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Ask a Norwegian anything

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Ask a Norwegian anything
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how does it feel to be the second most cucked contry after sweden
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Why are you all racists now?
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>>720036153
>projecting this hard
no you can't have our oil
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does god reaL?
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>>720036471
Not all of us, there's a bunch of SJWs here. Found this the other day
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>>720036714
Nope, he's as fake as Santa Claus
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>>720035469
why are you all such faggots?
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>>720035469
how much snow outside your window right now
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>>720035469
Dated a Norwegian girl. She was from Sauda, fit as fuck but personality was shite. At least I got to see some of Norway for a while.
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>>720035469
What do you think of Skam?
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>>720035469

Rank all of the nordic nations from best to worst, including constituent countries.
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What do you think of swedes?
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>>720035469
Landsmål or Riksmål?
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>>720035469
how much does a nurse earn in norwey
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>>720037398
Absolutely nothing actually
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>>720037892
They're less evolved compared to the Norwegian master race.
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>>720037284
Because of socialism
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>>720037816
Norway
Iceland
Denmark
Finland
Greenland
Faroe islands
Åland
Sweden
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>>720037918
Riksmål!!!
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>>720037947
https://www.nsf.no/english
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>>720035469

lol forget fucking gay ass norway

there's lions in kenya
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>>720036504
>Statoil fires over 5000 of its employess
>Oil price is worth shit nowadays
>Kroner is weak due to this
>Still believe this oil meme
Well, despite all this, I hope you guys will recover :^)
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>>720038574
you know what else is in kenya?

NIGGERS!!!
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>>720038716

but there's lions AND tigers in kenya!
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>>720038716
>>720038845

kenya believe it?
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>>720038574
and zebras
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>>720038845
There are no tigers in Africa in the wild
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>>720038273

Good list from a good Nord.
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>>720038845
Im sorry sir but those lions and tigers probably have aids or are also niggers or both
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>>720038633
took you 15 minutes on google to come back with this? rofl. what 3rd world country are you from?
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>>720038969

goddamnit, you and >>720038917 are steadily convincing me that africa isn't really much of a place after all and is instead an aids infested shithole

weebl lied to me too, the cunt
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>>720038980
Lived in Oslo for almost ten years, boi, I know those facts first-hand :)
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Do you know Varg Vikernes?
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How's the black metal out there
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>>720035469

Omg you're from Norway? I love Ikea and ABBA!
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>>720039578
Kill yourself infidel
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>>720038273
Although Svalbard isn't completely autonomous, it still belongs on the list. If nothing else, to shove Sweden one spot further down.

Heck, add the Bouvet island and Queen Mauds land too. Above Sweden, if that wasn't obvious.
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>>720039481
Wouldn't know. It all just sounds like noise to me
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>>720039715
When you put it like that, I have to completely agree
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>>720039168
too ashamed to let me know where you're from, I see.
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Tbh alle negre burde bare henge seg selv...
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>>720040055
Lead by example
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Opinion on Brexit?
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Are there any nudes of Marcus and Martinus?
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>>720039875
Germany, my man. Now go collect your monthly allowance from NAV, and stop shitposting here :^)
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Why does Varg keep shitposting in /tg/?
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Does anyone cares that US soldiers is in Norway now?
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>>720041328
no, its only done by the US to piss off Russia.
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>>720040149
I would if I was black.
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Are Norwegian women really as hot as everyone sais?
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>>720040531
Screw that, I still want the pictures Therese Johaug made so much fuzz over some years ago, about being filmed by German TV while changing clothes after finishing a race.
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Do you like Kvelertak?
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>>720035469
How big (famous) is Magnus Carlsen in Norway?
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>>720040849
talk about being cucked :^)
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>>720042051
He is huge. He single handedly made chess a "sport" and is a source of huge national pride.

Probably the greatest "athlete" in recent norwegian history. He is something else than cross country.
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>>720041960
Gay
Post good Norwegian metal
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>>720041630
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Who do you consider most bros outside of scandinavia?
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>>720042699
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>>720042855
are you 12
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>>720042946
Would a 12 year old know 80's gay pop
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Has hank from turbonegro violated your anus
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>>720035469
how do you feel about minnesota?
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>>720043168
Are you gay?
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>>720043317
Definitively looking it.. but we're feeling California!
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>>720043317
90-100k whiney ass lefties at the women's March is all that needs to be said our state
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>>720043333
>>>/lgbt/

Better luck there
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>>720043317
Minnesotans are like your close third cousin. You love the fact that they decent from your homeland, cherish that they cultivate Norwegian culture, and find it flattering that they want to keep in touch. At the same time you realize that they are now Americans and not Norwegians, but Minnesota is pretty much Norway's favourite state.
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>>720035469
Explain Russ
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How are the chicks? Blonde aryan qtpies everywhere?
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>>720043694
I'm only 2nd Gen Minnesotan my grandpa was born in Norway hell my last name is ingemansen. Can we be 2nd cousins. I promise not to cuddle after sex
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>>720043885
>Blonde
Check!
>aryan
Check!
>qtpies
eerrr.. It might be a grass is greener on the other side kind of thing, but I find south east Asia to have the highest concentration of qtpie. And I am making that claim without ever setting foot there.
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>>720044113
You sound just like an American
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>>720043741
Russians don't give a shit about Norway. They claim several pieces of territory on the Norwegian continental plate and has heavily militaized the artic.

If Norway and Russia went to war, we would get demolished, hard, and that's our biggest issue. The russians has shown little hospitality, and that bothers us, especially since we share borders. Other than that, I think the general consensus is that Russian people in general are pretty cool, but Vladmir Putin has set up dangerous policies for our country.

Thank god for NATO is all I have to say.
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>>720043999
>Norway hell
Hell in Trøndelag, or was that just you swearing?
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>>720044180
I'm Norwegian
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>>720035469
I am From norway too
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>>720043885
Norwegian beauty is not a lie, it is honestly true. Same with Sweden and Denmark, we have women that are heavily slutified, excessively dressed, and the "blonde, stronk indapendant" is very true. Oslo is like a fashion show. In contrast, some women that reject this fashion really go overboard. It seems like it's either fashion model or goth.
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>>720044598
Don't overexaggerate though, i'm also from Norway and we do have ugly and average women just like every country
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I'm traveling in Italy atm from aus.
And everyone has that jacket with you're flag on it. Is that a good jacket or what. I want one now
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Swede here. Why didnt you learn from our mistakes? Most common name in Oslo is Mohammed, come on now.
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>>720044810
++++
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>>720036471

You say that like it's a bad thing.
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>>720035469
so, how long till norway deport the sandniggers?
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>>720044346
Swearing actually, but that's funny. Grandpa was from Bergen
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>>720044955
They already started
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>>720039762
these bitches need a tan fam
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>>720044742
napapijri
No idea how good it is, but it's made in Italy, for Italian weather, so I doubt most of them are made for the arctic conditions they are made to look like they belong in.

Actually, I remember reading about Napapijri as a teen sometimes in the nineties, it got local attention due to the flag, and reading that it was "an ethnic and exotic product" to Italians. Kinda floored me, it was the first time I felt like I'd seen some of our culture from the outside.
>He made it to his teens before taking a somewhat objective look at his culture
Fuck off, being self centered is a Norwegian trait.
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>>720043999
You need to honor that. Norwegian's are cold on the outside, but very very warm on the inside. We value intellect, hospitality, knowledge, the ability to say and do what you mean, and drink a ton of beer. Alcohol is the remedy for everything.

It's like, American + Minnesotan = Instantly popular. One of the biggest TV shows is called "Everything for Norway" and is about Americans with Norwegian ancestry exploring our culture, and has really made Americans popular. Be proud of your Norwegian roots, and any Norwegian will love you.
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>>720045007
AWWW YISSSS
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>>720044713
Are you from Oslo? Also, have you travelled and explored Europe, Asia & America? I live in Hungary and see substantially less attractive women here and anywhere else. Scandinavians are truly more beautiful, but you're right, there are many average women in Norway as well, but blonde, blue eyed, tall and high cheek bones are some of the most universal traits of beauty, and you won't find an excess of that anywhere else than Scandinavia.
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>>720044193
Russ the tradition..
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>>720045750
LOL.

Russ was crazy. I fucked 4 women consistently then, and you feel like you have total authority. Even the police is like, "whatever, they're Russ, let them have a great time". It's the party of your life, not joking. Doing anything but exploiting that fully is just wrong.
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>>720042051
One of our biggest and most celebrated stars, deservedly so. Kids in school are evedently playing chess, good for them
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>>720045953
haha glad to hear, you in oslo? bergen?
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>>720045228
I'm very proud of my roots and so is my wife. Both of our son's have norse names and want to go to Norway to meet my cousins and see sverd I fjell at harfsfjord. I know the show your talking about I found out about the application for it after they stopped taking them or I would have jumped on it.
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>>720046006
Rich kid Oslo boy. Holmenkollen. Went all around the country with my "Russe bus". Never experienced the same amount of friendship, love, drugs, women and partying every since. I feel bad for other countries that don't have it.
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>>720046165
haha we had a van Lilliehammer is the stuff man. There's nothing like that over in the US
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>>720039271
Not OP, but I actually passed by him at a hardware shop in Bergen, good guy
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>>720043741
After graduation, people celebrate and drink for a month - the costumes are probably to give ourselves an extra excuse, so our will to drink and celebrate are overcome by out introvertness.

To combat this evil alcohol consumption, exams were pushed forwards a month, but that didn't help, so now we drink ourselves to a stupor for a month continously, while at the same time taking exams.

That's the official story anyway. Personally, I'm a stick in the mud, so I openly demonstrated against the peer pressure and didn't taste a drop of alcohol during may, I'm not even teetotal, just so stubborn and principled I bore myself to tears sometimes.
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>>720035469
Why is my g-spot on the inside of my ass?
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>>720046232
Lillehammer was crazy. Love you guys.
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>>720046269
sore loooooser
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>>720040849
>Germany

Oh boy, how are you liking those Syrians?
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>>720046385
were you guys able to get ahold of much moonshine?
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>>720046305
If you're male, that's where everyone's is. Even the ones who are afraid to explore it.
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>>720046444
I'm not sure I know what you think I lost, but if you think you're calling me out for not being one of the cool kids with a silver spoon in my ass and a scared little girl who are afraid to say no, then I took a different path looong before the russ period, and I'm still happy for it. It just does not appeal to me.
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>>720046634
Since we had a ton of money, we did a lot of cocaine, weed and MDMA. Coke was preferred. We drank beer and liquor, not a lot of moonshine to be honest
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>>720046894
that's essentially what im saying.
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>>720046444
pretty much. also, check'd
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I'm going to see mayhem Wednesday night would you like me to give attilla a hug for you
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>>720040849
>Germany
>how does it feel to be the second most cucked contry after sweden

kek you are the epitome of autism
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>>720040647
>>720040760
Fuck the U.K I'm moving to Norway
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>>720036153
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>>720038273
All sake shits anyway. Eat the fish
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