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Your left hand is now a Gun an it just went off. How fucked are

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Your left hand is now a Gun an it just went off.
How fucked are you, anon?
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>itching balls
Well fuck me sideways
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>Itching beard
Well fuck me sideways
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resting my head on my left hand
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Hole in the ceiling
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>itching chest
Well fuck me sideways
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Right knee crippled. Can never walk again
Meh, worse things have happened.
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>>720063723
Fucking dammit, just fucked my TV I got for xmas.
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my hoodie is fucked...i like this hoodie...
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>>720063837
>>720064145
>>720064260

Why do people say 'itching' when they mean 'scratching'?
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>>720064332
This.
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Playing with myself, fucking dammit.
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I just lost my dick.
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My fuckin uterus
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>>720063723
goodbye 8k monitor :(
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I was holding a torch on my teeth

fuck
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>>720063723
i was picking my nose
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I blew my head off. So very fucked
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Boom...headshot
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Fuck my wall I guess?
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Under chin. Dead I guess
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>>720063723
I'm ok, but I just blew a hole in my washing machine.
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>>720063723
just shot my dick off. damn.
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>>720063723
Hand under my chin, RIP
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My head's resting on it. Am ded
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>>720063723
FUCK
MY SEGA SATURN IS HOLEY NOW
NOW I CAN'T "BURN" GAMES FOR IT
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>>720063723
I just shot my fucking cat thanks
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playing with earbud cord and stopped. if my index finger was the barrel rip my nose
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Just shot myself in the side of my stomach.
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Blew a few fingers off my other hand
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there goes my clit
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Well I need a new keyboard
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biting my fingernails...
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>Was biting my fingernails

I guess I'd had lost my nose or something. Good thing I wasn't resting my head on it.
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Killed myself, no joke hand was on my head.
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100% fine thought I'm out of my security deposit
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>>720063723

narrow miss of my left calf
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I either shot out a window, shot my drawer, or shot a coffee mug and my xbox controller. Could have been a lot worse.
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>itching a scratch on my ass
Well fuck me sideways
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>>720063723
Just shot my counter top
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>>720066505
with a bullet in this case
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Shot through my wall I'll be fine
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>>720063723
>scratching eyebrow
Forehead would be gone
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hole in floor by my foot, this has happened before, Ill be cool.
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Was resting my head on it. Shot myself right under the jaw... Oops.
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computer screen is gone.
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>>720063723
>Just missed my balls, skimmed my right leg and shot through the wall into my Indian neighbors apartment, possibly wounding or killing one of them.
Close call.
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>>720063723
considering that I just blew my dick off...pretty fucked
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>>720064767
Hang on I'm itching a scratch
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Nothing valuable broken but rip hearing
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>itching my arm

Well fuck me sideways
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>>720063723
There went my monitor
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>>720068218
My friends says this and it fucking drives me nuts. You scratch an itch, not itch a scratch backwards ass motherfucker.
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There's a hole in my mouth now.
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im resting my head on my left hand so im pretty ded
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I was holding a gun already :/
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what way is the gun pointing? If its pointing down my hand, my monitor was shot
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>>720063723
Biting my nails. Well I'm dead :/
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>>720064730
Kek
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Was holding my cock looking at catalogue when i read OP post :(
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>>720064767
Because they think about the problem first and foremost not the solution.

It is pathetic.
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>>720063723
I'm probably deaf and there's a hole in my ceiling.
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>>720063723
Not at all but I hit the liberal pedophile I was aiming at
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Shot my cat
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Nice 1858 Colt reproduction
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>>720063723
depending on how its pointed, o hole in the wall or i just shot my dick off
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>>720063723
Just Blew my iPad to fucking bits
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Was just digging in my nosr so...
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>>720064954
Fag, who doesn't already have a 16K monitor, go back to the flea monitor you poor piece of shit
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I was touching my throat and my upper chest. I think I'm dead.
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