greentext thread 1/3 >be me, sophmore year in high school

>>719983987

2/3
>this goes on for months
>eventually our entire school does it
>nearly every morning you would hear and entire CLASS across the hall collectively say "hello ATTENDANCE PLEEZ" to her when she would walk in for attendance
>even seen a fucking teachers accidently do it once, and then turning bright fucking red
>end of junior year, principal finally catches on
>morning announcements
>"Today we will have a mandatory meeting in the lunch room at 11am to discuss a certain issue going on around the school"
>my test was at that time, im happy af cause i get to not do shit for what i hope is a whole period
>fast forward to 11am at the lunchroom
>principal comes in, entire student body is there
>starts givins us a speech about how bullying is bad, no one is really paying attention
>everyone thinks its just the regular old shit they feed us about bullying
>no one realizes this is about ATTENDANCE PLEEZ because everyone is so used to it by now
>principal brings out ATTENDANCE PLEEZ

cont

>>719984090
3/3
>"I've recently found out that this innocent girl was the target of bullying for a very long time."
>everyone has confused faces since everyone likes her and no one picks on her. some people even by her snacks on occassion
>"she has been tormented and abused only because of her condition"
>everyone still has not a clue whats going on
>"you, the students, for the past year have been calling her one of the most disgusting things i have ever seen in my career"
>faces of realization slowly kick in
>"you have all been relentlessly calling her "attendence please"
>collective OHHHHHH
>"this is a person. this is a human being. she has a name. her name is... um... beautiful"
>omfg you cant be serious
>"come here little lady, come tell us your name so that everyone can address you respectfully."
>tard wrangler urges her on, she comes up to the mic
>silence, everyone is awaiting to know cause to this day no one fucking knows
>"MY NEME ATTENDANCE PLEEZ"
>THE SIDES OF THE ENTIRE FUCKING SCHOOL, STUDENTS, STAFF, EVERYONE ARE IN ORBIT
>principal is fucking shocked, speechless
>tard doing her smile and laughing cause she is so happy
>everyone is in fucking tears
>principal dismisses everyone, doesnt say a word more
>this shit continued on throughout my senior year, all the way to the end
>still dont know her name

>>719984166
10/10

>>719984166
Keks where giveded, 8.6/10 expected better ending

bumping for more greentexts

>>719984166
That was so funny you made me cry. Someone screenshot this shit.

My sides

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>>719984166

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Kek

>>719984166
Fucking zozzle

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Put my dubs in the screencap

>>719985688
>>719984166
10/10

>>719984166
Kek

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.Her name is Sally.

>>719985900
OP here, I got my yearbook, looking around for her atm actually. maybe ill find her

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>>719983987

>>719986183
no dice, sorry boys

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>>719986361
no prob still 9/10 kek

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>>719984166

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anyone screencap this shit?

>>719986889
i wish

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>>719984166

>>719984166
Slow clap of glory

>goddamn 10/10

im too lazy to screencap, but i cant let this gold die

>>719983987
Wouldnt she turn 360 degrees to go across the hall?

Well fuck me

>>719987632
shit i forgot

Not even a chuckle/10

If you are reading this on reddit upvote this or your mother will die in her sleep tonight

>>719984166
See you faggots on r/4chan

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>>719984690
>>719985832
>>719986543

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SCREEENCAP
PLEEEEEEEEEZ

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Shit effort OP.

>>719988450
id disagree, seems to be pretty successful to me

>>719988523
Reading an autobiography usually tends to stroke an ego.
>We called her Attendance Please
>HAHAHAHAHAHA
>19/10 SCREENCAP ME

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>>719983987
>>719984090
>>719984166

>be me, regular day
>browsing 4chan before work
>get a call from next door physicists
>"we need you to come and check something"
>"sure, what's up ?"
>they tell me to hurry
>arrive to observatory
>they want me to check a picture taken by a telescope or something
>yeahok.mpeg
>picture of outer space
>"sir, we believe you know what this is"
And that's how I found my sides that this greentext made me lose

>>719984166
I envy you dude, high school for me was cringe as fuck

>>719988807
my hero

Wait, are there different levels of autism like you can be 1/4 autistic and normal or just full on autism???

>>719988805
it is greentext thread.
show me what you got pleb

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The most legendary, the Catfishman!

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This is a long one, but it's worth your while.

post more you faggots, I am dumping my greentext folder here.

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>>719984166
AM DEAD