hey /b/ ive got a question for you, let me explain first:
so theres this cat my mom feeds and lets in the house and stuff. shes basically adopted him since our last one died and she wanted a cat.
the problem is that hes an asshole to me. im nice to him, pet him and give him food and let him in and stuff but then he'll decide to claw the shit out of and/or bite me for no reason. I yell at him and he goes running and i make him go outside. ive ran after him and clapped and stuff so he runs but he keeps coming back. I actually saw him on the porch just now and went and chased him off yelling and clapping while in my underwear.
How do I make him go away for good? I hate this little cunt. He's nice when hes good but the random hissing and clawing me pisses me the fuck off.
I'm considering trapping him in a carrier and taking him across town and letting him go, or taking him to some shelter(that that might cost money and also they will wonder why i have this cat)
I've also considered drowning him in the tub while he's in the carrier.
I'm an animal lover and do not like the idea of harming even bugs but I hate this faggot cat and want him out of my life.
To preface this is a bad forum, let alone board for serious answers. You also need to be 18 to post here. That aside; cats tend to 'choose' a single individual in a household and develop an attitude of, at best, mild enthusiasm to complete disdain to the point of violence towards the others (you).
>>719977363 Why don't you learn some cat behavior and let your mom have something to fucking love. Sounds like the cat may have been abused, and likely you're startling it or not reading it's cues to leave it alone. Ever wonder if maybe it's trying to play and is going overboard? My cat did that when she was younger and I had to basically let her wound me bad, scold her, then let her do it again, she finally started to get used to how much I can take. Also you could try catnip, once they associate that with you, you're golden.
>>719978603 I own 60k in cars and motorcycles not having worked a day in my life, along with a ridiculous gaming PC and everything else i could ever want so im not going to move out. i dont have any money or a job.
i dont want to harm the cat, thats why i said i was going to let him go the next town over or something.
i bet you have to wake up early, actually do work(lmao) then you get home with barely any time to play video games or do anything fun before you have to go to bed and prepare for another day of slavery anyway this is getting a little off topic
>>719977363 Drown the cat. Cats are disease carriers and you're just asking for fucking rabies. Dogs are much better, they've been an invaluable evolutionary partner to human beings for thousands of years. If you don't kill the cat you'll get blood borne parasites, if you kill it you'll feel better. Drowning in the carrier is ultra-quick, and it will leave no mess. Do this. Don't listen to anyone else, just do this.
>>719977363 When you live on a farm with too many cats to neuter, you learn quick to live with yourself with this task. food in hand, hammer in the other. Don't pinch a finger with it either. He'll likely run after a failed hit to the head. Don't fuck it up. Plan on cleaning up for at least two hours. shouldn't take you more than 45 min but you never know when you'll be needing extra time. Plan ahead. I always dig first. Try to keep massive chunks of grass available to conceal the hole you bury it in. Also, hit / kill him where blood soaks into the ground and have water or a hose ready to get the bright ass blood of the grass. Avoid gravel, it'll show up within a few days if it doesn't rain heavily immediately after the deed.
>>719977363 Take it to a vet saying you managed to coax it into your old cat's carrier (you had in your trunk) and brought it to them to see if it's chipped. That way you don't hurt the cat and if it DOES have an actual owner, you will get it to them.
>>719978844 >after he's hurt me You're talking like a holocaust survivor. the cat scratched/bit you, I'm sure you'll live you special snowflake. Maybe because everytime he sees you, you start flailing and flapping at him. Be nice to the cunt and maybe he'll be nice back. But cats hold grudges and take a while to warm up. Just ignore him and don't go near him. He's a 1 foot mammal, I'm sure he doesn't get in your path too much.
Don't take it across to another town, many cats go into multiple houses, wherever idiots like your mom is willing to feed them. Maybe their owner is a block away and by dumping him somewhere is causing a family upset and you're also probably letting teh cat get eaten by foxes or feral dogs.
Just tolerate a tiny mammal, eat your hot pockets your mom is microwaving for you and go have fun on 60k of shit you don't deserve you spoiled, underage faggot.
>>719981352 I did read the thread. I own 7 cats and none of them scratch or bite me. they all come up for affection, they are not hard animals to get along with. I don't see why you have some weird vendetta against people with jobs. When mommy and daddy die you'd better hope you'll get a decent if any inheritence or you're going to regret never securing your future. I don't give a shit about your petty little life, but the fact you're willing kill a fucking cat or severly endanger its life) over him scratching you when you go near him is so pants on head retarded it hurts. "Oh no this cat scratches me when I go near it". Solution = man up and deal with it or don't go near the fucking cat. That's the simplest solution. Like, what kind of retard goes near to something that will cause you (albeit small) pain? That's not on the cat, it's on you.
Also, not having a job automatically makes you a useless society memeber. i don't like working either but at least I'm not sponging off other people. I wish i could change society and the way things work but nobody can on their own buddy. I'd rather die tired, old and on my feet than live on my back, having my ass wiped for me and being spoonfed. I pity your parents, but I guess your dad left home or something.
>>719981582 Please don't tell me you think you have something up on others by living at home with mom. Having your own place isn't synonymous with being a wage slave. Some people worked hard at your age, when you're supposed to set yourself up and got good jobs at the end.
But hey, you can stay living with mom where your biggest problem is a contemplating drowning a cat because he scratches you, go ahead.
>>719980461 also also, double down. Wait until the spasms stop so it's easier to carry without getting blood splats on your pants and shoes. try to do it next to the hole or you'll be washing a lot of grass. Keep the head up if you have to carry it, the blood will run down the body and the fur will absorb a fair bit of it.
>>719981502 Bites and scratches mean you've done something the cat finds objectionable. For example, many cats don't like people rubbing their bellies, even if they roll over like a dog would to invite belly rubs. Individual cats have certain places where they like to be petted, and going outside those areas can get you growling or worse. Further, many cats will only tolerate a limited time of petting, and will discourage further contact when they reach that point.
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