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This thread is for dinosaurs. Only dinosaurs may post ITT.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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This thread is for dinosaurs. Only dinosaurs may post ITT.
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Hello I am a dinosaur yes
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>>719977584
Oh shit. I'm plant life.
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ehueuhehuehuehuehuea
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>>719977584
Look at me, I'm Dinosaur now
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Raptor jesus died for your sins
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Hehehe joke's on them, I'm actually a wooly mammoth.
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>>719977584
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>>719979380

CHICKEN OF THE SEA
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Anyone wanna fill my cloaca?
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>>719979785
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>>719977584
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>>719979898

FUZZY FUZZY FUZZY
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>>719977584
am i doin it rite?
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>>719980293
Kek'd
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What do you call a gay dinosaur?

Megasaurus (mega-sore ass).

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

Lickalottapus (lick a lot of puss).
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>>719977584
I r dinosar!
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>>719981005
What do you call a girl dinosaur?
Sexy
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vgiDcJi534Y
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Yes hello. My name is Rex.

>>719979897
Fuck raptors make me so hot...
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>>719982715
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>>719979380
Velobster raptor
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>>719979529
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>>719977584
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>>719979380
Looks like a new Mirelurk from FO4
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Dinosaurs aren't real
The first fossils were found only a few months after a scientist made a theory about it. Why didn't we find them sooner if they are literally everywhere on earth? And any "fossil" you find in a museum are made out of crushed animal bone and assembled in china or some shit. Completely fake.
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>>719981295
How uncivilized.
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Best dino
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>>719977584
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>>719984570
Nigga they've been finding dinosaur bones since humans started mining shit 10,000 years ago
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>>719977584
Am Denver
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>>719984655
>>719984618
Vampires get out. Dinosaurs only.
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>>719979529
well played
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>>719984737
In 1824 jackass
The same time that darwin was making his little "theories"
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>>719984857
is this bait
it better not be bait
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>>719982715
>inb4 no cloaca
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>>719984462
This gave me the weirdest boner
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>>719985070
nice youtube comment, faggot
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>>719977584
Reporting in
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Ohai fellow dinosaurs
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>>719985238
SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-v2mvO7Yq48
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>>719985192
Would it have been better if he posted a pic of donald glover or are you a massive faggot
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>>719977584
did nothing wrong
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>>719985238
Nice work killing us fuckface
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k9b9aoINXzk
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>>719985522
History's greatest monster.
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>>719985503
I don't know who donald glover is or why you'd be asking im a massive faggot. But seriously, people who constantly repeat comments over and over again belong on youtube. That shit is cancer, deal with it.
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>>719985522
>Nazi
>Not the tyrant lizard king
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>>719985689
This website might make your transition from reddit easier.

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-have-the-weirdest-boner
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>>719985689
I'll post whatever I want dude. I've been on this site for 2 fucking years. I know what belongs here and what doesn't F****T
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>>719986115
Fuck off Spider-Man. This is a dinosaur thread.
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>>719986087
>your transition from reddit
>links to knowyourmeme

are you being ironic, or are you actually fucking retarded?
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>>719986115
Nice job there, "c*nt"

Fuck off
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>>719986222
That's fucking genius storytelling right there.
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>>719986115
>I've been on this site for 2 fucking years.
Congratulations.
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>>719986324
Don't tell me to fuck off that's cyber bullying
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>>719986548
Nah nah that's too obvious. Get a juicier bait.
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>>719984953
they were finding them before then, numbnuts. they just thought they were dragons or biblical leviathans.
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>>719986418
You are a lizard of discriminating taste.
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>>719986646
I mean you guys fell for the first couple which I thought were p obvious.
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>>719986817
Ah, I see. Jokes on us you were only pretending.
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>>719986923
When you put it like that it really devalues my hard shitposting
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slapabitchasaurus
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and i thought dinosaurs were extinct
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>>719987447
Evolution rewards successful breeders.
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>>719986690
scientists invented the dinosaur category and reassembled random fossils taken from dozens of different species to prove their bogus hypothesis. Those "giant" bones where from other large species.
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What the heck, guys! I thought you were all dead. The loneliness got me so angry that I've been destroying Japan for the past 60 years.
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>>719987803
Fuck off Gojira. This is a dinosaur thread.
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Posting best Dino gril.
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Ever seen an elephant eat? Ever see one walk? Ever seen livestock eat up a forest? I can tell you right here and now that it is IMPOSSIBLE for creatures like dinosaurs to have lived and survived on this planet. The only reason that this big LIE is still here is because the majority of people are still DUMB. Not smart enough to understand nature and its laws. Dinosaurs couldn't have walked at all due to their weight and size. They couldnt have eaten without running out of food.
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>>719987803
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>>719987907
Oh just because I got stuck in the ground for 50 million years and got mutated all to hell that means I'm not a dinosaur anymore! Here's a pic of me in college.
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>>719977584
I turned 51 on Saturday. I qualify.
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>>719988208
And now theres a hank jr song stuck in my head
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>>719988068
god put the bones there to test us
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>>719988002
Harpies are demi humans, not dinosaurs.
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>>719979529
Too soon
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Guys, don't ignore me! See, I learned to dance! I'll dance for you!
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>>719988068
you realise there are currently animals on this earth that are larger than any dinosaur, right?
they don't starve. Their weight is supported by water though. the walking thing has been tested by biomechanical computer models.
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>>719988387
Harpies are just anthropomorphic birds.
Birds are Dinosaurs.
Hence Papi is best Dino Girl and best girl in her series.
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>>719988606
Hello fellow dinosaur
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>>719988692
you find whale bones and immediately assume it was a dragon?
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>>719988794
But in all series, Dullahan is best girl.
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>>719988819
You don't look like a dinosaur. You look like food.
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>>719988965
>dullahan
Shit tastes.
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>>719987383
Lizard what?
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>>719989083
You haven't seen the new Dullahan on the block? She is superb.
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>>719989156
Not Papi. I don't give a fuck.
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Ya'll're retarded
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>>719989447
NEVAR!
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>cucks posting featherless dinos
All my why?
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>>719990037
Only the faggot dinosaurs had feathers. You'd know that if you were a real dinosaur.
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>>719990369
>only the faggot dinosaurs had feathers
And they survived.
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>>719990471
Ask Japan if I did.

They dropped a nuke on me and I burned Tokyo to the ground.
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>>719990665
tru
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>>719977584
i identify myself as a mesausorus semi panromantic panretarded so i get to be in this thread or you're oppressing me.
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>>719991097
We could just eat you.
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>>719991097
>>719991193
Personally, I think that's enough living for him
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>>719990369
Feathers are all the rage now though.
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Well well well if it isn't ol auden
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>all the manlets in this thread
face it, if you're shorter than 60 feet you should kill yourself
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>>719991248
It's still not a lifestyle I agree with. You dirty faggot.
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>>719991382
Really? My cut-off is a hundred feet. I think I'll call you dinner.
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>>719977584
Disable dubs.
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Dinobrospls
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>>719991382
>posting smooth skin
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>>719981549
this
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>>719991382
>>719991468
Oh. Did I say feet? I meant meters. Mother. Fracking. Meters.
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Mammals will go extinct within 10 million years

Screencap this
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>>719990037
reserved for flying dinos

do you not understand properties reptiles and avians
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>>719991678
Humanity doesn't go extinct until I get bored. Got it?
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Anyone watching Trey the explainer?
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>>719991764
Yes.
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>>719977584
6
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>>719991667
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>>719991760
get fucked fagzilla. we'd kill you easily if you were worth one of our nukes
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>>719991867
You don't get it. I was born when you monkeys dropped a nuke on me.
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>>719991790
Do you know any similar channels to his?
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>>719991810
>no feathers
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>>719991970
>not a faggot dinosaur retard
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>>719991961
Honestly no. Closest is your dinosaurs are wrong, but he's not as funny.
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>>719991942
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>>719992049
>scientifically inaccurate
>faggotry
Whew lad.
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>>719989112
nice neck scrotum, fagasaurus
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>>719991835
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>>719991690
Dumbass.

Theropods in general were known to have feathers, dinosaurs weren't reptiles, modern birds are literally classified as avian dinosaurs, dinosaurs are literally classified as non-avian dinosaurs. Feathers were for temperature regulation, camoflage and display in flightless dinosaurs.
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if george lucas made jurassic park we'd have special feathered edition by now
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>>719992109
Do you watch Seasame Street with your autistic children and tell them about the scientific inaccuracies of Big Bird? Plus, "science" is a circlejerk for arrogant retards. It's fake. Half the stuff scientists say is pure bs. Do you know if there is a scientific consensus on how far away the sun is from the earth? There isn't? Why not? Because it's a fact and facts don't require consensus? Okay.
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>>719992347
This.
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>>719992399
We're so close. I'm afraid I'll miss it
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>>719992273
Googly eyed approved
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>>719991942
What in the 50s with our 15 kiloton bombs? Modern nukes contain 500 times that blast yield
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>>719992392
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>>719992392
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>>719992392
>we find theropods with feathers literally every time that their impressions would be preserved
>we've determined that these organisms were actually bird monsters from their skeletal structure
>it must be wild speculation to assert that theropods have feathers

Jesus christ
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>>719992592
Anon, stop the troll.
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>>719992653
Stop feeding*
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>>719981038
why is he fighting turks?
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>>719992701
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>>719992347
Oh were they? Becuse I don't see any lizards today with feathers

and i dont see any birds today with scales

fuck off with your Trex is a chicken meme
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>>719992471
>>719992592
Yeah, it's autistic if you purposefully misinterpret what I said.
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>>719992814
>and i dont see any birds today with scales
Literally on their legs.
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>>719992828
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>>719992370
It'll happen eventually. Who should direct it?
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>>719992814
Dinosaurs weren't lizards, birds do have scales, you have mental retardation.

>>719992828
Dinosaurs had feathers numbnuts.
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>>719986115
LOOK OUT, GUYS
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>>719992863
Thats roughened skin at best, not full blown scales the way anoles and snakes and kimodos have.
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Dr.popknots
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>>719992814
No really have you lived such a natureless life that you've never seen a bird up close? That's fucking sad.
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>>719992951
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>>719993030
Part of my job is handling chicken feet and you are wrong
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>>719993030
Yes they are literally scales. You are dense as fuck.
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>>719992399
God she must be so tight.
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>>719992994
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>>719993084
All of 4chan's existence has led up to the creation of this image. It is our crowning achievement.
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>>719993155
She lays eggs but I'd still fuck her senseless.
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>>719993241
Do any of them ever get fucked silly in the anime/manga? Or is it just tease shit?
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: D
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>>719987664
>dino park after dark
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>>719993317
That's what doujinshi are for. That's how Japanese comics work.
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>>719993366
A real thing you can own a physical copy of w/in the next 24 hours, if you so choose.
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>>719993241
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>>719993317
It's tease but there are prequel/ spin offs were MC's relative gets with the archetypes of the girls.
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>>719993456
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