OK /b/, I'm totally fucked now. GF just called, she's

Be a man and raise your child. You can do it. It'll be worth it.

>>719984395
I still suggest abortion, drill home the point that you want to raise a child properly not fuck up everything in both your lives by doing it to early. Pull some research about how it's not a fucking person yet.

>>719984395
>GF and I don't live together
>Wat do?
do paternity test

>>719984522
Dubs aside, I still can't do it. She won't ever do it. She already has her degree (Masters in mechanical engineering) and thinks she could raise a child on her own at least until I finish my college, but fuck me if I let that happen.

>>719984572
It's mine, we've just spent 3 weeks 24/7.

>>719984572
What this guy said

>>719984395
How pregnant is she. This is important.

If she's under 10 weeks get some black cohosh and blue cohosh from walmart or gnc and get that shit inside her body somehow.

It will force extreme uterine contractions and she will almost certainly miscarry, especially if you can dose her over the course of about a week or so.

>>719984522
This.
Try and convince her that your childs life would be significantly worse if you had a child now, and that screwing up a childs life isn't something that you want to do

>>719984649
>/b/ at it's finest

>>719984649
cohosh?

>>719984685
I've spent nearly 4 years with her, shit won't happen.

Save every penny you make.
You're going to need them.

>>719984755
Nice dubs but are you sure you want to bring up a child in these conditions?

Learn to use contraceptions, faggot.
How can't you even know that if you're at uni?

Also, abort mission asap: doctor, falcon punch, herbs etc

>>719984785
That's a good advice I guess. In 9 months that should leave me with...0. Fucking hell. Although money wouldn't be much of a problem, my parents would probably help a lot.

>>719984604
Let her do it. If you can help her out fine, but you take care of yourself first.

>>719984882
She was on the pill but stopped, we've never in our 4 years of relationship used condoms.

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>>719984755
I'm telling you. Load her up on abortifacients and let Satan take the wheel.

Black Cohosh.
Blue Cohosh.
Queen Anne's Lace
Ginger root
6 thousand milligrams of pure Vitamin C per day.

Get them inside of her as often as possible until there is no more baby.

This isn't fucking alchemy.

>>719984973
theres ur problem

so you need to be a man op. its your responsibility to tell her what to do. whether that is convincing her to get an abortion, give it up for adoption, or raising the child. print out some facts and talk to her and her parents.

but holy shit why would she stop taking bc if she didn't want a child...

>>719984844
Conditions would be I go back to my home town and we get married and live with my parents (which isn't that much of a problem, they have a huge house) and I get as good as a job I can with my current education...so yeah. The point is the kid would grow up in surprisingly nice environment, but I'd have to give up a lot for it.

Should have put it in her ass!

>>719985063
She had some hormonal problems because of the pills and she was supposed to switch one some other ones, but she had to wait for a couple of monts for her system to cleanse or some bullshit like that. I don't feel like a man, I've never felt more like a child in my whole fucking life.

>>719985247
I'm making so many typos, my hands are shaking.

>>719984395
>she wouldn't abort
>you are not a coward
Then what the fuck are you trying to waste our time?Grow up your little fucker.

>>719984973
First dont oanick
Second post a tit pic of her
Third it will be the best thing i n the world when you first see your kid

Give her a choice,
1:Abort the baby
2:Single mother

>>719985368
>nigger

>>719984604
She's a woman mech e? So she makes good $? Keep it

>>719985247
And you couldn't just wrap it up WHY?

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>>719985150
So there are basically no downsides to just going with it and having the kid as long as you don't get fucked in a divorce.

Your kid will never have to worry about being hungry or having running water or electricity. You have an extended family that would be able to share the burden of child rearing.

You would live with your parents and wouldn't have to worry about exorbitant childcare costs.

I've already told you how to abort it if you wanted to.

Worst thing that happens at this point is she dies in childbirth or something. You're financially set and you aren't going to kill it so the only way forward is clear you fucking faggot.

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>>719984649
this.
Pretend it's some vitamin or something like that. Put the capsules in another jar and make sure she swallows them

>>719985367
We don't do nudes, we can see eachother whenever. Yeah, I guess it really would be unimaginable, but I'm looking at going through some serious shit if that's gonna happen.

>>719985444
>feelsgoodman.jpg

>>719985444
Trips or no trips, condoms are shit. If you're in a committed relationships it's the pill/iud/depo shot or bust.

>>719985444
>wasting trips
Long-term partner, was on the pill, wrapping is shit.

>>719985247
well im giving you this advice because i had a pregnancy scare a year ago or so.

you just need to be a man. you're the one who put a baby in her. you can give her the "abortion is just 2 pills and thats it" talk. if abortion is off the table, you have to think

>are you going to do some sneaky abortion shit?
>are you going to convince her to give the child up for adoption?
>are you going to get married to her?
>are you going to raise the child?(honestly you would probably be okay doing this but its not what you want)

keep in mind this is gonna be an emotional roller coaster for you. you'll feel great if you want to keep it/ditch hit, feel like your life is over, feel bad for trying to convince her.

just don't do anything you will regret. because if you do have a child, the fact that you brought up abortion will stick in your gf's mind and poison the relationship unless you man up and show her you can't wait to raise the kid.

>>719985504
>We don't do nudes
Faggot

>>719984752
Plant extract. Babies fucking hate that shit because it causes spasms in the uterus that rip them out of the womb when they're still little faggot gummy-bear looking shits or something.

>>719985504
you also need to make sure its yours. you dont live together.

>>719985150
Since she has a masters in Mechanical, she can probably get a job that pays enough to provide for both your sorry ass and the kid. You should expect that for the first year until it can handle daycare, you're going to be a stay at home dad.

TL;DR Your wife has the pants in this relationship now. You're just along for the ride. Dipshit.

>>719985593
Best answer yet.
Adoption is off the table as well, so yeah.
The only way I see is getting married to her and actually raising the child, I just don't know how to get through with it. She literally called me 30 min ago, crying, telling me the test showed positive after 15s even though it takes a couple of minutes. It still hasn't gotten to me yet, idk when it will hit me.

>>719985676
Until she finds a man that isn't someone she has to provide for and ditches him and strings him along for alimony and child support until he dies.

>>719985749
This kids is why you wrap your weiner.

His best bet is to milk this as much as possible to finish his degree then get a good enough job to deal with all the horseshit that will happen

>>719985749
I don't plan on being someone she has to provide for, I'm in a damn 3rd world country almost so she won't have that much of a paycheck to handle everything. Also, we would probably live at my parents house, and she's really not the hit-and-run type of girl.

having a child out of wedlock is fucking retarded, even if marriage is a meme nowadays.. you're doing your kid a disservice by having him, you and your retarded gf are obviously not ready to be fucking parents.. just abort and don't implicate some poor soul for your stupid immature behavior... and i'm not using "immature" in the sense that society does where they're trying to guilt you into doing something; im using it in the sense that you're hurting another third party because you and your gf are too proud to do the right thing. FUCK OFF if you have this kid

>>719985896
If you don't bother reading all the posts, don't even bother commenting. You're implicating that we'd be shit parents - you never know. I've always been good with kids, so was she. Secondly, the kid would grow up in a very comfortable environment, so it's not like we'd fuck him up just by giving birth.

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>>719985736
Call her back and tell her you've got everything figured out and that you'll has the details out later. She needs something she can rely on right and guess what, son?

That's you.

So tell her your gameplan and get her to stop crying. Talk to your parents asap and try not to look like a fuckwad who accidentally knocked up bae and more like a man taking responsibility for his new family.

They should respect you more than they're ashamed of you.

TL:DR - Act like you've got a plan even if it isn't 100% hashed out yet. Your girlfriend needs that level of reliability right now and your parents need to see that you aren't going to be a directionless fuckup and you have a workable plan of action here.

[spoiler]Or do what I said earlier and drug the baby out of her you pussy[/spoiler]

>>719985736
when shes sad just console her. be there for her and make sure you act like you got this.
be confident in yourself that you can raise a child. it might be the most rewarding thing you've ever done.

>>719986047
>berzerk
>implicating
i'm not implicating OR implying, your fucking english the only proof that i need. stay in school and stop fucking up your life. if you can't see the pain you'll put the kid through in a broken/poor family then you should probably just keep your dick in your pants

>>719986112
damn you really like dead babies dont you

>>719986112
She's calmed down now, and I'm here like the true autist I am, posting on /b/. The toughest part probably is telling the parents. I'm waiting for her to go see the doctor and then determine the course of action.

>>719985555

Nice quads.

>>719984395
this
>>719984445
>Be a man and raise your child. You can do it.
Definitely
>It'll be worth it.
meh. who knows

sauce:
had a kid at 19, now 31, married, good job, 3 kids.

But then again, I'm not in the US of fuckin' A, where I have to pay back millions in college loans.

>>719984973
Why would she stop taking it? To ruin your life?

>>719986355
I'm not in the States either, so that's good. Being as shitty as my country is, it's still cheap as fuck.

>>719984395
>Grew up without a dad and is about to repeat what her mom did

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>>719984973
>She was on the pill but stopped

She wants a baby and wants to lock you down in a relationship. If you don't know how manipulative women really are then this will teach you.

If you leave her, she will have the baby, prove its yours and get paid for 18 years to spite you.

If you stay with her, she will get what she wants which is comitment to her because she has a insecure or selfish personality.

Basically, you're fucked.

>>719985736
Take a second test. Some are faulty.

>>719986508
not op but how is this not illegal?? couldnt you prove malicious intent? ignoring the fact that she's a woman and he's a man, i know that fucks him in modern courts

>>719986410
kids don't need much in their first 3 to 4 years.
If you're the first of your siblings, your parents will support you by gifting you all the shit you need.

Focus on finishing college in time & the baby.

Hobbies will be a luxury for about 2 years.

You'll be fine.

>>719986444
The man actually died in a war, so yeah...

>>719984395
You came in and asked for advice, and then took away the good options.

In summation, you done goofed.

>>719986653
you better not be a fucking kebab

Maybe she'll have a miscarriage!

>>719985555
actually the combination of pulling out and calendar awareness is also pretty effective
https://www.optionsforsexualhealth.org/birth-control-pregnancy/birth-control-options/effectiveness

Any clothed pictures of her?

>>719984395
OP, if you have this baby, consider your life over.

She's not going to "let you finish college" or any of that shit. Raising a baby is a 2-man full-time job.

You're not going to have free time, you're going to fight and HATE your GF, you're going to have to support this kids for tens of thousands of dollars each year for many many years.

By the time he's out of the house, you'll be a washed up middle-age fuck with 0 motivation to do anything.

Your life is over man. Get. Rid. Of. This. Baby. Any means possible.

>>719986731
Not a kebab, Yugoslavian war.

>>719986822
I always pulled out, I think.

>>719986822
Lol no

>>719986582
As long as she can prove the child is his, whether married or not she can get him for child support payments. If they were married then she could get him for his assets as well.

You can't prove she intentionally got pregnant, the law in almost all countries don't care about that part, what they care about is who is going to pay for the kid and if there is a father they will ensure it is always him.

>>719986047
Wait, you guys are incapable of the simple act of not getting pregnant, and you DON'T think you're going to be shit parents?

And being able to hang out at a birthday party with a nephew... Being "good with kids" has nothing to do with raising a human being.

My woman had an abortion five years ago, we found out she was pregnant at one of those shitty Christian pregnancy "choice" clinics... We used the proof of pregnancy to get the state to pay for our abortion. Was pretty great.

BUT, while we were at the pregnancy choice bullshit place, they were trying to talk us out of the abortion, and one of the ways they tried to sell us on it was to try and make us feel like grown ups, because we weren't.

Lemme tell you; a free tool kit isn't what makes a dad. Neither is a comfortable place to live. If you aren't ready, you aren't ready. It hasn't stopped anybody else from having a kid, but don't kid yourself into thinking you're going to be a good parent. Most parents are shit, it's just about getting the kid to the point where they can live without you or your shitty parenting.

>>719986508
>>719986582
This is how women rape men.

>>719987057
I've been pulling out for 3 years and never even once had a scare thanks to cycle awareness.

>>719986582
I think the man can get a legal abortion? Some sort of legal document that forsakes all claim to the kid?

Maybe that's a MRA myth.

>>719987133
muh...muh wage gap though!!

>>719987057
This is the guy who took his high school sex ed class seriously.

Did you know in many states, it's legal for sex ed teachers to lie to you? Isn't that great?

Funny thing, the states that do that have higher pregnancy and STD rates at the high school level. Who woulda fuckin thunk it?

>>719984395
Abort that kid.
You should never get kids. Kids are worthless little fucks that drain the money and your time out of you. Only cowards get kids these days.

>>719984395
Was in the same boat you're in except it was a miscarriage with my gf. You got more action than most faggots on this site, raise dat child boi.

>>719987284
this
if you use the pulling out cycle awareness method, the guy is actually in charge and the girl has to trust him
if she uses bc pill the tables are turned

>>719984395
Aren't you supposed to be happy that you and your woman will have a child?
And why did you fuck up? 22 is good age to start your own family

>>719984395
This isn't Tumblr, go blog somewhere else
Also check these digits

>>719988362
Yeah, sure, but I was planning on getting my degree before that. Moving in and starting a family was supposed to be the next step.

Kill her

>>719987284
OP did pull out, cum, pull in again like in porn movies and maybe thinking you need all the cum to make a child

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>>719984649

/b you scare me sometimes.

>>719984395
Next time you will fuck her, be sure to not having peed for one day, and fill her vagina with that. This will do the trick.
Be aware to grab her firmly about 5 minutes after if she notice something.

>>719988536
Sure, and I have a 7 inch dick like in the porn movies. I'm not that dumb.

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>>719988430
Ha if everything in life went as you planned where would the fun be?
Man up

>>719988838
> Not that dumb
> Fucked by his own dick

>>719988937
Yeah, I guess I'm even dumber. Fuck.

>>719984445
Fpbp trips of truth, man thw fuck op dont be a degenerate or coward, this will absolutely make you a man.

Go through with the baby OP.

It will be hard. But when you have a little you running at you for a hug you won't regret it.

I know you /b/tards will be 'Oh but FML for the rest of my days, i won't have money for games on steam wah wah wah'.

Bullshit. Man up dude. You fucked a girl, got her pregnant. Be a man and become a dad.

I'm not a christfag. I don't care if you abort or not. Just what you said about your girl is that she won't abort so suck it and see.

This is coming from someone in a similar situation as you OP.

>>719984395
You're not supposed to bring a child into the world that you don't want. Discuss abortion with her.

you could train the kid to fetch your beers from the fridge. or train it to shit on peoples yards who you dont like. the opportunities are endless

>>719989006
>trips

>>719989103
2 or 3 more holes in the house !

>>719989164
Nice dubs dude

>>719989091
It's not that I don't want the kid or that I won't love it, but it's too damn soon.

>>719989103
There aren't people I don't like, just people I don't give a shit about.

>>719989026
I don't care about games and shit, I just want to finish my college so I don't have to work like a horse and still bust my balls about paying the bills and raising a child. Thanks for the nice reply too, appreciate it.

Wow, all the fags in this thread feeling 1 baby is bad or hard or fucked up.
While I got 2 somehow and I didn't whine like a bitch when that happened. Keep the baby OP, could be hard, but not impossible, man up unlike half of the fags in this thread.

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I'm going to suggest a little bit of a different path here. Have more kids. Back to back to back. Get 3 or 4 knocked out in 40 months. Then they will have each other to play with. This makes it alot easier to care for them as they will have each other's company.
Also hope that your parents can give you free baby sitting.
Good luck buddy.

>>719989435
Thanks /b/ro. Free babysitting probably, yeah. Even my grandma is still alive and living with my parents (we have a huge house) so that should be taken care of. And I know nothing would make her happier, even if I drop out of college. I don't know about that many kids though, seems to be expensive.

>>719985413
This. If she's got a good job and you like her who the f cares. It's not like she's some hussy working at a gas station not going to school while you bust your ass in school and work

>>719985150
I don't have any kids, but you asked /b/, so here is my advise.

She seems like a good person, and your conditions for life seem to be good.
Don't give up on education, this is something you may regret. I've seen people who "give up the dreams" for a kid and end up drinking or just mentally unsound.

Try to brainstorm together with her for a compromise that will get you your diploma and let you give as much time/support to her and a child. Maybe your parents could help.

Two years are not that long. You have a chance to be happy.

>>719984395
>deny literally every viable option
>she did not have muh dad
Boo fucking hoo. It's probably not even yours.

>>719989594
I'm not gonna lie, it is going to cost you. I figured I spent 7000 on fucking diapers for my 3. But when you come home and all your kids as so excited to see you it's the last thing you think of.

>>719989697
I know, that's my main dilemma. If I manage to get both security for her and the kid AND my diploma, I'll be a fucking wizard. Her job will be irrelevant for the first year or two since she won't go to work probably, especially if we're gonna live at my place. I just hate facing my father and telling him how much I fucked up.

>>719989824
It's OK man, I hope you get kids someday too.

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>>719984395
this seems like you already made a decision and just want reinforcement, so yeah. Man up and be a dad.

>>719989994
Seems to be so. Thanks,

>>719989868
Don't worry about your parents, they will help.
And you can be a fucking wizard

Be very careful OP. Let me tell you the story of my step-sister.

My dad was young, and married a dumb whore who only married him out of interest. They had a child, not long after my sister was born, she divorced him. For 10 years, my dad tried to get back with her for the sake of his child. She was only interested in him when he had money. After 10 years, he met my mom and married her, and had me. Mom loved my sister like it was her one child, but the Dumb Whore didn't let her come, and would always yell at her if she stayed too long. And my sister also studied music, and was exactly like me, I found out just last year. Basically in the past 10 years I was like my sister. Her mother sent her in a city all by herself when she was around 14, or something, and she was all alone. My mom proposed the Dumb Whore to let her child stay at my grandparents, since it's closer and she doesn't have to pay anything and it would be easier for her. Nope. The Dumb Whore yelled at my mom. So my sister finishes highschool, and goes to college, in the other part of the country. Finishes something that doesn't have anything to do with music and moves to Germany. The last time I saw her was in 2006 I think, when she came to dad because she needed some money for college, and my dad didn't have enough at the time but said he will help her, but she didn't came back. Dad and I always suffered that I couldn't be close to my sister. She turns 30 this year. You're young, you don't know what can happen, you don't REALLY know that girl. She may be a Dumb Whore,

>>719990367
Thanks for the insight, but my girl is everything except a DH. Are you from the Balkans by any chance?

>>719990367
>Dad and I always suffered that I couldn't be close to my sister
Sorry, rewrote that but didn't read it. Let me rephrase.

Me and dad always suffered that we couldn't be close to my sister/his daughter

>>719990519
Romania, I live in Siret, and most of my family are ukraineans. My grand-grand-grandparents were nobles from what I heard. There's even a village nearby that has my last name

>>719984395
hahaha this is great. CHILDFREE ME LAUGHS AT YOUR MISERY

>>719984395
i bet its black

>>719990700
Enjoy your dubs and my situation

>>719984395
Call Doctor Deletus.

He'll annihilate that fetus.

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>>719990519
Another story of one of my neighbors :
Young girl marries a guy and wants a child. He is a bit hesitant because they're young, but agrees because he loved her. When the child is about 4, she divorces him and moves to a different city, leaving the kid motherless and fatherless, both of his parents visiting him sometimes. The kid was grown up by his grandmother. He was the most bullied kid in the neighborhood (and there were only 5 kids there, including me. The other 3 were extremely religious, not catholic, but some christian cult thingy anyway), he was the most dirty and poor and everyone made fun of him. I always regret making fun of him. He was kind of abused. When he was 8 his mother came back and took him with her and her new husband to Constanta, and I heard he is doing quite good and changed. Last time I heard of him a few years back, he came to his old home and wanted to visit his childhood friends, unfortunately I did highschool in a different city so I wasn't home at the time.

>>719984395
Many unprepared and immature young couples have children because they 'feel bad' about abortion only to look back and realize they switched to a shitty path of life because of a icky feeling.

Dont let the stigma of abortion manipulate your decision

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>>719991112
My parents were both unprepared and they fucked me up good.

>>719985474

Well, her pussy and tits will be ruined so... there's that...

you are a fucking coward if you're asking /b/ what to do.
obviously you have financial issues to worry about and you'd like to finish school. Tell your parents and ask for help.. even if they are mad at first, they should realize that your are a young man and maybe you were just moving a little too fast and started a family a bit too soon.. ultimately in the fullness of time this situation will resolve itself fine as long as they can help you and you can trust this girlfriend.

>>719984395
adopt it out.
the end.
/thread

Make her send the kid to adoption. You adopt the kid and take care of him for a few years, and then marry her. For your kid you'll be a hero

>>719985555
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>>719991033

this is now a get thread

>>719992325
You're a get thread fucker

>>719984445
>Be a man and raise your child. You can do it. It'll be worth it.
This. Im 39 I have a 2.5 year old son.
I never imagined it will be this fun.
I too thought it will suck. But it's just mainstream propaganda, having kids is awsome. Cant wait to have another one.
And yes, you still get to party & have fun time with your mates.

>>719984395
remember abortion is murder

ABORT MISSION I REPEAT ABORT MISSION

>>719992490
remember that thy art is murder

>>719984522
>>>719984395 (OP)
>I still suggest abortion,
Why don't you abort yourself, you peace of shit.

>>719984445
The trips of truth.

>>719987464
Good goy don't have children goy

>>719984395
be carefull and take dna test when it comes out of the incubator

>>719984604
is she older than you?

>>719984395
>she grew up without a dad and would never abort

Tell her that her kid is gonna grow up without a dad unless she aborts.

>>719985150
your then wife can live with the kid, and you can complete your education away from her. while your at it put another baby in her so your more effective and wont have to worry about her.

>>719987031
Slav or albanoid