Trips or higher gets a link to my DB full of fap material.
I feel you. I've been out of the game for about 2 years now. No one to play with. Noble Knights were tough to deal with. I ran Blue-Eyes, Heratics, Chronomalys, Heroic Challengers (my main deck), and Gergias.
Hell, I used to run Black Wings and Lightsworn/Rulers until Rulers were banned, and Black Wings emptied out my hand.
Buddy of mine let me use his Quasar/Synchron deck, 12 special summons with three cards to bring him out.
GraveKeepers and Necros literally screwed me over until I made that NK deck.
Even a Water deck wasn't able to stop it.
I actually faced another NK deck at a tourney, we were like "dude, lets just call it a draw" because we knew we wouldn't be able to do anything to each other. We had the exact same build. Medraut to Borz, then it was over from there.