Your left hand is now a Gun an it just went off. How fucked

>itching balls
Well fuck me sideways

>Itching beard
Well fuck me sideways

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resting my head on my left hand

Hole in the ceiling

>itching chest
Well fuck me sideways

Right knee crippled. Can never walk again
Meh, worse things have happened.

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>>720063723
Fucking dammit, just fucked my TV I got for xmas.

my hoodie is fucked...i like this hoodie...

>>720063837
>>720064145
>>720064260

Why do people say 'itching' when they mean 'scratching'?

>>720064332
This.

Playing with myself, fucking dammit.

I just lost my dick.

My fuckin uterus

>>720063723
goodbye 8k monitor :(

I was holding a torch on my teeth

fuck

>>720063723
i was picking my nose

I blew my head off. So very fucked

Boom...headshot

Fuck my wall I guess?

Under chin. Dead I guess

>>720063723
I'm ok, but I just blew a hole in my washing machine.

>>720063723
just shot my dick off. damn.

>>720063723
Hand under my chin, RIP

My head's resting on it. Am ded

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>>720063723
FUCK
MY SEGA SATURN IS HOLEY NOW
NOW I CAN'T "BURN" GAMES FOR IT

>>720063723
I just shot my fucking cat thanks

playing with earbud cord and stopped. if my index finger was the barrel rip my nose

Just shot myself in the side of my stomach.

Blew a few fingers off my other hand

there goes my clit

Well I need a new keyboard

biting my fingernails...

>Was biting my fingernails

I guess I'd had lost my nose or something. Good thing I wasn't resting my head on it.

Killed myself, no joke hand was on my head.

100% fine thought I'm out of my security deposit

>>720063723

narrow miss of my left calf

I either shot out a window, shot my drawer, or shot a coffee mug and my xbox controller. Could have been a lot worse.

>itching a scratch on my ass
Well fuck me sideways

>>720063723
Just shot my counter top

>>720066505
with a bullet in this case

Shot through my wall I'll be fine

>>720063723
>scratching eyebrow
Forehead would be gone

hole in floor by my foot, this has happened before, Ill be cool.

Was resting my head on it. Shot myself right under the jaw... Oops.

computer screen is gone.

>>720063723
>Just missed my balls, skimmed my right leg and shot through the wall into my Indian neighbors apartment, possibly wounding or killing one of them.
Close call.

>>720063723
considering that I just blew my dick off...pretty fucked

>>720064767
Hang on I'm itching a scratch

Nothing valuable broken but rip hearing

>itching my arm

Well fuck me sideways

>>720063723
There went my monitor

>>720068218
My friends says this and it fucking drives me nuts. You scratch an itch, not itch a scratch backwards ass motherfucker.

There's a hole in my mouth now.

im resting my head on my left hand so im pretty ded

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I was holding a gun already :/

what way is the gun pointing? If its pointing down my hand, my monitor was shot

>>720063723
Biting my nails. Well I'm dead :/

>>720064730
Kek

Was holding my cock looking at catalogue when i read OP post :(

>>720064767
Because they think about the problem first and foremost not the solution.

It is pathetic.

>>720063723
I'm probably deaf and there's a hole in my ceiling.

>>720063723
Not at all but I hit the liberal pedophile I was aiming at

Shot my cat

Nice 1858 Colt reproduction

>>720063723
depending on how its pointed, o hole in the wall or i just shot my dick off

>>720063723
Just Blew my iPad to fucking bits

Was just digging in my nosr so...

>>720064954
Fag, who doesn't already have a 16K monitor, go back to the flea monitor you poor piece of shit

I was touching my throat and my upper chest. I think I'm dead.