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well, that last thread was getting fun, never thought I'd

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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well, that last thread was getting fun, never thought I'd riff on images of the dead~

evening /b/
what's everybody drinkin' tonite?
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What am I drinking, you might not have asked?
"Do you know the riddle of steel?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onGWF8mz1Zw
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Every time I see you in my Catalog, you fat, unkempt, disgusting excuse of a "man", I want to reach through the monitor and shoot you. As in, murder you with a fucking pistol.

You are everything wrong with humanity. You are an affront to everything humans strive for. You are a disgrace to those who pushed themselves mentally, physically and emotionally beyond what they thought was possible, to achieve heights never before reached in their chosen endeavour.

I hate you. I literally hate you. Why don't you fucking kill yourself?
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>>719961623
I get the feeling you're not looking for an answer here, are you?
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Hi nickel

you never did show me your bathtub

tonight I'm drinking the niggers drug if choice, lean!
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>>719961833
nathtub, my man! I went to photo the bathroom, roommates in there, I'll see about getting a photo in a bit.
LEAN BACK!
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>>719962057
Awesome I really can't wait
I have a thing for bathtubs

Anyways how drunk are you right now?
and how drunk ya gonna get?
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>>719961616
Russkaya vodka
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>>719962192
Uh, one forty deep, got three more.
well, two more forties and two tallboys, one of which will make me sick.
THAT drunk is the plan~
took the pic, lemme get my phone plugged in here
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>>719961616

Uh hi. I have shitty Yellow Tail Malbec but I'm playing Project Highrise so it's ok.
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>>719961616
pleb

Long Islands here
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>>719962472
https://youtu.be/U0YrG4pI004

Tunes to play when sippin the niggest drug


drink one good ol nickel

idk how the fuck you can drink a 40
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>>719962762
Practice
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>>719962395
oho, tabasco bloody marys! Good man~
>>719962484
Hiya! guess the game's some kinda apartment mogul simulator?
>>719962720
Works every tiiime..
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Kill yourself my man
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>>719962472
why do i feel like i know you.

have you been to a-kon in dallas at the hilton hotel??
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>>719962917

It's "modern" SimTower.
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>>719961387
Go away Matthew.
No attention whoring for you today
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>>719962917
>>719962954
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>>719962762
that is one hell of a racist anthem there, tell you what.
Catchy, though!
>>719962804
and let's face it, who's had a lot of that?

I prefer cold music with cold beer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eDL01w2wC8
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1 down
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Unemployed people
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>>719963162
I'd prefer your suicide note
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>>719963163
WHAT IS THIS WIZARDRY?!
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>>719963014
yes sir! usually go in the getup here, along with a bathrobe, a cane and some kinda covert booze.
Lost the cane last year at a fuckin' TGI Fridays.
>>719963089
bustling!
>>719963163
LEGENDARY!
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Ahhhh nickel your online bro. As usual mix man reporting in. Caught me off guard lets see what I have for ya.

How are you doing this evening. Everything is chilly cool on this end of the screen.
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>>719963250
No time for faggy power hours or century clubs.

Straight 100 beers.
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>>719963250
The mythical maximum overbeer.. I'd only ever heard stories.
>>719963376
Mixman, how are ya~! Glad I got my ears on.
Life is good, weather is maddeningly unpredictable, and like I said up top, first thread got flooded with gore so I just cracked jokes at the images until we were 404'd


Oh, Nathtub, here's my bathroom.
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>>719963376
Can you mix that stuff up in my asshole?
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>>719963376

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajF2NOuYkjk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5T5lYl_HT30
Here you go
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>>719963163

would have been more amused with a 99 rack

that said this is fucking magical
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God damn it Rip Torn, go to bed.
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>>719963727

You have a very respectable bathroom nickel! More than I can say about some of these other hacks on here.

Sorry you gettin hit with gore lol. you know you got a friend over here man.
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>>719961819
LOOL
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>>719961387
Nickle! Your xmas eve friendo here. Hope you're doing amazing. Tonight, vodka + lemon soda. Made them strong as fuck

obligatory tune tax
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gevj5LNWx6c&t=0s
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>>719962762
kek. dont go sweatin on my groceries
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Hey guys.
I got so drunk I lost my glasses.

Can you help me find them while still feeding me attention please
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>>719964226
Check under your ass
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>>719964293
I can't check anywhere.
My eyes don't open
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>>719964171
this audio diarrhea really annoys me. thanks fuckface.
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>>719961616
Just smokin the ganj like a dirty hippy
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you know its true
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>>719961387

Your threads and yl/yl are the only constants on /b/. I swear you've been here for ages...

Are the only two posters me and you?

Protip: Don't spoil it if it's true
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>>719964396
sorry you don't like it. what kind of music do you like to listen to? post some :)
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>>719964511

haha this one got me

Heres another nickel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT5LF0CvgEU
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>>719964226
?
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>>719963727
My man nickel has a fine taste in body wash I see

Drink on buddy

My lean is about to kick in

wish ne luck
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>>719963763
go home, balkie, yer drunk!
>>719963893
Oh man, those're PERFECT! I was listening to Perturbator's I am the Night, came up with a whole cyberpunk setting for a detective story called Driver City
>>719964139
thanks! I try to keep it nice in the place.. and haters are expected, best to have fun with 'em
>>719964171
Well paid! that is a tasty drink, buddy. CHEERS!
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>>719964759
>>The Goblet of Truth.

Rock on nickel.
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>>719964526
I wish I got as much banana as the ylyl though.
I'll have to settle for the 2 bananas I'll be taking from my boat buddies later
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>>719964396
..well then, don't play it?
>>719964498
I'm actually pretty crap at smoking weed, but I know I'ma get there some year when booze starts really killing me
>>719964526
I don't think we are! have a look around, brother~
>>719964673
The NERVE of that guy!
lovely tune~
>>719964739
Lean well, Bigger!
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Wow, Fripozo. I didn't know you were here.

I like your videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOflyL1zJDA
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>>719961387
Would you suck a log of shit out of Andy Sixx's ass?
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>>719965060
that's the plan.
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>>719965060

Weed is the bomb nickel. Just know if i ever saw you out id smoke a blunt with ya.
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>>719961623
Top fucking kek
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Bow down
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tKKNV5sXUs
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>>719964851
I actually call him Bunta, he's a christmas present from my old roommate. Great for drinkin'!
>>719965202
that guy again!
>>719965218
I would suck a log of shit out of ANYTHING!
>>719965220
I miss my cat..
>>719965263
and I'd do my best to appreciate the puff, buddy
MORE MUSIC!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzEemp1SLOM&t=45s
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>>719961387
Str8 absinthe I'm kinda tripping over here
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>>719965758
Here is my cat by the way
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>>719965592
now that's smooth~
>>719965816
Oohh, seeing any green fairies?
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>>719965922
where..? WHOA
certainly looks like a grumpy thing, what's their name?
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>>719965758
tophat! you need to smoke a sativa/indica hyrbid. Not as stimulating as a sativa while not fucking getting you too high to move off the couch. OG kush comes to mind. basically you are high but nobody in the room would know unless you told them
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mix man is outta here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAmMcBQavKE

Stay classic nickel im gonna go blow down.
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>>719965758
What's your favorite Nirvana song?
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>>719965816
I've probably tried 5 or 6 different makes of absinthe, but don't actually think any of them were ACTUAL absinthe. Never tripped or anything. Just got drunk and hungover as fuck the next day

What's the brand i should look for to actually hallucinate the little green men?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRvGZffXhfk
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>>719965983
No but I am seeing a green tint...
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>>719966121
i think the red eyes and staring into space would give it away, still
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>>719966117
It's your cat Matthew.
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Bombay Sapphire

>>719966184
Rape me
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>>719966265
I got this from a friend out the in boonies the bottle isn't labeled
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>>719966265

you need look deeper in the ocean.
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>>719966308
tophat always wears sunglasses, tho
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>>719966121
Most I've ever been high was off my friend Face's vaporizer about 6 years ago.. kept puffing cuz I smoke cigs usually. About a half hour in, I'm like "Whoa.. whoa! hey hey! whoa! dude! hey!" it kicks in.. and keeps going.

Later, I had like, 15 seconds of awareness:what I was just doing, what I AM doing, and somehow, what I was about to do.. didn't wear off 'til almost midnite
..went across the street, bought beers and a shitload of snacks~
>>719966180
sleep well, Mixman!
>>719966184
Territorial Pissing, it's a fast, rockin' tune
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sup man i post in your threads all the time, gettin pretty drunk over here on pic relate

made a drinking thread earlier but it died 30'ish posts in 'cause i don't post ultrameme pics like you do

keep it up man, you are a modern icon
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What is this and why is it in my bathtub
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>>719966265
No idea. My pals at the podcast Master Bastards do shots of Pernod at the beginning of each episode, but it just tastes awful and makes 'em gag
Arrggghh.. I really dug this song in freshman year, flashback to silly 14 year old nickel and his DDR mix-CD.
>>719966266
wild~
>>719966332
My last cat was named Zappa.
>>719966358
Good man! or woman!
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THE KING OF /b/ RETURNS! I am drinking some Jack and Coke rn because I am a boring person.
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>>719966537
the highest i have ever been was a few months back a buddy of mine cooked down a fucking ounce of schwag weed and made just enough butter out of it to make a tray of rice krispy treats. They tasted awful, just like weed flavored rice krispies but when it kicked in I was high as fuck for nearly 20 hours. I went to around 5 hours in because i was tired of being so damn high, slept 8 hours, and woke up just as high as I was when i went to bed. I have never woken up still high in all my years of smoking.
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This doing anything for you?
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>>719966605
you're too kind! thank you.
that stuff pretty good/cheap?
>>719966749
looks like someone stomped the shit outta a sardine.
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>>719966834
4th drink it's really green in my eyes and I see sparkles imma stop posting now
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2o5x-jq1B7o
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>>719967144
got it at $1.50 per 6 pack
i think it failed so they're selling it off cheap
nice dubs
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Drinking water
>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eI1wBGYXdss
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>>719967031
More of a duke or baron, I like those better.
and a jack and coke is drinking perfection, why change?
>>719967080
yowza, musta been some good rice cereal! heh
>>719967217
good idea, find your bed and get some rest, pal
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>>719967144
Theres no way
I don't sardines and def wouldn't stomo the shit out of them if I did
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>>719967217
Have a nice trip, stay safe!
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>>719966834
I wish you would choke yourself to death.
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>>719967500
I suppose so, after all jack and coke has never failed me. Hope you have a good one Duke of /b/.
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>>719967352
doesn't Malta kinda suck, though? I know they got great falcons and all, but I'd rather go to Rome or Salerno.
mmm, boobies~

>>719967431
hot damn! if it's heavy enough for even a lite beer, I'm in
>>719967459
nice cold filtered water or the warm stuff from the tap?
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>>719961623
I would be awesome if he died in a drunken car crash but then i remembered nickle cant afford a car
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>>719967616
Faggot
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This morning we will witness 9999999. How does that make you feel?
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How old are u Nickle?
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>>719967934
Refrigerated tap water
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>>719967542
and now someone's drilling holes in your potato? Buddy, I think your place is haunted by some very petty, unfocused spirits.
>>719967616
yeah well, wish in one hand and shit in the other, see which one gets heavier faster!
>>719967775
you as well, Mr Jack! shit, I gotta catch up, been so busy saving music and typing
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>>719968025
OP is the faggot.
Neckbeard fedora wearing attention whore.
Everything /b/ ridicules, yet you suck this ones dick because he's a drunk?
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>>719961387
Uinta Golden Spike and Hot Toddies. I have a hell of a cough and the inversion here isn't fucking helping.
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>>719968279
You're all alone with your hatred, no mommy to hide behind
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>>719968279
Settle down faggot.
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>>719968182
>been busy saving music
I cringe at the thought

What were the last few albums?
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>>719968182
With all the stimulants and coke laying around its hard to see them as unfocused

I think they're the kind of ghosts that had to wear safety helmets when they were alive

who knows
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>>719968051
As I usually would, drunk and cheerfully indifferent.
>>719968081
30, turning 31 in a month or so.
>>719968105
Delicious! cold makes even old ditch water taste a lot better.
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>>719961623
.... he says posting on an image board for anime fans.
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>>719961387
I don't know if has already been brought up, but how the hell are you taking so many still images? Hotkey attached to webcam to take pics?
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>>719968452
31 years old and you still have roomates? Man thats sad bro.
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>>719968314
Golden Spike is alien to me, but Hot Toddies? Aren't those like, whisky version of wassail or something?
>>719968426
the Lazerhawk and other album from up top, my youtube ripper takes a while.
>>719968439
I'd hate to think human drug habits would mess with ghosts too.
I mean shit, remember that scene in Sausage Party?
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>>719968279
Nickle is the king of Neckbeards refer to him as such.
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>>719968864
His name is Stacy
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>>719968418
That makes no sense you idiot
Majority of /b/ doesn't like this attention whore.
He's just shown the attention is worth so much to him he will never leave no matter what they do, so they gave up and leave him alone.
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>>719968423
No
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>>719968523
nah, just alt-tab to my camera and pick a response
>>719968692
why?
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>>719968827
Nice dick suckin lips. Come suck my phat cawk!
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>>719968827
Ingredients:
- A few oz. of water (microwaved)
- 1.5 oz. of Jack
- Layer the bottom with honey
- A liberal amount of lemon juice
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>>719968864
Even the king of all faggots takes dick up his ass
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>>719961833
how much was the lean
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>>719968827
>Lazerhawk

You'll enjoy this...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=z_g9ozkUwu8
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>>719968827
I've never seen that movie
my creepy friend wanted to get super drunk and watch it, but i think its only because he wanted to fuck my boipucci

what do you mean "habits" I'm not an addict man
(i promise)
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>>719969029
31 you should have your own place. Roommates are for college you bum.
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>>719967934
Malta night life is really fun actually. You don't seem like the clubbing type though, no offense. It's no ibiza though!.... probably nothing like plano though, looked that place up and it doesn't seem like my cup of tea :P

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkWZi7kSlY0
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>>719968962
What do you mean "just"?
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>>719969114
If you mean cost wise: $10

if you mean how much I drank: 3 cups
i cant measure so
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>>719969094
I don't think faggots would fuck Nickle, hes pretty fuckin ugly looking and Im sure he doesn't shower much.
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>>719969160
I'm killing myself tomorrow afternoon. Gotta have roommates for that
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>>719969360
No I fucked him on grindr
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>>719968962
I Wish this fat faggot was a chick who shows her boobies and cunt all the time.
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>>719968937
someone's been here before~
>>719969034
what dick?
>>719969089
man, throat'll thank you for that, no doubt!
>>719969128
aww yeah, beautiful synthy goodness..
>>719969153
I meant in general, but it's all biorhythmic, we could be hurting ghosts just by yelling swear words.
>>719969160
'kay then.
>>719969221
alright, ya got me~ I bet it's a perfectly fun nite, and I can jump around in a club, smoke on a terrace, piss on an alley wall, and chomp on drunk munchies with the best of 'em.
Ibiza sounds nice tho'
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>>719969312
wow thats crazy leans so fuckin expensive in where im at
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>>719969533
You must have a huge dick to fuck his fat ass.
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>>719969029
Do you have reaction pics ready to go for each situation or are they fresh?
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>>719969678
I go from the hip, there's no real system to it. C'mon, I'm drunk
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>>719969603
stacy you still live on a couch like a dog?
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>>719969261
Over time he has proven that no matter the amount of negative responses are irrelevant to him as even they are a form of attention. Even when the negative far outweighed the positive he did not react, for the desire for attention to validate his existence was the crave being slaked so he cared neither way.

Over time those that disliked him realized it was a futile effort as he would not remove himself thus they ceased their efforts leading to his threads only having positive response thus further validating his desire for acknowledgment and attention and reaffirming his belief that was in fact, found interesting and desirable by the majority.

Thus bringing us to this point in time where all has been forgotten and even his followers believe the same.

Did that clear it up for you, Mr Pretentious?
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>>719969603
>I can jump around in a club, smoke on a terrace, piss on an alley wall, and chomp on drunk munchies with the best of 'em.

I'd love to hit the town with you. We can go recreate this my favorite music video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRcg6Ei6eyk
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>>719969843
Yeah come on its not like it takes any talent or anything to take reaction pics and post shitty youtube links like come on
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>>719969887
what dog would YOU allow to sleep on the couch? Nah, new place, bed, room, window.. still can't smoke inside, but otherwise, things are prime!
>>719969945
wow, consider THAT nerve touched~
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>>719969603
Dude ghosts are like
spooky and stuff man

please send help I'm really high


>>719969664
Where you from?
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>>719969945
He's no Boxxy lol. Just fat retard. He used to have a youtube video his voice is just as annoying as he looks.
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>>719970089
Throwing pomp on a moron attempting grammar attack isn't a touched nerve, it's just making fun of him.

He knew exactly what was being said, but had to try and point out the word "just" was technically used incorrectly.

Even though it was used perfectly fine in a colloquial sense.

Grammar fags are morons and should be ridiculed whenever possible
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>>719970033
gotta pack a fresh memory card for all the photos~
but yeah, I crawl the town until dusk, then crawl the bars and clubs until you're a couple of packs of smokes into the 4am, then get some food, get to the hotel and crash
fuckin' majestic~
>>719970133
you're fine, buddy, just have a relaxing poop and you'll be good to go
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>>719970089
Wow your moving on up in the world! If they dont boot you out of this place for not paying rent you'll be able to afford a bus pass someday.
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>>719969945
>crave being slaked
>calls someone pretentious
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>>719961387
FUCK OFF YOU FAT FUCK
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>>719961387
i'm a fan of this character tbh, i'm getting sailor vibes from you
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>>719969945
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>>719970364
Opiates make pooping difficult


doesn't having roommates make fapping difficult

>>719970448
This statement has worked since 2012

You fucking retards should take a hint, Nickel won't leave

just don't enter his thread nigger
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>>719970364
You should try to grow a full beard
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>>719970362
But an extrapolation of ones brief response isn't taking things too far? Jesus, it must've taken minutes to write all that out!
you do you, of course, but I woulda just duck and dodged the whole thing
>>719970460
I'm actually scared to death of the ocean, shit, even some lakes we got nearby
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>>719970417
Missed the point completely didn't you?
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>>719970460
I'm getting faggot vibes from you
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>>719970133
maine bruh the opiate epidemic is so strong here its tough to get anything besides heroin and im not tryna do that
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>>719961387
FUCK OFF FAT FUCK
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>>719970584
they do? and not really, but weird thing is my room's door locks from the outisde.
It's technically the den.
>>719970588
tried it once, fucker got itchy and I looked like every other guy out there that goes full beard.. I like looking me, however superficially hate-able it seems to be
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>>719970602
Arrrrr a true mariner keeps a healthy fear of the ocean. For she be a cruel mistress
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>>719970742
I'm getting lonely teenage autist vibes from you

>>719970780
Just get in a car crash or something
craigslist or your local weed man can help

>>719970845
Yes they do, I didn't shit for a solid day after my last lean adventure
How many room mates you got?
males, females?
You ever thought of getting a circle jerk going?
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>>719970874
I was taking courses for Marine Biology major, back in my college days. I could still pick it back up, but I realized I had a terrible fear of the sea..
plus, some ocean creatures get all the cool stuff! Mantis Shrimp, Medusa Jellyfish, Bullet Shrimp, Humboldt Squid..
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>>719970362
That wasn't a grammar attack.
You described resilience of the spirit and a refusal to be crushed. He's survived so mmuch roasting.
>he will never leave no matter what they do, so they gave up and leave him alone.
So this frustrates you. You're acting like it's imperative to give in to what you're saying.
So you're basically saying "he's just refusing to obey the imperative to surrender in the face of ridicule". There is no such imperative. He's unsinkable.
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>>719970602
Not really.
Took maybe a minute.

If he truly didn't get it because of the word just, then it needed to be extrapolated to be sure he got the meaning that he couldn't grasp.

I don't like you.
I think if you create an identity on an anonymous forum and essentially post about nothing, then you have some form of mental dysfunction that compels you to achieve a feeling of community and acceptance but cannot do it in a normal way.

That being said I generally just ignore your threads, But occasionally if I'm bored and there's nothing else of interest here ( which is very often these days), I will drop in to stir a little.
I know you don't give a shit, But it always triggers at least one of your followers.

It only appears serious if you take it seriously.
It isn't
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>>719961387
Whenever Nickle posts
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>>719970666
No
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>>719971201
Read this you idiot.
>>719971270
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>>719971084
Oh i know where to get it but its pretty expensive mostly cause rap hypes it up so much (lol) hydros and oxys are cheaper i usually just stick with weed honestyl
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>>719971335
Yes
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>>719970845
You should go full beard it will help cover most of your disgusting fat face.
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>>719971084
two, and they're married, one guy, one girl.
they're perfectly fine, just have a yappy dachshund whose bark stabs into my brain, and everything sets it off.
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>>719970229
now i'm curious about your voice nickel

can you do a vocaroo?

Say, "I'm no boxxy lol. Just a fat retard." :D
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>>719961387
haven't seen ya in a few months, how are you?
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>>719961387
HOOOLLLLYYYY SHHIIIIIT, nickel it's you. I was that guy on acid a while that showed my art. Probs don't remember me but that's cool.

Here have one of my Gf's nudes. You deserve it man.
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>>719971434
>cough syrups expensive
It's not even a real drug.
Buy mersyndol tablets over the counter and get far more codeine
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>>719971169
College days? Arent you just the janitor at a community college?
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>>719971568
Can I deserve it too? Moar moar moar pls
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>>719971568
Meh Shes kinda pudgy
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>>719971270
TEA EL, DEE ARR~!
>>719971460
stand by..

here!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OEzJvvzsJt
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>>719971270
>That being said I generally just ignore your threads, But occasionally if I'm bored and there's nothing else of interest here ( which is very often these days), I will drop in to stir a little.
The point where he realized he needs to explain how he is different from what he is attacking
>It only appears serious if you take it seriously.
It isn't
Attempt to make it seem like it someone other than him who is taking everything too seriously and then backing off like a pussyass bitch
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>>719971434
Oxy is fucking amazing

Last I did it I was high for 8 fucking hours, greatest high I've ever had
Weed got boring after 5 years smoking daily


>>719971459
post a pic of doggo pls

a pic of doggo in bathtub would be even better
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>>719971825
Lol you sound like a bitch nigger
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>>719971527
busy, drunk, the usual~ you?
>>719971568
nice~ I might remember, show me a few pieces!
>>719971643
y'know, janitorial sciences ain't a bad field, plus they can make a decent coin in the right situation
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>>719971584
Codeine products are a class III cs here in states

you'd need an rx
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>>719961387
duuuuuuuude!! pic saver here, been to long since i saw ya, how ya been?
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>>719971459
Thats the same reaction girls make when you talk to them stacy.
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No offense OP, but you're ugly as fuck.

Your face is grotesque.
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>>719971871
she's in their room, don't really wanna wake her up.
>>719972058
as long as it usually is!
>>719972142
I'd hope so, I'm kinda in love with the girl of my daydreams.
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>>719972038
No dumb ass you clean shit and you end up being 30 living with roommates you stupid chump
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>>719972038
bout to go to sleep, didn't do much today and i've got shit to do tomorrow. night, based nickel
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I'm planning on just laying down and falling asleep and just not getting up again. Feels so good to do nothing. I'm so sick of waking up .
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>>719972253
Let her know so she can get a restraining order lol
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>>719972234
Kek
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>>719972234
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>>719972253
i always catch you at times when i shouldn't be awake, but today is exam day so i have to make them good ol all nighters
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>>719971825

Fuck me? no, fuck you! >:O Anyway I'm going to skedaddle now. I'm sure I've said this before but your positivity is infectious and always seems to temporarily brighten my night. Be well friendo!

I'll leave you with some chilling out night time tunes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSU1eFxgr68
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>>719971848
That makes no sense.
If I was doing it regularly, with an avatar to claim a known identity that may have made sense.
Deriving a little lame yet easy entertainment from groupies by insulting their favourite band is hardly being an attention whore.

I was explaining to him, not you.
Despite me disliking him for what he does and what it symbolises, I do have some semblance of respect for the fact that he keeps doing it.
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>>719972253
WWNBD? Just ask yourself what nathtub bigger would do


>>719971950
>>719972234
>>719972299
>>719972382
>>719972462
You know a few months / years ago people actually knew how to derail his threads
You guys are just faggots who don't understand theres 149 other threads to be in
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>>719972234
>>719972462
>>719972558
s a m e f a g
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>>719972234
>no offense
>offends
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>>719972299
anything's a career, so long as you put your mind to it. But what would I know, I'm just a stranger.
>>719972310
nite, buddy.. get something done tomorrow!
>>719972354
keep going, just to spite the whole world.
>>719972567
g'wan, bro!
>>719972584
Har! you as well, brother, thanks for the sweet album!
>>719972599
if you could make her stop barking without hurting her, I'd do THAT! god.. she's a cute little thing, but that bark HURTS.
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>>719972038
Aight cool here.
Pretty sure these are the ones I had shown you. I have gotten a lot better.
>>
a nice beer after a hot day at work
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Hey dude !!! I hope that you have a nice day tomorrow yeah!!!!!! YEAH DRINKS ARE COOL
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>>719972777
Checking those trips

I feel like I'm riding waves, would you be my surfboard nickel?

>>719972918
those look fucking awesome
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>>719972777
go put your mind to cleaning those pubes off the toilet seat then
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>>719972918
They're fucking amazing, beautiful and they move me on an emotional level. You're really talented and those look like they belong in an art museum. Can I see more gf nudes now pls?
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>>719972918
I remember these! that was another laptop ago, but I had 'em saved.. my brother Sid does artwork like that, he's pretty good with a Micron pen and grotesque details. He's a little David Firth with it sometimes, but he's drawn comics with me since we were kids, still has the passion
>>719972938
the best thing since Pibb Xtra~
what the heck is that you're playing, Goldeneye?
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>>719971781
You can have one more because you asked.
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>>719972043
ALL codeine products?
Thats crazy if true
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>>719973172
all codeine products

the best "drug" you can get without rx is computer duster
but you need a valid id and I'm sure they keep track of how many you buy
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>>719972596
Nothing makes sense to you because you are a dumbfuck. You dislike him because you hate yourself.
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>>719973165
I'm in love with your gf bro. She's got my favorite body type and my favorite kind of ghost nipples. An innie belly button and doesn't look like she has tattoos or piercings Is she single?
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>>719973128
It's payday 2 hahaha
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>>719973343
That makes even less sense than your previous nonsense.

You're kind of driving home the part I mentioned about triggering at least one of his followers though.

Good job
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>>719973343
>You dislike him because you hate yourself.
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>>719973165
Help her clean her room and put her on a treadmill
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>>719973165
i would fuck her gently in her virgin shit box whilst Prince's Purple Rain played at a volume too high for shared walls
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>>719973505
You keep saying "doesn't make sense", that's your panic response. I think you're all tuckered out now little buddy, time dfor beddybye
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>>719973404
No, she's not single she has me haha. nice try tho.
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>>719973128
I don't like you at all
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>>719973493
eh heh, oops~
looks fun!

gents, I'm getting sleepy and shit, plus I could use a good nite of rest. Last call, folks, let's finish it up
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>>719973493
I don't fucking care
peace cunt
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>>719973556
She's at the healthy body weight for her body and age. She's like 22 and 5'4 and 112lbs. As a contrast I am 6'2 and about 150lbs. So like meh dude.
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>>719973752
Back to the WWYD autism containment threads
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>>719972777
check'd and kek'd. keep on keepin on based anon, yer a /b/ legend.

>>719971568
>>719973165

mate, your gf is cute af. any more pics?
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>>719974066
nice bitch and even nicer dubs, /b/ro
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>>719973946
Why do you need to sleep? Not like you have a job to go to in the morning.
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>>719973810
OR, what youre saying actually doesn't make sense.

Stay triggered groupie
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>>719973946
After many months away on a mission I have returned! Anti Gravity Spetznaz reporting for roll call!
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>>719973946
fucking kill yourself, You are the definition of basement dweller you low life cunt
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>>719974114
her walls are purple, newfag
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>>719974066
She needs to put down the ice cream or she will end up like nickle
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Goodnight Nickleman.
Everclear guy here. Came in late tonight.
I have a question about Steel Thunder malt liquor but I'll save it for next time.
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>>719974142
I have fun all the time!
>>719974201
I gotta hunt down W2's tomorrow, that's gonna be fun
plus, I got work at 2.
>>719974221
AG Spetsnaz! The rumors of your death were greatly exaggerated, how are you!
>>719974228
because this apartment is in a basement. God , I miss the trolls that try.
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>>719974455
Yeah those toilets arent gonna clean themselves
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>>719974424
I'm actually gonna stick around, I need to debrief AGS. Also, good to see ya, glad you survived that stuff!
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>>719974424
you need to look up apple pie moonshine recipes. sub out the moonshine with your everclear and thank me later
>im from texas. its not quite as good as real apple pie moonshine but it is a reasonable facsimile and its a straight panty dropper when chicks drink it
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>>719974352
Haha. Hope not. I wish her job involved more moving. She's a nurse in an old person's clinic. And I research alkaloids in plants to turn into medicines.
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>>719974619
Do you have any pics of your dick in her butthole
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>>719974208
Admitting that it makes sense would require you to kill yourself, so it's understandable you don't want to accept it
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>>719974142
Yeah sure. Here I guess. None of her face though because it's a risk on here yanno?
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>>719961387
Still makin' these threads friendo. Can't say I'm doing much better. pic related.
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>>719974455
The Siberian winter can be very harsh, but I have survived! And even better, I am now attending university! I will become History professor and make Mama Spetsnaz so proud!
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>>719974712
No
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>>719961387
KILL YOURSELF !! I mean seriously - end your fucking life you pointless piece turd. You've got absolutely no friends, your family doesn't love you, you sob every day waiting for your miserable life to finally end. Literally cry to your death you worthless faggot, maybe drinking bleach would help your depression.
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>>719974590
Man, we had that in a jar in the fridge last apartment, just tasted like cinnamon schnaaps.. help me find a great apple pie moonshine!
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>>719974777
fantastic tits. and trips
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>>719974822
I think that people should embrace the lukewarm indifference of the world and not care what other people are doing. Calm ya tits.
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>>719974777
Someone erased her nipples
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Op will we every get a name or nick name of you because i see you all the time on here and I'm just curious
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>>719974747
And you still ask why i say you're not making sense?
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>>719974950
I think he goes by nickel? But I could be wrong he can correct me if am
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>>719974838
real applepie moonshine literally tastes like someone magically liquefied an apple pie. and the ingredients take it from like 180 proof down to somewhere between 86 and 96. still makes your ears burn and your forehead go numb but you cant taste the alcohol at all. Pure redneck sorcery
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>>719974950
its Nickel


Which Nickel never did tell me if he would be my surfboard
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>>719962472
WHO WAS CAMERA
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>>719974957
You're saying that to avoid suicide
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>>719974838
I'm drinking rain water cuz im working and I work outside fuck my life
Currently dry and on my break though
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>>719974813
Aha! release the.. something, I think it's maybe rum? uh.
>>719974818
How fortunate! you're a testament to the strength of the people, congratulations on your tenure!
>>719974822
I would, but bleach is for pussies and I ain't depressed~
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>>719974568
Oh dear, you are mistaken good sir, I don't drink this poison...well I guess that's only half true. I had one big shot of it once and got rightly drunk. Haven't had a drink in years so that probably contributed to it.
I guess my question is, have you tried the Silver Thunder 40oz? I remember drinking one driving from Rochester to Sandusky and it wasn't half bad. Do they even make it anymore? You can't get that one in Canada.
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>>719974822
If he killed himself how would the fire dept get the body out of the basement. They would need a crane or something huge to lift him out.
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>>719974777

Can you make a new thread and dump pics of your gf pls?
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>>719974925
Naw. They're just tiny, and faint. The areolas are pretty large comparatively.
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>>719974950
His real name is stacy like a girl
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>>719975079
Will you be my surfboard or not nigger
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>>719975050
> Teenage girl detected
Random internet person being mean to me by saying retarded shit
Better kill myself
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>>719974777
she's great man, please tell me you've got more of her god tier tits?
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>>719975022
180! dammit, I gotta hit up tennessee to see the hobo wizards for their ancient shine arts.
>>719975024
my laptop!
>>719975071
dry enough for a smoke?
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>>719975165
Look man the original nude was for nickel. I'm done son. It's fucking art time.
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>>719975256
So I take it you won't be my surfboard?

So Nickel I've always wondered

IYO whats the best hangover food
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>>719975323
Dammit.

Anyway, sending it to my ipad to I can cum all over those ghost nipples. Want me to take a pic of the tribute?
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>>719975113
that sounds like an upgraded fantasy version of my steel reserve, lemme look it up! if it's over 8 ABV, I'll gladly inhale it~
>>719975196
oh heck, sorry man! yeah, let's hit the curl with our brains, buddy
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>>719975079
What a shame that I arrived so late, perhaps I will see you again another night old friend. Until then, stay sexy you hairy fuck.
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>>719975207
You are very similar to Nickel and you think he should kill himself. So you need to kill yourself. He is mentally and spiritually stronger than you
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>>719975323
Yer art sucks show yer girls bazongas some more
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>>719975256
its not that complicated. i got tired of waiting on my east texas redneck connection for applie pie because he only made it at xmas time like messcans and their tamales. So I youtubed how to make your own still and do it myself now. Its like getting your grandmas thanksgiving dressing whenever the fuck you please
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>>719975417
I gotcha the answer.. and it's a loving yes~

as for hangover food, breakfast is a ceremonial favorite, mainly eggs and sausage with ketchup and orange juice. You can smell it right now, can't ya~?
>>719975445
hopefully, but the proof of survival is also good. Serve well, brother, I'll see you again someday!
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>>719975422
You do you man.
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>>719975463
I never said he should kill himself.
Now you're making shit up

> mentally and spiritually strong
> Relies on /b/ for acknowledgment and acceptance.

Keep trying trigger girl
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>>719975853
I think he should kill himself
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>>719975647
hot damn, I oughta hit that up too.. but I still gotta visit the appalachian mages up for something else, I'll still have to make a trip.
MOONSHINE!!
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>>719975256
I don't smoke but wish I could sometimes lol
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>>719975748
I'm partially nodding off, i'd say more dosing since I'n aware of it happening

I'm hungry now and yes i can smell it

it smells really good


Chicken noodle soup or hash browns were always my fav for hangovers
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Looking for a good suggestion for drinks tonight. I was going to have some coconut rum and pineapple juice but my juice seems to have taken a turn for the worse. Had to throw it out.
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>>719975437
It's only 5-6% but it's the easiest drinking beverage I've ever had come in a 40. You could drink two of these in the time it took you to drink a Colt 45 or an OE.
It even made this top 7 malt liquors list: http://coed.com/2011/03/26/the-7-best-malt-liquors/
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>>719961387
I am drinking pepsi like a big boy
>>
Nickel!

Howdy doody, just drinking a 12-pack of Pabst since its my weekend starting an hour ago.

Just wish I still had whiskey...oh well gonna buy some tomorrow I bet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaDMYqUbOPU
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>>719976082
I suggest Turkish Royals or Dunhill Reds, excellent smokes and an almost aromatic scent to 'em!
>>719976119
one of the best things in life, a good hot breakfast after a wild nite.
Good choices too, but I'd dump a mess of tabasco into that soup, but well done still!
>>719976219
lemon-lime soda!
>>719976239
the glass foties of old! I'm impressed though, malt licka can taste kinda good sometimes, 211 used to taste excellent in glass bottles, now we got these plastic jobbies..
>>
Choose my next drink anons
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>>719976461
ay patron
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>>719976546
Sounds good.
I'll have a shot then.
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>>719976352
YUMMY.
>>719976410
aw man, that tune takes me back..
to like, the first time you showed it to me~
How are ya, friend?
>>719976461
My god, what a selection!!
hm.. a double-shot of the Pernod, unprepared.
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>>719976461
pour some a glass of chambord and put a shot of patron in it. finish with a splash of Frangelico
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>>719976461
strawberry jelly
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>>719976639
Actually, if I'm doing this I'll just start one of my old anons get me drunk threads.

I'll still have that shot for you though.
>>
real quick, the threads got about 30 image posts left, should I make another thread after this? lemme know.
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>>719976665
>1 off
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>>719976744
>dubs

anotha one
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>>719976744
Yeah sure man. Go for it.
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>>719976659
The selection goes further.
Even though there's mostly multiples in the boxes.

Perks of running a liquor store.
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Have some molecules. Good use of picture posts. I know how to make the one on the right.
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>>719976659
Ha! I honestly thought it was a different song than last time...Oh well.

I'm pretty grand. Moving by next month, 'bout to have my 1 year anniversary, and I have an interview for a better job tomorrow.

How's life treating you mang?
>>719976744
If you want, I won't post another in this one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=af59U2BRRAU
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>>719976949
DUDE, Baileys for sure.
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>>719976949
Also these.
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>>719966605
I'm reformed trailer trash who just moved to KC and this looks right up my alley for a hilarious thing to buy. Thank you.
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>>719961387
By shaming anything his people is a religion that it says you even though they're doing the he quality census kill gay people of innocent children as if aids killed George Washington the people and Islam is a Satan worshipper years ago we know what all Muslims as a Satan brainwashed
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