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GUESS WHO HAS BEEN DRINKING

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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GUESS WHO HAS BEEN DRINKING
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wew
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>>719963635
You?
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>>719963806
Si
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>>719963803
Ay lemme get a swallow of that
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whatcha drinking?
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>>719963888
of wut
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This Gfur, or box?
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>>719964034
Idk I just love that line
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>>719964061
Avatar,.
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>>719964088
dork~
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>>719963635
Is it me?
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>>719964222
.//.
I'll get a swallow of you~
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>>719964302
Is me.
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>>719964144
Gfur really needs to get it's shit together.
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>>719964321
I am too large to swallow though.
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>>719964395
Oh. That would make more sense cause I don't remember drinking tonight.
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>>719964429
Hardly.
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>>719963635
plz no hurt owl
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>>719963635
That homo nobody likes?
ie: you?
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>>719964494
Well there's different interpretations of that ;3
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>>719964536
I had a handful of drinks.
Not wasted, but buzzed.
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>>719964649
Wow that was a pretty sick burn
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>>719964763
Which drinks?
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>>719963207
its my favorite kind tbh
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>>719964910
Hard lemonade.
I don't have hard liquor on me.
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>>719963635
please no hurt rowlett, eat the stupid shit seal instead.
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>>719965006
Is it made with hard water? Is that why it's hard lemonade?
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>>719965006
when I used to drink it's what I would use too because it still tastes good when drunk. I'm a weird drunk, the more drunk I get the more I can taste the alcohol.
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>>719963471
They would be sad if I left.
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I have 4 dollar wine and it's staining my mouth purple.
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>>719965117
The cat is better anyway.
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>>719965117
Owl is bae.

>>719965120
I has alcohol.

>>719965236
Yeah, it's different for me because I use to just slam my drinks.
Nice to take time to enjoy them.
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>>719963635

Trump. Obama? Me? Probably my dad. I dunno.
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What's the word? Thunderbird!
How's it sold? Good and cold!

>>719965377
Yes, but also is the lemonade made with hard water?
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>>719965340
that sounds terrible
>>719965364
your damn straight, incineroar is amazing
>>719965377
I prefer litten but owl is fine

I also like to enjoy them slowly, not a big fan of shots.
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>>719965507
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>>719965266
Getting fired isn't you leaving it's you being forced out.
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Guess who also has been drinking?
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>>719965555
I'm not sure.

>>719965616
>TFW no bara to snuggle up to
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>>719965616
To be fair it's Yellow Tail that was on sale, so I guess I false advertised.
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>>719965729
Um snuggle this?
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>>719965789
Come to Iowa and maybe.
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>>719965855
I'm a Chicago area twig I don't think I'd be to your tastes lol
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>>719965729
Oh, well that sucks.
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>>719965669
But that would they would have to actually do work themselves if they fired me.
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>>719965906
I love me some wetherby porn but damn whoever commissioned this has a shit inverse yellow leopard thing
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>>719964761
lewd

>>719964985
there are a few dark ones that I like though.

>>719965340
pics
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is this one of them social gay threads
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>>719965729
for now you could get a body pillow until you get a bara to snuggle up to.
>>719965741
oh dear god, I have tasted yellow tail and it is fucking awful.
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>>719966082
I'm broke ok
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>>719965947
I simply need cuddles.
Type preferences be damned.

>>719966082
Chap got me one.
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>>719966082
He has over 9 body pillows.
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>>719965947
He's a slut, he don't care.
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>>719966227
you're a body pillow
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I am much less of a slut anymore.
It does not do it for me anymore.
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>>719966138
then why not wait to drink till your not broke?
>>719966141
oh nice, does it have any kind of character on it or no?
>>719966227
I feel like that may be too many
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>>719966389
I think that's good
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>>719966067
Gib it big boy ;o
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>>719966399
Umm....budding alcoholism/mild depression/boredom?

It's okay I'm the one who occasionally bitches about being unemployed but I have the coding bootcamp starting in February so things should be better then. I'll have something to do besides hate retail.
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>>719966312
I'm soft enough to be one.

>>719966399
It's 9.5 exactly.
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>>719966399
This guy.
The main character.
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>>719966477
k~
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>>719966630
Gobblegobblegobblegobblegobblegobblegobblegobblegobblegobble
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>>719966835
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>>719966539
well that's good, only a few more days but yea. I mean you could just get shit beer instead, at least that will last you longer.
>>719966553
how does he have half a body pillow? Did he cut one in half or is it just a normal pillow?
>>719966565
oh nice, well at least you have that.
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>>719966630
that isnt even a cute cat.
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>>719966981
It's two throw pillows.
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>>719966902
That artstyle makes me nervous
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>>719967021
says you
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>>719966887
You always have to ruin the lewd mood :P But I like you anyways
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>>719966981

The shit wine helps me sleep though
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>>719966389
Being less a slut doesn't mean not a slut.
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>>719967121
yeah thats what I said what you gon do about it.
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>>719967099

Sometimes I feel like it's "wasted" since it's too good without the help of colors and computer fix-ups.
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>>719967216
Considering I have not had sex in months I can be pretty sure I'm not a slut.

At most I am just a flirt now.
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>>719967216
But i'm going to want to grab the bigger slut by the pussy first
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>>719967173
that was a very sensual photo i posted >:U

>>719967256
n-nothing...
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>>719967091
oh, well I guess that works.
>>719967210
well it might be less expensive than sleep aid, the stuff I have is 30 pills for 10 bucks.
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>>719967308
Cheetahs are objectively the most homosexual animal on earth
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>>719967415
Good

or maybe bad.
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oh god i love alcohol
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>>719967503
The cheap sleeping pills knock you on your ass though for a long time, the wine just kinda gets me going and then it's done with.
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>>719967503
He stapled them together.
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>>719967415
I-I'm sorry, I didn't know blood turns you on ;~~~~~~~;
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>>719967310
You'll always be a slut to me.
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>>719967596
You didn't answer my question. Do you have any books of poetry in your house, Snuggles?
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>>719967625
mine don't, they are all natural too.
>>719967636
well that is a very weird way to do it but hey it's his life.


well I'm off to bed, night all.
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>>719967388
That woukd be Matty, I think.
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>>719967590
yes...yes they are

>>719967593
...nothing for now...just you wait

>>719967667
it's the only thing that gets me off now
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>>719967590
>>719967308

The cheetah in back has this almost confused "is it in?" look on his face
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>>719967707
Your views don't really concern me to be honest.
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>>719967838
>USB tail

Science has gone too far
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>>719967791
It's like that Jon Bon Jovi song.
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>>719963635
My dad, and boy do I have proof. It's written all over my face. I'm just so giddy to share it with everyone.
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>>719967860
leopard, not a cheetah

>>719967948
has it though?
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>>719967838
They're making the frogs gay wem, I can't wait forever.
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>>719967838
CARAMELLDANSEN OMFG YOU JUST PUT ME IN A PTSD EPISODE
DANSA MED OSS
KLAPPA ERA HÄNDER
GÖR SOM VI GÖR
TA NÅGRA STEG ÅT VÄNSTER
LYSSNA OCH LÄR
MISSA INTE CHANSEN
NU ÄR VI HÄR MED
CARAMELLDANSEN
OO OO OA OA
OO OO OA OA AA
OO OO OA OA
OO OO OA OA AA
>>
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Can anyone post that picture with a bulky older dog in the middle of a blowbang and maybe tell me the source too? Thanks
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>>719968027
>has it though?

Yeah
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>>719968063
what frogs? what are they doing to those cute frogs?

>>719968139
i broke you!
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>>719968204
oh. OH NO
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>>719968253
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUEy55r49fY
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>>719968027
Fuck I'm drunk whoops.
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>>719968253
OOA HELA NATTEN
OOA HELA DAN
OOA HELA NATTEN
SKRÄMMER SLAG PÅ HALVA STAN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWByXDB0IKw
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>>719968371
wut
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>>719968466
AOO
AOO, AOO, AOO
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>>719968311
oh shit nigger what will we do?

>>719968344
it's ok you drunken fool

>>719968371
you fucking mad swedes.....
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Well I'm going to jack off and then sleep, goodnight all and thanks for the porn.
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>>719968638
yeah but HES RIGHT
HES LITERALLY BACKED BY SCIENCE
>chemical castration, literal feminization of male frogs and decreased fertility and testosterone in other species
SECOND MOST COMMON US PESTICIDE
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2842049/
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I haven't playhed Pokemon Moon I'm waiting for the Switch version
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>>719968638
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCP8LGLtBko
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>Squash
>not caring about what others think
That's a good one.
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>>719968679
peace

>>719968734
that shits wack yo. all our frogs will die now :C
my dreams will be filled with the sorrow of the frogs.
must bed. later duder
>>719968785
i can't D:
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>>719969043
night faggo
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>>719969043
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGZML79D_LE&index=59&list=LLcIfOaMe5AKYj2Y_x80Zg3A
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>>719968638
I'm not drunk.
>>
wish I could quit
wish I could quit
drunk again like a git
fuck it all what the shit
another day
same shit
same shit
another day
fuck it
fuck it
suck my dick
suck my dick
eat my shit
eat my shit

drunk again I don't fuck
drunk again she won't suck
on my pee pee
my widdle lil pee
put it in your teepee
make it go wee wee

drunk again
fuckin tits
squueze em sneaze on em
swap em wid my dik
my dik
my dik
my teeni lil dick

eat my shit
eat my shit
drunk again
fuck you gits

eat my shit
eat my shit
drunk again
suck my tits

jello biagra
is afag
jello got fucked
by his dad
sing this song like
dead kennedies
sing this song
with shit melodies
>>
YOU'VE COME SO FAR FROM INNOCENCE
PROVIDED ALL THE CONSEQUENCE
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This should be fun.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGYE77y4qY4

I thought the day I met
you were meek as a lamb
just the kind to meet my dreams and plans
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I fucking hate working nights.
Nobody's awake when I get home.
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What's the most amount of dicks you've had inside you aat once
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>>719970823
Here or at home?
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>>719970872
One.
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>>719970917
phyisically

im not interested in your psychic penis fetish
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>>719963831
Sorry sir I don't speak burrito
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>>719970917
Both. My wife is usually KO'd by 10:00

>>719970872
Two.
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>>719970823
just get drunk and get fired I've always found that to solve the work problems
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>>719971040
It's my job to drink at work.
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>>719971139
blast country music at the same time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dj7ahuCHGbM

for some reason people hate country I don't know what is wrong
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>>719971250
I live in Arizona, and although our primary demographic probably wouldn't care for it over the music we already play, I doubt they'd give two shits if country were on. Most of the locals grew up with it.

I don't want to get fired. I have to eat sometimes.
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>>719970507
What's fun, Drunky?
>>
>>719971360
no it's better trust me
you might hit rock bottom and not fully kill yourself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnEMOQTh27s
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I had some tequila but I gave up and made coffee
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>>719971683
Well I expected a drunk Squash, but evidently I'm too late for that too.

>>719971722
O..kay.
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>>719971892
Yeah. He died.
>>
>>719971892
don't make me beat the reddit out of you
I'll slap the black off you cunt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QxGFj-kVZs
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>>719971994
Too lazy to look, he just go to bed?
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>>719972222
Mistah Kurtz--he dead
>>
can you play guitar like this?
didn't think so

if I had LSD it would be time to take it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7zamXlVROY

my life has AIDS right now
so gay
>>
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zxc20saM8DA
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I'll be back in the morning.
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>>719972618
Boo!
>>
>>719972618
quitter
>>
>>719972618
die in a fire
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>>719972592
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugNW8Q_OOv8
>>
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One
>>
>>719973610
two
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>>719968993
I would rather just focus on other things.
I acted immaturely the last few years so I am attempting to be more than I was.
>>
>>
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>>719973949
Is it immature to have anonymous sex with a lot of people?
>>
>>
>>719974119
I would say there are mature ways to go about it, but I mean more about caring and reacting to people's opinions of me.

I have been working to make up for treating some people badly, but my end goal is not really to be liked. I don't really care about that.
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>>719974258
Yeah, that's the spirit. What people think about you doesn't mean shit. It's what you think of yourself.
>>
>>719974146
Evening Luc, you do you damn exercises today?
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>>719974419
Naw
>>
>>719974374
That's not to say some peoples opinions still mean something to me.
Mostly my friends and who I look up to.

More I don't care about the general opinion of me.
>>
>>719974524
Sell much games?
>>
disgusting furries
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>>719974626
Not really

Still have a SNES for sale.
>>
>>719963635
an emotionally disturbed attention-whore >
>>
>>719974733
Ever get a list of N64 games for me?
>>
>>719974723
we're gonna rape you
>>
>>719974831
ayy lmao
>>
>>719974548
That's fine, ultimately though, you'll probably let those people you do care about down. It's just gonna happen, people aren't able to meet expectations all the time no matter how much they want to. Which is why I don't care about what people think of me. I still have friends and family I care about, but I don't care if they're disappointed or not.
>>
>>719974849
Yeah but I don't have any of the ones you're looking for.
>>
>>719967993
I'd probably end up a drunk piece of shit too if my kid turned out to be a fur-faggot.
>>
>>719974733
Do you think the Nes mini has impacted your sales at all?
>>
>>719974881
I have done ok so far.
People don't expect much of me, and I have only been going up in the last few months.

>>719974887
NANI!?!
How can that be? I am looking for literally every game for the N64. That list was what I had. So anything not on the list is what I want.
>>
Hoi
>>
>>719974970
Probably not considering Nintendo always undershoots production.
I'm sure the 20 people who got one will love it.
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>>719974970
No because Nintendo is pulling their shit and not stocking stores.

>>719975012
Ah alright then. I might have some you are looking for.
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literally just experienced the spectator equivalent of a ruined orgasm
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It's strange that Korea has a statute of limitations on murder. If they were to catch the person(s) responsible for the Hwaseong serial murders they would be unable to even file charges.

>>719975012
People shouldn't expect things from anybody, but that's a different matter entirely. So long as you're happy or something.
>>
>>719963635
Most of /b/ who's not high.
>>
>>719975078
Excitement!
>>
>>719975031
Sup homo buns.
>>719975061
I miught get one and hack it for inserting more roms on it.
Prolly on't play it though :(
>>719975078
hmm well not sure if their switch is going to be any good if the new zelda is releaseing on Wii as well.
>>
>>719975136
More often than not I am quite happy with my life, and myself.

I have reached an equilibrium.

>>719975214
Has it been jail broken yet?
>>
>>719975136
I wonder what the killer thought when the 15 year mark passed on the last one

assuming he's alive
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>>719973949
Good for you.
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Squish
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>>719975353
now gib kiss
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>>719975214
Its for the Switch.

>>719975194
Course it's been a few months sense I've seen anything N64 related.

I did get a rather hot lead on a couple that buy, sell, and trade and are willing to give me some good deals.

They had some empty N64 boxes with manuals but I had to pass on them just because I didn't have copies of games to put in them.
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>>719974970
Hey Tiger.

>>719975031
Hunnibuns!
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I like this image

>>719975353
and this one
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>>719975107
Well i think this is the weirdest thing ive ever read here.
>>
>>719975390
Hunnibuns is watching.
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>>719975275
Probably the killer is dead. Serial murderers don't stop killing unless they're arrested or die.

>>719975249
Well that's good.
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>>719975377
Anon.

>>719975391
Shame. I am just getting reproduction plastic shell cases for my copies.

>>719975461
I do not care.
Give anyway.
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>>719975456
genesis 4 grand finals

literally the entire top 8 leading up to it was amazing then armada just gave mango the fucking dick in grands it was awful

>>719975475
he could've gotten bored.
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>>719975475
Has it been mailed?
I tingle in anticipation.
>>
>>719975249
Yeah i read a article that it has been, but that's the extent of my searching for it.
>>719975391
Says here both.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Legend_of_Zelda:_Breath_of_the_Wild
>>719975407
Evening Snarf, you do your (any) damn exercises today?
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>>719975494
Its your ol' pal chaplain.
WHERE HAVE YOU BEAN, you missed drunk me last night and nobody was on to whine at!
How's life?
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>>719975494
If I had the room I'd get those. Pretty much everywhere in my room is just games.

I think I counted them once, I had over like 600 at the time.

>>719975576
No one is going to get the Wii U version, except maybe me.
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>>719975576
>nintendo doing the "release zelda on next gen and previous gen console at the same time" meme again
yup go ahead and cut your sales off at the kneecaps
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>>719975529
And like that you've lost me.
I cannot bring myself to care about esports.
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>>719975529
melee sucks
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>>719975576
I see.

>>719975612
I am around. You are always free to call me. You know this.
I was drinking today as well.

Life is good. I live alone with my cats now.

>>719975657
Damn. I have much room. Mainly because I own so little in my life.
>>
>>719975674
it's like if you read a really suspenseful, tense book and then at the end every single main character just got killed off with no drama or anything they just fucking bit that shit

>>719975697
blow me
>>
>>719975529
Serial killers don't stop killing and once they hit on the kind of killing that fulfills the need they have in the act they rarely, if ever, change it.

>>719975531
No, but probably tomorrow.
>>
subby sit your boipussy on my tongue
>>
>>719975214
My rump still hurts from ramming dildos into it yesterday, lvl 48 on OverWatch so I've gotten most of the skins I want; 15 more hrs tell more loot box earning besides lvling, MGS PW has been bs with tanks and type 2s of the AIs, and I'm going insane. Thinking of gand theft autoing a car and fleeing to mexico and keep heading south tell i can go east land. Might aim to visit Aust. Say hi, and bouce to Asia and help build. Maybe try to join the European Group against Isis. Saw a documentary on nextflix about em.

You?

>>719975353
Homo
Gib cuddles
>>719975407

>Kattenisafagt.jpg
>>
Brawl is more mechanically suitable for competitive Smash.

>>719975785
Excite.
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>>719975494
>>
>>719975787
fine but I'm gonna be grumpy about it

>>719975812
squishles if you wanted my attention you can just say hi
>>
>>719975749
You're not cute enough to blow
>>
>>719975722
Yeah, I need some sort of storage solution.

Also need to pick up another PS3. Fucking sucks mine broke and I lost all my saves.
>>
>>719975812
So, don't be alarmed. I may have misplaced it. I'll definitely find it though.
>>
punch my teeth out and rape my boy cunty
>>
>>719975722
I forget that I have a phone that does more than text my boss.
You make such an arrangement sound so solemn, or mayhaps I am projecting.
What kind are they?
I miss my cat, when I move out I'm going to adopt another one.
>>
>>719975886
hot

>>719975872
I'm basically the cutest thing that's ever lived
>>
>>719975857
good enuff for me`
>>
>>719975886
what build should I play next PoE league?
>>
>>719975929
I'm an expert and you're definitely not cute.
>>
>>719975851
:(

>>719975857
Oh. I did not even see you were here.
How entirely coincidental.

>>719975881
I just got a PS4.

Invest in boxes and shelves.

>>719975884
*Is alarmed*

>>719975899
They are a stray and a house cat.
I enjoy the solitude. It is calming.
Just be sure you are able to support a cat.
>>
>>719975962
after genesis I'm not getting hard for a week lmao

>>719976007
:^)

>>719976002
let's see your credentials
>>
>>719975576
I've been walking 2 miles 4-5 times a week for months now.

>>719975796
I forgot to mention, I got a gem in D3 that gives +500 exp per monster kill.
>>
>>719976007
I said not to be alarmed!
>>
>>719976033
Nice
>>
>>719974856
I could kill any furry with my bear hands
no contest
I would heem you brah
>>
>>719976029
I invented those cat underwear
>>
>>719976007
I'm fat. All I've got is candy.
>>
>>719975657
Why would people buy a new console just to play the new zelda, which to me is the only reason to get the new console?
It's a terrible move on Nintendo to promote sales of their new console.
>>719975665
They maybe thinking that they will get more games sales.. but they must forget the power of nagging kids.
>>719975722
What do you see Squash?
>>719975796
Wow cool that you have the cash to do all that with.
Struggling with putting millions of dollers of mechanical equipment in a plantroom that's too smal in a way that you can service it legally and safetly.
>>719976033
Oh sweet! Hows that going for you?
>>
I should go to a place, order a really expensive thing, and then try to pay the tab in chocolate gold coins.
>>
>>719976088
Want to rub our bellies together and pretend we're femboys?
>>
>>719976007
Unknown breeds are fun.
If i can support individual housing and feed myself, whats a cat to add?
Its just another fliht of fancy anyhow.
>>
>>719976087
gonna need to see a copy of the patent

>>719976117
game sales don't matter when you're discontinuing the platform and you need an install base for its successor.
>>
>>719976061
*Is even more so*

>>719976088
I do like candy.
This shall suffice. For now.

>>719976117
Things?

>>719976139
~30 a month.
I would adopt you if I could.
>>
>>719976214
Stop it!
>>
Nintendo has strong launches, but pitiful follow ups most times. The end and beginning are the only real exciting parts of their shit.
>>
>>719976214
If I go on like this someone will have to
Its either you or go live in Dallas' garage, or hitchhike to argentina and be murdered en route via cartels
Youre too good for this earth and this sinner
>>
>>719976287
*Rattles in large amounts of alarm*
>>
>>719976302
I'll pay $360 to play Splatoon 2
>>
>>719976345
I have a spare room I never use.
You are free to it as you need.
>>
>>719976302
are you talking strong from a business plan perspective or an "I like the shit they did here but not there" perspective
>>
>>719976370
I paid 60 for the first one and never played it.
Snuffles now has it.

>>719976398
Like put your best foot first kind of shit.
>>
>>719976348
I will swat you if you don't stop. Right on the head. With a newspaper. Not even a rolled up one.
>>
>>719976117
Helps with the back. Though the winter weather hasn't been helping.

>>719976138
I already have a femboy.

>>719976214
Snarf is willing to give buttholes kisses if they are cute. And clean.
>>
>>719976385
Storing coke and fucking hookers
Gotcha

SOMEONE MAKE A THREAD
>>
>>719976466
right, I seem to remember the wii u performing pretty terribly on launch though.
>>
>>719976469
*Boofs in fear*

>>719976480
I have a cute and clean butt.

>>719976495
Please keep it in mind.

>>719976513
To be fair nobody seemed keen on the gimmick.
>>
>>719976171
That's true, maybe they just want best selling game of 2017 title.
>>719976214
Tell me of these things. do they shoot cum?
>>719976480
If it helps it must be a good thing. Hopefully the strengthening will continue and you'll hardly notice in the comming months.
>>
>>719976585
Boofs?
>>
>>719976590
Gallons.
>>
>>719976585
Since the switch is just the wii u's gimmick but slightly more so I have vanishingly little faith in its ability to perform. Especially since they're doing the cross platform game launch for zelda. Like, the only reason they got away with that shit for the original wii is because the gimmick was a killer app all of its own among the videogame illiterate.

>>719976590
Honestly that would explain the decision better than anything else I've heard.
>>
>>719976674
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5H3044RiYQ
>>
>>719976714
I think the mobility we expected with the WiiU will help, but the controller is a joke in general.
>>
>>719976773
it's like they're trying to entrench their own meme status at this point.
>>
>>719976717
I don't know what I'm looking at.
>>
Do you aim at the belly face or chest
>>
>>719976803
I would bet money that Sony tries to follow it in some capacity.

>>719976858
Boofs are what dogs do before barks.
>>
>>719976880
Chest or stomach. Really just the torso region in general. Center mass.
>>
>>719976079
The +500 is upgradeable, need to see how much it goes up each level.

>>719976585
Post proof in the next thread.

>>719976590
I have weighed myself, so no idea the effect outside of helping stretch the lower back muscles.
>>
>>719976897
did sony try to ape the wii u at any point
>>
>>719976922
I will be leaving once a new thread is made and people go there.
>>
>>719976679
Go submerge in it and report back pls.
>>719976714
Well they would be in a good position to do so considering they will release soon.
Hope they do well as they've been bleeding for awhile.
>>719976922
As long as you don't slouch while walking it will help you.
>>
>>719976897
I don't recall my dog ever doing that.
>>
>>719976935
I would consider the touch pad on the center of the controller to be an attempt but in a much smaller way.

>>719976994
Some don't.
>>
>>719977030
Is it a large breed thing? Because Sam was a Yorkie.
>>
I am taking my leave.

>>719977090
It seems to be.
>>
>>719976982
I couldn't care less if nintendo went under and it would be karma at this point for approaching a decade of abysmal decisions. We'll see.

>>719977030
pft
why even bother
>>
>>719976585
I will, if all else fails. I could ise the change in my life
Being stuck at home with family is really the major cause of all of my mental bullshit now that i think about it, outside of being abandoned
>>
>>719977127
Oh, well that may explain it.
>>
>>719976961
Then no kisses for you.
>>
eh, last ditch effort...
>>719977545
>>
>>719964034
the bleach
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