GUESS WHO HAS BEEN DRINKING
I am too large to swallow though.
Oh. That would make more sense cause I don't remember drinking tonight.
I had a handful of drinks.
Not wasted, but buzzed.
I don't have hard liquor on me.
please no hurt rowlett, eat the stupid shit seal instead.
Is it made with hard water? Is that why it's hard lemonade?
when I used to drink it's what I would use too because it still tastes good when drunk. I'm a weird drunk, the more drunk I get the more I can taste the alcohol.
I have 4 dollar wine and it's staining my mouth purple.
Owl is bae.
I has alcohol.
Yeah, it's different for me because I use to just slam my drinks.
Nice to take time to enjoy them.
What's the word? Thunderbird!
How's it sold? Good and cold!
Yes, but also is the lemonade made with hard water?
that sounds terrible
your damn straight, incineroar is amazing
I prefer litten but owl is fine
I also like to enjoy them slowly, not a big fan of shots.
Getting fired isn't you leaving it's you being forced out.
To be fair it's Yellow Tail that was on sale, so I guess I false advertised.
Come to Iowa and maybe.
I'm a Chicago area twig I don't think I'd be to your tastes lol
I love me some wetherby porn but damn whoever commissioned this has a shit inverse yellow leopard thing
there are a few dark ones that I like though.
is this one of them social gay threads
for now you could get a body pillow until you get a bara to snuggle up to.
oh dear god, I have tasted yellow tail and it is fucking awful.
I simply need cuddles.
Type preferences be damned.
Chap got me one.
then why not wait to drink till your not broke?
oh nice, does it have any kind of character on it or no?
I feel like that may be too many
Umm....budding alcoholism/mild depression/boredom?
It's okay I'm the one who occasionally bitches about being unemployed but I have the coding bootcamp starting in February so things should be better then. I'll have something to do besides hate retail.
I'm soft enough to be one.
It's 9.5 exactly.
The main character.
well that's good, only a few more days but yea. I mean you could just get shit beer instead, at least that will last you longer.
how does he have half a body pillow? Did he cut one in half or is it just a normal pillow?
oh nice, well at least you have that.
The shit wine helps me sleep though
yeah thats what I said what you gon do about it.
Sometimes I feel like it's "wasted" since it's too good without the help of colors and computer fix-ups.
But i'm going to want to grab the bigger slut by the pussy first
that was a very sensual photo i posted >:U
oh, well I guess that works.
well it might be less expensive than sleep aid, the stuff I have is 30 pills for 10 bucks.
Cheetahs are objectively the most homosexual animal on earth
You didn't answer my question. Do you have any books of poetry in your house, Snuggles?
mine don't, they are all natural too.
well that is a very weird way to do it but hey it's his life.
well I'm off to bed, night all.
yes...yes they are
...nothing for now...just you wait
it's the only thing that gets me off now
It's like that Jon Bon Jovi song.
leopard, not a cheetah
has it though?
They're making the frogs gay wem, I can't wait forever.
CARAMELLDANSEN OMFG YOU JUST PUT ME IN A PTSD EPISODE
DANSA MED OSS
KLAPPA ERA HÄNDER
GÖR SOM VI GÖR
TA NÅGRA STEG ÅT VÄNSTER
LYSSNA OCH LÄR
MISSA INTE CHANSEN
NU ÄR VI HÄR MED
OO OO OA OA
OO OO OA OA AA
OO OO OA OA
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what frogs? what are they doing to those cute frogs?
i broke you!
oh shit nigger what will we do?
it's ok you drunken fool
you fucking mad swedes.....
Well I'm going to jack off and then sleep, goodnight all and thanks for the porn.
yeah but HES RIGHT
HES LITERALLY BACKED BY SCIENCE
>chemical castration, literal feminization of male frogs and decreased fertility and testosterone in other species
SECOND MOST COMMON US PESTICIDE
I haven't playhed Pokemon Moon I'm waiting for the Switch version
that shits wack yo. all our frogs will die now :C
my dreams will be filled with the sorrow of the frogs.
must bed. later duder
i can't D:
wish I could quit
wish I could quit
drunk again like a git
fuck it all what the shit
suck my dick
suck my dick
eat my shit
eat my shit
drunk again I don't fuck
drunk again she won't suck
on my pee pee
my widdle lil pee
put it in your teepee
make it go wee wee
squueze em sneaze on em
swap em wid my dik
my teeni lil dick
eat my shit
eat my shit
fuck you gits
eat my shit
eat my shit
suck my tits
jello got fucked
by his dad
sing this song like
sing this song
with shit melodies
I fucking hate working nights.
Nobody's awake when I get home.
What's the most amount of dicks you've had inside you aat once
Both. My wife is usually KO'd by 10:00
I live in Arizona, and although our primary demographic probably wouldn't care for it over the music we already play, I doubt they'd give two shits if country were on. Most of the locals grew up with it.
I don't want to get fired. I have to eat sometimes.
I had some tequila but I gave up and made coffee
Well I expected a drunk Squash, but evidently I'm too late for that too.
Is it immature to have anonymous sex with a lot of people?
I would say there are mature ways to go about it, but I mean more about caring and reacting to people's opinions of me.
I have been working to make up for treating some people badly, but my end goal is not really to be liked. I don't really care about that.
Yeah, that's the spirit. What people think about you doesn't mean shit. It's what you think of yourself.
Evening Luc, you do you damn exercises today?
That's not to say some peoples opinions still mean something to me.
Mostly my friends and who I look up to.
More I don't care about the general opinion of me.
Sell much games?
Still have a SNES for sale.
Ever get a list of N64 games for me?
That's fine, ultimately though, you'll probably let those people you do care about down. It's just gonna happen, people aren't able to meet expectations all the time no matter how much they want to. Which is why I don't care about what people think of me. I still have friends and family I care about, but I don't care if they're disappointed or not.
Yeah but I don't have any of the ones you're looking for.
Do you think the Nes mini has impacted your sales at all?
I have done ok so far.
People don't expect much of me, and I have only been going up in the last few months.
How can that be? I am looking for literally every game for the N64. That list was what I had. So anything not on the list is what I want.
Probably not considering Nintendo always undershoots production.
I'm sure the 20 people who got one will love it.
No because Nintendo is pulling their shit and not stocking stores.
Ah alright then. I might have some you are looking for.
literally just experienced the spectator equivalent of a ruined orgasm
It's strange that Korea has a statute of limitations on murder. If they were to catch the person(s) responsible for the Hwaseong serial murders they would be unable to even file charges.
People shouldn't expect things from anybody, but that's a different matter entirely. So long as you're happy or something.
Sup homo buns.
I miught get one and hack it for inserting more roms on it.
Prolly on't play it though :(
hmm well not sure if their switch is going to be any good if the new zelda is releaseing on Wii as well.
More often than not I am quite happy with my life, and myself.
I have reached an equilibrium.
Has it been jail broken yet?
now gib kiss
Its for the Switch.
Course it's been a few months sense I've seen anything N64 related.
I did get a rather hot lead on a couple that buy, sell, and trade and are willing to give me some good deals.
They had some empty N64 boxes with manuals but I had to pass on them just because I didn't have copies of games to put in them.
Well i think this is the weirdest thing ive ever read here.
Probably the killer is dead. Serial murderers don't stop killing unless they're arrested or die.
Well that's good.
Shame. I am just getting reproduction plastic shell cases for my copies.
I do not care.
genesis 4 grand finals
literally the entire top 8 leading up to it was amazing then armada just gave mango the fucking dick in grands it was awful
he could've gotten bored.
Has it been mailed?
I tingle in anticipation.
Yeah i read a article that it has been, but that's the extent of my searching for it.
Says here both.
Evening Snarf, you do your (any) damn exercises today?
Its your ol' pal chaplain.
WHERE HAVE YOU BEAN, you missed drunk me last night and nobody was on to whine at!
If I had the room I'd get those. Pretty much everywhere in my room is just games.
I think I counted them once, I had over like 600 at the time.
No one is going to get the Wii U version, except maybe me.
>nintendo doing the "release zelda on next gen and previous gen console at the same time" meme again
yup go ahead and cut your sales off at the kneecaps
And like that you've lost me.
I cannot bring myself to care about esports.
I am around. You are always free to call me. You know this.
I was drinking today as well.
Life is good. I live alone with my cats now.
Damn. I have much room. Mainly because I own so little in my life.
it's like if you read a really suspenseful, tense book and then at the end every single main character just got killed off with no drama or anything they just fucking bit that shit
Serial killers don't stop killing and once they hit on the kind of killing that fulfills the need they have in the act they rarely, if ever, change it.
No, but probably tomorrow.
My rump still hurts from ramming dildos into it yesterday, lvl 48 on OverWatch so I've gotten most of the skins I want; 15 more hrs tell more loot box earning besides lvling, MGS PW has been bs with tanks and type 2s of the AIs, and I'm going insane. Thinking of gand theft autoing a car and fleeing to mexico and keep heading south tell i can go east land. Might aim to visit Aust. Say hi, and bouce to Asia and help build. Maybe try to join the European Group against Isis. Saw a documentary on nextflix about em.
I forget that I have a phone that does more than text my boss.
You make such an arrangement sound so solemn, or mayhaps I am projecting.
What kind are they?
I miss my cat, when I move out I'm going to adopt another one.
Oh. I did not even see you were here.
How entirely coincidental.
I just got a PS4.
Invest in boxes and shelves.
They are a stray and a house cat.
I enjoy the solitude. It is calming.
Just be sure you are able to support a cat.
Why would people buy a new console just to play the new zelda, which to me is the only reason to get the new console?
It's a terrible move on Nintendo to promote sales of their new console.
They maybe thinking that they will get more games sales.. but they must forget the power of nagging kids.
What do you see Squash?
Wow cool that you have the cash to do all that with.
Struggling with putting millions of dollers of mechanical equipment in a plantroom that's too smal in a way that you can service it legally and safetly.
Oh sweet! Hows that going for you?
If I go on like this someone will have to
Its either you or go live in Dallas' garage, or hitchhike to argentina and be murdered en route via cartels
Youre too good for this earth and this sinner
Helps with the back. Though the winter weather hasn't been helping.
I already have a femboy.
Snarf is willing to give buttholes kisses if they are cute. And clean.
That's true, maybe they just want best selling game of 2017 title.
Tell me of these things. do they shoot cum?
If it helps it must be a good thing. Hopefully the strengthening will continue and you'll hardly notice in the comming months.
Since the switch is just the wii u's gimmick but slightly more so I have vanishingly little faith in its ability to perform. Especially since they're doing the cross platform game launch for zelda. Like, the only reason they got away with that shit for the original wii is because the gimmick was a killer app all of its own among the videogame illiterate.
Honestly that would explain the decision better than anything else I've heard.
The +500 is upgradeable, need to see how much it goes up each level.
Post proof in the next thread.
I have weighed myself, so no idea the effect outside of helping stretch the lower back muscles.
Go submerge in it and report back pls.
Well they would be in a good position to do so considering they will release soon.
Hope they do well as they've been bleeding for awhile.
As long as you don't slouch while walking it will help you.
I will, if all else fails. I could ise the change in my life
Being stuck at home with family is really the major cause of all of my mental bullshit now that i think about it, outside of being abandoned