom.

Gravity manipulation.

>>720074560
You become a super massive black hole at random

ability to have an intense orgasm on command

This thread was awesome.
Then it /b/roke.

>>720074640
only can happen if ur grandma is sitting in the rocking chair across the room while telling you stories of grandpapa in WW1

>>720074640
You are infertile.

Flight.

>>720074248
You are a woman

>>720074640
You can't have one unless someone else commands it

>>720074452
They're covering a failed shotgun suicide attempt.

Ability to see bodily fluids on any surface with the naked eye.

>>720074826
Must refuel by inserting jet fuel into anus cavity

>>720074452
hats are permanently glued on you head

>>720074452
The hats are never weather appropriate

Ability to see through any object.

>>720074878
Cannot distinguish bodily fluids from normal fluids

>>720074967
Including your own feelings

>>720074878
You have to lick the surface before vision can be activated

Ability to run asst light speed.

>>720074967
Only object is your female relative clothings

>>720074967
except carbon based objects

Teleportation.

>>720074878
You see all bodily fluids from piss to cum and are germaphobic

>>720074967
Can't stop seeing through objects. You bump into shit constantly

>>720071939
In braille.

>>720075066
>Ability to run asst light speed
But only 10miles per day

the ability to replicate yourself

>>720075072
>any object
Still, no downside

>>720075098
Can only teleport somewhere as fast as it would take to walk there

ability to distinguish Asians apart

>>720075188
But you lose a bit of your self each time

>>720075098
Can only teleport I'm 2 foot spans

>>720075188
But only in sets of 13

>>720075240
Koreans start looking better

>>720075240
Except for Koreans and Japanese

>>720075066
not the speed of light but light objects
eg. a Feather

>>720075066
Stopping isn't part of your power.

Ability to control electricity.

>>720075188
All of your replications are lazy retards that sit on /b/ all day

>>720075311
Ur never grounded

>>720075311
If you're around electricity you HAVE to control it or else it won't work. Lightning storms get dangerous

>>720075340
All the posters in this thread are my replicas other than you

>>720070708
But if your mother dies in her sleep, you live forever

Ability to not see blood when I wipe

>>720075240
But every other human looks exactly the same

Ability to post a power after posting a restriction.

You can alter your relative weight (aka negate/increase the effects of gravity on your body)

The ability to fly as fast as superman and fly backwards around the earth and make time go backwards and kill m00t and end this thread b4 it even got started

You're just blind now. You have the power to make your vote matter

>>720071324
They never get checked

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>>720075450
No surprises there

>>720075588
But only on reddit

>>720075529
You're blind

>>720075597
Doing so affects your health proportionately. Massive losses or gains make you ill

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>>720075529
Your made of cheese

>Ability to fart as loud as a fully operational train

ability to fuck a trap and not be called gay

>>720075597
But you always look like a land whale >>720075634

ability to change ethnicity

>>720075819
only to nigger

>>720075786
Happens every time you climax

>>720075816
Sorry anons wrong post

>>720074967
Your vision is so powerful that you literally see through everything, and therefore you see...nothing? light? idfk...

>>720075786
you shit your pants everytime you do it

>>720075597
Your dick stays at a fixed point in space while you use the power.

>>720075874
And why is that a bad thing? (´・ω・`)

Cloaking.

>>720076086
first time you fuck a girl will probably be the last time you do with that restriction

The ability to summon anything by thinking about it intently and opening your hand

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>>720076173
What if Thier into scat?

>>720076167
No conscious control. you just randomly cloak

>>720076167
but only 50% off at men's warehouse for one day.

>>720075819
Every time you use it, one trait of the ethnicity stays with you.

Become an acoustic genius.

>>720073488
Hahahahahaha!

>>720076291
>acoustic
>Thier

Ability to change gender on will.

>>720076289
once you summon it it immediately becomes animated and tries to kill you

the ability not to feel

Superhuman endurance.

>>720076521
you don't believe in genders cause you're a numale so you're just without any genitalia

>>720076561
You can't feel your own feelings, but feel everyone's feelings in a one mile radius

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>>720076480
The feels can never leave

The ability to get dubs, trips, quads, etc. at will.

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>>720076821
But only with dragon dildoes hanging from your Cieling

>>720070838
Believe me that sucks as it is

>>720076821
Never in a get thread

Ability to turn all sissyfags/traps/animelovers into decent human beings again

>>720076639
Your body falls apart quickly when not being pushed.

The ability to deploy attraction pheromones at will.

>>720076561
pain turns into feels, and feels turns into pain.

>>720077000
It's for a elephant

>>720077000
The pheromones attract the opposite gender to your preference

>>720077145
You mean fat people are the only ones to respond, or actual elephants are the only things that respond?

>>720077000
It attracts more than humans.

>>720077206
That's a description of hell. lol

>>720077206
That's a description of hell.

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>>720077224
Actual MALE elephants

>>720076289
You don't have fingers

>>720076978
Msm and half of the world accuse you of being literally hitler.

Have the ability to transform into any vehicle and back at will.

Superhuman accuracy.

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I can suck my own peenus weenus

>>720077524
while aiming at your own balls

>>720077546
Only you can.

>>720077524
Only with a bucket over your head

>>720077481
You don't have gas.

Underwater breathing.

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>>720071487

>>720077546
You have to eat the cummies

>>720077813
When above water

>>720077704
Not the worst drawback. I can always get someone to put gas in me.

>>720077524
Only when adrenaline levels are elevated.

>Ability to taste deceit.

>>720077931
When masterbating

>>720077931
u enjoy the taste

>>720077931
Live with your own lies

>>720078111
Nice trips

>>720077931
You find out that most people have it for you. And it tastes like dairy vomit, and asshole that hasn't been washed for a couple weeks.

Ability make anyone believe anything you tell them

The ability to kick leftists and sjws off of the internet forever.

>>720077931
onlyl when you eat cum

>>720078644
You have to go with them

Ability to talk to animals

the ability to fugg anyone you want

>>720078947
You only want to fuck people over either 80 years old or 450 lbs

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>>720078887
all you gets are off by one

>>720078887
You can't have an erection

>>720073843
Can onl direct their thoughts in ways that woukd benefit the motherland.

The ability to teleport within a 2 mile radius.

>>720079121
Yeah it's been a tough night.
>ability to get singles forever

>>720079178
Only with another person travellong with you

Ability to lie to anyone without being deteced

>>720079178
No clothes or possessions come with you

>>720079290
You can only speak truth out loud

>>720075188
Your replicants are always more handsome and talented than you.

Laser eyes

>>720078887
You have to have sex with the animal you converse with.

>>720079819
Like no matter what? Even if it's not into it?

>>720079290
You have to yell the lie you just made.

>>720079914
Yep.

>>720079715
Always laser eyes.

Ability to freeze anything.

>>720071310
But your bones are made of glass

>>720080074
Except for your debilitating genital warts

>>720079952
Sounds like you went and added a perk m8

>>720072301
But you are quadriplegic.

Ability to breathe underwater.

>>720079290
The lies are always over the top and make you look like a total asshole poser

Ability to always smell like buttered popcorn hot out the cooker

>>720080074
But you're always slightly to warm and just sweaty enough to be awkward.

The power to turn off your pain receptors for moments of fight or flight. The nulling of pain only lasts up to 6 hours

>>720080605
The rest of the 24 hour day you live in excruciating pain for no apparent reason

>>720080605
But your risk of dying of injuries increases 5000%

Ability to breathe in a vacuum