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Last time you scumbags took a proper shower?

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Last time you scumbags took a proper shower?
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4 hrs
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Yesterday
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>>719979330
Mr clean here
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>>719979473
Well you need to brush your fucking teeth
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>>719979212
Few hours ago. I may be a degenerate lolicon neckbeard, but I keep clean.
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>>719979212
Yesterday.
Will take another shower right now, before heading out to the doctor.
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Few hours ago
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>>719979212
About two weeks ago.. been living on the road for a few months, I'm using public wifi in a bush beside the library right now
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three weeks ago
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Tuesday morning. Depression is a bitch
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>>719979859
Homeless?
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20 minutes ago, was with somebody else also, not that it matters
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>>719979940
there's the biggest spider in the bathroom and I missed my chance to kill it
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>>719980044
should just nuke the house from orbit, it's the only real solution
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About two weeks ago, I have a broken arm though so showering is a pain in the ass
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>>719980256
I'm paranoid each time I have to use the toilet

in theory I could fend it off using the shower head, but I'm scared of the moment I see it

this fucking spider is killing me
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>>719980290
ive been there, i know what you mean, have broken my arm twice. my 9yo nephew broke his arm a couple months ago, when he stayed at my place I helped him shower several times, he could do it fine by himself but was much easier/faster with help.
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>>719980944
So you're that creepy uncle?
What else did you "help" your nephew with?
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>>719979212
few days ago
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>>719979212
couple days ago. about a month before.
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>>719979888
More or less this
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>>719981046
nah. nothing wrong with consensual showering with family. Im not jerry sandusky or micheal jackson.
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I do landscape gardening so I shower every day, if I'm honest some weekends when I'm not busy I won't shower from Friday night to Monday night.
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about 3 days ago, for some reason i dont shower that much, no reason for me not to i just dont do it. i only really shower about once a week. still brush my teeth twice a day tho
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>>719979212

This morning.
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a while
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>>719979212
Just got out of one
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>>719979212
Night before last.
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About 2 hours ago. I take a shower almost every day.
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>>719979212
It must be at least 2 years ago. At some hotel.
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>>719979212
3 years ago
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>>719979330
5 for me
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>>719979330
Dirty jew.
3 hours ago here
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>>719979524
I think he's past brushing. He needs a total oral dentectamy.
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20 minutes ago
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>>719979212
Last night.
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what's a "proper" shower?
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2 weeks ago. (not kidding) ,i've also gone entire months without showering,and no,i don't give a shit if other people notice it.

problem is,with mental issues i have,time pass by,and literally taking a shower is the last of my worries
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>>719982547
When you use soap?
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>>719982648
I could do that if my itchy hair didn't annoy me after 2 days
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Me and my gf shared a bath last night...
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>>719983279
fuck off chad
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>>719979212
6,7 weeks? I forget. But between cool weather and little physical exertion it doesn't cause any problems. Just gotta keep the asshole clean.
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>>719980435
Been there man, biggest spider I've ever seen (size of the palm of my hand) dropped from the ceiling tried to sit on my head while I was in the shower. Scared the shit out of me. Killed it with the shower head and didn't shower for a few weeks.
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2x per day minimum
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>>719979212
>proper shower?
10 months
>Rag bath and alcohol rub?
Every 6 hours of being awake
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>>719985016
sad
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>>719980044
Jesus, I really don't understand a fear of spiders. They are not that different than other bugs and they are awesome because they eat annoying incects.
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90 minutes ago
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>>719979212
about 10 minutes ago.
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3 days ago
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>>719979980
Did he drop the soap ?
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2 weeks ago :/
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>>719988046
Its weird because I don't smell at all
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>>719986316
>I don't understand fear of x
That's the definition of phobia, it's irrational
They look strange, scary, their movements are scary, they disappear into thin air after blinking, like all insects they have exoskeleton which is another weird thing
Or so it seems from a persons with arachnophobia point of view
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>>719988118
Homeless people don't gag from their own smell either
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