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You have thirty seconds to find a flaw in my girlfriend >protip:

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You have thirty seconds to find a flaw in my girlfriend

>protip: you can't
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Dafuq is that
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>>720018674
>she is YOUR girlfriend.

she'll end in despair and you'll become her baggage. Good job anon.
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Flaw: She's with yo ass
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Ill just go with,
>Posts pic on 4chan
>Has no respect for his female
>Trying to convince yourself of something you fucked up out the gate.
>Mfw...
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>>720018674
That ugly red thing on her nose
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Penis
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>>720018674
>You have thirty seconds to find a flaw in my girlfriend

easy:
she does not exist
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>>720018674
girl (male)
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>>720019072

/thread
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>>720018674
Doesn't have a dick

0/10
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she's cute

post more faggot
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she looks like a goblin
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>>720018674
looks poor
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>>720018939. Hahaha sick burn. He's right you know.
/end thread.
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>>720018863
Spoken like a true prophet.
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>>720018674
>my girlfriend
That's a guy, a ugly guy.
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>>720018674
>nose
>oily face
>thick jaw
>cleft chin
>wide head
>hooded eyes
>Leafy chin
>sunken in eyes
>facial piercing.
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>>720018674
>Flaw: when she goes off to college she'll find someone she likes more than you and leave you
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>>720018674
show us more, she's a cutie
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>>720020397
this
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>>720018674
She doesn't look as good as my girlfriend (pic related)
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>>720019645
Sexist pig
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>>720020626
Ёбанный пиздец
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Michael Cera/10
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>>720018674
> You have one second to find thirty flaws in my gf
I fixed it for you so that it's a slight challenge
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>>720018674
>my girlfriend
>find a flaw
love her
fuck her
Why do you need other people approbation?
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>>720018674
Well, first off she's fucking ugly.
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>>720018998
This. Almost didn't see it. Otherwise, great catch anon. Hope you don't fuck up.
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>>720020626
I don't speak robot the fuck is that shit
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>>720020267
this

love her OP

you're probably very lucky to have her!
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>>720019645
How does he get back down the hatch
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>>720018674
Piercing in nose. People shouldn't pay to look trashy.
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She looks like she has a perpetual cold
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>>720018674
Yes that's clearly a man
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>>720022529
jep.
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>>720018674
>You have thirty seconds to find a flaw in my girlfriend

Flaw? Fuck that's all I see is flaws should have asked if I could find anything good about her now that would have been a challenge
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>>720018674
She has cancer
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>>720018674
OP where do you live there's a girl that comes to my work that looks just like that.
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>>720018674
Has she many shekels?
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let me stick my cock in her ass then she will have a flaw in her
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I understand this is YLYL. Okay, gotcha!
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what about mine? find a flaw
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>>720022686
>>720018674

At least it's not permanent, and she'd look good if
she got my waifu makeup. 8/10 choice OP.
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I find her cute.
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Rosacia
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>>720022414
Guy was run over when self-driving system on his car mailfunctioned and activated. You need to learn language of our new allies, tovarisch.
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>>720023588
Yeah, a girl that could be her doppelganger comes into my work every now and then. I'd eat her shitter like an apple fritter.
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>>720023164
>asian
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She's a female that her flaw
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>>720020369
Curious what's your perfect girl? Green text and picture if you want
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If you are reading this then your mother will die in her sleep tonight unless you reply to my post.
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>>720024059
wrong
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>>720024059

My mom is the best at not dying. She's terrific at it. Everyone says so.
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>>720018674
Wtf is that in her nose? Her neck is long, eyes are different size and she ha http://is2.4chan.org/b/1485202499176.webm s a fivehead
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>>720018674
she's not riding my weiner.
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>>720018674
Show us her naked body and ill judge her
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>>720018674
small tits, prove me wrong OP
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fagot
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>>720018674
easy she thinks your acceptable
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>>720018674
Her Breath smelt last time..
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>>720022200
Double triple double. Mmm.
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>>720018674
She has pig-barn eyes
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>>720024490
like my semen
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>>720018674
She looks like the characters on the old Lloyd's adverts
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>>720018674

stupid fucking haircut. greesy lookin face. dresses terrible
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Her nose is way too south from the eyes and looks like a hamster
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She looks cute and innocent. The kind of girl who will end tired as fuck of your tiny dick and will end fucking a nigger.
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>>720018674
Her taste in men?
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>>720018674
Jess?
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>>720018674
Jess from Woodstock?
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greedy jewish nose
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>>720022860
ROASTED!
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>>720018674
big ears, jewish nose, dirty hair, flat chest and that in only ten seconds
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>>720018674
Flaw: she is a .jpg file
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She looks like she's addicted to meth
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>>720018674
She is not in the kitchen making you a fucking sandwich
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>>720018674
KIKE
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no penis.
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Find a flaw in mine?
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>>720027248
no penis.
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>>720027248
is she Jewish?
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>>720027502
No. actually dislikes Jews..
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>>720027248
>too pale
>could lose 2-3 lbs off each thigh
>might be hiding a little gut under them baggy clothes
>hair a little too long, should run a straightener through it
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>>720027588
that nose tells a different story
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>>720018674
kek horror
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>>720018674
I can smell her dirty hippy hair follicles through my screen
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>>720027614
>find a flaw
>says too pale
fucking nigger
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>>720027766
Eh. She doesn't know her father, so maybe..
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>>720018674
that's a girl? you sure?
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>be me
>fuckin this chick, right
>knee deep in this bitch you know
>knock on the door
>It's her dad
>"Honey, please finish up your homework. Dinner is ready.
>start hyperventilating
>dad busts in think it was his daughter having asthma attack
>ohshitohshitohshit.gif
>jump out window nekkid
>run my as 2mi home buck nekkid
>be out of breath as fuck
>run up to front porch
>stumble on first step
>land on my elbow

And that is why I cannot play badminton till this day.
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>>720028116

hah, too bad.
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>>720028116
:-) did you come in her or her dad in you?
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