OK /b/. Roast thread is a go. Post pictures of yourself

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Alright have another of me.

>>719908904
Nationality OP?

>>719908904
OP is a solid 10/10 would bang, no flaws at all <3

>>719909668
American but ancestors are Hungarian and German. Before you ask no I'm not Jewish.

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>>719908904

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>>719908904

>>719909305
not ugly but bad lighting in your pics

>>719909878
you at least snipped tho?

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>>719908904
>Ramsay Bolton

You could literally be a younger version of him if they needed it on GOT.

>>719909305
cute as fuck. sorta look like the kid from Coraline tho lmao

>>719909305
You look like a transsexual who ran out of money about halfway through.


Jesus Christ, have a fucking haircut and fix that ceiling.

>>719910145
>>719909305
Seconded, plz post decent selfie

blamps

>>719909305
you still lurking?

>>719911363
OP's younger brother?

>>719908904
You look trans queernigger

Op is pedobear training

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>inb4 neckbeard faggot

>>719912134
6

>>719911363
Ethnicity?

>>719911363
You look like you're about to fucking cry my dude

>>719912134
9/10 if you grew your beard& mustache out some more

>>719912481
I'm good with a solid 2 man thanks

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k

>>719912915
Campus makes guys shave. Something about representing a certain brand.

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Roast me alive, lads.

>>719908904
>>719908904
Or have you abandoned your own thread?

>>719912134
Fatfag

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>>719908904

>>719913161
Those normies >:V
>>719913257
And anon, you look like you're enjoying life, I r8 6.5/10 for them eyebrows

forgot about this thread lel
>>719912639
white (irish and german)
>>719912728
not the first time i've heard that about my regular face :/

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I'm 18

>>719913717
Post D?

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>>719913845
uWu

>>719914151
Not bad. tentatively guessing you're a northeasterner

>>719914151
Oh heck yee~~~

>>719914330
very astute. Massfag

>>719914151
you might want to go see a doctor, the head of the penis should never be that dark.

Looks like restricted bloodflow.

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This interests me

>>719914151
8; gay or str8 tho?

>>719913769
Femboy/10
>>719913986
LegendaryEyebrowgame/10 would bang

>>719914438
then are you happen you're snipped? and did it happen in boston?

>>719909305
This even you tho?

>>719913769
Want to show a little more skin?

>>719914576
bi. am virgin tho :o

>>719914683
assumedly. live in boston

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>>719908904

>>719915063
Cute as fuck 10/10

>>719909305
Michael Cera needs a haircut

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>>719914993

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>>719915242
>>719914993
alluah ackbar boys, i'm too fucking sexy for this thread.

>>719915130
Single as fuck/10

>>719914898
are ya happy for it then?

>>719915364
I would smother your friend with my vagina lips

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Fuck

>>719915426
i guess. kinda just what i've always had so nbd

>>719915568
rapist/10

>>719915604
then finally, and if you know (and don't mind saying), are the other guys in your family snipped or just you?

>>719915496
aight, let me hook you up. where you from?

>>719915788
FUCKING HELL YOU CREEPY CIRCUMCISION OBSESSOR, GO AWAY AND LIE IN A TRENCH

>>719915788
cut across the board

also check em

>>719909305
You still lurking?

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>>719914513
You look like Garfunkel and Oates
>"They're two different people!"
I know.

>>719915831
Kek I've been in a relationship for 6 years. Was just making a point. He looks bloody good

>>719915912
and were your bros snipped before or after you were, chronologically speaking?

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Roast me

>>719916012
fake/10

>>719915971
Not even mad. Could be worse. Could look like honeybooboos mother

>>719915894
Take deep breaths

>>719915994
before. only 1 older brother so...

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R8 13 to me. Go.

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>>719916252
That was ambiguous... sounds like you're saying I look like Mama June

>>719916424
Y/o*

>>719916424
You look like a fat version of maxmoefag

>>719916432
No, not at all. Just making a point that you could have compared me to someone much less attractive. I am okay with your judgement

>>719916424
The only possible reasons you'd post this are 1) You know for a fact this was your peak, which... damn. Sorry man. Or, 2) This is you currently and you're 13. I hope it's 2, because if you leave 4chan now and start walking everywhere you can change everything.

>>719916264
gotcha. thnx for humoring me

>>719916668
Well I know it's supposed to be a roast thread but you're not giving me much to work with, you're just a cute big-eyed thang. I at least look strange

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>>719914993
Gorgeous motherfucker, imagine our beards tangling in a passionate kiss /nohomo
>>719915063
As average as it gets
>>719915568
Damn, that's a true rapist grin
>>719915580
It's gonna be very easy for the cops to aim at that forehead when you shot up some school

>>719915580
post dick?

>>719917146
>hold my personalized beer stein guys, these girls aren't gonna be uncomfortably aggressive to THEMSELVES

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>>719914636
I'm not a femboy, I wish I was though
>>719914720
Sorry m8 I'm a little too uptight for that

>>719917128
Nah mang, you look fine. Not my type but I date guys who think they're tuff. You're a good 7/10

>>719917146
I actually might shoot up a crowd of libtards

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>>719916638
>>719916839
This is me now. not much better to be fair.

>>719908904
>>>/r/eddit

>>719917163
>underage.jpeg

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aight faggots hit me with it

>>719918012
Your £7.99 jacket from primark makes me sick.

>>719917858
U sure?

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>>719917773
Dem glasses

>>719917613
Aw danks. I appreciate it, live-action young adult powerpuff girl

>>719918118
32 euro jacket from some random place my sister found, dont have primark in my country

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ok

>>719917163
I'm 14 my dood

>>719918463
Oh dear

>>719918624
Better to find out now aye lad.

>>719918463
Off you go kiddo

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>>719908904
>>719909305

u bout to boston it up huh?

>>719918924
Gets told he's too creepy to be the Santa. So he gets the elf position instead. Kek

check my dubbles

>>719919080
Underage

>>719919647
I turn 23 in two days, anon

>>719909305
You look like your a nut job

>>719910030
Stay in school kid

>>719918425
trans/10

>>719911363
GO!... BACK!... TO!... CLASS!...
ditching is just going to land you a permanent job at pizza hut.

>>719913257
Looks like your already fried

>>719920531
lmfaooo close. I work delivery at a Papa John's. Finishing HS in June.

>>719913769
Seriously wtf your not even near 18 go back to fucking school stay off fucking 4chan!

>>719919762
dayum. too bad you have 4skin, otherwise you'd be my type

>>719914513
Why are your eyes so big?

>>719920973
>too bad you have 4skin
are you assuming I'm uncircumsized? if so, good guess

>>719919980
wtf

>>719914993
What the fuck are you holding? Nice beard tho

>>719915580
Huge forehead

>>719921113
you revealed the fact yesterday if I remember

>>719916012
Way to big tits and over sized ass

>>719916424
Stay in school kid

>>719921537
oh

strange

>>719918425
I honesly can not tell wtf the fuck you even are

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>>719920895
Fuk u m8, I'm a god damn art student,
Don't be jelly cuz I'm cute

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>>719921831
>wtf the fuck

>>719922119
Fuck off you wanted to get roasted so I fucking roasted you. What kind of art student can't take criticism. What part of arts are you in? The art of being tirggered?

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>>719923158

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>>719923208

>>719922982
Wtf means what the fuck.............

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>>719923240

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>>719922119

>>719923240
Go away

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>>719923073
Lol ur the one who's triggered lol

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>tfw your hair hates you as much as you do

>>719923290
What is anatomy?

>>719923410
Nope

>>719916012
fat

nuff said

>>719923609
Please go away

>>719915580
yer mom had a hard time pullin ye out mate?

>>719915063
would single mother you

>>719910030
I wonder who he really is. Guess just another typical /soc/ poster. Thisnexact same photo of his has been posted numerous times in almost every faces of /b/ thread. I wonder if he awared.

>>719914513
ayy lmao

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>>719923248
No shit

>>719922119
cute ?
you look like a kid, a special snowflake type of kid.
You are delusional faggot

>>719921175
That pussy looks unhappy

>>719923419
narcissa? That u?

>>719923896
I think it's a joke implying that you aren't supposed to have the beauty filter on. His face looks like it was someone threw nude paint on it

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>>719924166
nah im Rancid

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Roast me

>>719924068
you'd make a fuckable girl

>>719923983
Hahaha nice

>>719924592
have skype?

>>719924068
skype?

>>719924068
This disturbs me

>>719924068
for the love of all that is holy give me something to contact u

>>719924016
EDJY!!!!!!!!!

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>>719924747
i dont like giving it out

>>719925089
aww cmon!

>>719913257
your teeth look like gold bars

>>719915993
i dont give a fuck about your relationship, you bitches wanna hook up?

>>719917146
#NoHomoBroIGotYou

>>719921273
Its a joint wrapped in foil tin. its not even mind but i thought the picture was pretty nice.

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sup faggots

>>719916012
not you but would destroy, beard man has spoken.

OP here. Sorry I was at Mickey Dee's.

>>719925996
irish

>>719912134
You brought on the neccbeards.

>>719925996
8.5/10 not too bad at all man I'd fuck

>>719926352
Why would you say I look Irish? That's a good roast though

>>719914513
Amine eyes.

>>719926459
what are you then?

>>719926741
Half German half Dutch

>>719916012
You look fucking 40.

>>719916012
Stripper long past her prime?

>>719916432
Nohomo, I would fuck you if I was a woman.

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btw for anyone asking if it's really me

>>719918012
Fine af.

>>719918397
So, like, 6 USD?

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>>719908904
adorable

>>719918463
Fuck me, I feel intimidated.

>>719927414
Thank you. It means a lot.

>>719925887
Im not saying the picture is shit just couldnt figure out what you were holding

>>719919980
Thats fucked

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Hello my dudes, have a selfie.

>>719924068
You're prettier than me and I'm an actual female. Dafuq. Cutie

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>>719908904
Nigga why the fuck u wearing a brown clown wig

>>719925996
post dick

>>719924655
Your mother took this picture

>>719923552
Kill yourself you /h/eck

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>>719924068
Post another pic dude

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Just kill me

>>719927719
Whats with the selfie in the bathroom trend?

>>719927953
You look like a Brandyn. Is your name Brandyn?

>>719928032
just less effort than to take one with the front camera as you can get greater distance. but yeah, pretty lazy and stupid.

>>719927740
actually it's my natural hair lmao

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u cute op
u cute

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>>719927953
Why? Ur not bad.

>>719927747
only if you do first

>>719927953
Creeper stash, creeper brows, the fuck is going on next to you, creeper hat. Theres to much shit to roast and i am to damn lazy to type it all

>>719928268
thanks anon

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>>719928305
if you insist

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>>719928261
I know man i was tryin to burn you

>>719928268
Please take your finger off your nose. Its fucking discusting

>>719928574
I enjoyed the burn. I actually laughed.

>>719928607
Nigga it's a nose, not the inside of an asshole

You look like yung lean if he had black hair in the 70s

>>719924008
that's what he gets for being a little fucker. he's lucky I even feed him and take him to the vet

>>719928282
Do you wanna be my sidepiece?

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i got your goat

>>719928929
Surebb

>>719928168
nah pal

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>>719928607
sorry senpai

>>719923942
Woah so edgy man AAAAAAAAAAA

>>719929056
Is your hand not steady enough to draw a straight line around your eye?

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i h8 all of u normiez

>>719928845
Pets are assholes

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>>719928682
Ye man we need to be able to laugh at ourselves.

>>719929056
I had loads of things to say about your painfully average face, but i just can't stand to destroy a girls self esteem like that.

Decent tits though

>>719928985
You sure do

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>>719929161
kek wut
(yes, my hair looks fucked when it's wet)

>>719929381
True that man.

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>>719929381
You are a solid pube.

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>>719929366
Are not

>>719929510
suck my cock

>>719929510
Your eyeliner looks like a 12 year old did it.

>>719929335
I hate me also

>>719929056
Thanks

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>>719929510
you look like you dropped out of community college

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>>719929630
>>719929384
thanks

>>719929779
Stop posting.

>>719929578
Turtles are complete ass holes

>>719929628

Good roast dog.

>>719929381
Yup

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>>719929864
no.

>>719928305
you from Europe?

>>719929746
>filename
>metanned.jpg
kekadoodledoo

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>>719929937
Maybe if you're retarded and can't read their body language

>>719929335

Damn you're prettier than the women in this thread.. don't go to prison.

>>719930081
Yes, but live in south africa now :)_()()_

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>>719930291
Usually white people move from there to Europe...

>>719930298
failed b&

>>719929864
No I like her posting.

>>719930134
Answer me this how many times has it tried to bite you or gotten pissed off at you?

>>719930349
I dont enjoy the shit weather in europe too much.

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>>719914513
Cute eyes
Big head
Nice boobs
Wow

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>>719930375
Once or twice when I first got them and didn't know how to handle them. Now they curl up in the bend of my arms or legs, and chirp to greet me.
Only had them a couple months and they weren't handled at all by their previous owner. About 5 years old.

OP here. How is everyone's night? Also when this 404s should we make a new thread?
also kik chat seems lit.

>>719930544
>big head
I'm ded. Thanks anon

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Roast the fuck out of me /b/. No mercy.

>>719930706
You look like a retarded version of Daniel Tosh if he got stung on the lips by a bee.

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>>719930364
thanks senpai

>>719930706
Does your mom know you're on here.