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Ask someone who works at McDonalds anything.

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Ask someone who works at McDonalds anything.
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>>720067375
Where do you work?
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>>720067403
McDonalds.
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>>720067440
Why do you work there?
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>>720067375
how to make onion rings better then mc?
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Why?
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>>720067375
How many burgers do you make a day?
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>>720067375
Can I have a large soda, three large fries and a double quarter pounder with cheese?
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Hello i also work at mcdonalds how much do you want to end your life everyday
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Where is the starter located on a 1992 Cadillac Eldorado?

My starter went out and I need to replace it fast.
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>>720067375
Where did it all go wrong?
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How come you guys ain't as good as White Castle?
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>>720067375
What's the krabby patty secret recipe
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>>720067375
If i wanted to buy a whole box of hot mustard packs, would they sell it...if so, how much would it cost?
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>>720067375
Why are you gay?
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what do u think of gays in the military?
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When an ant bites a person, which irritating chemical it (ant) injects into his (person) body?

A. Acetic acid

B. Citric acid

C. Tartaric acid

D. Formic acid
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>>720067700
Under the intake manifold. in this cold weather you will break the vacuum lines and it will cost you several thousand dollars to replace them.
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>>720067375
Are you okay?
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Would you fuck Ronald McDonald for a big mac
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ever made a sick ass burger for yourself?
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Who is going to win the 2017 Royal Rumble?
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I'll have two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda.
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>>720067873
Formic acid, i believe

Source: ive been bitten by alot of ants
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>>720067375
Are you a stoner?
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This is an online robbery! Give me your steam gift card codes!
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>>720067375
What do they call a quater pounder in Amsterdam?
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Moo
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>>720067757
Not OP but when worked for them we did sell some condiments in bulk. You just had to talk to manager, ours sold it for cost+15%
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Why are the burgers so small and limp and disappointing? Why can't they be more like the ones in the ads?
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>>720068771

because fuck you thats why, make your own fucking burger then.

crew member here.

got the times down to 110 the other day. ASK ASK TELL IS STUPID. they forget what they ordered 35 seconds ago?
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>>720067375
When is the best shift to steal bags of beef patties?
Really busy or graveyard?
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>>720069628
I always assumed that was to help you guys not fuck up the order.
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>>720069732

really busy
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>>720067375
is the Grand Mac good? how much does it cost compared to the big mac?
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>>720067375
How popular are mcnuggies compared to burgers? What are the most and least popular items?
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>>720067375
why do you waste your money at sound go round?
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>>720069900

half the time its grill's fault. but miscommunications do happen.
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>>720067375
>>720067375

OP when I go to get cheeseburgers, I always order it with no mustard to ensure I get fresh ones

Am I even ensuring that I get fresh cheeseburgers?
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>>720069957
Grand Mac was the Big Mac.
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>>720070617

grand mac has 1/4th lbs beef. big mac has regular beef patty size used for cheeseburgers n sich
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what do you think off all day breakfast
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>>720067375
I never ate any kind of fastfood before
Do you people really spit or do weird stuff to food? I don't mean that I'm not eating because of this, but curious.
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>>720070825
at the one I work at it's 6-1 meat
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>>720071094

but 6-1 meat is less than 4-1 right? 1/6th of lbs is less than 1/4th yet the grand mac patties seem almost as big as QTR's
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>>720070482
R u autistic?
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>>720067873
>Formic acid
The only reason I know this is because the Ant-people race in DnD are called Formians.
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Oldfag here. When I was in my teens/college I ate McDonalds a few times a month. Now if I eat it I feel like garbage within an hour and have liquid shits.

tl;dr don't eat McD's after age 25.
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>>720071705
/brofist
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>>720071749
I'm 27 and I eat MickeyDicks whenever I feel like it. I don't feel like it that often, but my point is you just have a weak digestive system.
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>>720071516

Nigger, this isn't a fucking joke. I know the whole bullshit "yeah lets keep these old ass cheeseburgers so we can send them out" game.
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>>720071516
No, he's doing it right. If you want to ensure you aren't getting a burger that's been under a heat lamp for 20 minutes, omit an ingredient from the order. It forces them to make something fresh.
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>>720071705
Once again, D&D saves the day.
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>>720067375
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING PICKLES
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>>720070482

the beef is only a portion part of the burger. if they over make food, that means you get left overs. BUT MY FRIEND, if they have a no musterd cheeseburger left over, that you my friend, regardless of if u want a fresh one, youll get an old one with no mustard. So just ask that you want the meat well done.
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>>720071383
McManager taking over. The new sandwiches the Grand Mac and Mac Jr. use the new 6-1 patties, however when getting the Grand Mac as it has two 6-1 patties, you are infact getting one third pound of beef, which is infact more than a single quarter pounder. The meal for that (atleast in my store) is only 50c more than the bigmac, so you're better off getting them.
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>>720071749
maybe you're just a bitch
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>>720071094
same for me
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>>720067375
At what point did something in your life go wrong?
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>>720071884
Well you may still be okay at 27. My point is, after 30 I tried to stick to healthy eating, so my system really doesn't like it when I chuck junk food in there.
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>>720070482
Condiments are irrelevant, McDonalds builds all their sandwiches to order. Thats different from cooking to order. McDonald's beef patties all have a shelf life of 15 minutes before they're supposed to be thrown out. Everything else has either the same amount of time or more. Grilled chicken can sit for an hour, grilled onions for two.
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>>720072057

nigger whaaaat.

So they have cheeseburgers that have like "no ketchup" "no mustard" "no onion" like all ready to go?
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>>720071885
>>720071927
Can confirm that's not true, at least at my store.
If you want a fresh burger you would want to either ask for it fresh, or ask for no salt on the burger then they have to make new ones. Otherwise, we just don't put mustard on the bun and use old ass patties
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>>720071749
>>720072129

It's the sodium fucking you up. Enjoy kidney failure later in life and high blood pressure.
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>>720072129
Maybe. Or maybe I'm not an obese loser whose massive frame requires millions of calories a day just to operate.
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>>720072057
>>720072057
No. Burger King does. See >>720072268

But if you want a fresh patty, just ask, they'll make it. Or request no salt on the patty just to be sure yes.
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>>720067873
formic
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>>720072270
Only if the cooks fuck up an order and there's one left over
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>>720067375
is there some official rule or policy against allowing people to walk thru the drive thru?
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>>720067375

Did you see The Founder starring Michael Keaton?

I saw it last night. Pretty good T.B.Q.H.
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>>720072270

no but if there is a customer that left or didnt have enough money, and then you come in, and ask for something, the grill is gonna make it anyway. but the person getting the food can if they in a hurry, grab an left over no ketchup burger left by x circumstances.
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>>720072438
Yes.

>>720072443
I've been meaning to
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>>720072316
No I know, that's why I'm suggesting people stop eating it.
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>>720072438
THIS. Those motherfuckers closing the inside early and then having the drive thru open when I don't have a car.
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>>720067375
So, how's that liberal arts degree treating ya?
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>>720072479
Its unlikely though that there will be special sandwiches left over generally. Additionally you can check the ticket slip on top to verify the number.
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>>720072516
Why is there a rule against walking through a drive thru?
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>>720072438

Pretty sure it's a safety issue.
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>>720072438

You have to be on four wheels. If they deny you service on four wheels you can sue them. No joke.
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>>720072615

good point.
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>>720072677

That it might be some seedy character looking to fuck your day up.
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>>720072579
Yeah that sucks. I remember one of the McDonalds in my city let us walk up to the drive through drunk as fuck. This was around 2001 though, so maybe the rules were different then
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>>720072709
This is false. I went through in a shopping cart once and they still denied us.
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>>720072783
this
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>>720072743
And there wouldn't be a seedy character from inside a car? What difference would it make?
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>>720072783

Was someone pushing?
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>>720072677
Its a safety security issue for both the employees and the customers. Customers so that they don't get run over because of us, and employees so that they are not in as easy a threat range be it being attacked, or having someone attempt to jump inside and steal the drawer out of the register when it opens.
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>>720070900

This. well, at least the part about the 'spitting' urban legend. What say you, OP?
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>>720072709
Protip: skateboards have four wheels.

Failing that, have someone push you through in a shopping cart.
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>>720072861

They can identify you easily with your car plates, with a person? Not so much.
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>>720067962
Nigga asking the real questions
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>>720072709
I have had customers through on motorcycles, bicycles, or even on horseback. Just no walk ups.
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>>720072863
Well yeah. We had two people in the cart to try and trigger the weight censor at Taco Bell once.
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Got any interesting stories about customers?
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>>720072921

You have to be able to move on those four wheels with just the wheels. Are you retarded? Are you OP?
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>>720070900
>>720072888

WE HAVE FULL HOUSE YOU BETTER ANSWER OP
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>>720067375
Have you ever had sex with another co worker
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>>720072948
And a bike, skateboard, etc carries the same identifiable weight?
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>>720072778
Depends on the area, some more urban areas will allow it, sub urban and rural will not. People will be people, but sub urban and rurals will typically be more strict / wary of their customers.
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>>720073063
Calm down, I was kidding little buddy.
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>>720072861
You have a better chance to react and lock the window.
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>>720067375
I've heard not to eat the grilled chicken there. Do you agree, and if so, why?
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op's faggot ass is gone. ex mcd employee here i'll answer all of of this shit.

>>720067566
i got the gig through a friend. i was sellin dope and needed a job.

>>720067589
if i was on grill i'd make maybe a hundred on a busy shift. never counted.

>>720067695
it sucked and the gm was a bitch.

>>720067709
i got fired from another gig for not showing up.

>>720067730
never ate there. i'm sure it's better than mcd.

>>720067737
love

>>720067757
the location i was at couldn't do open sale or retail like that. i see this guy though >>720068506

>>720067867
best off dead

>>720067918
mcd ingredients are incapable because of quality

>>720067962
a white guy

>>720068086
ya

>>720068172
royal with cheese and they put mayo on fries.
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I can't wait for the day robots take over the role of these shit tier jobs so we don't have to argue over ghetto techniques to get fresh food because the burnouts can't follow simple rules and have no decency. Fucking faggots.
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>>720073200
Not if they pull a gun. If any seedy charcter is going to do something, 9 times out of 10 it will be a robbery and you best believe they're using a gun. You're fucked either way.
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>>720070617
nigger I asked you the price.
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>>720073124

I mean if shit goes wrong. Like you plan on throwing a boiling hot cup of coffee back into the drive-thru.

They'll just look at your plates.

With just a person? There's nothing that identifies you outside a shot of your face, which will still take some time to find out who you are. When you're in a car you also can't really jump through the drive-thru window as easily as if you were on foot.
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>>720073075
To answer two in one go, no, we do not spit in peoples food. It would be to easy to be caught and fired over it since most everything is in view. Besides, you don't have the time to get specific, you have to keep moving if you ever want to get a pause
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>>720067375
Do you eat at burger king to spite where you work?
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>>720073256
I think we will see that pretty soon. You can already place your order with a touch screen, and the food isn't that fucking complex.

Robo-McDonalds commonplace by 2025.
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>>720073322
Then they can shoot through the glass while its locked and you can duck down. Though, standard procedure is to comply and give what they ask.
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>>720068771
heat and no photoship

>>720069732
depends on what you're into and who is working.

>>720069957
everything is a rip off except a few single items

>>720070263
burgers are far more popular. people tend to like combo meals they can choose from over ordering single burgers. blacks tend to order a dollar something mcchickens, small fries, etc.

>>720070482
they put the patties on the skillet. they take them out and put them in warmer trays and insert the trays on shelves like drawers. you can never know unless you visibly see the worker back there. you should ask for the hold time on the patties for x burger next time. they putmustard on based on what they are making in tha tmooment. what got run in.
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>>720073452
No, I only ever eat there about one or twice a year to try some of their food for comparisons sake. Last time I was there they had the A1 buns. They were shit.
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>>720067375
Do you hate cooking on iron as much as I do? I hate having to scrape the grill down after 4-1.
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you know those people that say:'' I went through the drive through 2 days ago and I got home and they messed up my order and I called them and they said they would give me the meal back. '' i: ''do you have a receipt'' no i tossed it out. manager comes: ''yea no problem ill fix it up.'' basically free food.
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>>720072516
is the policy like in a manual somewhere?
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do you put the pink paste tube in your ass
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>>720073746
Its not so bad, its a little more frustrating but the meat does look better than it use to.

>>720073686
>blacks tend to order a dollar something mcchickens, small fries, etc.
This. It actually takes longer since they order like, 12 mcchickens, we usually have about 4-8 depending on how busy it is, so you have to wait for them to finish cooking + whatever else is being sold in the mean time.

>they put the patties on the skillet. they take them out and put them in warmer trays and insert the trays on shelves like drawers. you can never know unless you visibly see the worker back there. you should ask for the hold time on the patties for x burger next time. they putmustard on based on what they are making in tha tmooment. what got run in.
Fun facts ; New York Metro region allows its owner/operators the choice to have mustard added on the sandwiches or not. Ours specifically does not.
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>>720073856
Yes, its also in the training videos that you watch on day one.
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>>720070891
good idea to bring in more sales and elderly people. annoying to make and order everything.

>>720070900
if you've been to a casual dining restaurant you've eaten fast food. if you haven't been to any restaurant you must eat really clean.

>>720071749
it IS the food's fault. but it is also your organs. research your shit so you can help your shit

>>720072165
age >1. pertaining to mcd? got fired from a previous gig.

>>720072438
don't serve them out of principle/rules and safety. disabled people can get away with it sometimes. bicyclists cannot.

>>720072443
no

>>720072594
never went for any degree ever

>>720073102
never

>>720073211
depends on what you want. most popular complaint is how the nuggets are made. i'd not eat anything if you have any doubt about mcd.

>>720073452
couldn't afford it then. i used to cook more at home though.
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>>720073811
I went for the long con... I recieved a free coupon for a value meal in the mail. So I then photo copied it, printed it out on laminated paper and then redeemed it over and over for free food. They caught on eventually.
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>>720073918
No but I'll put it in yours for $5
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>>720067375
Ever fuck a co-worker?
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>>720074142

brilliant :P
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>>720069628
Were you making the burgers or handing out? 110 seconds seems like a lot for someone on screen or cabinet. We're at 30-40 seconds normally in the back.
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>>720074214
I made out with one of my employees.
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>>720074255

i mean DT times on average spanning 4 hour shift. average serve time
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>>720074255

handing out. >>720074345
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>>720073211
The grilled chicken is fine off the grill, however its so rare people order it and it takes 8 minutes to cook, the longest out of all other food products. So generally they're time abused. If you order a grilled chicken around 11 or whenever they do the change over, you'll get it nice and fresh. If you wait, you're taking a gamble. Overnight? Order something else.
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>>720067375
Might I open both doors for you, xir?
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>>720074333
But it comes with a toy.
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>>720073358
3 fiddy
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>>720073746
i used to cook on an iron skillet. it was nice and conditioned and everything. loved it.

>>720074054
>It actually takes longer since
indeed.

>Fun facts ;
interesting

>>720074214
never. one of my managers was 41 and when i was learning window (the register counter inside, they call "window" for some reason) and i needed help she would come over and lean her whole side on me in front of customers. i'd get half boners.
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>>720074406
So can you still eat it and not get sick?
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>>720072062
as if
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>>720070441
To be fair, statistics in corporate analytics actually proved its usually the order taker's fault more often than not.

>>720069628
110 is nice. Good job. Still 20 seconds off the target, so get your shit together and do better faggot. Get back to me when you can get a 1/1
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>>720074586
like a sex toy?
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What's the better option? A full sandwich, or a McChicken and a McDouble off the 2 for $2.50 menu?

I still think the switch of the Mcdouble from $1 to $1.59 and the McChicken up to $1.30 was bullshit.
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>>720074709

well half the time they cant articulate. half time im deaf because of all the fucking alarms.
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>>720074221
You deserve a break today
So get up and go away!

And fuck off Mickey D's the nigger capitol of the United Snakes.
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>>720074538
Sometimes it's hit and miss with the grilled chicken, we had it sit in the cabinet for my whole shift once, and another time the grill guy was dropping a round of chicken one after another the whole shift
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>>720074255
He's talking TTL's. Addition of wraps and more complicated sandwiches have made TTLs go up over the past few years.
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op should i go to mcds right now? and what should i buy?
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>>720074982
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>>720074406
>food with a bunch of salt and preservatives doesn't mold
groundbreaking
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>>720074694
It's nice when your co-workers clean it off regularly, I've had some really stupid co-workers that wouldn't clean it off and wondered why the bottom of the meat was sticking the grill.
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>>720075064

snack wrap, crispy chicken with 3 extra red onions, 3 extra dehydrated onions and 3 extra slivered onions, extra cheese. sometimes i cut out the meat because ya. unless if even the fucking tortilla is chemically engineered than im fucked. THE LETTUCE ?!
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>>720074960
Price wise or nutrition wise?
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Have you ever fallen for the, "no thanks, I don't want to order anything" trick in the drive thru to get the customer's food behind them for free?
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>>720074960
They only did that because of the 2 for $5. Basically buy one get one free for quarter pounders isn't cheap
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>>720075223
no.. give me something they wont spit in my food.. i was thinking something simple like the mcgangbang
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>>720074713
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>>720074960
the mcchicken and mcdouble.
mcchicen like 1.40+
mcdouble like 1.60+
get both for 2.50 that's like 1.25 each. don't go to mcd wanting to order the same thing. look for the patterns and deals

>>720075064
get 2 spicy mcchicken, a lg fries add pepper to them, and a mcflurry and cup of water no ice for here.
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>>720074998
I remember working Overnights when we still did them (our store has so few staff we had to cancel them all together. 23 staff, seven of those are managers, two of those are duplicates because they work two shifts, so really only 14 crew) and I would come in at 11, food was still sitting there from a few hours earlier, and we'd still ahve it there till about 3am when we tossed everything
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>>720075284
I know all McDonald's food is shit no matter what you order. So price wise I suppose.
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>>720074960
We don't have a 2 for 2.50 menu, we have a 2 for 2 menu but it doesn't include the mcdouble. And our mcdoubles are 2.20 something.
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>>720075442
>mcflurry
Oreo or M&M?
and regular size or snack?
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>>720075345
If I have I haven't realized yet. But I do know what you're talking about and don't believe so
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>>720075411

they can still spit in the mcgangbang, maybe an yogurt parfait because its sealed.
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>>720075526
Must just be a northeast thing. A McDouble for fucking $2.20?!?! That's highway robbery. Jesus.
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>>720075516
2 for five is best bet. When the 6pc was on the 2.50 or the fish itwould have been them since you were already saving money (6pc were like 2.69 and fish were like 3.89)
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Jew food is jew food. Go away and die, OP.
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>>720075676
They make them by hand in the morning. Same thing with salad. So yes, they can be spit into hours in advanced.
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Jew food is jew food. Jews must die.
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>>720075873

just dont fucking eat so i can drink free coffee all day.
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>>720075742
That's Ohio for you.

I wish we could just get rid of the all day breakfast. It's a pain trying to keep up with that during early lunch rush.
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Jew food is jew food. They want to kill us.
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>>720075780
But a 4 piece was $1. Why would I spend $2.50 on a 6 piece when I can get a 2 4 pieces for $2.00?
You sure you don't mean 10 piece?
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>>720067375
Can I just order a Mc10:35 and you put it together, instead of having to do it myself?
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>>720067375
Am I gonna die/get cancer from eating often two mcdoubles and fries?
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Jew food is jew food. Eat at home.
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why is wendy's better
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Jew food is jew food. Don't! Ever!
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>>720075937
Depending on how you handle your cabinets the worst you need to worry about is the bread.

>>720075961
I meant the 6, since at the time the 4 was no longer $1 at our store.

>>720076000
If someone knows what you're talking about, sure. Still gonna get charged out the ass.

>>720076127
Fresher looking / tasting ingredients. Bigger portions. They're also more open to new items more regularly.
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Ray Kroc was a filthy Jew.
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>>720075186
luckily everyone was ocd about cleaning it when i was there

>>720075345
i've heard it happen, but never to me. they hold the food for x minutes before deciding to eat it or throw it away. worse is probably fire in the holes i've witnessed. cops look for those cars though.

>>720075590
m&m cause most people get oreo. are you seriously gonna eat that? it's what i get. sometimes a 3rd burger too.

>>720075788
>>720075960
funny the owner of the franchise i worked at was a jew. a pleasent 70 something year old who'd come in and get a bag of food and leave once in a while.
>>720076063
funny it would cost you less to buy that food yourself and make your own version of it. ofc you'd have to buy a ton of food to equate the cost.

>>720076127
they have better flavor and the options are smaller making each item on the menu slightly better on average. and the restaurants themselves have a better vibe.
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What is the best item on the menu?
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Jews don't eat at McDs. Why is that?
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>>720073063
I've driven through drunk af on a forklift
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>>720076375

>toxic

Hoo, boy, here we go...

I just need a good acai berry enema and chakra realignment, followed by a nice ear candling and acupuncture session, eh, faggot?
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>>720067375
Srs questns

1) Why do you never know the sausage & egg biscuits are 2 for $3, even though it's on the marquee? I order 2 sausage & egg biscuits, comes to $7. I say "isn't it 2 for 3?" Faggot says "uh, no." I have to explain it's on the marquee, manager is called, big clusterfuck for some reason. Happens often.

2) Why is the shake machine always broken?

3) Why are all the McDonald's still advertising the pumpkin cream pies even though they're out?

4) Sometimes the fries make my stomach hurt. Are they trying some new kind of oil?

5) Why is tea not counted as a soft drink? A large "soft drink" is $1, but sweet tea is $1.25+

No, I'm not a fatass, my job just takes me on the road a lot so I eat out often.
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>>720076363
You've witnessed fire in the holes? What was that like? Must've been hilarious to witness them.
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>>720076502
I don't know. I've been there so long and eaten so often the past few days I've just not been eating at all, except maybe a 4pc or so. Just looking at the screen makes me sick.
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>>720076815
McDonalds does not serve food. It serves Soylent Green. Eat somewhere else.
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>>720076815
I don't know where you're from. But the large soft drink is not 1$, its like 2.50$. The sweet tea is a dollar. The trick was, you buy the sweet tea, dump it out because it's loaded with sugar and is disgusting, then fill it with any other soda you want. The sweet tea container is the equivalent to a large or bigger soft drink.
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>>720077238
Cups are all the same here. Large drinks are always $1, except for the sweet tea.

From Kentucky.
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You deserve a break today. So get up and go away.
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>>720076815
1) That is either on the Guest Department Manager who is incharge of keeping up to date on PoP's, or the supervisor at the corporate offices. There are some glitches in the system that keep them advertised despite not being available on the registers. Also, it could be that there are promotions out that they're unaware of because no one communicates up or down, from crew to managers to supervisors / owners to managers.

2 ) Bad timing, at certain time it goes into a heat treat of the milk to kill bacteria, otherwise it had a 14 day cleaning cycle that takes a couple hours.

3 ) See 1.

4 ) There is a new oil blend yes.

5 ) Soft Drink implies carbinated beverage gotten from the soda fountain. Tea is brewed in the back with an 8 hour secondary holding period.
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>>720076826
I have not heard of these. What are those?
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>>720077392
Can I have sour tea, please?
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>>720075468
That cow was tasty tho
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>>720077478
I'm assuming that's when a customer in the drive thru throws their order, or a portion of it, back into the window at the cashier.
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>>720077486
Luckily, McDonald's (the ones I've been to) are on the up-and-up with not letting their tea sour. I can't say the same for other fast food places though. I hate sour tea.
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>>720077437
I've been to a McDonald's where they literally had the advertising inside and outside for the 2 for 5$ meal and they literally had no idea what it was and said they don't have it. Despite a sign saying "2 for 5$ here" right in the parking lot.
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>>720077437
Thank you, wise McDonald's guru. One more question.

What should I never order?
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NEWS FLASH

McDonalds is not food.

What they serve you has no organic components. You might as well be voting for Republicans or Democrats. Everything is a fraud to fool you!
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>>720076815
1. they put newbies on register. newbie or not people want to upsell. a good emp will suggest the lowest price or combo. you must go to a bad mcd in your city.

2. maintenance sucks. they call them in, fat dude got his ass cracks showing with 16 year old kids working, they fix it, it gets broken cause of electrical issues, parts need replacement, etc. if it were a bigger seller they would have it fixed for longer periods of time.

3. must be your area. haven't seen those since dec. managers aren't required to replace the adverts i guess. shit franchise.

4. the consistency of fries are all the same every mcd you go to. you get upset stomachs because of all the oil. it's your responsiblity to either not eat the fries or to drink liquids while eating.

5. it's not carbonated so they can upcharge it.

>>720076826
don't really care cause it never happened to me personally. they're not really funny witnessing them, just annoying. another asshole trying to have fun. knowing that you might have to deal with assholes in the future, fire in the holes or not. it's a general disrespect for the whole staff.

>>720077478
>>720077693
typically just drinks. most people do it with waters. people are typically good about keeping the window shut. the do'ers of fire in the holes are typically teens out for a good time.
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>>720077247
A perfect food that doesn't spoil
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>>720078035
No but, what is a 'fire hole'. I've never heard that phrase. I've heard of coning but thats different I'm sure.
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>>720077917
the management is shit. one observation or complaint is sometimes not enough for them to care about that individual or the problem at all. they don't inform their staff about things and the staff doesn't have to know about those things. thus the staff take all the shit for that restaurant. that's really the worst part about working at mcd.
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>>720078150
Fire in the hole is typically a phrase used to declare to allies on the battlefield that a grenade has been thrown into enemy territory and to proceed with caution. It's just a phrase.
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>>720077996
Never order? Hmm. See my previous posts regarding time holding on grilled chicken. Probably thats the thing most likely to suck the most if its not taken care of properly. Outside of that it really comes to preference. Oh, don't get a premium wrap if its available. It just takes forever to make and is a huge pain in the ass.
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>>720078150
coal miners would sometimes say that when working demolitions.

people firing cannons and whatnot would also say that before the gunfire ignited.

in relation to fast food windows you throw the drink or item and yell fire in the hole and drive off laughing
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>>720067375
where do you work?
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Eat real food. McDs is Soylent Green.
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How annoying was "coning" for you? Were you around in McDonald's then?
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>>720067375
Fuck off, shill.
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>>720078430
Thank you, was refering to how it related to the store. We have never had that happen at ours. There was a bag of weed found one time in one of the bathrooms. When the manager (sweet old hispanic woman about 60 years old) found out she freaked out. It was kinda funny. Oh, and there was the time there were dildos left behind the dumpster.
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Fuck off, shill.
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Fuck off shill.
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>>720067375
Why do you're burgers taste like shit
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OP, I run a McDonald's.

Quick question: Besides a raise (sometimes things just are what they are), what would make you feel more appreciated by your managers/team/whatever?

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>>720080859
follow up to that, what is something that your managers/GM/whatever just "don't get" that you wish they would?

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>>720080859
Fuck McDonald's
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>>720067375
Why can't i buy beer at McD in Denmark anymore, when I can still get it in Germany?
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>>720080859
Hot 16 year olds to fuck.
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>>720067375
Why does everything taste like shit when reheated?

Ever work the drive thru and have someone do the "ice water no lid no straw" trick on you?
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