Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
I just wrote a pretty sweet solo on guitar.
Now imagine Sachis fucking neckbeard in a few years
Klonata where are you?~
Awwww...how do you know that? Is he on Steam?
Oh i see, so he's sleeping on his porch with a sombrero covering his face, sounds comfy~ He surely knows how to enjoy life u.u
That seems Moria drom OP lol.
Welcome. Enjoy the flow.
Offline on Discord.
He sleeps around that time of the day.
I'm blue, If i was green i would die. if i was green i would die. If i was green i would die. if i was green i would die. If i was green i would die. if i was green i would die. If i was green i would die. if i was green i would die.
Thread's being slow...quick, someone needs to fuck up so we have more drama to talk about!
Do you know how much will it take for him wake up?
you want to hear a story?
If you were halfway penetrated by your father, and halfway penetrating your mother, which way would you move to get out of the situation?
And now we have someone from Adventure time.
You sit in your room until you have thought about what you've done. And by sit in your room I mean you let your parents decide which way.
He could come back at a random time, but just imagine that he has the sleep schedule of an European.
Of course i do! I happen to be very bored just now ;~; so a story would help.
Why exactly scarves though?
Post blood if there's any u.u why did you try to do that though? Are you the masochistic type?
How about another hangout then? Like here?
Hence my squatting.
I don't know what your etiquette is here, so I'll keep quiet until I figure it out.
No blood. Its muscle memory. Still not used to mymissing molars.
Of course they said that they're for Hillary
I still don't understand.
Why are you linking me for the fake baby punching?
There is no real etiquette. Talk with other people about whatever comes to your mind or you're interested in.
I won't pretend to understand why you're doing that, but you do realize this is 4chan? We aren't exactly scared of porn.
>Best twintails 2.0 claimes
Hey this thing still going on.
I am currently sitting down, shitposting, drinking hot chocolate, and wearing comfy flannel pajamas.
Life is good
What about kittens? Hmm...would it be possible to use other posters as scarves if my waifu was big enough? Like if she was a giant?
Oh alright, do it's the opposite of mine since my sleep cycle is really messed up, i'll never be able to talk to him like this though...
Do you miss them?
Bored of /mu/?
I miss chewing things.
/mu/ has shit taste.
I just posted the next three things on my playlist.
Your musical taste is similar to one of our former claimers who visits /mu/.
I have a tough time myself to find some time with him.
Lewd >///< is he fucking the fruit? Lol, i've seen people fucking fish, sandwiches and snakes but this one is new.
I claim you as my scarf then u.u
How did you lose them?
Are you his gf/bf perhaps? Just wondering u.u
My wisdoms were impacting all my molars. 6 on the bottom were rotten and I had developed an abcess.
Being hot and sticky in a kitchen.
Haven't seen a frisk in a while
Can you really call it taste if I post Mindless Self Indulgence?
More like a lack thereof.
Pretty good! You seem happy.
Oh...i'm truly sorry to hear it, it must've hurt a lot, you had to get those removed, right?
But i've got double dubs...can you mske an exception? Pretty please :3
what's that supposed to mean o_ o
haha i have my own chara too, on steam, what's up ^^
yep i'm happy to be loving my family and friends
Sounds like a pretty good life
I have another one on Steam too... and I am a chara on steam too
you have a frisk? wanna share and compare =)?
my wife and kids are DEAD HELP
That sounds...less good. Why did you let this happen?!
No silly, I meant I have a Chara on Steam, not a Frisk
we got an entire set, i'm frisk and he's chara on steam, i also have an asgore and an asriel
they ran into the street, and then they got killed by koreans
And why did you let them run into the street?
>>720051284 It's not true...don't believe to his words >///<
Is that me? :3
Sounds fun. Why though? Are you like the undertale team in Team Fortress 2 refusing to fight and just dodging everything from the enemy team?
In that case you need a stationary flowey mocking the whole enemy team
yes, it's you
/ck/ is an odd board. Very very slow but decent content. /fit/ is fucking awful
lmao i actually do play tf2, have i played in a pub against you, interestingly funny haha
because there was a chicken across D;
what's louise from anyways
it's frisk and chara, being dicks to each other
Taste is taste. Good, bad or otherwise.
No, we have a good hospital system. And free endone.
It means its 43 Celsius plus humidity. Im sweating pretty hard.
You probably didn't play against me since my computer got stolen two years ago
Sup Nadeko? Heard you missed me
Zero No Tsukaima
I'd ask about Frisk, but I'm pretty familiar with Undertale, no pun intended
oh '~ ' sorry about your computer, i bet it was a black
ah, i'm a dirty american with my disgusting farhenheit < had to google how to spell that haha
PINK!!, i like yuno gasai too!
Are you not a fatty anymore?
Yes. I thought you would leave forever after your incident
People keep telling me to watch that, but I haven't gotten around to it yet
Nope, not from america
It was a shit incident indeed.
How've you been doing?
fucking hell dood
Trips are like an order from my superior dood
Private Prinny reporting in dood
is that the Chara you were talking about dood?
I'm not a tofu poster though u.u it's an illusion, i just wanted to see what would've happened once you got summoned by everyone out of your bed, so good morning i guess ^.^
In fact i believe only motivation i and him get along is because we both post as Chara usually u.u
That's a shame though...i want to be your friend too.
Are you still capable of eating solid food now?
Working and shitposting. The usual. About to check to see if there are updates to my yandere mangas
I think I found your issue. Seems like the legs did not load correctly. Try rebooting
It is him!
Very nice :o
Fat people deserve to be publicly executed
*picks you up and cuddles tightly* you're so cute!
>tfw you can't claim your waifu because gr15
He seems chill dood
Been watching him for the last thread now too
Just don't throw me dood
We are highly explosives dood and then I'd need to wait for the next thread dood
good evening, it's 640pm
losing weight is pretty simple, there's just so many dumb myths people believe
>google calorie calculator
>learn how much I should eat (along with running every day) to lose weight
what the..? I would never throw you.. *mushes you between my boobs*
Is it dead already?
-Sneaks up on you from behind- Haaai ^.^ how has my favorite pet been doing?
TOO LEWD DOOD!
Please, I told you I can't take care of my needs dood!
The next one? God damnit dood
I've been doing fine, thanks dood
did you see how uncomfortable they got when i was crying!
i still think about her even now
hey. shut up.
Well, I'd recommend ZnT, but it's honestly not a good anime. I love it though
My fucking xbox 360 controller a button just fucking died
Black Kanojo and Dead Tube
Well he is chill and takes pics of his dick
Awww...i wanted to have fun with him first...
You have to accept it u.u you're like a cute magnet for girls inside these threads, it's sad through because i can't have you just for me that way...oh well...
Do you live into a different universe? u.u
Dead Tube is nice. I should continue reading it.
which button died?
>forgot to dood
god damnit dood
How am I a magnet dood?!
Shit button to die dood
Nearly as bad as RT since you need it that often
what needs? what's wrong? *squeeze*
good morning, frisk-anon!
i don't like to share...
I'll leave him to you for now since i have to go, bye bye, you two have fun~
Must be pretty hot in there u.u bye bye Konny, have to leave now, take care ^.^
Don't ask me! It's odd...but it affects me as well!