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You come home early one afternoon to find your 14 y/o son making

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You come home early one afternoon to find your 14 y/o son making out with another boy in his room.

Assuming you are a mature and responsible adult, what will you do?
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>>720005425
as a mature and responsible adult i chose not to reproduce.
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I consume ethically under capitalism
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/thread
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i'd ship him off to isis so he can get pushed off a fuckin buildin then fuck his mom.
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>>720005425
join them
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>>720005425
I'd record it and wank off to it every night
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>>720005498
Fpbp
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>TURN 360 DEGREES AND WALK AWAY
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>>720005425
kick him out the house and make a new baby.
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>>720005425
Scold them for homosexualist tendencies then spank their bare bottoms.
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>>720005425
Is he making out with that nerd on the right? I'd give em both swirlies. Idc if hes gay but atleast pick a hot dude, damn.
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>>720005425
At 14yo, Kid can go fuck himself. Kick homeboys ass out of my house and punish my son not for being gay but for having enough balls to go against my house rules. Now after 16 and beyond I wouldn't be upset.
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start fapping
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>>720005768
they would actually like that they see you as a daddy (homo milf)
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I'd call Mike the electric fence Pence
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>>720005425
send him off to reeducation camp
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Kick him out. Beat him. Disown him. Make/adopt another child.
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>>720005425
i'd ask my son if he has offered his friend something to drink and if they are hungry and want something to eat. later i'd have him sit down with his dad and me to have the talk.
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>>720005698
>Kek
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>>720005425
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUNMajfSwsU
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>>720005425
Beat the faggot out of him with a razor strop.
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>>720005698
>burger education

you'll end up right where you were facing, moron
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>>720005887
You got the closet gay in you
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>>720005425
fuck his friend and ground him forever
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>>720005850
>teleports behind your son
>it's personal fag
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>>720005836
If it's the two pictured. If my son brings home a nigger they both die.
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>>720005819
>This
Couldn't care less about how faggot the kid is, but he damn well knows no dating until he's 16. Same for all my kids
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>>720006013
Aww. First day here? Come right in newfag.
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Get a fucking belt and whip him till he bleeds
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>>720006100
probably this
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>>720006013
Welcome to /b/ newfag
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>>720005425
Tell the little faggots to check my dubs.
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>>720005425
Call upon the powers of Thor and lightning strike that turbo dyke
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Talk to him about sex without promoting the idea, make sure he uses protection, and then kill myself.
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>>720005425
bording school then he never comes home
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Beat the shit out of him.
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>>720005425
Get the phone and call the SS

Heil
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I'd tell him afterwards that i know what was going on in there, and that he can be as gay as he wants but he can't be up in his room with the door shut making out like that at 14.

Then, I'll bring his mom downstairs, and start hardcore making out with her right in front of him, to teach him a lesson.

I think we'll be cool after that.
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Late late term abortion.
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>>720006013
360 degrees and walk away is moonwalkin, newfag

Pic related, thats u
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>>720006460
>can't be up in his room with the door shut making out like that at 14
Better late than never. You won't recoup the price of the surveillance equipment but at least it'll make up for some of the boring sleepovers you had to watch.
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>>720006013
fucking newfag lurk more
the most obvious bait and u still fell for it
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Shower them both and then get to the physique inspections for upcoming basketball tryouts
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>>720006013
Captain obvious over here. That's the fucking joke.
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Walk out. Go to bedroom and fap.
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>>720005425
cams everywhere
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>>720005425
my reaction depends on whether hes the top or bottom
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>>720005739
With whom then, faggot?
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>>720005425
join in?
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get there before the boyfriend does
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Probably poop on his hair or something, i don't know i'm not good at parenting.
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I'd buy them a big box of condoms.
AIDS is bad.
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>>720006950
>implying the son hasn't been gradually stretched to receive daddy's shaft, while blowing him and having his bum cheeks used as buns for daddy's hotdog and cream
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>>720005425
ask him if he wants to trap
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>>720005425

love and support him

tell him no matter what, its not his fault that he is born different
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>>720005572
You motherfucker
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>>720006013
walk away
phrasal verb of walk
1.
easily, casually, or irresponsibly abandon a situation in which one is involved or for which one is responsible.
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>>720005425
kek have a robot personality, will never have children, will never be disappointed, ha take that normies.
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>>720005425

>mature and responsible adult
>come home early from work

Pick one bruh.
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>>720006013
When the fag is new with this one
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>>720005425
toss him a condom.
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>>720005780
Kek, good one.
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>>720006170
But why? Even if he's straight I don't see the point.
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I'd call my son into another room for some privacy, and tell him he needs to make his friend leave, and remind him that only immediate family members are allowed into the house without our (parents) expressed permission.
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Stealthily put a finger in both of their mouths and wonder how it all will turn out.
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>>720006356
He'll enjoy a lot of gay sex there.
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>>720007601
By the time he's 16 his boyish looks will have mutated into adolescent ugliness; rendering him unattractive to daddy.
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>>720005425
1.cut them with razorblade and bath in their blood then masturbate being happy i made the world a better place killing two faggots
2.???
3. Profit
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>>720006356
thats where the boys compare penises and jerk off together and play games like Soggy Biscuit
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>>720007759
well... whatever.. he's still not coming home. ever
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>>720005626
Lost
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>>720006209
>>720006263
>>720006592
>>720006782
>>720006834
>>720007386

Fucking newfags
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>>720007851
Also where the word faggot originated too. Being head boy had many privileges, including, depending on the adult supervision and culture of the school, being able to administer corporal punishment to younger boys; sometimes even sodomize them.
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>>720005425
I'd drop trou and final get the double blow job I have yet to experience
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Its not a big deal if your sons gay exept the fact an move on. Support your fag son. And tell him its ok as long as he doesnt bring home dumb niggers
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>>720005425
This is a Easy one op, I Put out the Shotgun and end it all, including them. Hypothetically Of course.
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I would tell my son his technique is sloppy and proceed to demonstrate on his friend
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>>720008076


Newfags thinking oldfags are newfags
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>>720005425
I would knock before entering his room.
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disown him unless he accepts the fact that he must spread the seed that was given to him into one/more female vagina/s

as long as my seed is spread it's all good yo
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>>720005572

How is he able to fuck his mother after he is pushed off a building by ISIS? Pretty sure he would be dead.
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Make them both squeal like little piggies while I penetrate them with my massive bear cock.
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>>720005425
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>>720005425
Like any decent parent, I'd grab the other kid by the scruff and chuck him out of my house after getting his name. Then, I'd sit my son down and ask him what the fuck that shit was about. If it's something about "Curiosity" or "Practice" I'd set him straight. If he's a full-on queerozexual, I'd prepare myself for half a lifetime of disappointment and asking him not to bring partners to family events.
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>>720005425

Being a responsible adult I am I don't do shit, there's nothing I can do anyway to ungay him. Just will tell him I hope he is gonna be the man in that relationship
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>>720005425
stroke the cock son!
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>>720006170
>no dating until he's 16. Same for all

You americans want to delay everything as long as you can. 21 for drinking or gambling, 16 for dating... Then you get men child who get to discover everything they were supposed to learn step by step all at once. Great life lesson; don't train, go all in or go home.
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>>720007106
Technically, it's probably your fault he was born different, carrier.
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>>720009355
With an attitude like that, no wonder he turned out gay.
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>>720005780
Indeed
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>>720008856
Mom's dead.
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>>720007099
Because at first, 14 year olds fuck and they fuck everyone so one of them must have aids already
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>>720009541
He's right. Next thing you know, the offspring have been arrested for drink driving and are bringing home niggers to fuck while on college break.
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>>720005425
Good thing I have 4 sons and 2 daughters. I can spare one to be a degenerate.
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>>720005498
Underrated post
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>>720005572
>ship
Newsflash they're already here. Posing as "moderate" Islam.
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>>720006044
>ground him forever
Because he didn't come to you for dick first, ofc*
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>>720005425
I'd have him aborted
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>>720005425
Rape his boyfriend in front of him to assert my dominance, beat my chest like a cave man the entire time while screaming, "what you gonna do about it faggot"
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>>720009663
You cannot. That is a terrible attitude to have. Unless the one degenerate can be taken off your hands for a reasonable sum.
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>>720007325
Real adults have jobs that allow flexibility and family time. I'm taking off today because I feel like it, and nobody cares because they know I have always worked hard in the past and will work hard in the future.
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>>720009541

I guess the fact that you can drive earlier than 18 makes a point for the alcool restriction.

But at 14, most of the time you don't fuck. In my home country its not uncommon to have 12yo dating but it's pretty soft. The sluts are usually the ones who don't have a dad and who's mom cleans houses all day
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>>720005425
Sit them both down and give them a good, stern cock sucking.That'll set the little queers straight.
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>>720007259
underrated
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Pray the gay away
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>>720007103
>how graduallly
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>>720005425
Fuck 'em both in the ass
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>>720005780
NERDDDDDDD
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I'd be deeply disappoint but I wouldn't punish him for it. I'd probably talk to him about how you can't be sure of your sexuality until you're older so you shouldn't make it part of your identity.
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>>720005780
>implying nerd boipuccis arent the best boipuccis

arkward nerdy guys in glasses are the cutest, especially when they blush
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>>720005425
Tell him that every time he has sex he dilutes his ability to feel true love towards any one individual by muddying the physical imprint on his brain, so you know, it better be worth it Jimmy.
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I would explain to them that deviant sex is wrong. Then I would tell them about how badly I want to fuck Kristen Stewart's perfect, sweaty feet.
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>>720014192
>>720005498
i feel like the people smart enough to make this decision are the ones who should be reproducing though leading to the retards having 8 babies and making world stupider
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>>720014877
And I think we should kill poor people.
Something like annual purges. Or just provoke war with Russia or China.
Population will rapidly decrease. The technology will be preserved. Scientists and other valuable people will be evacuated and preserved first.
And then they'll rebuild the world.
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I would explain to them that deviant sex is wrong. Then I would tell them about how badly I want to fuck Kristen Stewart's perfect, sweaty, smelly feet.
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>>720006834
Go back to 9gag you filthy scum
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>>720014877
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>>720005698
Oh look at the moron who failed basic 1st grade math. OMG, /b/ we need to make fun of this guy. Let's get him
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>>720005425
be a good parent and support him no matter what... it is what you are supposed to do
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>>720014877
Depends on what your definition of good entails.
I think the slow extinction of humanity by way of intellectual degradation is a good thing (because the planet will eventually recover once we're gone) and I think we shouldn't breed because we're just prolonging the potential evil that is humanity.
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>wonder when I had a kid, then kill myself because I'm high
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I've got a 14 years old son. Not kidding. He tells me there are many other boys at high school who call themselves bisexuals or gays. It's normal. It's cool. Fortunately, at the moment he is mad about girls. I got his phone and checked it. What would I do? Nothing. I don't like it, but it's not my life.
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>>720011515
>bout 14 years total...
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Call the Vice President of the United States
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>>720017440
>It's cool.
No its not a cool thing to be gay, it is just a sexual orientation.
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>>720016537
Someone will eventually have sex with you, just keep your standards low.
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>>720005425
I go out of the room of course.
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>>720005425

Like this?
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>>720005425
go to my room and cry

I thought I was his bf
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>>720017440
> Being born gay isn't a fad, you were born autistic, was that a fad that didn't catch on?
> Checks phone to be sure son isn't into cock, knowing he won't do anything about it anyway...
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>>720017666
what a creepy thought, Satan
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>>720005425
>>720018034

send them to take their reasonable treatment
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go downstairs take me remington 870
shoot my son directly in his face and then kill the other dude
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>>720014877
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it's /b/ so they'd shave both boys genitals and suck both their dicks
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>>720009541
Drinking booze, even soda, should be illegal - Jesus never used either one.
Jesus also never had sex, so why is that allowed?

America is a CHRISTIAN NATION, but we use these Nazi Atheist laws and rules. It's stupid but the liberals are slowly making us socialist and soon we'll be just like Russia.
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>>720018406
You have some seriously repressed sexual issues. You need some dick.
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>>720018670
no im just a muslim
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>>720018774
Muslims fuck boys all the time. But since they are kids, it doesn't make them gay.....

Cool story bro, you still need some dick.
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>>720005425
Beat him with the garden hose until my arm gets tired then go back for round 2
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>>720018979
You'd beat him off with a garden hose? Never thought of that, sounds hot.
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>>720018855
and? once they fuck a goat afterwards they're cleansed.
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>>720019103
> they
Cool fake stories bro, but none the less, you still need some dick.
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>>720019205
kill yourself
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>>720005425
get him lots of condoms and lube my boys isnt going to get aids
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>>720005425
Fuck them both and teach them not to be gay
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>>720019270
> Cool anger bro
Careful with those edges, you might hurt yourself.
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>>720005425

Assert my rights under Islam to deflower my sons boyfriend.
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>>720019641
i dont think thats a right under islam
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>>720019695
yes it is
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>>720005425
>Assuming you are a mature and responsible adult

never mind
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lol
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>>720019952
spare the dick spoil the child
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>>720006219
I was going to say exactly this, you're going to be a great father anon
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I'd introduce him to 4chan in the hope that he sees the adds to instantly fuck grandmas without needing a credit card
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>>720019952
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>>720020164
What silly bastard fucks then with a credit card
Use your c0ck ffs
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id leave them to it its non of my buisnes
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would ask him what he's doing
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>>720020426
You would just leave?
Not fap? Not film? Not fuck? Not murder?
.. Are you sure you are on the right website?
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>>720020164
ads? Also wtf are you searching that you get those target ads?
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As a responsible adult I'd throw out his male clothes buy "her" female clothes and start pumping her full of hrt and srs. It will teach the kid not to half ass anything in life.
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>>720005425
I Live predominantly self reliantly with consideration for the well being of my local community under Classical Marxism
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>>720019695

Heretic
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>>720008274
Newboy.
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>>720005850
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>>720018607
low quality b8, you're on /b/... c'mon

also... just for the hell of it, what about the separation of church and state that's in your precious (cancerous) constitution?
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>>720006950
That's kinda hot
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>>720014877


Thank feminism. It basically ensures that powerful intelligent men will be the least likely to have and raise healthy kids.
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>>720020642
I like you, comrade!
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>>720020948
The seperation of Church and State is intended to keep the state out of Church business and interests. The founding fathers, who were all Christian by the way, wrote that to ensure the government could not ruin the Church because they knew from history how that happened many times.
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>>720018192
source?
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>>720010244
Whatever lets you sleep at night, faggot.
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>>720021306
Way to twist words you nigger lover
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>>720021125
lol that's stupid?

smart people recognize over population and dont have so many kids

smart people go out and have fun instead of being tied to kids

as cultures mature they have less kids you see it everywhere
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>>720021728
I'm ok with mexicans, they work.
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>>720005425
tell him to make this post on 4chan
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>>720022012
Yep, no Black people in America work. That's obviously an objective fact.
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>>720006013
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>>720022088
Why would you say that no black people work, you fucking racist piece of shit.
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>>720005425
Send other boy home.
Ground son for having someone in his room.
Tell him I love him
Tell him he washes his own sheets from now on.
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i'd fuk them to deth
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they both look like nerds no wonder they couldn't get girlfriends
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>>720005425
Be mad and proud in the same time.

Mad: because he didn't tell me earlier and he kept the secret in fear.

Proud: because he had the strength to tell me and be himself without hiding from me.

If I would have to find him I'd make sure their relationship is healthy based on trust and mutual life principles.

>webm NOT related
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>>720018607
Christs first miracle was to turn water in to wine.
How you folks turn that in to a "don't drink" rule is beyond me?
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Join in
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>>720022470
I think they might need to see a doctor
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>>720018774
you definitely need some righteous dick then Muhammad.
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>>720022581
My supposed son and his boyfriend?
No unless they have AIDS. I would support him anyway.

Also, if you talk about the webm, then YES holy fuck what's that
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>>720005425
The only solution is go in the room and tear up both asses.
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>>720018120
fucking kek
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>>720022502
He died for YOUR sins, but you dare criticize him for that?! You are mentally screwed up.
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>>720006209
>>720006263
>>720006592
>>720006782
>>720006834
>>720007386

Look at all these cancer falling for obvious bait
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>>720005425
Smack the little fuck upside the head, tell him he's a dissapointment, and tell him, that I will be looking for somewhere else for him to live.
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>>720005572
The middle east fuck boys dude. Ever been around an A&A barracks on a Thursday? They are cool with it.
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>>720005425
Well, he's a millennial. I'm thankful he's only making out with one instead of being gang-banged by a half-dozen of them. Then I quietly go out into the garage and hook up the ol' hose to the exhaust pipe, turn on Metallica's Fade to Black as I recline the driver's seat and drift off to a welcomed death.
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>>720022884
>calls somebody "You are mentally screwed up."
>is religious

WOT
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>>720021929

Overpopulation has nothing to do with the decision not to have kids. Couples are not looking at the world population as a serious factor when considering kids.

The rest of your points are symptoms but don't cut to the cause.

It's about resources (time, money) and opportunity cost (having fun, as you put it).

Feminism has made smarter women far less likely to want to raise kids and far more likely to abort kids in favor of a career. It has also freed them from morality to be sluts without social pressure.

Smart men who are good at game don't want kids because they'd rather fuck 100s of girls than settle down. Smart men who aren't sexually successful don't like the idea of picking up a high n count woman after she's been used up and are worried about divorce laws.

Kids also cost a fuckton so even smart guys in healthy relationships aren't going to have too many on average.

This is why we need to have a way to sterilize anyone on welfare or that had an abortion (temporarily).
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>>720022666
SATAN HAS SPOKE THE TRUTH.
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>>720022885
>Only merely pretending to be an idiot.
Sure.
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>>720005425
>HAH GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY
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>>720006013
Never fails to show every newfag in the thread
they just have seen this "meme" on a fucking screencap shitty thread probably 2 weeks ago and they are so happy to show everyone they "know" this "meme" they just fall in one of the most obvious bait
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>>720023110
>maximum damage control
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>>720005425
anally rape the other boy with only spitlube to teach him a lesson, make my boy go next then we both pee on the first boy before making him piss on himself as we fist him. damn fags...
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>>720022985
Proper death song, good job anon
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Assuming I don't kill him
>kill his faggot friend
Take son for gay therapy treatment
>kill son anyways for embarrassment
Fuck faggots
>Fuck op
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>>720023392
>gay therapy treatment
Implying this thing would work.

Also why do you keep such images? ;^)
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>>720005425
Beat them both and then continue masturbating to trap porn
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>>720023456
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>>720014877
yes this
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Fuck the boy to show my dominance. Than gift the fuck slave to my son.
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cuck him by fucking his boyfriend while he watches
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>>720016537
>people are actually this retarded and cucked
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>>720018120
underrated post of the era
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>>720023087
i wasn't the poster i'm justcringing from all the replies he got
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>>720023488
You don't just pass by things like this and not save it. Sometimes it's easier to use than typing "op is a fag".
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>>720021606
watermark
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>>720018192
f-f-f-filename
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>>720023949
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>>720005498
this,

nothing is more horrifying than find out your son is gay or your daughter is fucking a nigger.
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>>720024050
I got the reference! :3
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>>720020231
<3
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>>720020231
Fuck off you sanctimonious kike cunt.
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>>720005498
Chose or can't find a gf?
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>>720018192
>[Laughing Intensifies]
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>>720005425
fuck your son to show dominance
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>>720005425
*unzips dick*
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>>720024573
not this guy, but you can have a gf and never reproduce
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>>720024738
nope can't do this and be happy, all grills just want to be a mommy
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>>720005425
First of all, it will be my child not my son; I don't want to force my children to live under the imprisonment of forced gender pronouns (unless, of course, they choose to identify as 'he'). As you could probably tell by now, I don't give a cows ass about sexuality either so seeing my child make out with someone of the same sex wouldn't even bother me.
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>>720024551
no not my stef!
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>>720025182
kek
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>>720025252
Yes. Damn him and his anti-spanking bald head.
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if i could i could would i could?
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>>720023842
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Join in, record, do it again

>>720019218
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>>720023912
we may have gotten to too many many levels of sarcasm on this bait shit
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>>720018078
Fucking accurate use of meme.
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fuck that boy.. make son watch
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>>720005425

I'd probably back off and laugh hysterically and then I'd go eat some junk food and then go to a movie.
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>>720005425
Let my son be as gay as he wants.
Then speak with my wife about having another child and hoping he/she isn't another dud.
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>>720023000
No because having a shit ton of ppl around doesnt causes anxiety that lowers the reproductive instinct. You un evolved non european untermensch.

You dont think it matters ppl have careers and hold of having children, mainly because the women work in western society.

Dont you think that paying true the nose for immigrants giving away over a third while resources and housing is very limited puts ppl of from having kids.

Or maybe the fact that when they have kids there are ppl 5% of the population that just want to either rape or kill that kid puts ppl of from having them.
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I'd call him a fag
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>>720005498
Agreed
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>>720005425
tell his boyfriend to go home , have a stern talk about the risks he is taking , tell my boy I still love him and he is still my son.

Internally contain sadness and disappointment.
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>>720005425
since im not an insecure little bitch, pic related.
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>>720026363
>>720005498
You fucking idiots, as a seniot citizen you will be surounded by nigs and mudslimes.
Is that the great plan, thats stupid as fuck as those ppl cant even pay for themselves let alone to get your ass cleaned.

Further more they would just go on with out your nature conservativeness ass.

What is the point if you are dead any way, as this whole place will go up in flames in 4,5 billion years any way.

Why conserve the planet till then by not breeding.

You think other ppl then you will have laws and regulations that puts bounds to the always existent human destruction?
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>>720005425
post it on 4chan and ask what to do.
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>>720005425
I'd give him a thumbs up and leave them alone.
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Fuck them both
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Tell them born to drop their pants
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>>720027261
lel
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>>720014877
I tell anyone who will listen the same thing. The greatest man I know doesn't want to have kids, and he made me an adult. It's depressing.
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>>720005871
Son of a bitch. So close and yet so far.
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>>720005425
I would tell him why that's wrong. How men and men shouldn't kiss each other because it's immature. In the animal kingdom only the weak attempt to mate with the same sex. 14 is too young to waste time thinking about sexual activities, you're gonna lose opportunities to achieve great success.
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>>720005425
>tfw this happened with my son

Had him take medication for it. Also sent him to therapy but he refused to change. Kicked him out and disowned him. I no longer call him my son. He is a stranger to me.
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>>720005425
Why would I invade a 14yo bedroom without being invited or asking if I can come in first?

The same way I would expect some privacy inside my room, I assume he wouldn't want his parents storming inside his room either.

For the sake of this thread, if I assume I somehow ended up seeing him making out with another boy in his room I would probably either just leave the house and let him do his thing peacefully, or I would lock myself inside my own and pretend not to be uncomfortable while doing something else.

The way I see it, reprehending a teenager won't stop them from doing whatever they want to do sexually, so I'd much rather have him bringing his friends over to do whatever they want safely, than throwing an emotional tantrum in front of both just because I'm too stupid to realize those are individuals not my property, which would only result in them moving their business elsewhere, away from the safety of my home.
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>>720028202
barron?
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>>720028245
You're all fags.
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>>720028245
hmm this is pretty true

but still

you gonna let your kid fuck under your room when you dont want him fucking? Or are you okay with him fucking?
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Throw them both out the window.
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>>720028498
Ok, let's assume I go there and throw a hissy fit and beat the fuck up of both. Do you think that would stop him from being a faggot or it would just create resentment towards me, while giving him the impression he's not welcome to be open with me?

You gotta weight out your emotional response and how your reaction will impact people around you. Having a kid is a responsibility, not an obligation. If you decided you want one, you should understand that you are responsible for protecting, and giving all the support this creature needs, not just pin them to a wall and use them as a punching bag for your emotional frustrations.

That's your child, you brought that thing into existence, if he can't turn to you to feel safe and comfortable, where is he supposed to go?

>>720028589
That's another topic, and it's more sensible than it should.

Let's say it's your elderly father who's banging somebody else in his room instead, would you reprehend him just because he's in your house and him having sex makes you uncomfortable? I think you should respect your own kids the same way you respect any other adult in your family, and avoid pushing them around just since you have so much power over them.
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>>720005425
I'd make them both suck my cock, and then I'd fuck them in the ass. And make them do it every day, or i'll tell all their friends what faggots they are.
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>>720005698
Wow retard
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>>720018192
>tfw can't find torrents or download of helix studios vids anywhere
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make a pretend vomitting noise then laugh at him and say im gonna tell all his friends

im a mature responsible adult btw
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Send them both to Siberia.
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>>720030543
everybody doin the spin around!
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>>720021125
People blame feminism for a lot of stupid shit, but this honestly takes the cake as the dumbest shit I've read in a very long time.

How in the fucking world are a bunch of whiny woman making 'intelligent men the LEAST likely to raise healthy kids'

holy fuck dude take a step outside. You couldn't sound any more like some child who spends 12 hours reading antifeminist shit and then thinks they are the reason you cant even talk to a girl
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>>72000000
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>>720005425
360 walk away
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>>720025628
Thanks Hitler for ruining Eugenics.
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>>720005698
you ninjaed my shit. . . my nigga...
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>>720007809
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>>720006013
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>>720018192
that's just fucking adorable
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>>720027328
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>>720018192
That blonde typical fag is cringe worthy. Must be some kind of gypsy.
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>>720005425
>be single dad
>have 15yo son
>son is smart charming and good at school
>son is popular with the girls
>be proud at my son
>come home from work early
>see second pair of shoes in the hallway
>probably having a friend over
>walk up stairs
>hear little moans and some bed noise
>"he really is popular with the girls"
>cook dinner for son and his little girlfriend
>mfw it wasn't his girlfriend
>mfw its his 'best friend'
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>>720006013
you must b new here
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>>720032695
>invite boyfriend over to fuck
>dad usually comes home late
>have friend fuck me up the arse
>mfw dad cooked dinner
>mfw evening of buttfucking and eating
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>>720032695
You have feminism to thank for that.
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>>720005425
I'd ask him if he's a faggot and if says yes how he plans to carry on my blood if he takes dick in his ass
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>>720017666
thats a lllloonnnngggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg time of practice. you're pretty patient
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>>720005425
Ask him and his friend want some pizza rolls and go about my business
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>>720032989
as long as my son is happy, i'm happy
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>>720033195
What if the guy your 14 yo brought home is 19? Would you still be cool with that, and just wish him happiness?
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>>720033195
He won't be happy when Satan is spit roasting him in Hell.
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>>720022885
>>720008076
Nice attempted deflection, newfag. You played yourself and now you are trying to scramble to recover. Top KEK
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>>720005425
Guess i go to prison...
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>>720008856
Hes fucking the mom, not his son
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kill myself in front of them
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as a responsable adult of 4chan. if i see my son kissing with another guy i'd destroy every finger in his hands and feets, then i could drawn his (bitch) claws, then cut finger per finger.
Then i'd call the other gay guy to let him see my son in blood and suffering while i'm cutting his arms and legs.
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>>720034020
do you jerk off while doing this? is your dick inside him?
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>>720005850
Fuck Biden, more Pence memes
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>>720034174
no i wont, bcs i think thats gay
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>>720005425
i would hand him a jar of vaseline and say: "Have fun boys"
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