Well, it's 11am on a Monday so my bet is school/work. I took the day off thus me being here.
Am I the only person who works nights around here?
Since when did the denizens of this bullshittery become relatively productive members of society?
God times have changed.
I think it's always been like that, just more noticeable now because it's the start of a new semester so everyone's like "GOTTA BE A GOOD BOY THIS YEAR". Just wait a few months till everyone inevitably gives up on their New Years resolutions.
New years resolutions are for fat people.
Why does his shirt say Red Hot Chili PoPeppers
What, even the Nips FCC cares about that shit?
I mean, I get licensing rights, but isn't that just free advertising?
oh look, a thread of fags
On the contrary, this is one of the few threads that isn't totally full of fags.
Who the fuck are you?
>"But I don’t want to go among faggy people,” Drunky remarked.
>“Oh, you can’t help that,” said the Nef: “we’re all fags here. I’m a fag. You’re a fag.”
>“How do you know I’m a fag?” said Drunky.
>“You must be,” said the Nef, “or you wouldn’t have come here.”
>"Drunky didn't think that proved it at all; however, he went on `And how do you know that you're a fag?'"
>"`To begin with,' said the Nef, `a dog's not a fag. You grant that?'"
>"'I suppose so.' Said Drunky"
>"`Well, then,' the Nef went on, `you see, a dog growls when it's angry, and posts gFur when it's horny. Now I growl when I'm horny, and post gFur when I'm angry. Therefore I'm a fag.'"
>"'I call that being a tripfriend, not being a fag.' Said Drunky"
See now that doesn't make a lick of sense. If you're posting gay furry stuff you're a fag, whether or not you've got an angle on your dangle.
I cannot lighten up. I am already a pasty lily-white.
Wait a second,
How does posting gFur without a hard-on make you a fag?
If I post Jackson Pollock paintings, that doesn't make me an art critic, it just makes me a guy posting drawings with the creative influence of a six year old.
I attest that posting or observing gFur without being aroused does not elicit faggotry.
Thanks, Eagle Eye.
You've really got this topic down to a science, haven't you?
Cause you're posting gfur
If you get rammed up the ass by a big burly dude, you can't say "well I didn't enjoy it THAT much so it's not gay"
You're posting gay furry porn. Ergo, fag.
If you're posting gay furry art, you're a faggot.
You know that old adage about arguing with an idiot?
The same stands for people on 4chan.
You're just a bundle of special today, aren't you?
See, now this, this is a faggot.
Don't know what constitutes an awful faggot. Maybe the ones that try too hard to make it aware to others that they are, in fact, a faggot. Like, the Pink tie-dye t-shirt that's tucked into itself like a sports bra with neon bike shorts and frosted hair "Silly goose," type of faggots.
I don't think that's you.
Just chillin and burnin time til my D&D session starts.
What class are you playing?
Is your DM a knob?
yeah that wouldn't be me, in person i'm assumed by everyone to be straight until i tell them otherwise but i don't really bring it up unless someone asks me
neat, i've got a bunch of the third gen books for d&d that an old babysitter left here a long ass time ago and never came back for but i can't say i've played
Why the fuck are you guys even arguing
thats not niceu niceu :(((((
You're the right kind of faggot.
Jesus, we've got another highly perceptive observer.
Did everyone take a stupid pill this morning?
It's enjoyable with a nice group
Custom. We're inquisitors
>What class are you playing?
Barbarian, path of the Zealot
>Is your DM a knob?
This is one of 3 games I am in.
Take it up with the DM
I don't give a shit, as long as I can punch goblins
Your DM is crap! He's playing what Wizards built as a monument to compromise.
Can't even build a proper Dropbarian in 5e.
it's not the centerpiece of my life and i'm happy keeping it that way, i'd much rather work on something like college
not really many people are into it where i live, so the group never really existed in the first place, either that or i just didn't have the right connections in school, most people would rather just watch or play sports though
Well, they're constantly adding new shit in so you might have that option later. To date, my favourite character was actually in fuckin' Pathfinder.
She was a golden-scaled kobold nudist bard called Dragon Singer. She was a diplomat for a golden dragon and she was basically a jehovahs witness/groupy, constantly trying to convert people to the idea of "Dragons are Cool and you should Totally Worship Them"
She was extremely weighted towards conversation and performance. During one particular one I had a hefty bonus and rolled a natural 20. Was something like a 45 on my performance check, any watching gods would have themselves wept and accepted that dragons were indeed cool
I play online with a bunch of weenies who think I am a girl.
What is going on in here?
>don't you have to pay for it if you play online?
Nah. Paying gets you more options, in case you wanna do something real fancy.
I made an internet persona back around 2007 on a manga forum. These guys are just people I met way back then and have been chatting to since.
Dynamic lighting and stuff.
Yeah it's gone fine. We're just friendly cunts.
I just don't understand how somebody can make sexuality the entirety of their personality.
I mean, I'm a very sexually open person. I was at one point known for my mating call, "Hey, I'm going under that bridge, whoever wants to fuck, come with me!"
But even then there was more to me than my love for coitus.
I just don't get how hooting fags expect to be taken seriously by anybody, much less themselves.
That's pretty solid.
At one point I was involved with a campaign group for so long that during our latest character rolling session, I couldn't help but try to do something totally off the wall, so I rolled as a black cat, took the penalties to my ability scores, and then dumped every point I rolled into intelligence and charisma. My int was high enough that I could talk, but I never let my party know this.
I spent the entire campaign nonchalantly doing things like breaking mirrors, causing people to walk under ladders and pass by my path.
During relations with an ambassador from a neighboring land, I climbed up into a nearby tree and dropped a heavy branch next to him. Later that evening, with a successful stealth check and sleight of hand, I was able to poison his drink with a toxin to upset his stomach and cause fever. When he was passed out and writhing from his illness, I went into his chambers and started whispering ominous prophecies to him.
This went on in a similar fashion for about four sessions, constantly torturing this otherwise helpful NPC, until he failed a Will save when more "unexplainable," events occurred and he drove himself to suicide. Shit was cash yo.
I assume it's not much and if your group is really enthusiastic I don't think they'd mind contributing a dollar a month for cool effects and shit
I think the best thing my character ever did was hop onto the shoulders of our goblin wizard and put on a trenchcoat and fedora and pretend to be a human.
I usually get very good out of combat rolls, but my in-combat ones are disgustingly bad. Anyone in our group who gets a streak of bad luck now refers to it as "Pitou luck" because me and natural 1's go hand in hand.
I nearly killed an ally after 4 natural 1's in a row.
It's full of diaperfags and scat/fart fetishists.
Which is why the guy who spams shit in these threads doesn't really deter anyone, cause going to /trash/ would just mean more shit.
I'm pretty sure this is the first time I've been completely sober in like 3 years, ugh
Finally sober? That calls for a drink
I could drink some Fireball but eeh, thats almost worse than being sober. I usually smoke weed
Not sure who that is but he must be a complete degenerate
i'm surprised this didn't die while i was out
i don't know, they're just awful things that should be forgotten, no matter how hard they try not to be
i guess that's reasonable, yeah