well, that last thread was getting fun, never thought I'd riff on images of the dead~
what's everybody drinkin' tonite?
What am I drinking, you might not have asked?
"Do you know the riddle of steel?"
Every time I see you in my Catalog, you fat, unkempt, disgusting excuse of a "man", I want to reach through the monitor and shoot you. As in, murder you with a fucking pistol.
You are everything wrong with humanity. You are an affront to everything humans strive for. You are a disgrace to those who pushed themselves mentally, physically and emotionally beyond what they thought was possible, to achieve heights never before reached in their chosen endeavour.
I hate you. I literally hate you. Why don't you fucking kill yourself?
I get the feeling you're not looking for an answer here, are you?
you never did show me your bathtub
tonight I'm drinking the niggers drug if choice, lean!
nathtub, my man! I went to photo the bathroom, roommates in there, I'll see about getting a photo in a bit.
Uh, one forty deep, got three more.
well, two more forties and two tallboys, one of which will make me sick.
THAT drunk is the plan~
took the pic, lemme get my phone plugged in here
oho, tabasco bloody marys! Good man~
Hiya! guess the game's some kinda apartment mogul simulator?
Works every tiiime..
why do i feel like i know you.
have you been to a-kon in dallas at the hilton hotel??
that is one hell of a racist anthem there, tell you what.
and let's face it, who's had a lot of that?
I prefer cold music with cold beer
yes sir! usually go in the getup here, along with a bathrobe, a cane and some kinda covert booze.
Lost the cane last year at a fuckin' TGI Fridays.
Ahhhh nickel your online bro. As usual mix man reporting in. Caught me off guard lets see what I have for ya.
How are you doing this evening. Everything is chilly cool on this end of the screen.
The mythical maximum overbeer.. I'd only ever heard stories.
Mixman, how are ya~! Glad I got my ears on.
Life is good, weather is maddeningly unpredictable, and like I said up top, first thread got flooded with gore so I just cracked jokes at the images until we were 404'd
Oh, Nathtub, here's my bathroom.
Can you mix that stuff up in my asshole?
You have a very respectable bathroom nickel! More than I can say about some of these other hacks on here.
Sorry you gettin hit with gore lol. you know you got a friend over here man.
Nickle! Your xmas eve friendo here. Hope you're doing amazing. Tonight, vodka + lemon soda. Made them strong as fuck
obligatory tune tax
I got so drunk I lost my glasses.
Can you help me find them while still feeding me attention please
I can't check anywhere.
My eyes don't open
this audio diarrhea really annoys me. thanks fuckface.
My man nickel has a fine taste in body wash I see
Drink on buddy
My lean is about to kick in
wish ne luck
go home, balkie, yer drunk!
Oh man, those're PERFECT! I was listening to Perturbator's I am the Night, came up with a whole cyberpunk setting for a detective story called Driver City
thanks! I try to keep it nice in the place.. and haters are expected, best to have fun with 'em
Well paid! that is a tasty drink, buddy. CHEERS!
I wish I got as much banana as the ylyl though.
I'll have to settle for the 2 bananas I'll be taking from my boat buddies later
..well then, don't play it?
I'm actually pretty crap at smoking weed, but I know I'ma get there some year when booze starts really killing me
I don't think we are! have a look around, brother~
The NERVE of that guy!
Lean well, Bigger!
Would you suck a log of shit out of Andy Sixx's ass?
I actually call him Bunta, he's a christmas present from my old roommate. Great for drinkin'!
that guy again!
I would suck a log of shit out of ANYTHING!
I miss my cat..
and I'd do my best to appreciate the puff, buddy
Here is my cat by the way
now that's smooth~
Oohh, seeing any green fairies?
certainly looks like a grumpy thing, what's their name?
tophat! you need to smoke a sativa/indica hyrbid. Not as stimulating as a sativa while not fucking getting you too high to move off the couch. OG kush comes to mind. basically you are high but nobody in the room would know unless you told them
What's your favorite Nirvana song?
I've probably tried 5 or 6 different makes of absinthe, but don't actually think any of them were ACTUAL absinthe. Never tripped or anything. Just got drunk and hungover as fuck the next day
What's the brand i should look for to actually hallucinate the little green men?
Most I've ever been high was off my friend Face's vaporizer about 6 years ago.. kept puffing cuz I smoke cigs usually. About a half hour in, I'm like "Whoa.. whoa! hey hey! whoa! dude! hey!" it kicks in.. and keeps going.
Later, I had like, 15 seconds of awareness:what I was just doing, what I AM doing, and somehow, what I was about to do.. didn't wear off 'til almost midnite
..went across the street, bought beers and a shitload of snacks~
sleep well, Mixman!
Territorial Pissing, it's a fast, rockin' tune
sup man i post in your threads all the time, gettin pretty drunk over here on pic relate
made a drinking thread earlier but it died 30'ish posts in 'cause i don't post ultrameme pics like you do
keep it up man, you are a modern icon
What is this and why is it in my bathtub
No idea. My pals at the podcast Master Bastards do shots of Pernod at the beginning of each episode, but it just tastes awful and makes 'em gag
Arrggghh.. I really dug this song in freshman year, flashback to silly 14 year old nickel and his DDR mix-CD.
My last cat was named Zappa.
Good man! or woman!
the highest i have ever been was a few months back a buddy of mine cooked down a fucking ounce of schwag weed and made just enough butter out of it to make a tray of rice krispy treats. They tasted awful, just like weed flavored rice krispies but when it kicked in I was high as fuck for nearly 20 hours. I went to around 5 hours in because i was tired of being so damn high, slept 8 hours, and woke up just as high as I was when i went to bed. I have never woken up still high in all my years of smoking.
This doing anything for you?
you're too kind! thank you.
that stuff pretty good/cheap?
looks like someone stomped the shit outta a sardine.
More of a duke or baron, I like those better.
and a jack and coke is drinking perfection, why change?
yowza, musta been some good rice cereal! heh
good idea, find your bed and get some rest, pal
Theres no way
I don't sardines and def wouldn't stomo the shit out of them if I did
doesn't Malta kinda suck, though? I know they got great falcons and all, but I'd rather go to Rome or Salerno.
hot damn! if it's heavy enough for even a lite beer, I'm in
nice cold filtered water or the warm stuff from the tap?
This morning we will witness 9999999. How does that make you feel?
and now someone's drilling holes in your potato? Buddy, I think your place is haunted by some very petty, unfocused spirits.
yeah well, wish in one hand and shit in the other, see which one gets heavier faster!
you as well, Mr Jack! shit, I gotta catch up, been so busy saving music and typing
With all the stimulants and coke laying around its hard to see them as unfocused
I think they're the kind of ghosts that had to wear safety helmets when they were alive
As I usually would, drunk and cheerfully indifferent.
30, turning 31 in a month or so.
Delicious! cold makes even old ditch water taste a lot better.
Golden Spike is alien to me, but Hot Toddies? Aren't those like, whisky version of wassail or something?
the Lazerhawk and other album from up top, my youtube ripper takes a while.
I'd hate to think human drug habits would mess with ghosts too.
I mean shit, remember that scene in Sausage Party?
That makes no sense you idiot
Majority of /b/ doesn't like this attention whore.
He's just shown the attention is worth so much to him he will never leave no matter what they do, so they gave up and leave him alone.
nah, just alt-tab to my camera and pick a response
I've never seen that movie
my creepy friend wanted to get super drunk and watch it, but i think its only because he wanted to fuck my boipucci
what do you mean "habits" I'm not an addict man
Malta night life is really fun actually. You don't seem like the clubbing type though, no offense. It's no ibiza though!.... probably nothing like plano though, looked that place up and it doesn't seem like my cup of tea :P
I'm killing myself tomorrow afternoon. Gotta have roommates for that
someone's been here before~
man, throat'll thank you for that, no doubt!
aww yeah, beautiful synthy goodness..
I meant in general, but it's all biorhythmic, we could be hurting ghosts just by yelling swear words.
alright, ya got me~ I bet it's a perfectly fun nite, and I can jump around in a club, smoke on a terrace, piss on an alley wall, and chomp on drunk munchies with the best of 'em.
Ibiza sounds nice tho'
I go from the hip, there's no real system to it. C'mon, I'm drunk
Over time he has proven that no matter the amount of negative responses are irrelevant to him as even they are a form of attention. Even when the negative far outweighed the positive he did not react, for the desire for attention to validate his existence was the crave being slaked so he cared neither way.
Over time those that disliked him realized it was a futile effort as he would not remove himself thus they ceased their efforts leading to his threads only having positive response thus further validating his desire for acknowledgment and attention and reaffirming his belief that was in fact, found interesting and desirable by the majority.
Thus bringing us to this point in time where all has been forgotten and even his followers believe the same.
Did that clear it up for you, Mr Pretentious?
>I can jump around in a club, smoke on a terrace, piss on an alley wall, and chomp on drunk munchies with the best of 'em.
I'd love to hit the town with you. We can go recreate this my favorite music video
what dog would YOU allow to sleep on the couch? Nah, new place, bed, room, window.. still can't smoke inside, but otherwise, things are prime!
wow, consider THAT nerve touched~
Throwing pomp on a moron attempting grammar attack isn't a touched nerve, it's just making fun of him.
He knew exactly what was being said, but had to try and point out the word "just" was technically used incorrectly.
Even though it was used perfectly fine in a colloquial sense.
Grammar fags are morons and should be ridiculed whenever possible
gotta pack a fresh memory card for all the photos~
but yeah, I crawl the town until dusk, then crawl the bars and clubs until you're a couple of packs of smokes into the 4am, then get some food, get to the hotel and crash
you're fine, buddy, just have a relaxing poop and you'll be good to go
>crave being slaked
>calls someone pretentious
Opiates make pooping difficult
doesn't having roommates make fapping difficult
This statement has worked since 2012
You fucking retards should take a hint, Nickel won't leave
just don't enter his thread nigger
But an extrapolation of ones brief response isn't taking things too far? Jesus, it must've taken minutes to write all that out!
you do you, of course, but I woulda just duck and dodged the whole thing
I'm actually scared to death of the ocean, shit, even some lakes we got nearby
they do? and not really, but weird thing is my room's door locks from the outisde.
It's technically the den.
tried it once, fucker got itchy and I looked like every other guy out there that goes full beard.. I like looking me, however superficially hate-able it seems to be
I'm getting lonely teenage autist vibes from you
Just get in a car crash or something
craigslist or your local weed man can help
Yes they do, I didn't shit for a solid day after my last lean adventure
How many room mates you got?
You ever thought of getting a circle jerk going?
I was taking courses for Marine Biology major, back in my college days. I could still pick it back up, but I realized I had a terrible fear of the sea..
plus, some ocean creatures get all the cool stuff! Mantis Shrimp, Medusa Jellyfish, Bullet Shrimp, Humboldt Squid..
That wasn't a grammar attack.
You described resilience of the spirit and a refusal to be crushed. He's survived so mmuch roasting.
>he will never leave no matter what they do, so they gave up and leave him alone.
So this frustrates you. You're acting like it's imperative to give in to what you're saying.
So you're basically saying "he's just refusing to obey the imperative to surrender in the face of ridicule". There is no such imperative. He's unsinkable.
Took maybe a minute.
If he truly didn't get it because of the word just, then it needed to be extrapolated to be sure he got the meaning that he couldn't grasp.
I don't like you.
I think if you create an identity on an anonymous forum and essentially post about nothing, then you have some form of mental dysfunction that compels you to achieve a feeling of community and acceptance but cannot do it in a normal way.
That being said I generally just ignore your threads, But occasionally if I'm bored and there's nothing else of interest here ( which is very often these days), I will drop in to stir a little.
I know you don't give a shit, But it always triggers at least one of your followers.
It only appears serious if you take it seriously.
two, and they're married, one guy, one girl.
they're perfectly fine, just have a yappy dachshund whose bark stabs into my brain, and everything sets it off.
HOOOLLLLYYYY SHHIIIIIT, nickel it's you. I was that guy on acid a while that showed my art. Probs don't remember me but that's cool.
Here have one of my Gf's nudes. You deserve it man.
College days? Arent you just the janitor at a community college?
TEA EL, DEE ARR~!
>That being said I generally just ignore your threads, But occasionally if I'm bored and there's nothing else of interest here ( which is very often these days), I will drop in to stir a little.
The point where he realized he needs to explain how he is different from what he is attacking
>It only appears serious if you take it seriously.
Attempt to make it seem like it someone other than him who is taking everything too seriously and then backing off like a pussyass bitch
Oxy is fucking amazing
Last I did it I was high for 8 fucking hours, greatest high I've ever had
Weed got boring after 5 years smoking daily
post a pic of doggo pls
a pic of doggo in bathtub would be even better
busy, drunk, the usual~ you?
nice~ I might remember, show me a few pieces!
y'know, janitorial sciences ain't a bad field, plus they can make a decent coin in the right situation
she's in their room, don't really wanna wake her up.
as long as it usually is!
I'd hope so, I'm kinda in love with the girl of my daydreams.
I'm planning on just laying down and falling asleep and just not getting up again. Feels so good to do nothing. I'm so sick of waking up .
Fuck me? no, fuck you! >:O Anyway I'm going to skedaddle now. I'm sure I've said this before but your positivity is infectious and always seems to temporarily brighten my night. Be well friendo!
I'll leave you with some chilling out night time tunes
That makes no sense.
If I was doing it regularly, with an avatar to claim a known identity that may have made sense.
Deriving a little lame yet easy entertainment from groupies by insulting their favourite band is hardly being an attention whore.
I was explaining to him, not you.
Despite me disliking him for what he does and what it symbolises, I do have some semblance of respect for the fact that he keeps doing it.
WWNBD? Just ask yourself what nathtub bigger would do
You know a few months / years ago people actually knew how to derail his threads
You guys are just faggots who don't understand theres 149 other threads to be in
anything's a career, so long as you put your mind to it. But what would I know, I'm just a stranger.
nite, buddy.. get something done tomorrow!
keep going, just to spite the whole world.
Har! you as well, brother, thanks for the sweet album!
if you could make her stop barking without hurting her, I'd do THAT! god.. she's a cute little thing, but that bark HURTS.
Aight cool here.
Pretty sure these are the ones I had shown you. I have gotten a lot better.
a nice beer after a hot day at work
Checking those trips
I feel like I'm riding waves, would you be my surfboard nickel?
those look fucking awesome
They're fucking amazing, beautiful and they move me on an emotional level. You're really talented and those look like they belong in an art museum. Can I see more gf nudes now pls?
I remember these! that was another laptop ago, but I had 'em saved.. my brother Sid does artwork like that, he's pretty good with a Micron pen and grotesque details. He's a little David Firth with it sometimes, but he's drawn comics with me since we were kids, still has the passion
the best thing since Pibb Xtra~
what the heck is that you're playing, Goldeneye?
You can have one more because you asked.
I'm in love with your gf bro. She's got my favorite body type and my favorite kind of ghost nipples. An innie belly button and doesn't look like she has tattoos or piercings Is she single?
>You dislike him because you hate yourself.
eh heh, oops~
gents, I'm getting sleepy and shit, plus I could use a good nite of rest. Last call, folks, let's finish it up
check'd and kek'd. keep on keepin on based anon, yer a /b/ legend.
mate, your gf is cute af. any more pics?
After many months away on a mission I have returned! Anti Gravity Spetznaz reporting for roll call!
fucking kill yourself, You are the definition of basement dweller you low life cunt
Everclear guy here. Came in late tonight.
I have a question about Steel Thunder malt liquor but I'll save it for next time.
I have fun all the time!
I gotta hunt down W2's tomorrow, that's gonna be fun
plus, I got work at 2.
AG Spetsnaz! The rumors of your death were greatly exaggerated, how are you!
because this apartment is in a basement. God , I miss the trolls that try.
I'm actually gonna stick around, I need to debrief AGS. Also, good to see ya, glad you survived that stuff!
you need to look up apple pie moonshine recipes. sub out the moonshine with your everclear and thank me later
>im from texas. its not quite as good as real apple pie moonshine but it is a reasonable facsimile and its a straight panty dropper when chicks drink it
Yeah sure. Here I guess. None of her face though because it's a risk on here yanno?
Still makin' these threads friendo. Can't say I'm doing much better. pic related.
The Siberian winter can be very harsh, but I have survived! And even better, I am now attending university! I will become History professor and make Mama Spetsnaz so proud!
KILL YOURSELF !! I mean seriously - end your fucking life you pointless piece turd. You've got absolutely no friends, your family doesn't love you, you sob every day waiting for your miserable life to finally end. Literally cry to your death you worthless faggot, maybe drinking bleach would help your depression.
Man, we had that in a jar in the fridge last apartment, just tasted like cinnamon schnaaps.. help me find a great apple pie moonshine!
Op will we every get a name or nick name of you because i see you all the time on here and I'm just curious
real applepie moonshine literally tastes like someone magically liquefied an apple pie. and the ingredients take it from like 180 proof down to somewhere between 86 and 96. still makes your ears burn and your forehead go numb but you cant taste the alcohol at all. Pure redneck sorcery
Aha! release the.. something, I think it's maybe rum? uh.
How fortunate! you're a testament to the strength of the people, congratulations on your tenure!
I would, but bleach is for pussies and I ain't depressed~
Oh dear, you are mistaken good sir, I don't drink this poison...well I guess that's only half true. I had one big shot of it once and got rightly drunk. Haven't had a drink in years so that probably contributed to it.
I guess my question is, have you tried the Silver Thunder 40oz? I remember drinking one driving from Rochester to Sandusky and it wasn't half bad. Do they even make it anymore? You can't get that one in Canada.
Will you be my surfboard or not nigger
180! dammit, I gotta hit up tennessee to see the hobo wizards for their ancient shine arts.
dry enough for a smoke?
Look man the original nude was for nickel. I'm done son. It's fucking art time.
that sounds like an upgraded fantasy version of my steel reserve, lemme look it up! if it's over 8 ABV, I'll gladly inhale it~
oh heck, sorry man! yeah, let's hit the curl with our brains, buddy
What a shame that I arrived so late, perhaps I will see you again another night old friend. Until then, stay sexy you hairy fuck.
its not that complicated. i got tired of waiting on my east texas redneck connection for applie pie because he only made it at xmas time like messcans and their tamales. So I youtubed how to make your own still and do it myself now. Its like getting your grandmas thanksgiving dressing whenever the fuck you please
I gotcha the answer.. and it's a loving yes~
as for hangover food, breakfast is a ceremonial favorite, mainly eggs and sausage with ketchup and orange juice. You can smell it right now, can't ya~?
hopefully, but the proof of survival is also good. Serve well, brother, I'll see you again someday!
hot damn, I oughta hit that up too.. but I still gotta visit the appalachian mages up for something else, I'll still have to make a trip.
I'm partially nodding off, i'd say more dosing since I'n aware of it happening
I'm hungry now and yes i can smell it
it smells really good
Chicken noodle soup or hash browns were always my fav for hangovers
It's only 5-6% but it's the easiest drinking beverage I've ever had come in a 40. You could drink two of these in the time it took you to drink a Colt 45 or an OE.
It even made this top 7 malt liquors list: http://coed.com/2011/03/26/the-7-best-malt-liquors/
Howdy doody, just drinking a 12-pack of Pabst since its my weekend starting an hour ago.
Just wish I still had whiskey...oh well gonna buy some tomorrow I bet.
I suggest Turkish Royals or Dunhill Reds, excellent smokes and an almost aromatic scent to 'em!
one of the best things in life, a good hot breakfast after a wild nite.
Good choices too, but I'd dump a mess of tabasco into that soup, but well done still!
the glass foties of old! I'm impressed though, malt licka can taste kinda good sometimes, 211 used to taste excellent in glass bottles, now we got these plastic jobbies..
Choose my next drink anons
aw man, that tune takes me back..
to like, the first time you showed it to me~
How are ya, friend?
My god, what a selection!!
hm.. a double-shot of the Pernod, unprepared.
real quick, the threads got about 30 image posts left, should I make another thread after this? lemme know.
The selection goes further.
Even though there's mostly multiples in the boxes.
Perks of running a liquor store.
Have some molecules. Good use of picture posts. I know how to make the one on the right.
Ha! I honestly thought it was a different song than last time...Oh well.
I'm pretty grand. Moving by next month, 'bout to have my 1 year anniversary, and I have an interview for a better job tomorrow.
How's life treating you mang?
If you want, I won't post another in this one.
By shaming anything his people is a religion that it says you even though they're doing the he quality census kill gay people of innocent children as if aids killed George Washington the people and Islam is a Satan worshipper years ago we know what all Muslims as a Satan brainwashed