Bonus points for dirty phone posting from a McDonald's
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
Back in time for class tomorrow and I can't wait to see you in the ashes of your loved ones but death will not come. Humanity will be plunged into eternal darkness. Say your prayers, faggots doing? Wasting your time on the other day and age, and dedicated to providing a lot more than a few days ago by a friend of mine. you are looking at a very nice to see you in the morning. Oh well, and I can meet up. the newer version.
B-but Anon-kun! W-we already shitposted on Sk-skype tonight!
I for real hated having siblings. Middle child in a family of five. So you always know your parents will never be able to give you the love and attention you need because they have to divide their focus between four other children. Everything just becomes meaningless. I moved out when I was 16. Fuck em all.