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/nzg/ - New Zealand General: Welly Anniversary Edition

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/nzg/ - New Zealand General: Welly Anniversary Edition
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Why are IDs even gone?
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Who here is going to vote for Winston "Two Wongs Don't Make a White" Peters?
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>>719974386
me for sure
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>>719973842
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happy Wellington anniversary Wellybros. upto?

pic related
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>>719974386
Vote National

I want to sell my property to china for big ca$h monies
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>>719973842
Do you make all threads, also napier checking in
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Dunners here bruhs

Who keen for a McD mish?
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>>719974827
Yeah I do mate. Got a problem with that?
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any bros from nelson here?
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>>719975734
Yeah stop with the edition shit, they're so boring
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>>719976153
eat a dick faggot
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>>719976153
Ok no I don't and I didn't make this one either but shut the fuck up.

When you make the threads you can make them how you want. Who the fuck are you?
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Australian here, how are we doing tonight my fellow anzacs?
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>>719976285
Roid rage
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I live in the states but my best friend goes to U Otago should I visit him if I can?

Never been to NZ
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>>719976314
Pretty gud
>>719976710
Yes

Is anyone in Queenstown rn? With the fam and looking for an escape :^)
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>>719976710
i wouldnt bother mate. this country is a fucking toilet.
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>>719976710
Maybe
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What happened to Old Zealand?
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Who wants to?
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>>719975689
keen but im too far away kek
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>>719977318
its a dutch province
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>>719976710
>I live in the states but my best friend goes to U Otago should I visit him if I can?
>should I visit him if I can?
>him
You both gays?
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>>719974680
Drinking same, everyone is a faggot.
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>>719977345
Wants to what?
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NZers are shitcunts
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>>719973842

>/nzg/

What a bunch of idiots you all must be to put a g in your acronym. G for what? Gays?
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suicide capital Palmerston North checking in...
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>>719974827
If there's not one up by 9pm I make one, yeah
>>719975689
Chur bro all aboard the booze cruiser out chea on a Monday mish
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Do all the states in Australia have their own flag?
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>>719978848
Thank you for your dedication, anon
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WHERE THE FUCK IS JADE DUMB CUNT FAGGOTS
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Having a shower, go hard wellybros


Auckland btw
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You shitlords want a drawing or two?
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>>719979114
fuck up cunt. stop forcing this shit meme. it will never be a meme. kys
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>>719979064
Something something here forever. Glad you appreciate my work lel
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>>719978163
Wants to.
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>>719978819
They are in fact all homosexuals. Legit major FAGGOTS. Literally just an island where all the dudes buttfuck eachother in exchange for methamphetamine. The only non FAGGOTS are the bikers that make the meth, but they only give the meth to those whom such their greasycheesy dicks. Which is borderline faggot Imo.
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>>719978826
Don't do it.
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>>719979235
Oh yes pls.
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>>719979235
Why does it have a dick AND a cannon? Sure it should have a dick instead of a cannon? Also if it fires it's gonna blow its goddamn glans off.
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>>719979383
>its not gay to have your dick sucked by a man
Are you sure about that, anon?
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>>719979265
No dude it's legit where the fact is jade, it's not even funny. It's important. If I have to get on a plane it's not going to be pretty when I get there.
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>>719979493
Your ugly mug isn't going to be pretty no matter where you fly to, faggot
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>>719979462
It was a spur of the moment thing, I didn't think about it too hard.
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>>719979465
Pre sure? Might be wrong. If your super drunk... Or high on meth and some fag tricks you into thinking they are a girl.. And you let him suck your dick. That don't make you gay? If you give drugs away in exchange for oral from a dude... Ya that's gay
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>>719979235
Can you draw your favourite musician beating up(or off if you want) your least favourite?
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>>719979235
Draw your hopes and dreams

[spoiler]with a dick[/spoiler]
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>>719979735

You have to be gay to get boner faggot. If you suck, especially for goods and services, and you don't get a boner your not gay
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>>719979946
That don't make no muhfuckin' sense.
It does actually make a lot of sense, good job. Faggot
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Moving to New Zealand in a couple o' years when finished Paramedics degree. Where would you guys end up if you could pick a specific NZ town / city?
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>>719980154

Lol keep telling yourself those are boners for power
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>>719980294
In that town/city most likely
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>>719980294
Where you from?
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>>719980294
Stay the fack away from here. We're good.
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>>719980294
fuck off. we're full.
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>>719980294
What's your name?
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>>719981011
Sanjeet. why?
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any adele parli nudes?
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>>719981182
oh fuck off, dont fucking come to our country
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>>719981182
>Sanjeet
yeah nah we're full soz m8
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>>719980294
Auckland is the best by FAR
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Nuuuudes
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Can we not have any more sifty indians.
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>>719981182
Yeah dude, absolutely do not come here. It's not a 4chan joke. We don't like whites coming here, we really don't like packies coming here. We will kill you and cut you up. New Zealand is not what you think it is. We tolerate the moari, they will literally eat you.
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Auckland is a fucking hole. Worst part of NZ .
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>>719981182
we have enough pakis. fuck off somewhere else
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>>719981182
Best option - stay in your own country, don't come here and shit on our streets.

Second best option - go to Auckland.

Not an option - Provincial NZ. People will be polite to your face, because that's how we roll in NZ. But people will hate you.
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Best beer
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>>719981610
*waytoomany. Even though your paramedic. We would rather go without and die, then have another packie honest to God. One of us kiwis will train and take that job. Why do you want to fuck us over like that you faggot? I'm already fuckin' pissed the fuck off at you and want to cut your head off and your not even here yet. Don't even post in this thread.
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>>719981787
It goes alright
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>>719981903
My cousin have been living there in new zeeland with his family since 2013 u fucking bich. Just because you are racist does not mean that there are no people there to be welcoming me when i come. I have skills bich
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>>719981182
Hey ignore ALL these idiots :-)

Aotearoa is a welcoming place that is VERY open to diversity. You will be really accepted here. We actually even have an 'Indian Party' here which is working towards increasing Indian representation in parliament.

Haera Mai (means welcome :-))
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>>719982091
OK well come on over then faggot. We are just warning you. You gonn get hurt
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>>719982091
clearly not spelling
and 2013 means jack shit you fucking retard, if you said 2003 maybe someone might care
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>>719982091
Obviously not spelling skills. In NZ we get an education so that we can learn to read, write, and spell correctly.

I wouldn't trust a fucking bud bud with my life in any case, but worse if he can't even fucking spell.

Stay at home! Save some of your own people from their diseases they get when they wash in rivers flowing with their own shit.
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>>719982091
>bich
>to be welcoming me

Work on your English before you get here.
Spelling stuff wrong, having a strong accent, and talking like an idiot is bound to cause you issues
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>>719982135
Fucking naive cuck. People like you will be the downfall of our country.
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>>719981431
>Auckland is the best by far
If you can afford a house in this fucking city. Plus its only good if you like the city life.
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>>719982135
This post is from a moari tribesman. Haera Mai actually means I'm going to eat the fuck out of you. Indian party haha yahh. No. They are going to kebab and slowcook you over fire.
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>Christchurch

Oops, almost forgot about the thread.
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>>719982213
i dont fear ur words. my cousin told me that new zeeland people are friendly and are welcoming people from all the world. He said I must try vellington it has the most jobs there
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I'm watching Excalibur, this shit rules.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSfh0pIAG38
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>>719982527
Christchurch too.

What suburb?
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>>719982645
this seems like shit b8
learn to spell you fucking faggot
better yet be an hero
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>>719983256
Sockburn, you?
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die bogans
this is murricas board
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>>719983456
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qA8gJoT5yl4
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