Will get 720000000? >Hail satan himself

should i fap today?

NOOOOO

>>720000000

Will I get pussy this year ?

Will Trump prosecute Hillary?

>>720000508
should I ask my freind to date me?

Will I pass my no-fap challenge?

>>720001909
well fuck you too game :(

Does she love me

>>720000508
do you exist ?
If yes will you lendme your power ?

>>720001962
kek

>>720000508
Satan..

>>720002033
Surely a mistake

does she think about fucking me

Will I be rich?

>>720000508
Do i love pussy?

>>720002070
Alright, will I be happy?

Will I be alone forever?

>>720000508
Should I accept my pay raise?

>>720000508
Can I have some succubus?

>>720002196
Fuk

Will she send me nudes if i ask her?

Suck a dick?

Will a get my year ?

Has my power awakened?

Is OP a faggot?

>>720002215
k what do you want?

>>720000508
am i doing my life right if i keep going this way?

>>720002286
I will ask again. Is OP a faggot?

>>720002302
thanks based satan

>>720002292
So you're just kind of thinking about it and sort of are feeling like giving me a succubus.

That's cool, what do you need? I got a ritual dagger, cards, I could get a candle..

Will I retain my Wizard status through the rest of the year?

>>720000000

>>720002364
A'ight.

ami really bisexual

k, Do i really have a sexual desire to fuck males as well as females

>>720002450
No you're gay.

>>720000508
Should i fap now?

>720000000

will she love me:(?

>>720000508
does she like me?

>>720000508
>Will get 720000000?
How were you literally 508 and posts too late to try for a get?

Should i touch myself?

>>720000508
Shalst I show them today.

will my Lotro patch take all fucking day satan?

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>>720000000

>>720003804
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo..............

Am I going to meet someone new before I move?

>>720000508
will I get arrested when I try to board my flight next month?

>>720000508
Should the person reading this post kill himself livestreaming?

>>720000508
Will I make it nigger?

>>720000508

Deus Vult.

>>720000508
Will I pass my exam thursday?

>>720000508
Will my penis magically grow into 8 inches?

>>720000508
Will you grant me the power of immortality and in return I will siphon a soul a day to your mighty visage?

>>720000508
Will i marry her?

>>720004735
ok, Khorne it is

>>720004750
Will i marry her, from estonia.

Will it work?

>>720000508
Is god real?

>>720000508
Will we do anal?

>>720004963
Just tell me, will we do anal?

>>720000508
Will I talk to my cute blonde neighbor soon?

>>720005039
Fuck you will we do anal?

Should i do it?

>>720005072
I don't know, why do you think I'm asking you?

>>720005082
Please tell me im asking nicely, will we do anal?

Has she lost interest?

>>720005129
Alright, deal.

>>720000508
are traps gay?

>>720005155
YEAHHHHHH

Is she just playing hard to get?

Is she in love with me?

>>720005336
tell me

>>720005388
No

>>720005475
I think you are going to answer the question.

>>720005522
so is she in love with me?

>>720005562
Just answer the question satan, is she in love with me?

Reroll

Does sarah live me?

>>720000508
Will my vicious cycle of self-loathing and depression ever end, thus enabling me to get a 10/10 girl without exploding into an unprovoked fury over the most trivial of things?

>>720000508
Op is a faggot?

>>720000508
.mk;lk

>>720006276
Haha faggooottttttt

Does Mary Love Me Satan/??/

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Can i have animu avatar

Does she loves me?

Is Op a giant faggot?

Does she want my weewee?

will my crush fall in love with me?

Will I get a fuckton of money this year

>>720000508
Am I going to finish all this fucking work today?

>>720000508
Will I ever get laid?

>>720000508
Will my future ever bring something good to me?

>>720000508
How do I defeat Cell?

>>720007439
Well, good to know

>>720000508
Is god black?

I will kill someone in my life?

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>>720000508
Satan! It is I! I already have your favour! But I ask this of you, provide your insight and I will offer onto ye a gift of mine. I ask that that you give unto me immunity of all possible cancers and cell mutation! Hear me! Oh glorious one! I am your servant!

>>720000508
Will i kill someone?

does she love me?

should i follow my daydreams?

>>720008117
hmm ok... should i follow my regular dreams then?

>>720008230
cool. thanks, satan

>>720000508
am i gonna get rich?

~
My Lord! I have served you well! But for me to continue to carry out the work I must have a longer soul still. Magika and understanding you have provided but I need life it's self! For my vessel weakens as it is known. Provide this final gift unto me, my Lord and I will bring you back from the deep! Hear me!

will i die this year?

I get 6 and no good response. You will surely be punished for this op. You're heresy will stay you feet.

>>720008460
Forsaken

>>720008685
i wanna ask you tho

>>720008711
No op provide a false idol to worship upon. He's funked. But it is what he deserves.

Will I get a girlfriend?!

What was the actual get

>>720000508

will i meet my waifu?

>>720008850
I mean. What do you get for zero? Fuck all apparently.. Op is a fool.

>>720000508
will life get better for me?

>>720009014
I'm soo high. But please. Meme me for the glory of Satan!

Will I get laid ?

Will i resist my urges today?>>720000508

>>720000508
Don't you have something more important to do?

>>720009174
I did get two ending in 0's in a row.. Jesus of nazarath. Hail Satan!

>>720009373
I think you need a family counseling session.

I also think you should stop listening to punk.

Will I get pussy this year ?

>>720009459
Harsh. Try blood magic.

>>720000508
Will I ever get the succ?

>>720000508
Is trump going to succeed in draining the swamp?

>>720000508
Does he really love me?

>>720000508
do I have cancer?

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>>720000508
does I have fucking cancer you red fucking son of a whore plsss answer

>>720010678
>>720000508
FAK U

>>720000508
will I become rich in the near future?

Should I study today ?

will I ever find courage to come out as trans?

>>720000508
am i going to get laid next week?

Roll 2.

>>720000508
Trump is not like Hitler

A 3?

Roll 3.

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Will i get some_sexy.jpg this year?

>>720013138
I sell my soulf for a 3 or 2

>>720000508
Will she ever love me

>>720013229
Sure i'll sell my soul

>>720013214
Last one

am i a kuk

>>720000508
should i kill myself?

>>720000508
Are you the god of this world and are we living in hell actually?

>>720013467
Screw you, gimme an answer already

>>720013467
Reroll

Should I Jack off?

>>720000508
will i burn in hell for this?

Will I die a virgin?

has sebbi a big cock`?

Roll 5.

>>720000508
You know what

>>720000508
will i ever fuck someone as hot as keira knightley

Can i lick my own peenus weenus

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will we keep having our good luck for the rest of our life due to the chain my mom gave me?

>>720014872
jee that's real fucking helpful satan you ambiguous shithead