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Obama & Trump vs. the bible

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Obama & Trump vs. the bible
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Priorities..
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Notice how melanie uses gloves and a brick for insulation to keep the bible from scorching her succubus devil hands
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his mothers bible is for sure weirdly packaged
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>>719994043
Exactly.
1. Trump is too lazy to button his coat
2. Trump is missing his USA flag lapel pin.
3. Trump's Lincon Bible appear to be a Chinese knockoff.
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Dat ass though
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>>719994043
It's actually The Art of the Deal by Donald J. Trump
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>>719994043
Does anyone wanna explain this stupid shit for someone who's not from your shithole country? Why do they have two books? What do the names of a dead nigger and a dead faggot have to do with anything?>>719994043
>>719994043
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>>719994332
I thought it was War & Peace
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>>719994043
>swears on the book of ancient jewish fairy tales
kek
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>>719994317
i never even knew she had it
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>>719994374
OP is EU-fag
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>>719994297
3. the color of the paper sure does look different. is this "restoration"..?
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>>719994401
sorry for trying to protect you from the anti-Christ.

mfw you don't realize there is a true war for our souls between good and evil
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>>719994043
Fuck the bible
How can americans be this retarded
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>>719994374
this, not everyone here is on a hamburger diet you know
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>>719994639
inbreeding..
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>>719994638
>Anti-Christ
>Unironic and serious
Get out you filthy jew
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> Lincon
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>>719994834
I am a Christian, we didn't turn our backs on Christ like the Jews did.
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Lincoln's Bible is not a thing and only started with Obama.

Tyrants love company
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Solve this problem:
1 - Martin Luther King Jr, Abraham Lincoln
2 - Abraham Lincoln, Trump's mother

3 - Trump's mother, ???
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>>719994953

Real christians don't exist
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>>719995140
Only dead ones
> allah'akbar
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>>719994043
The red bible Obama has his hand on is Lincoln's Bible. MLK's is the lower one.
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>>719994639
>"Dude I'm like euphoric y'know? There's like no such thing as God dude LMAO!"
>"You know that for a certain fact?"
>"LMAO dudeeeee listen to what you're saying it's like 2017 now of course I know it for a fact!"
>"Can you prove it?"
>"DUDEEEEEE you can't prove a negative!"
>"So your belief is completely faith based?"
>"Nah dude like Richard Dawkins and stuff like has this book lmao"
>"So you don't believe in any god because there's no proof of and you're too enlightened to have faith so you rely entirely on faith to believe there is no god because you have no proof to show there isn't?"
>"Dude like Bernie Sandlers should have won y'know? I'm not going to like sit and argue with a racist lmao"

tl;dr gas yourself, pseudo-intellectual.
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>>719995348
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>>719995348

this is how the deluded religious actually think arguments go lmao

once a sheep, always a sheep
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>>719994297
Does god really give a shit about details like this?
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>>719995723
yes
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>>719995804
What if its a old bible and half the pages are missing?
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>>719994317
>>719994426
Come on man
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>>719995857
even more so.
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>>719994374
because alternate facts
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>>719995952
And what if its a braille bible and im not blind?
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>>719995723
I don't but people do when we talk about the President of the United States of America and not a picture of myself while I go out to throw away the trash with my dick out, while drinking vodka.
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>>719995608
whats funny is most people are religious because of PERSONAL experience.
Atheists just like to argue for no reason
you cant tell me with your stupid "logic" that my EXPERIENCES never happened or were fake or were "faith
and thats the exact thing that turns a lot of people to any time of religion, experience not "thoughts" or "contemplations"
atheists are usually the ones who blindly follow for no reason
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>>719996022
yet you can think, and you are blinded be your thoughts
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>>719995723
God is in the details man!
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>>719994297
Obama is a poseur
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>>719996317
He should have used the Koran if he was honest
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Michelle : "he's becoming president"
Melania : "he's going to slap me"
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>>719994374
>he thinks that other country's count
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>>719996775
Russia + China = nuked ashes of the U.S.A.
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>>719996463
Slap me baby!
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>>719996463
its his sugar daddy
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>>719996415
do they have islam on hawaii...?! XD
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>>719994196
Tranny is wearing gloves too you gnub.
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>>719995140
if you believe in jesus being the son of god then you are a christian
so i think youre pretty wrong
faggot
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>>719994043
Michelle seems happy, Trumps wife looks......... ehm..... waht?
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