You have thirty seconds to find a flaw in my girlfriend
>protip: you can't
Doesn't have a dick
Spoken like a true prophet.
>sunken in eyes
She doesn't look as good as my girlfriend (pic related)
>You have thirty seconds to find a flaw in my girlfriend
Flaw? Fuck that's all I see is flaws should have asked if I could find anything good about her now that would have been a challenge
what about mine? find a flaw
At least it's not permanent, and she'd look good if
she got my waifu makeup. 8/10 choice OP.
If you are reading this then your mother will die in her sleep tonight unless you reply to my post.
She looks like the characters on the old Lloyd's adverts
>fuckin this chick, right
>knee deep in this bitch you know
>knock on the door
>It's her dad
>"Honey, please finish up your homework. Dinner is ready.
>dad busts in think it was his daughter having asthma attack
>jump out window nekkid
>run my as 2mi home buck nekkid
>be out of breath as fuck
>run up to front porch
>stumble on first step
>land on my elbow
And that is why I cannot play badminton till this day.