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Roll dubz and your piece of shit life will take a turn for the better.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Roll dubz and your piece of shit life will take a turn for the better.
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no harm in trying i guess
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>>719975140
ok
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>>719975140
fuck
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git 'em!
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yay?
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Let's do this
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Reroll up to 3 times, after that get fucked
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gay
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I believe
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>>719975397
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>>719975140
roll
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>>719975140
doubt it
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>>719975512
Off by one. See I fucking called it.
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>>719975140
fowl play?
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Uno
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wrong
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>>719975140
kek praise
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>>719975555
Shit, things be looking up for you, go buy a lottery ticket
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We'll see
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>>719975140
Eh, why not?
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this time
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pls
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Pls I need this
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fuck this shit
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Oh what the fuck, I guess so
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>>719975700
Winrar
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Gimme fives I want to dies
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>>719975140
No harm trying right?
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>>719975140

let's fuckin rock
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Prove it faggot. Rawlin for proof 2017.
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choke me harder daddy
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>>719975140
roll
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>>719975711
Congrats anon, your life will no longer suck
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>>719975822
checked
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gubs det
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>>719975744
U got this
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>>719975811
Rock and roll
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praise allah
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>>719975860
Thank you kind sir now I will not cry my self to sleep
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>>719975140
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>>719975888
Mmmmm I hit trip 8's
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>>719975140
Rolling
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>>719975888
You got that Chinaman luck
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>>719975998
Reroll
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>>719975140
First try checkem
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I could use that
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Plz
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>>719975668
those looks more like trubs or qubs
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Please
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h
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god i wish that were me
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Be it
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>>719976788
Good for u
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>>719975140
why not
lets roll
another go at suicide might just work this time
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Pls
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>>719975140
Why you wont go outside to either murder or breed for the cause, why would you when you mentally harm yourself even more? what gain to you get, what tolerance will you gain. you want to murder the invader, not get all messed up by watching vids and other shit on the internet. go murder the invader and after that you might be able to make a life. watch this shit with out doing anything about the problem will never give you a life. go kill some, get locked up do jail time, let the jail time be the suffering not watching the vids as that is so unproductive and you only mess up yourself.

the biggest victory these invaders have is to disrupt your life . and they just did
and they will get away with it and many more will follow. Simply because you are to afraid to really do something.
Rolling dubs wont help, not rolling and turning of the computer to do something will.
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role
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rawo
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no dubs
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Ain't nothing gonna change.
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>>719975140
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Please kek, im begging you. I'll keep God in the picture
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Plz God
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>>719975140

wheres my dubs at
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God plz
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>>719977773

plz
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>>719977776

aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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>>719977799

4 SEVENS 4 NINES
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pls no im still a piece of garbage alright
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>>719977776
1 off..................... i guess I have my answer
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>>719977766
Checked dubtripdub
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Plz
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time fur some Dubz
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>>719975140
not very likely
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>>719977776
I've been staring at this for the past few minutes thinking about my life (am anon who posted) im depressed now. It's a perfect representation of my life almost great, just within grasp but not... just mocking me with what I know my life should be
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Unf
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>>719977985
führious riffing man
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dubs
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>>719975140
Why the fuck not?
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Finally, maybe I'll have a reason to live
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A small attempt at luck won't hurt
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rollichino
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>>719978394
Reroll 1
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>>719978434
rerolling
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>>719977039
thanks
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>>719978422
Yay
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>>719977799
Sweet roll, kek has blessed you
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Pls
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>>719978500
YEET
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>>719978500
Kek answers
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>>719975140

if i get dubs i will start working out
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Fucking roll
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Worth a shot. Already got trips once tonight.
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Now give em here
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>>719978585

well, fatass forever i guess
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>>719975140
whatever
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>>719975140
Lets do this
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Might as well
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>>719979168
Let's see how kek feels now
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>>719979223
So close padre
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Tfw I never roll dubs
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Rollllll
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dubzin
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>>719979633
will report back
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here we go, luck dubs please, my life is a horrific nightmare
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>>719980891

Oh no, please dubs I need you, I don't know how much longer I can go on with this horrible life, I beg of you.
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>>719975140
roll
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My DUBS ARE UP MY DUBS ARE NOW YOU CAN'T SEE ME MY DUBS ARE NOW!!!
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>>719980980
reroll
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>>719980947

NOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Oh fuck, please dubs visit me, I need you, life has never been so bad, give me hope, PLEASE
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>>719980980
rell
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>>719981012

Nuh nu NOOOO!! Oh my god please no AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>719975140
doubtful
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>>719975140
NO IT WONT
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>>719981033
hopefully it works
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>>719981045

I'm going to do a casual reroll but we all know my luck is gone, it's over, game over man
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Duubs
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you guys are pathetic and so am I for rolling
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>>719981096

reroll

Sometimes I want to go to sleep and never wake up. Life is so bad.
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>>719981136

I will not give up, until I give up
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>>719975140
Naa, i like being miserable
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>>719981136
get fucked lmao
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>>719981160

Rapid fire reroll, oh god, the suffer, the pain, life is nothing
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>>719981198

If I don't get dubs can I at least get trips. Fuck, I can't get a break in life ever
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>>719975140
gotta try at least
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>>719981100
checked
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>>719981227

Is this some kind of cruel joke? I get to have dubs now right? Please?
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>>719981274
You're cut off, no more rolls, fag. Any further rolls will not count
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>>719981274

If I ever jump off a tall bridge, I'm going to aim for the support beams, fuck the water
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>>719981333
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>>719981333
not dubs
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>>719975140
If not I'll just kms
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Hope
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Ok
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>>719981333
ITS NOT DUBS :D thx you made my life better kek
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You better not be lying OP
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Let's try
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ok
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'The miserable have no medicine but hope'

-ancient Victorian guy
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Oke i am going to give it too you straight.
You are masturbating way to much, /b is flooded with porn.
Nothing but lonely losers ejaculating excessively, destroying there testosterone levels.
Our only weakness , porn.
After ejaculation you are calmed you are made docile and lose all motivation.
This needs to stop, this is the reason our birth rates dwindles.
This is the reason why /b turned weak , we are all contempt wankers, drained of our manly juices that makes us /b.
We let our guard down now tumbler and reddit have grown in numbers ,they made us weak with this infection of porn.
It is time we put our sperm in nothing but jars or women, no more little swimmers waisted on webm`s.
No more ejaculation unless it is for the cause of /b.
It is time for discipline, It is time we make /b great again, It its time we stop masturbating with out a cause.
/b unite ,Abstain , Return to your natural form of frustration, hate, contempt and anger.

Your mission , no masturbation for at least 9 or days or more too reach the maximum amount of testosterone in your system.
This will also flush the build up estrogen out of your system and reduce your bitch tits.

Other hormones are released during ejaculation that turn testosterone in too different hormones.
this causes the test levels to drop, the drop is not even the really the bad part.
it is the increase in estrodol ,dht and aromatose enzymes that causes the negative sides effects.
Not having your 9 day cycle with the peak causes you to be a docile beta.
You wont go outside because you dont have the drive, so you end up with 72 cats.

LIMITED OFFER: If you roll dubs you will be blessed with a 7,5/10 girlfriend
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Rolling because I fucked up a few days ago
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>>719975140
Lets give it a try
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roll >>719982113 aww you fucked one day up, come back when your whole life is fucked up you are taking up rolls in this thread.
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>>719981991
Higher rewards now ey, ROLL
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>>719981991
If you eat your cum afterwards does that still destroy your testosterone? I whack off a lot and have a hairy man chest and am balding, so I don't think my testosterone levels are low.
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>>719981122
You patheticness payed off
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цхецк ем
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>>719982353
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Catch me
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>>719981572
Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane
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>>719982623
Don't you
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Rolling then
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>>719982670
Catch me
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We don't love.
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>>719982736
We just liking shit here
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>>719982575
Fuck. That explains everything. Oh well they were good times. I did it my way baby!!!!!!
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My life is not a piece of shit, lol, I laugh at you fags.
Still fucking want a get though, you can always go better.
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>>719975140
help me Lord Kek
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dubs get, btw checked.
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dubs faggots
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Bell's getting louder
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I see the rain
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Should come as no surprise
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>>719975140
Please I want to get in shape and grow taller. Please. I need it.
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>>719975140
pls
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>>719983029
Reroll
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>>719983046
last one or i will top out at 5'7
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rollio
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And hoping for something
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>>719983065
rerollio
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>>719983079
rererollio
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>>719982652
Agreed
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>>719983087
rerererollio
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>>719983102
fuckin A
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rollin
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>>719983111
woot I can go to bed
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>>719983119
Congratulations
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>>719983122
thank you kek
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>>719982775
when i studied up on no fap i complently understand why i am such a lonley non outgoing loser, my whole hormonal system was fucked duringing my teenage years. i just fapped myself silly and never had the natural urge and agner you need to develop a decent personality. now all i do is play video games vape and watch anime
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Praise
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Rolllllll
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>>719984091
Tesr
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Praise Kek
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gt
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>>719984238
Bggfr
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Please I'm desperate.
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>>719984278
Ree rol
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Llor
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>>719984305
Again
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>>719984327
Ffs
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rawl
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>>719984347
I have no idea why I'm even trying
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Pls...
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Fuck it. Rolling.
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dubs, kek has spoken...
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Plz dubs
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Rolling that shit
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>>719975140
theres no question that ill get dubs
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Rawl
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Spamroll
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Checkum
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TRoll
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please
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>>719975140
How about trips
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>>719975140
roll
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Die peacefully in my sleep get
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i only ever roll trips
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>>719986334
1 off, fuck it all
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>>719975140
Destined to be miserable.
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please
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xd
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huehuehue
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checkem
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r6t7u
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i hope for better pooping experience
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oh god pls
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Please.
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>>719975140
ive gotten a breddy gud deal with the dubs
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Please lord.
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>>719986699
told ya. time to buy a lottery ticket yo
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please hue
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>>719986775
two off....
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Why not.... Things can only go up from here
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>>719975140
aight
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>>719986800
wasted post
look mah dubz
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>>719975140

that'd be nice
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rolls
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Plz
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>>719975140
i've already begun
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proof that imma be rich
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Pls
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Reroll
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glorious
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:)
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dubbies
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my life's pretty great already so I got nothing to lose
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dear KEK,
please get my dick sucked this week
emo girl plz
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>>719987884
perfect execution
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Roll 117 lego
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>>719986961
fuck it, reroll i guess
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Doubt it
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trips and my mom dies
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Suck MY BALLS
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Sounds like a good deal. Although, just like everything else in life, only a select few shall be lucky enough to have their fortunes improve.

Hit me, dealer.
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henry ROLLins
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>>719975140
Roll
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Implying it's possible for me to roll dubs.
Yeah right
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But anon, my life is already awesome because I am aware of how I create my percieved reality with my concsiousness
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Hahaha check em nibba
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>>719975140
Hmmm
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can it get worse?
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DUBZ fo lyfe
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Rollo
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qtpi gfplz
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check 'em
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reroll
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mem
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meme
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memes
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Oh well
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hopefully
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>>719975140
Rollin
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