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Will get 720000000? >Hail satan himself

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Will get 720000000?

>Hail satan himself
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should i fap today?
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NOOOOO
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>>720000000
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Will I get pussy this year ?
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Will Trump prosecute Hillary?
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>>720000508
should I ask my freind to date me?
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Will I pass my no-fap challenge?
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>>720001909
well fuck you too game :(
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Does she love me
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>>720000508
do you exist ?
If yes will you lendme your power ?
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>>720001962
kek
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>>720000508
Satan..
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>>720002033
Surely a mistake
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does she think about fucking me
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Will I be rich?
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>>720000508
Do i love pussy?
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>>720002070
Alright, will I be happy?
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Will I be alone forever?
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>>720000508
Should I accept my pay raise?
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>>720000508
Can I have some succubus?
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>>720002196
Fuk
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Will she send me nudes if i ask her?
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Suck a dick?
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Will a get my year ?
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Has my power awakened?
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Is OP a faggot?
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>>720002215
k what do you want?
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>>720000508
am i doing my life right if i keep going this way?
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>>720002286
I will ask again. Is OP a faggot?
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>>720002302
thanks based satan
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>>720002292
So you're just kind of thinking about it and sort of are feeling like giving me a succubus.

That's cool, what do you need? I got a ritual dagger, cards, I could get a candle..
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Will I retain my Wizard status through the rest of the year?
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>>720000000
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>>720002364
A'ight.
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ami really bisexual
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k, Do i really have a sexual desire to fuck males as well as females
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>>720002450
No you're gay.
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>>720000508
Should i fap now?
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>720000000
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will she love me:(?
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>>720000508
does she like me?
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>>720000508
>Will get 720000000?
How were you literally 508 and posts too late to try for a get?
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Should i touch myself?
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>>720000508
Shalst I show them today.
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will my Lotro patch take all fucking day satan?
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>>720000000
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>>720003804
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo..............
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Am I going to meet someone new before I move?
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>>720000508
will I get arrested when I try to board my flight next month?
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>>720000508
Should the person reading this post kill himself livestreaming?
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>>720000508
Will I make it nigger?
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>>720000508

Deus Vult.
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>>720000508
Will I pass my exam thursday?
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>>720000508
Will my penis magically grow into 8 inches?
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>>720000508
Will you grant me the power of immortality and in return I will siphon a soul a day to your mighty visage?
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>>720000508
Will i marry her?
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>>720004735
ok, Khorne it is
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>>720004750
Will i marry her, from estonia.
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Will it work?
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>>720000508
Is god real?
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>>720000508
Will we do anal?
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>>720004963
Just tell me, will we do anal?
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>>720000508
Will I talk to my cute blonde neighbor soon?
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>>720005039
Fuck you will we do anal?
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Should i do it?
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>>720005072
I don't know, why do you think I'm asking you?
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>>720005082
Please tell me im asking nicely, will we do anal?
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Has she lost interest?
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>>720005129
Alright, deal.
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>>720000508
are traps gay?
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>>720005155
YEAHHHHHH
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Is she just playing hard to get?
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Is she in love with me?
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>>720005336
tell me
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>>720005388
No
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>>720005475
I think you are going to answer the question.
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>>720005522
so is she in love with me?
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>>720005562
Just answer the question satan, is she in love with me?
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Reroll
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Does sarah live me?
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>>720000508
Will my vicious cycle of self-loathing and depression ever end, thus enabling me to get a 10/10 girl without exploding into an unprovoked fury over the most trivial of things?
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>>720000508
Op is a faggot?
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>>720000508
.mk;lk
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>>720006276
Haha faggooottttttt
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Does Mary Love Me Satan/??/
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Can i have animu avatar
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Does she loves me?
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Is Op a giant faggot?
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Does she want my weewee?
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will my crush fall in love with me?
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Will I get a fuckton of money this year
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>>720000508
Am I going to finish all this fucking work today?
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>>720000508
Will I ever get laid?
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>>720000508
Will my future ever bring something good to me?
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>>720000508
How do I defeat Cell?
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>>720007439
Well, good to know
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>>720000508
Is god black?
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I will kill someone in my life?
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>>720000508
Satan! It is I! I already have your favour! But I ask this of you, provide your insight and I will offer onto ye a gift of mine. I ask that that you give unto me immunity of all possible cancers and cell mutation! Hear me! Oh glorious one! I am your servant!
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>>720000508
Will i kill someone?
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does she love me?
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should i follow my daydreams?
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>>720008117
hmm ok... should i follow my regular dreams then?
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>>720008230
cool. thanks, satan
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>>720000508
am i gonna get rich?
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My Lord! I have served you well! But for me to continue to carry out the work I must have a longer soul still. Magika and understanding you have provided but I need life it's self! For my vessel weakens as it is known. Provide this final gift unto me, my Lord and I will bring you back from the deep! Hear me!
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will i die this year?
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I get 6 and no good response. You will surely be punished for this op. You're heresy will stay you feet.
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>>720008460
Forsaken
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>>720008685
i wanna ask you tho
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>>720008711
No op provide a false idol to worship upon. He's funked. But it is what he deserves.
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Will I get a girlfriend?!
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What was the actual get
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>>720000508

will i meet my waifu?
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>>720008850
I mean. What do you get for zero? Fuck all apparently.. Op is a fool.
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>>720000508
will life get better for me?
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>>720009014
I'm soo high. But please. Meme me for the glory of Satan!
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Will I get laid ?
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Will i resist my urges today?>>720000508
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>>720000508
Don't you have something more important to do?
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>>720009174
I did get two ending in 0's in a row.. Jesus of nazarath. Hail Satan!
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>>720009373
I think you need a family counseling session.

I also think you should stop listening to punk.
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Will I get pussy this year ?
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>>720009459
Harsh. Try blood magic.
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>>720000508
Will I ever get the succ?
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>>720000508
Is trump going to succeed in draining the swamp?
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>>720000508
Does he really love me?
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>>720000508
do I have cancer?
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>>720000508
does I have fucking cancer you red fucking son of a whore plsss answer
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>>720010678
>>720000508
FAK U
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>>720000508
will I become rich in the near future?
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Should I study today ?
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will I ever find courage to come out as trans?
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>>720000508
am i going to get laid next week?
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Roll 2.
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>>720000508
Trump is not like Hitler
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A 3?
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Roll 3.
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Will i get some_sexy.jpg this year?
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>>720013138
I sell my soulf for a 3 or 2
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>>720000508
Will she ever love me
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>>720013229
Sure i'll sell my soul
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>>720013214
Last one
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am i a kuk
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>>720000508
should i kill myself?
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>>720000508
Are you the god of this world and are we living in hell actually?
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>>720013467
Screw you, gimme an answer already
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>>720013467
Reroll
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Should I Jack off?
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>>720000508
will i burn in hell for this?
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Will I die a virgin?
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has sebbi a big cock`?
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Roll 5.
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>>720000508
You know what
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>>720000508
will i ever fuck someone as hot as keira knightley
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Can i lick my own peenus weenus
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will we keep having our good luck for the rest of our life due to the chain my mom gave me?
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>>720014872
jee that's real fucking helpful satan you ambiguous shithead
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