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Some Asian kid it hitting me up on Tinder. I'm not looking

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Some Asian kid it hitting me up on Tinder. I'm not looking to fuck him, just fuck with him.

7 tells me what to say.
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konichuwa :)
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>>719934284

"That's awesome. I've been working for this new sorta hipster-chic dildo company."
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Are your glasses double?
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Tell him your grandfather killed 24 Japanese soldiers in WW2
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>>719934856
roll
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>>719934284
Look kiddo I'm not really into the gooky chink thing
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>>719935080
roll
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>>719935080
try again
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>>719935187
>>719935197

Perfect setup.
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brings starbucks on the way to my house
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I like le fucking
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The Japanese are the apex of the Asians
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I love niggers
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>>719935187
>>719935197
WINRAR
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>>719935339

agh delete this
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>>719935488
Reroll
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>>719935517
OP better deliver
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>>719935080
>>719935197

Roll 2
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>>719935080
>Tell him your grandfather killed 24 Japanese soldiers in WW2.

Dis Goin be gud
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>>719935662

"A bit of both. I'm just saying I come from a family that's used to splattering Asians."
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>>719935080
Quang isn't a Japanese name, this guy won't give a shit
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>>719935662
Oh I assure you this is no joke boy. Why dont you come meet him? He would love to round off his Jap slaying stat at a cool 25. He can string you up like you guys do to ducks
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>>719935662
Fuck off rice nigger.
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>719935930
Rolling for this
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>>719935662
Me sho sorry forgive me prease
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>>719935662
Sorry I have a no tiny dick policy
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>>719935942
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Ching chang chong?
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>>719935930
They see me rolling
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>>719936169
That's a 69, that's a get. Deliver op.
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did the atomic blast mutate your dick for generations to come?
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>>719935930
rolling
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asa akira yo mother lol
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>>719935942
Cutie
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>>719935662
"Sorry I've been drinking a bit. Say, if we hooked it would it bother you to know that 2 black guys double teamed me last week?"
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>>719935942
Let's make it happen
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>>719936052
Winrar
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>>719935662
Plus i know how baby your dick must be
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Jk let's fuk
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>>719935517
this is a goddamn sign
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>>719934284
Op are you some kind of a faggot?
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>>719936427
Winrar
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I have officially now stopped caring whatever the hell people say about me. Fuck. Islam. The most gruesome, violent, sadistic, xenophobic, discriminatory religion out there. The recent attacks in Paris have removed the last bit of pity i feel toward muslims, why do we only see Islamic terrorism? Why don't we see Christians blowing themselves up in the HQ of the freedom from religion foundation? Why don't we see Atheist beheading christians? Why is it only Islamic terrorism that we see? People must realise there is not a problem with extremism, there is a fucking problem with worshipping a pedophile prophet (piss be upon him). I am sick and tired of this religion, i am sick and tired of western countries having to deal with this bullshit, we fucking welcome them in our first world countries and all they do is blow themselves up in the name of a fucking psychopatic sky daddy and claim Sharia Law to be imposed and above the governement that welcomed them in open arms from misery. Throughout my life i have always defended moderate muslims (which i am now doubting their existance) and told people to not generalise the whole muslim population, but this is fucking enough, this religion is fucking ruining our way of life, either "normal" muslims stand up against these fucking psychopaths and try to stop them, or they can get the fuck out of non muslim countries. I am so sorry for any liberal accepting muslims out there, i really am, but i have to vent out this rage. Sadly, Islam is not compatible with the 21st century, like it or not. I excuse myself again, i must now go sacrifice a baby to the ruler of darkness because atheism.
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>>719936377
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>>719935662
Srry, wrong convo.
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YOUR FAV FILM http://kissanime.ru/Anime/Spirited-Away
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Well that was fun.
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>>719936546
Roll
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>>719936587
Was pretty good.
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