g'morning anon. hope you slept well. tell me why you will

>>719992967
i dont know yet. it's still early

>>719993002
This tbh

it's raining, fml

>>719992967
Because I'm happy.

who is this slut

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>>719993053
no like the rain?
>>719993254
glad u happy.
>>719993311
trips-dubs-dubs, wow u r awesome.

>>719992967
dont want to die yet.

>>719992967
i cant let them bastards win.

staying alive is habit

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>>719994001
who are they?
>>719994028
yeah i guess it is.

>>719992967
I have a huge hangover and high as fuck. I have a health check today and daily fitness tests from Tuesday to Saturday.

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>>719994138
wont these things make your fit test go badly ?

i'm going to have tacos for dinner tonite, so there is that.

>>719994121
They are every where man!!!

fuck that the are still many fish to catch!

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Every morning/afternoon/whatever when I wake up I remember that another Anon is going to post one of these threads.
That is what I live for. That and the fact I'm not Chris-Chan. Things could be worse.

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>>719995286
who are they tho ?
>>719995431
bass?
>>719995439
cool.

>>719992967
Cause I'm getting a life and I'm pretty happy with the way things are now. I still go on /b/ on my phone when I'm bored lol

>>719992967
Have work to do. Haven't finished my coffee yet.

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>>719995590
that's great anon. how's that life coming along ?
>>719995675
is it good coffee?

>>719995897
No. Tim Horton's coffee is garbage.

>>719992967
Gonna get some lunch, have a smoke then we'll see. Maybe later.

life is meaningless, maybe i will hero today.

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Eat this for breakfast

>>719996926
how does it taste?

>>719997061
Smells like garlic. Maybe tast like one too. Can use it as seasoning.

>>719997293
will it kill fast?

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>>719996926
being dehydrated from the inside out is a unpleasant way to go.

>>719997465
rats can take up to 3 days to die

Well, I have to go to work.

>>719997539
i need something quick

>>719992967
I hate to take care of my cat and I guess killing myself would prove my ex how she was right about how I'm a mistake so I can't do that I guess?

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>>719997714
yeah gotta spite your ex, can't let that bitch win.

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>>719997685
this is the best way. do it after you pooped and pissed that way you dont even leave a mess. i just want my corps to sit the woods or a cave maybe the bottom of the sea.
the western population wont even show up in archeologies because of the cremating.

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fuck this shit this a get thread now niga

Why I'm still here? Just to suffer?

Because the most attractive girl I've ever met agreed to go on a date with me

>>719992967
Because I have nothing setup to do it and I don't wanna be one of those assholes traumatizing train drivers and making the whole trainroute closed for almost a day

>>719992967
BECAUSE I HAVEN'T HAD MY MORNING SHIT YET.
JESUS WHY ARE YOU GRIMY CUNTS TOO GODDAMN DENSE.

>>719992967
Sauce anon ?

I cant feel my leg

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>>720001020
none

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I feel kind of cheerful today.

>>719992967
>resident dumbass of the office got let go last friday
>donald trump is president
>third monday in a row waking up without a hangover
Things are looking pretty great, no reason to give up now.

>>720001332
You're killing me anon

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>>720001635
sorry.
dont die.

I gotta finish serious sam HD the first encounter on serious mode first

>>720002176
Trying not to anon

I think I'm going to actually try to turn my life around at this point. My job is closing in about 3 months, so I have to try to find another soon. So I don't know... maybe this will end up being good for me.

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i have excruciating chronic back pain.
since i was hit my a suv going 40mph oncoming lane and i was going 35 on moped. >75mphheadoncollision.gif
broke my femural shaft (largest bone in body)
seemed to cushion alot of the impact thank shrek. herniate 4 disc in lower back.
get out hospital in 2 weeks with no physical therapy like a fuckin pro
legs make full recovery...
back is rekt,7 pinched nerves (idk that was even possible) and fucking sciatica. im mf 19 yo and got gottdayum sciatica like an old man.
been hell on earth,spasms,vomiting,can't put a sock on without screaming.barely able to wash up without passing out.i'm 6'1 300 lbs big framed but wanna lose weight to get sum relief,can't fucking exercise cuz cant even walk for more than 3/4 mile before actually collapse .let alone any intense exercises.
pain killers help a good amount, can actually function on 30mg oxycodone or so,apparently since 2014 the dea has cracked down on opiates, so family doctors cant write em. and pain management clinic is suuuuper strict, plus u can't smoke weed or kicked out,or missing just 1, or took one fucking pill in the ER without telling them first.
i tried and tried to get back in after i fucked up and smoked a joint
>disqualified
>was only giving me 2 perc 7.5's a day anyways
>shit was better than nothing
try to find some on street
theyre expensive as fuckkkk
trying to just buy heroin as last resort
not shooting, maybe sniffing.
god help me /b/....

>>719992967
>>>719993002 >>719993254 >>719993962 >>719994001 >>719994138 >>719995590 >>719995675 >>719996517 >>719997714 >>720000798 >>720000803 >>720001020 >>720001624
can someone explain why i am seeing more and more file names with three random words?
like
SelfassuredHalfCurlew.webm (1.75 MB, 922x690)

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>>720002283
u still alive ?
>>720002380
i hope your pain goes away anon.

>>720002896
I am anon, is this riley reid ?

>>720002890
Those are files uploaded/converted to gif/webm at gfycat I believe

>>720002176
More of her