If you had to tell something to your past self to change the

>>720030987

don't bother with post secondary education. Paying back those loans will fuck you hard

>>720030987
I'd tell myself to not start smoking cigarettes

>>720030987
Fuck you! Being more 'social' ain't gonna make you better off and will just make people cringe because of you. Fuck you! Just keep being a nerdy ass bitch who keeps studying everything and playing Minecraft whenever you're free. Fuck you again! Just because I hate you!

>>720031199
just stop smoking you weak minded fag

>>720030987
don't go to college or smoke all that dank.. focus on getting a job you moron

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>>720030987
"trump will become president and have a traditional inauguration. buy stocks in tumbleweed and crickets"

>>720030987
>dont ask your sister to jack you off

>>720030987
Teenage relationships never really last, don't get too attached or it'll fuck you up.

>>720031056
fucking same bro..

kys

Don't look up anime on the internet machine. You will be fucked for life.

>>720031923
not always the case
my sister and her now husband have been together since she was 13-14

it all goes exactly how you think it will even if everyone says its not true

>>720032037
>What's anime
>proceeds to look it up
Way to go.

>>720032093
... and she's soon 30*

Tell mom all that had happened
Don't cheat on gf
Get a pc

>>720032129
>to CHANGE the future
m8...

>>720030987
You have ADHD, have yourself tested before you become an uneducated dropout

>>720030987
Don't go to law school. Go to electrical engineering school.

>>720030987
Rachel liked you the whole time ya dummy!

I wouldn't say anything, I'd just follow her around and murder her as mercifully as possible.

>>720030987
Bitcoin

>>720031826
greentext

>>720030987
Don't drink that strawberry juice

Treat "her" better

I came from the future. James, I know you're on this thread at this exact moment. You MUST cut off your dick IMMEDIATLY ! OR ELSE YOU WILL GIVE BIRTH TO THE MAN WHO'LL DESTROY THE WORLD !

>>720032383
Ross?

>>720032551
Couldn't he just not have sex/wear a condom you dumb fucking future nigger

>>720030987
Invest in google back when it was .98 cents per share

>>720032583
Oh shit

>>720030987
Skip school, kid, you're not missing anything.

>>720032650
I already came here to tell him that, but he did it anyway !

>>720032742
Oh shit, it's serious

James, I know you're here ! Whatever you do, do NOT HAVE SEX ! EVER !

you have a benign brain tumour from the age of 17 but it wont be found till 25 take it out now

>>720030987
Snakes do not retreat nor become less belligerent if you yell loudly at them.

>>720032798
ARE YOU SERIOUS WHIT THAT DELAY YOU CUNT ?!

>>720030987
dont do hard drugs and trust yourself

>>720030987
stop being a bitch and fuck every girl in highschool that will put out

>>720032848
Hey you'r the one who made that machine from a FUCKING WII U, sorry it's shit !

James, whatever you do, DO NOT BUILD THAT TIME MACHINE !

Put all your money in Blockbuster stocks

>>720033037
Alright, this is getting ridiculous. Let's all go back in 2047 and live the apocalypse, guys. We're too stupid to save ourselves from ourselves.

Guys, whatever you do, DO NOT VOTE FOR TRUMP !

>>720033295
Forget it James.

>>720033037
>>720033373
James, please do not listen to the previous messages. It's a trap. I am dying and I need you to save our son. Don't put the turkey in the oven.

>>720033408
THAT'S IT ! James, PUT THAT TURKEY IN THE OVEN ! YOU MUST PREVENT WORLD WAR 4 !

buy bitcoin

guys ! Whatever you do, do NOT let moot leave 4chan ! Or else a guy named James will fuck EVERYTHING !

>>720030987
Do what you want, not what others want you to do

>>720033834
James, small reminder : don't try to make a time machine from a Wii U. It won't work properly. Att all.

>>720032319
Haha you're one fucking weak uber human. Waaa I. Autist.

>>720033560
James.. this is your mother speaking. I need you to blow into my fart box to save your fathers life. If you see this message know mommy loves you and will give you yum yum tummy time.

Spend all your money on botcoin and don't be such a pussy

>>720033948
Dad is dead in the great battle of Trump-York in 2020, how would that prevent his death ?!

AND YOU NEVER LOVED ME YOU ALCOHOLIC BITCH

Don't get angry at bad CS:GO teammates.

>>720030987
when joana is drink af and crashing on ur couch procced to FUCK HER BRAINS OUT OR UR GONNA REGRET IT YOUR WHOLE LIFE !! , when ur talking to lisa , make sure your boner dick is hidden or else she gonna tell everyone !! jenny was totalyy down for sum fuck so dont blow it . listen to what robert had said about that new job and take ittttttt !!!! you faggotttt

>>720031056
Same here

Dont buy the cheap ammo that jams in the gun while trying to an hero

>>720034294
kek

James, I'm you from the future ! I've build a time machine from a Wii U and I need you to save the world ! I know you're here !

>>720034385
How about no. I'm eating fucking dragon meat while i'm swiming in cu mado of gold. FUCK YOU!

So I came to deliver a message, but I see I'm way too retarded to make my own creation work properly so fuck you, fuck James, fuck me, fuck all the versions of me who're reading this, happy end of the world 2047.

>>720034564
And also i lost like 78.725 fingers so i can't write

>>720030987

Probably could do without checking out that MMO "Ragnarok Online".

Don't Do it.

>>720034564
>>720034683

JAMES DON'T BE A CUNT

JAMES! DON'T PUT YOUR DICK IN THE VACUM. IT IS A BAD IDEA!

>>720034760
It's in his cunty nature. He can't help it.

>>720030987
Go back to 2012 and say "No"

>>720032822
Lol

>>720030987

don't start drinking, the fun in highschools not worth the dependancy in adulthood

FOR FUCK'S SAKE JAMES JUST THIS TIME, LISTEN TO YOUR HEART ! AND BY HEART I MEAN ME, YOU, FROM THE FUTURE ! DON'T FUCK THAT BLONDE CHICK !

Don't stick the pencil in the cats pooper
Stop obsessing over your appearance
Stop Fucking feeling sorry for yourself
Have confidence people like you
Don't try to fit in
Depression doesn't control you
Neither does anxiety
Stop hanging around dickheads
Look after your family.

Don't put the pussy on a pedestal

>>720030987
go to 4chan /b/ its awsome

James ! You MUST eat the neighboor's cat ! Or else Kim Kardashian will be president !

Either finish what u started or dont start it at all , she will catch up with you over the years

Kill yourself now. At least someone will come to your funeral.

The code will be 147382965.
You'll know what it means when you get there. Just write it down and don't lose it.

>>720034856
Ill second this one only say yes

>>720032438
buy ass lodes of bitcoin!!!

Hi, I'm a Wii U who was modified to become a time machine. Before dying, my master gave me life, intelligence. By any chance, is there a "James" on this discussion board ? Thank you for your answers, I'm excited to learn about humanity in 2017.

>>720032696
It was 98 cents. Not .98 cents. That doesn't make any sense you good God damn moron.

>>720035259
Racism is the perfect way to love each others

>>720030987

Don't stay with the bitch at 18 for 6 years. You'll pass on so much pussy for nothing.

>>720033037
If you don't build the time machine then you won't be able to come back in time to tell yourself not to build it.

lock the door before you overdose so they dont bring you back

>>720032981
just lissen to your self and dont sex her for gods sakes

Only someone called James would try to build a time machine out off a wii.

>>720030987
>Stop being a little asshole, dump that two faced whore, go to Uni and don't drop out.

Then I would kick my ass.

>>720035422
....... SHIT

>>720031615
Wrong
#420BlazeIt

>>720035451
I was a virgin cunt, I couldn't help myself !

Focus on school and actually eat well.

Never fall in love. It only creates heartbreak, you will never be the same again.

Guys my name's James. I dont know if I should laugh or panic.

>>720034294
This happened to my friend actually

Just end it James. I can't stand to see you sad.

>>720035713
IT'S NOT FUNNY YOU DICK EATING, FART SNIFFING VIRGIN CUNT ! DO NOT FUCK WITH ANY GIRLS IN YOUR LIFE ! GO LIVE ON TOP OF A MOUNTAIN YOU PISS WANK

>>720035846
James. Is your beard ginger?
Also rolling for dubs

>>720035838
I was always sad from the day I was born. I was a freaking cunt.

>>720035943
Peak.

>>720035943
Yes it is ! DO I KNOW YOU ?! Are you from the Russian empire ?!

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>>720030987
Don't let other people controll your life. Sure, take some advices, but don't live the lives they couldn't and which they try to fulfill through you.

>>720036068
No I'm not you silly can't. I'm a man of gondor Post pic of your beard. I wanna add it to my ginger beard folder

>>720030987
Don't get caught taking an upskirt photo.

>>720036188
You fucking spy... Tell Vladimir II to FUCK OFF ! CANADA BELONGS TO THE USA !

>>720036292
Still got the photo?

James ! I'm from the future ! He's NOT Russien Whatever you do, do NOT mention the Canada incident !

>>720035838
Danielle?

>>720036458
This machine is going to fuck the time continuum.

>>720036348
Ab pains* it belongs to gondor!

>>720036431
No they made me delete it and threatened to press charges if it ever got posted to the internet. Ripperoni

>>720032463
>whitetext

>>720036532
So you ARE from Gondor. I didn't know you had this kind of technology... This changes everything ! JAMES ! DON'T USE A WII U !

USE A TOASTER !

go for it

>>720036490
Hahahahahahahahahaahahaha. Smiles be too much
I've got a tingly face
I fucking know I had respiratory problems
Tingly chest.
He dies*

buy bitcoin
dont smoke or sell weed to autistic friends